Punch: From third-rate anchor to top chef

Chapter 159

Li Xiao released Xiaolan from the cage again.

As soon as she came out, Xiaolan started to complain

"Li Xiao, I'm warning you. I refuse to be transported by air. It scares me to death, you know? I was in the consignment warehouse just now, and was watched by a big dog for several hours. I was so scared that my heart almost stopped."

Li Xiao hurriedly begged for mercy
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, if you don't check your luggage, I will send you back to Hangzhou Wetland Park."

"Otherwise, for more than a whole month, I'm afraid you will starve to death in the apartment."

Hearing Hangcheng Wetland Park, Xiaolan's chattering mouth was instantly closed, and when he heard starving to death, his dancing movements also stopped.

As a budgerigar that has caused a lot of trouble and doesn't have much foraging ability, well, it has no foraging ability at all.

Both options are deadly.

Seeing that Xiaolan was not barking, Li Xiao let out a long breath.

This guy is going to be annoying to death. After thinking about it for two seconds, Li Xiao took the device.

After all, there will be a period of time to promote the two uncles.

But it seems too hard to promote directly.

The audience's ability to accept rigid advertisements is very poor, unless there is a demand for it.

But if the ad had been more benign in nature, the effect might have been quite different.

Play around here by yourself first, it is best to warm up for two days to arouse the interest of the audience.

At that time, let the audience speak for themselves, want to buy something, or come here for a trip.

I repeatedly shied away, and then forced by the enthusiasm of the audience, I had no choice but to reluctantly agree to the strong request of my family members.

Turn passive into active, and change the logical relationship a little, and the problem will be solved.

This method was learned by Li Xiao from a cousin.

My cousin's four-year-old son is very lively and active, and he is the most disobedient at this age, beating, scolding and reprimanding forcefully will not have a good effect at all.

Moreover, cursing and beating people will also make me tired, so my cousin who has studied psychology does the opposite.

Let yourself appear weak, pitiful, helpless, showing strange attributes such as fear of getting lost, unable to walk, and unable to recognize the road.

And subtly instilled in the 4-year-old son that he is a subconscious man who needs to protect his mother.

Then, every time I go out, my cousin's 4-year-old son will no longer run around because he is a man and needs to take care of his mother.

In the same way, it's the same if you switch to a live broadcast. You are forcing me to sell the goods. How could I have any bad intentions?

However, let's start broadcasting now and warm up.

As he spoke, he called a Didi, and at the same time, turned on his video recorder.

Although it is near the sea, it is actually better to do live broadcast directly outdoors.

However, he is a gourmet anchor in his job, and the span is too large all of a sudden, which is not very good.

Therefore, he first planned to go from the village to the town, or directly to Yangjiang City, to broadcast live food.

Do it for two or three days, and then take the audience to a real version of chasing the sea.

In the end, the goods were sold logically. Logically, there was no big problem for the time being, perfect.

Open the Kitten Live APP on your mobile phone and click to start broadcasting.

The news on Li Xiao's broadcast was sent out immediately.

The number of people in the live broadcast room is increasing rapidly

6000  
7000  
1······
4······
In the end, the number of people in the live broadcast room hovered at 4.

"Hi everyone, I'm Xiao Xiaoxiao who loves food."

"glad to see everyone."

There was a burst of complaints in the live broadcast room

"Professional model workers rested for many days in a row, suspected of being paid too much, so they slackened."

"What good food will the anchor bring us to eat today? My cup noodles are already soaked."

"Hey, the position of the anchor has changed? From Hangzhou to Yangjiang?"

"Yangjiang? Where is Yangjiang?"

"Yangjiang is a small city along the coast of the Great Han Kingdom."

"Wait [Dahan Food Festival] Isn't it after the New Year?"

"That's right, is the anchor going to explore the road first?"

Li Xiao explained to the audience while walking towards the side of the road

"Didn't I say it before? I'm not from Hangzhou. No, I haven't been home for a long time, so I'll go home early during the Chinese New Year."

