Punch: From third-rate anchor to top chef
Chapter 105
Chapter 105
[PS: Some readers mentioned that I have stepped on the road?Really nonsense. 】
[pS: I am a pan believer, I have no fixed religious beliefs, and I do not reject any beliefs, thank you. 】
However, the Taoist who called himself Miao Taoist spoke up.
"I'm not good at seeing faces, but I'm good at touching the bones, or, as long as you feel the bones for me."
"I can know more, if I'm not sure, I won't get a penny."
"Of course, if you think what I said makes sense, then you only need a little thought."
The people in the live broadcast room booed again,
"The anchor asked him to test, let him test."
"By the way, haven't we, the Han Kingdom, always cracked down on feudal superstition?"
"Hey, how can this be called a feudal superstition? Feng Shui has been renamed Environmental Management and Governance."
"Hey, this really shouldn't be underestimated. There is a sorceress in our village, and it really works."
"My ex-boyfriend took me to a sorceress who told me that I had three marriages. Sure enough, I broke up with the second ex-boyfriend and married my current husband."
"Laughing, your ex-boyfriend, is this shooting yourself in the foot?"
"I don't really believe it. If you have this ability, you can buy lottery tickets. If you can't afford it, why don't you just gamble?"
"Anchor, let him try it, everyone wants to watch it."
Seeing the loud voices in the live broadcast room, Li Xiao hesitated for a moment, and glanced around, sitting in the corner of Yuhuazhai, almost no one would notice him.
"Okay, but I don't have much money with me."
Miao Taoist nodded slightly
"As long as a little heart is enough, I never tell fortunes for money."
Li Xiao asked again,
"How to touch the bone?"
Miao Taoist chuckled
"This sect's unique secret technique, you only need to touch it."
Li Xiao nodded after listening, and stretched out his left hand, men left and women right, he still understood this.
Miao Taoist's hand was lightly put on, and at the moment of contact, Li Xiao shuddered. The Miao Taoist's hand was very cold, as if there was a strange breath lingering.
Moreover, there are not many muscles on the other party's fingers, as if they are all composed of bones.
Miao Taoist's speed is very fast, from the wrist to the bottom, the palm, the thumb, the index finger, the middle finger, the ring finger, and finally the little finger.
After touching the bone, Taoist Miao didn't speak, but pondered for a while, as if he was thinking about something, then nodded and spoke.
"You are born with wood nature, fire base, and lack of water, so there is wood in your surname. If there is water in your name, you will not have serious illness or disaster in your life."
Li Xiao
???
live audience
???
The name of Li Xiao's live broadcast room is Xiao Xiaoxiao Ai Cuisine. Similarly, many viewers know that the anchor's surname is Li.
Many viewers gasped,
"Hey, hey, looks like something?"
"This, can't it be that you really met an expert?"
"Looking at the appearance of Xianfeng Daogu on the opposite side, it is very similar to the legendary master!"
"Wait, where is the host? Lingyin Temple? I'm leaving immediately!"
"Fellow Taoists go together. I have been seeking immortality for many years, and now I will definitely enter the immortal gate."
Miao Taoist hit the point, his own name, and the smirk on Li Xiao's face also restrained a bit, and his attitude became correct.
Although he was born in the countryside, he didn't really believe in these ghosts and ghosts.
Is there really such a thing as fortune-telling?
Then listen to Miao Taoist continue to say
"Although there is no water in your life, I can see that you are surrounded by water. The place where you were born and lived should be on the southern coast."
???
Li Xiao
There was no surprise in the live broadcast room this time, because they didn't know Li Xiao's birthplace either.
After all, Li Xiao has been in Hangzhou since the beginning of the live broadcast, so many viewers thought the host was from Hangzhou.
Miao Taoist looked at Li Xiao's expression of hesitation, smiled on his face, and continued
"Your fate is not rough, but the family in the first half of your life is doomed to have no money and no power."
"Your fate is uneven, and you are destined to not be able to stay at home for a long time. Your fate will continue to move, but it will move very slowly."
"Your career star was mediocre at the beginning, and you could even say it was bumpy. You didn't meet any noble people along the way."
"However, being guided by the fate star, your life may be doomed, but your name allows you to escape the doom, and then your career will start to skyrocket and get out of control."
"After your career star starts to work, your other stars also start to work."
"There are still many small obstacles on your career star, but you can overcome them one by one."
"Well, I also saw that your love star is a cute little girl."
At this time, Li Xiao was already shocked when he heard it, shit, this time I really met a fairy.
In the live broadcast room, some old viewers also initiated 666
"I'll go, it's God's fortune."
"Ten years old fan testifies, what this Miao Taoist said is true!!"
