Punch: From third-rate anchor to top chef

Chapter 170 170. My heart is not in the center, so what if I'm partial to you
Seeing the barrage getting denser, Li Xiao knew that he couldn't delay any longer, and he didn't intend to break his promise.

After all, there is something to do and something not to do.

But it was just raw octopus, although the quantity was a bit scary, but he immediately thought that since he had a stomach of steel, nothing would happen to him.

He staggered to the sink next to the cab, and threw the octopus he had carefully selected at that time into the sink.

These 10 octopuses were the smallest he could find.

Next to the sink is a small pot of salt and a plate. It seems that the second uncle or the second aunt also has the habit of eating raw seafood.

After all, as fishermen by the sea, they know very well that the seafood is very delicious even without cooking.

The tumbling octopus in front of me is one of them. Although these molluscs look very ghostly, they are actually delicious.

He had eaten a section of octopus tentacles raw before, of course, at the second uncle's house.

However, a small tentacle and a whole 10 live octopuses are completely different concepts.

However, considering the effect of publicity, he decided to bite the bullet.

Although these rough live broadcast behaviors are very eye-catching, but if it is not a last resort, he is actually unwilling to use it.

So he sprinkled fine salt on the octopus in the sink, and said to the live broadcast room.

"Everyone pay attention, the upcoming live performance will be quite heavy-handed. Those who are less able to accept this aspect hope that everyone will go offline early."

“另外这边通告一下，现在时间大概是凌晨2点多，我们会在明天的6:00~7:00左右开始我们的赶海直播。”

"If you feel uncomfortable with the heavy-tasting performance, you can watch it at 6:00 later."

Sure enough, after Li Xiao's warning, the number of people in the live broadcast room began to decline steadily.

3000 people, 4000 people, 5000 people, and finally the number of people decreased from the peak of 11 to more than 9.

Li Xiao was not unhappy because of the decrease in the number of people in the live broadcast room. On the contrary, he breathed a long sigh of relief. He didn't want to make some viewers feel uncomfortable because of the effect of the live broadcast.

Although heavy flavors are exciting, not everyone likes heavy flavors.

Many people want to play things like handcuffs dripping wax, but not everyone likes to play.

As a public figure, it is necessary and obligatory for him to inform everyone in advance of what will happen next.

In the live room
"Good guy, this is the first time I've seen the anchor drive away the audience."

"The description upstairs is a bit inaccurate, is it a black fan?"

"One thing to say, I also think the anchor is a bit outrageous."

"Why is it outrageous? Turnips and vegetables have their own preferences, and if you don't like them, you don't like them."

"I also think the anchor is doing the right thing."

"Yeah, you can't like it yourself, just force others to like it."

Seeing that the number of people in the live broadcast room began to stabilize, Li Xiao said again, okay, now that the octopus has been cleaned, if you want to leave, hurry up, and come back to the live broadcast room at 6:00.

With his reminder, more than 1000 people left in a hurry.

Li Xiao walked into the cab and slipped out the tripod inside.

Place the handheld camera on the handle on the corner bracket.

Li Xiao looked at the washed octopus in the sink and took a deep breath
"Okay, I'm going to start eating raw octopus now. Of course, the audience in front of the live broadcast room must not just learn randomly. Although the parasites of marine organisms will be slightly less than the parasites of river freshwater in freshwater, it is also It is not recommended to eat too much uncooked aquatic products."

"Of course, anchors are naturally gifted. It doesn't matter how much you eat. You can't learn it."

"In addition, if you really want to eat raw seafood, I suggest that you add some ginger and garlic to kill bacteria when eating raw. In addition, things like white wine horseradish have a very good sterilization effect."

"Okay, that's the end of the reminder. After all, it's going to rain, my mother is going to get married, everyone really wants to eat, and I can't stop it."

"The rewards for the next time, the viewers, just do what you can, and I don't force it here."

After speaking, Li Xiao didn't give any more reminders or warnings. After all, he had already been warned twice, and those who had to leave also left.

Reaching into the sink, he grabbed a washed octopus and held it in his hand.

Li Xiao presented the alive and kicking little octopus in front of the camera, and wrapped the 8 tentacles of the octopus tightly around Li Xiao's fingers and wrists.

There was a gasp in the live broadcast room immediately.

"I'm going, are you so fierce?"

"Is the one upstairs stupid? It hasn't been half an hour since it was arrested. Can it not be violent???"

"It's so exciting, it's the first time I saw such a vigorous octopus."

"I don't know what it's like to be sucked by the sucker of an octopus?"

"Speaking of eating raw seafood, I suddenly thought of the legend of rice field eel"

"Hiss, it seems that something out of the ordinary has been mixed in?"

"I've seen other anchors eat raw octopus before, but they're all sliced ​​into pieces. Do you want to eat the whole one?"

Since those viewers with lighter tastes have been persuaded in advance, the remaining viewers have 200% enthusiasm for watching the next program.