In the live room
"Oh, so the host is from Yangjiang?"

"No, the anchor said it, he is from Dongguan!!"

"So, why did the anchor appear in Yangjiang?"

"Wait, shouldn't the question be that it's only early January, so the word Chinese New Year has appeared too early?"

"The Chinese New Year will be in mid-February this year. Strictly speaking, it's not too early."

"I'm envious of the anchor, I can only have a holiday on the 23rd of the Lunar New Year."

"I'm envious upstairs, I can only have a holiday at the 25th of Chinese New Year."

"I envy everyone, I will be on duty during the Chinese New Year."

The moment of silence in the live broadcast room, everyone sent out
"Thank you for your hard work, worker."

Li Xiao couldn't help feeling sad when he saw this poor man who had to go to work during the Chinese New Year.

After all, people have to go to work on traditional festivals like Chinese New Year.

Either a monthly salary of thousands of dollars, or a monthly salary of millions.

He silently clicked on the other party's profile picture, level 2.

He silently closed the other party's profile, and mourned for the other party for three seconds in his heart, it seems that this brother is the former.

After the silence, Li Xiao spoke

"I came here to play, after all, there is still a long time before the New Year."

"Besides, I have relatives here, so I just drop by to have fun."

"Today, I sat on the plane for several hours, and I was a little tired, so I just went to eat with everyone and strolled around."

"Tomorrow, tomorrow I will take everyone to go fishing in a boat, or go to sea."

In the live room
"Catch the sea? I like it!"

"Isn't it all fake to catch the sea?"

"I can't say it's completely false, I can only say 90.00% five."

"My family lives by the sea. In fact, it's quite fun to go to the sea."

"When you're by the sea, don't you want to eat seafood?"

"Seafood? Seaweed is the most expensive seafood I've ever eaten."

After getting on Didi, Li Xiao told the driver the name of a restaurant in the town.

The driver glanced at Li Xiao from the rear-view mirror, and asked with some doubts,
"Are you from Donglai Village? Which one? Why haven't I seen you before?"

After all, it is a town below Yangjiang, with a small population base, and there are not many tourists here. If a stranger suddenly appeared, as a conscientious driver, he would definitely gossip.

Li Xiao said with a smile
"I am the nephew of Liang Jintang and Liang Jinquan, and my mother is Liang Jinjian."

As soon as he finished speaking, the driver let out a long oh.

"It turns out that they are the nephews of Acitang and Acic Quan. No wonder they look so similar. I was thinking, those two guys are so honest that they shouldn't have any illegitimate children."

A far-fetched smile appeared on Li Xiao's face, good guy, I got in the car for only a minute, what was going on in the other party's brain.

And an illegitimate child?The cow is really a cow!
While coping with the driver's enthusiastic nagging, Li Xiao introduced Yangjiang City to the audience.

"Yangjiang, a prefecture-level city under the jurisdiction of Guangdong Province, a metropolitan city on the west bank of the Pearl River Estuary."

"Owns the top ten most beautiful islands in the Han Kingdom, and Hailing Island, the first batch of national ocean parks"

"Speaking of Hailing Island, I'm going to give you a preview here. I'll check the weather forecast. If the weather is good, I might go to Hailing Island tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. The environment is pretty good."

Of course, a good environment is one aspect.

On the other hand, Hailing Island is the usual stop for the fishing boats of the second and third uncles.

At that time, the original ecological network marketing will not be afraid that the audience will not rush to buy.

The town to which Donglai Village belongs is called Yashao Town, which is one of the more famous towns in Yangjiang City.

Yashao Town is located in Yangdong District, Yangjiang City, at the confluence of Nalong River, Moyang River and South China Sea, with well-developed freshwater lakes and aquaculture.

There are large mountainous areas in the north, rich in forestry resources.

Facing the sea in the south, it is rich in marine resources.

Yashao Town has such unique resources, so even though it is only a town, its level of development is no worse than that of Yangjiang City.

Of course, Yashao Town must be much worse than Hangzhou City. After all, even Yangjiang is only a fourth-tier city, let alone the towns below.