Obviously, this is Li Xiao's loyal fan who has followed him since before he became popular.
"My God, you can actually figure out that when the anchor is live broadcasting, there will be many accidents?"
This is obviously what Li Xiao has been following since he became popular.
"I'll go, I can even see the love line, and know that it's a cute little girl, not a mature Yujie?"
There is obviously a slight deviation in the focus of this audience.
Of course, among the fanatical audience, there are also a few skeptics.
"Hey, hey, calm down, how can a fortune teller be so clear?"
"That's right, the one who swallowed the jujube in the front, but the one in the back is very clear."
"I doubt it, I have never seen such a calculation."
However, it is always a minority who remain rational, and these minorities are instantly overwhelmed.
"He is a Miao Taoist, with an immortal demeanor and strong magic power. Is there a mistake in calculating it in detail?"
"That's right, I really believe in this. The anchor, please help me get a WeChat account. I'll reward you with a plane first."
"Yes, yes, anchor, I am too far away, I also need a contact information, I am willing to discuss."
With someone taking the lead, planes flew across the screen with special effects, all for the purpose of asking for contact information.
However, at this time Li Xiao had become disoriented, his eyes were staring straight, and he didn't have the heart to pay attention to the live broadcast room at all.
The other party was too accurate, telling his address, saying that he came to Hangzhou to study, saying that his live broadcast did not improve at the beginning, and what he said afterwards was even more accurate.
Li Xiao's complexion turned even worse when he thought of this.
[I look at you with dark clouds, and I can tell that people close to you will encounter disasters at a glance, and I can see a little red light between your eyebrows from a distance, and I am afraid that there will be bloody disasters in the near future. 】
The words Miao Taoist said at the beginning lingered in his heart again, someone close to him?
I don't have many friends, and I'm relatively familiar with the three people in the dormitory in college. If I want to say that I am close to me, it must be my parents at home.
Could it be that they will encounter disaster?
What a disaster?Is it sick, or is there an accident?
And he also has a disaster of blood?
Although he has obtained the system, he is still just an ordinary person. It is okay to cook abalone and comment on food. He really doesn't know how to deal with anything that happens to him.
Speaking of literary and artistic points: Leaning on a railing, swallowing clouds and smoke, half entering the breeze and half entering the throat, the breeze also dyes the sorrows of the world.
(End of this chapter)
[PS: Some readers mentioned that I have stepped on the road?Really nonsense. 】
[pS: I am a pan believer, I have no fixed religious beliefs, and I do not reject any beliefs, thank you. 】
However, the Taoist who called himself Miao Taoist spoke up.
"I'm not good at seeing faces, but I'm good at touching the bones, or, as long as you feel the bones for me."
"I can know more, if I'm not sure, I won't get a penny."
"Of course, if you think what I said makes sense, then you only need a little thought."
The people in the live broadcast room booed again,
"The anchor asked him to test, let him test."
"By the way, haven't we, the Han Kingdom, always cracked down on feudal superstition?"
"Hey, how can this be called a feudal superstition? Feng Shui has been renamed Environmental Management and Governance."
"Hey, this really shouldn't be underestimated. There is a sorceress in our village, and it really works."
"My ex-boyfriend took me to a sorceress who told me that I had three marriages. Sure enough, I broke up with the second ex-boyfriend and married my current husband."
"Laughing, your ex-boyfriend, is this shooting yourself in the foot?"
"I don't really believe it. If you have this ability, you can buy lottery tickets. If you can't afford it, why don't you just gamble?"
"Anchor, let him try it, everyone wants to watch it."
Seeing the loud voices in the live broadcast room, Li Xiao hesitated for a moment, and glanced around, sitting in the corner of Yuhuazhai, almost no one would notice him.
"Okay, but I don't have much money with me."
Miao Taoist nodded slightly
"As long as a little heart is enough, I never tell fortunes for money."
Li Xiao asked again,
"How to touch the bone?"
Miao Taoist chuckled
"This sect's unique secret technique, you only need to touch it."
Li Xiao nodded after listening, and stretched out his left hand, men left and women right, he still understood this.
Miao Taoist's hand was lightly put on, and at the moment of contact, Li Xiao shuddered. The Miao Taoist's hand was very cold, as if there was a strange breath lingering.
Moreover, there are not many muscles on the other party's fingers, as if they are all composed of bones.
Miao Taoist's speed is very fast, from the wrist to the bottom, the palm, the thumb, the index finger, the middle finger, the ring finger, and finally the little finger.
After touching the bone, Taoist Miao didn't speak, but pondered for a while, as if he was thinking about something, then nodded and spoke.