For a while, barrage and gifts flew randomly in the live broadcast room.

The dense suction cups on the octopus' tentacles were firmly attached to the skin on the hand, and there was a strange feeling. Li Xiao felt a chill, because this feeling was so unweird, and quickly grabbed him from the palm.

"Although many anchors like to eat the head first when performing octopus eating, and eat all the contents of the head, but in fact, in addition to better performance, this is actually very stupid."

"Because the octopus's head actually contains all the internal organs and organs in its body, if this octopus has been foraging before, there will still be a lot of remains in its head. The remains of the prey's corpse."

Hearing Li Xiao's vivid description of the live broadcast room, some people with poor tolerance felt their hairs stand on end.

"I'm going to have a sense of the picture."

"What do you mean there will still be the remains of the prey?"

"It means that there will still be some leftovers in his head. Some food that hasn't been digested yet."

"Like a human finger or an ear or something."

"Wait, I went to the wrong room in the dormitory upstairs. Why does a little octopus have fingers or ears inside its body?"

"Have you seen any corpse throwing cases upstairs? If you throw the corpse into the sea, can't these cute octopuses eat it?"

"It's terrible to stop your speech immediately. If you say that, I won't dare to eat seafood in the future."

Li Xiao is very familiar with the peeing behavior of the audience in his live broadcast room, so after he picked up the octopus, he didn't look at the screen of the live broadcast room again.

Because he was afraid that the courage he had finally mustered up would be led astray by this group of old perverts.

With the knife in his hand, Li Xiao cut open the head of the octopus.

With a pull, a pull, a pull, all the internal organs of the octopus are taken out.

Throwing the internal organs into the sea is not because he littered the garbage casually. In fact, it will not pollute the environment.

After all, these octopuses have a lot of viscera, small fish and shrimps are delicious rations, if it is changed to a world where the spiritual energy is revived, this should be called the world of return.

After removing the octopus's teeth, Li Xiao showed the cleaned octopus in front of the audience in the live broadcast room.

"Let everyone take a look, the octopus is very clean after being treated to this level."

While speaking, Li Xiao inserted the tip of the knife lightly, and there was a tear between the skin and flesh of the octopus, and the skin of the octopus was torn out.

The octopus without the skin immediately becomes transparent.

Seeing the octopus change instantly in Li Xiao's hands, the audience in the live broadcast gasped.

"The anchor's method is so proficient?"

"Eating a whale!!! There are probably thousands of octopuses that died under the anchor's hands, if not a hundred!"

"The mathematics upstairs gave me a headache. According to you, it is more than a hundred to a few thousand?"

"Anchor: There is no one else, but you are familiar with it"

"Anchor: It's very simple, as long as you have hands!"

"Anchor: As long as this, this, and then that, it will be fine."

"Laughing to death, walk the way of the anchor, so that the anchor has nowhere to go"

"I tried skinning cooked octopus and it took me 10 minutes on one."

"Octopus: I just blinked, and the clothes on my body disappeared."

Although the octopus has been gutted and skinned, it is still alive and kicking.

The original struggling movements became more and more intense.

Li Xiao turned around and rubbed the cleaned octopus again with salt, and then washed it with clean water.

After hesitating for a while, he didn't cut the octopus open.

Turning to face the camera, he showed a very reluctant smile, quickly dipped soy sauce and a lot of wasabi on the plate, and directly threw the whole dancing octopus into his mouth.

This octopus was the smallest among the small octopuses he specially selected, even so, Li Xiao couldn't swallow it completely in his mouth.

Because he was in a hurry, he dipped in too much mustard, and a strong spicy smell rushed straight into his nostrils.

If he hadn't taken care of the tens of thousands of viewers in the live broadcast room, he would have wanted to cry.

It was too difficult, but for the reward of several thousand yuan and to publicize it to his second uncle, he quickly resisted the urge to spit out the octopus.

The wasabi is spicy, the soy sauce is strong, and the octopus has a strong savory taste.

Although the octopus was dead, its unique nerves were still very active. Stimulated by mustard and soy sauce, three tentacles stubbornly pried open Li Xiao's lips and protruded from the inside.

Feeling the numbness coming from his mouth, he immediately shivered, good guy, although he has done enough psychological construction.

However, when I really tried it, I found that eating a whole octopus alive was even scarier than I imagined.

Although he still managed to keep his face and facial features calm, he was already scratching his heart.

The tentacles of the octopus are constantly grabbing around in the mouth, but the suction force from the tentacles' small and thin suction cups is not small at all.

Li Xiao could feel his throat being touched by the octopus's crawling tentacles, even the top of his throat was scratched.

The soft flesh inside the mouth was constantly being pulled by the suction cup, which felt very strange, as if there were countless small mouths kissing him with tongue.

However, Li Xiao is not sure whether this description is accurate, after all, he has been single since his mother's womb.

Although they just established a relationship with Jiang Yingxue, they haven't even held hands, let alone kissed or kissed with tongue.