Li Xiao is not used to walking on the streets with huge changes.

I haven't been here for 5 years, and the shops on the street here have become unfamiliar.

Li Xiao couldn't even find the store that had appeared before in his memory.

Fortunately, although the shops on the streets of Yashao Town have been updated.

However, there are still many shops with cheaper rents and less favorable locations, which survived.

Li Xiao is now standing in front of a restaurant that he and his second uncle have visited several times.

But he didn't go in directly, because the restaurant here has a fish pond.

But serious locals will not order seafood directly in it.

Or just take the seafood you caught out to sea and process it for the store.

Even locals who don’t have a boat at home will buy seafood in the nearby market and bring it to the restaurant for processing in the kitchen.

Of course, vegetables and drinks must be ordered in restaurants, and seafood will be charged a certain processing fee according to different methods.

This is already the basic operation of the restaurant here.

If Li Xiao walks in directly, order food in the restaurant.

Then it is very likely that the hotel will directly judge it as a passenger.

And tourists are directly equivalent to walking big fat sheep, and the number of tourists here is very small.

Adhering to the principle of killing mistakes and never letting them go.

Once Li Xiao walks into the restaurant with a camera, the boss will definitely give him a very warm reception.

Because, in the eyes of the boss, he must become a fat sheep with the prefix "rich", after all, the equipment in his hand does not look cheap.

How could such a fat sheep not be slaughtered twice?

So, he turned a corner and walked towards the nearby market.

While walking, Li Xiao gave everyone a science introduction

"If you come to Yangjiang next time, please, please, don't choose places to eat near the main road and the beach."

"Because it's too expensive and not fresh."

"On top of that, there could be a case of rip-offs."

"7 taels, already considered a conscientious businessman, the most feared thing is to encounter [-] taels, or just steal the dragon and turn it into a phoenix."

Someone asked a question in the live broadcast room

"What is five-two scale?!"

"What is stealing a dragon and turning a phoenix?"

"How can you not be slaughtered?"

Li Xiao nimbly jumped onto a red brick in the middle of the road, and then jumped onto another brick.

This is a local market, not many people come to patronize, so the environment is quite ordinary.

The sewage silted up on the road is already considered pediatrics, and there are also a large number of dead marine life, various fish, shrimp, crab, and octopus corpses, abandoned on the roadside.

Only after avoiding large areas of sewage, Li Xiao was able to answer the audience's questions
"One catty is ten taels, and five taels is half a catty. That is to say, the store tells you that it is one catty, but it is actually only half a catty. This is called half a catty."

"As for what is stealing dragons and turning phoenixes, that is, replacing live seafood with dead seafood, and replacing big seafood with small seafood."

"Because of dead seafood, it's not worth much at all along the coast."

"As we all know, most things are bigger and more expensive, and the bigger the more people like it, such as ahem."

Li Xiao hastily coughed a few times, and continued to introduce
"As for how not to be slaughtered, simply don't go to the big shops on the side of the road, go to some smaller ones, in the alleys, preferably near the residential areas."

"These stores are where the locals go."

While speaking, Li Xiao passed a pile of marine life corpses.

In the live broadcast room, curious babies immediately asked questions
"Anchor, why is there such a waste in the market, so much seafood is thrown on the ground?"

"Yeah, I saw crabs and octopuses just now, isn't it too wasteful?"

"I even saw a bunch of prawns the size of a hand, just throwing them on the ground."

Li Xiao looked down at the marine life corpses on the road.

Explain to the live broadcast room

"Many people may wonder why no one picks them up and eats them."

"Actually, the main reason is that the seaside is rich in marine resources, and there is no shortage of three melons and two dates."

"And the people here have been used to eating seafood since they were young. Not to mention dying, even if they are dizzy, few people eat less vigorous seafood."

"Not to mention this kind of dead seafood, and I don't even want to take a second look."

"Usually if you catch it, you're dizzy with seafood that isn't fresh enough, and fishermen just throw it back into the ocean."