"You are born with wood nature, fire base, and lack of water, so there is wood in your surname. If there is water in your name, you will not have serious illness or disaster in your life."
Li Xiao
???
live audience
???
The name of Li Xiao's live broadcast room is Xiao Xiaoxiao Ai Cuisine. Similarly, many viewers know that the anchor's surname is Li.
Many viewers gasped,
"Hey, hey, looks like something?"
"This, can't it be that you really met an expert?"
"Looking at the appearance of Xianfeng Daogu on the opposite side, it is very similar to the legendary master!"
"Wait, where is the host? Lingyin Temple? I'm leaving immediately!"
"Fellow Taoists go together. I have been seeking immortality for many years, and now I will definitely enter the immortal gate."
Miao Taoist hit the point, his own name, and the smirk on Li Xiao's face also restrained a bit, and his attitude became correct.
Although he was born in the countryside, he didn't really believe in these ghosts and ghosts.
Is there really such a thing as fortune-telling?
Then listen to Miao Taoist continue to say
"Although there is no water in your life, I can see that you are surrounded by water. The place where you were born and lived should be on the southern coast."
???
Li Xiao
There was no surprise in the live broadcast room this time, because they didn't know Li Xiao's birthplace either.
After all, Li Xiao has been in Hangzhou since the beginning of the live broadcast, so many viewers thought the host was from Hangzhou.
Miao Taoist looked at Li Xiao's expression of hesitation, smiled on his face, and continued
"Your fate is not rough, but the family in the first half of your life is doomed to have no money and no power."
"Your fate is uneven, and you are destined to not be able to stay at home for a long time. Your fate will continue to move, but it will move very slowly."
"Your career star was mediocre at the beginning, and you could even say it was bumpy. You didn't meet any noble people along the way."
"However, being guided by the fate star, your life may be doomed, but your name allows you to escape the doom, and then your career will start to skyrocket and get out of control."
"After your career star starts to work, your other stars also start to work."
"There are still many small obstacles on your career star, but you can overcome them one by one."
"Well, I also saw that your love star is a cute little girl."
At this time, Li Xiao was already shocked when he heard it, shit, this time I really met a fairy.
In the live broadcast room, some old viewers also initiated 666
"I'll go, it's God's fortune."
"Ten years old fan testifies, what this Miao Taoist said is true!!"
Obviously, this is Li Xiao's loyal fan who has followed him since before he became popular.
"My God, you can actually figure out that when the anchor is live broadcasting, there will be many accidents?"
This is obviously what Li Xiao has been following since he became popular.
"I'll go, I can even see the love line, and know that it's a cute little girl, not a mature Yujie?"
There is obviously a slight deviation in the focus of this audience.
Of course, among the fanatical audience, there are also a few skeptics.
"Hey, hey, calm down, how can a fortune teller be so clear?"
"That's right, the one who swallowed the jujube in the front, but the one in the back is very clear."
"I doubt it, I have never seen such a calculation."
However, it is always a minority who remain rational, and these minorities are instantly overwhelmed.
"He is a Miao Taoist, with an immortal demeanor and strong magic power. Is there a mistake in calculating it in detail?"
"That's right, I really believe in this. The anchor, please help me get a WeChat account. I'll reward you with a plane first."
"Yes, yes, anchor, I am too far away, I also need a contact information, I am willing to discuss."
With someone taking the lead, planes flew across the screen with special effects, all for the purpose of asking for contact information.
However, at this time Li Xiao had become disoriented, his eyes were staring straight, and he didn't have the heart to pay attention to the live broadcast room at all.
The other party was too accurate, telling his address, saying that he came to Hangzhou to study, saying that his live broadcast did not improve at the beginning, and what he said afterwards was even more accurate.
Li Xiao's complexion turned even worse when he thought of this.
[I look at you with dark clouds, and I can tell that people close to you will encounter disasters at a glance, and I can see a little red light between your eyebrows from a distance, and I am afraid that there will be bloody disasters in the near future. 】
The words Miao Taoist said at the beginning lingered in his heart again, someone close to him?
I don't have many friends, and I'm relatively familiar with the three people in the dormitory in college. If I want to say that I am close to me, it must be my parents at home.
Could it be that they will encounter disaster?
What a disaster?Is it sick, or is there an accident?
And he also has a disaster of blood?
Although he has obtained the system, he is still just an ordinary person. It is okay to cook abalone and comment on food. He really doesn't know how to deal with anything that happens to him.
Speaking of literary and artistic points: Leaning on a railing, swallowing clouds and smoke, half entering the breeze and half entering the throat, the breeze also dyes the sorrows of the world.
(End of this chapter)
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