"After all, the shipping capacity is limited every time you go to sea. No one wants to bring this kind of money-losing goods back."

"Usually it's in the stalls, it's too long to sell, and then it dies, and then it's thrown away in these corners."

While talking, a stray dog ​​that was about to lose its hair walked past a pile of seafood.

Li Xiao can even see the disdain and disgust on its face, yes, in coastal areas, even dogs don't know how to eat dead seafood
While introducing some unspoken rules to the audience, while thinking about walking inside the market.

After passing a convenience store, Li Xiao picked up a 1000ML bottle of a certain brand of mineral water.

When scanning the QR code to pay, he and the owner of the convenience store looked at each other with a tacit smile in their eyes.

Since the second and third uncles have seafood, although Li Xiao knows that there is a seafood market here.

But I have never come in to buy anything, which is as absurd as having a large fruit garden at home and going out to buy the same fruit.

It is definitely impossible for him to do such a stupid thing, and of course the second and third uncles would not allow it.

Therefore, where to buy enough has become a difficult multiple choice question.

Li Xiao directly skipped the first one directly opposite the intersection, because the location is so good.

The rent of this kind of bunk may even be three times or even five times that of the other side.

So, how does he earn back the three to five times the rent?

Simple, either sell a little more for the same price, or sell the same amount at a higher price.

Cheng Ran, this store may be the former, but Li Xiao is not willing to try his hand at it.

His eyes quickly scanned a row of shops, and soon he locked on a target shop.

Without him, the seafood corpses on the side of the road opposite them are the fewest.

Most likely because their family lost the least amount of seafood, of course there are other possibilities.

For example, they secretly gave red envelopes to the cleaning aunts, so that the cleaning aunts privately increased the frequency of cleaning their garbage.

However, Li Xiao ignored this possibility for the time being. After all, doing it once or twice is not a big problem, but the number of times is too many.

The nearby businesses saw it, and either paid out of their own pockets to give red envelopes to the cleaning aunts, so that there was no garbage in front of all the stalls.

Of course, it is more likely that the cleaning aunts will be complained collectively and then replaced.

Li Xiao didn't go directly into the target's shop, he whispered into the microphone

"Now I'm going to tell you another little trick for buying seafood. Compare a few more, and don't buy all seafood in one store, no matter how fresh it looks."

Someone in the live room asked

"How to compare?"

"Why can't we buy them together?"

"How about the anchor demonstrate directly?"

Li Xiao nodded and said to the live broadcast room

"Hey, now I will take everyone to practice."

He didn't put away the camera either, and walked directly into the nearest shop.

The boss was sorting out the seafood at first, when he saw someone coming in, he quickly got up to say hello, and when he saw Li Xiao with a camera in his hand and a bag on his back, his smile was even brighter.

"Handsome guy, just look around, it's all just shipped up this morning."

Said, pointing finger to the photo on the wall

"Look, that's me, that's my husband, there's no middleman to make the difference, it's guaranteed to be cheap."

little blue bird interjected
"Li Xiao, her smile is more treacherous than yours."

Li Xiao glared at him. If it wasn't for the inconvenience of talking, he would have started the education mode. These little things, if they don't play for three days, they will be demolished in the house.

He glanced casually at the pictures on the wall, not caring at all.

Those who can open a seafood store here, [-]% of the family members are engaged in seafood fishing, even if they are not husband and wife, this kind of intimate and harmonious relationship.

At least they are relatives of the same clan. For example, the eldest sister is a seafood seller, and the younger brother is a seafood catcher.

Li Xiao casually asked about the price, but didn't let the enthusiastic boss weigh it.

Then he walked out of this seafood shop, picked 5 more at random, and asked about the specifications and prices.

He entered this shop called [Azhen Seafood] with expectations. The shop is not big, divided into inside and outside.

The structure is not much different from other shops.

Outside are red plastic basins filled with all kinds of seafood, and each plastic basin has one or two oxygen supply tubes, which are breathing oxygen in a 'brubulu' manner.

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