The feeling of the so-called tongue kiss is purely his imagination.

Suppressing the strange feeling in his heart, he quickly crushed the octopus in his mouth with his sharp teeth.

However, he immediately regretted his move, because the tentacles of the octopus have independent nervous systems.

Even if he loses contact with the main neural network for a short time, his tentacles can still rely on their own independent neural activity for a long time.

As a result, the tentacles of the octopus chewed by Li Xiao turned into countless independent living bodies, moving in his mouth.

The weird feeling was instantly magnified dozens of times, and Li Xiao's pores instantly expanded.

He didn't hesitate anymore, and didn't care whether he had chewed it completely, and directly swallowed the whole live octopus.

Although the feeling of the mouth being sucked by countless suction cups disappeared, this was just a misfortune.

Because, as the octopus was forcibly swallowed, Li Xiao could even feel the dozens of wriggling torsos struggling unrelentingly under the throat and esophagus.

Quickly picked up a bottle of mineral water, gulped down.

After drinking a large bottle of water, Li Xiao finally felt that the feeling of being caught in the esophagus disappeared, and he was relieved.

Wiping the cold sweat off his brow, he said to the live broadcast room with a look of lovelessness

"I didn't really taste this taste, because the soy sauce and wasabi were a bit too much, but I can feel that the octopus gravy is still very sweet. The salty, sweet taste is actually not bad."

"But it feels too ghostly. The tiny suction cup sucks the soft flesh of your mouth and your tongue, and its tentacles keep twitching you."

"It is not recommended to try it, it will be a nightmare for a lifetime."

Just then, a rocket lifts off with the message
[It's okay, I respect you for being a man, the rocket will be delivered first, eat as much as you can, don't force yourself. 】

Li Xiao glanced at the tipper [Miaopai Cockroach], it was the guy who just said that he would tip as long as he ate ten octopuses.

Unexpectedly, the local rich brother tipped Li Xiao when he ate the first one.

he hastily handed over

"Brother is proud and upright, thank you for the reward, but I just said I would eat ten, and I will eat ten, and I will not take any less."

He paused for a while and rubbed his heart. He felt something teasing him just now. I hope it was an illusion. After all, he has [Steel Intestine] as a support. As long as he eats it in the esophagus, there should be no problem, right?

However, not all viewers are as sympathetic to the host as [Miaopai Cockroach]. Many people heard that Li Xiao would continue to eat octopus alive, and they booed internally, for fear that he would really stop.

"Hurry up, I'll give you a reward after eating."

"Is the anchor delicious?"

"It feels fun, no, I must eat it once!"

"I ate it once before, and it was quite delicious, but what I ate was a small piece of tentacles."

"Warrior! Seeing the ghostly appearance of the octopus, I dare not eat it."

"Natural fear of molluscs +1"

"Seeing this kind of long, soft, thick, and moving ones, I can't walk."

"???"

"!!!"

"The anchor eats quickly, or it won't be fresh later."

"The plane has been refueled, and whether it can take off depends on the performance of the anchor."

"I have signed up for a tour, I hope to get me!"

Seeing all kinds of comments in the live broadcast room, Li Xiao smiled faintly.

Regardless of concern or coercion, in fact, he doesn't care much anymore.

After all, this is what I do. When I entered the industry, I should have expected to encounter these things.

He recovered his smile and said to the live broadcast room

"I, Li Xiao, have never broken my promise. After all, I am so thin. If I had broken my promise, I would have gained weight long ago. After all, I would gain weight by breaking my promise."

After telling a lukewarm joke, Li Xiao continued to explain
"Once again, I feel that the big brother gave me a reward. I won't eat the next nine octopuses like this. But don't worry, everyone, they must be eaten raw, but I will cut them up."

He didn't care about the guys in the live broadcast room who wanted him to eat them all raw. It was terrible. The boss who was rewarded with 1 yuan didn't make any messy demands. Don't go too far, you whores.

Although Li Xiao didn't have the skills to deal with octopus, his cooking skills were all well-understood, but they were just hands-on skills.

Using a technique more skillful than before, he cut open the bodies of the remaining nine octopuses.

Eight of them did not have [rice] in their bodies just like the one just now, so Li Xiao directly cleaned out their internal organs completely, leaving one octopus with [rice], he cleaned the internal organs carefully, and put her The 【米】stayed.

Afterwards, Li Xiao's nine stripped octopuses were displayed in front of the live broadcast room
"Okay, everything has been cleaned up in the simplest way. Now I will show you how to cut an octopus."

As he spoke, he grabbed one of the octopuses, and pressed his finger on the blade of the knife that was shining coldly in his hand.

"Press your fingers on the side of the knife facing you, exert force with your wrist, and the force is transmitted to the knife body through your fingers."

After the words fell, the blade sliced ​​across the octopus' waist, and Li Xiao separated the octopus' head from its tentacles.

Although the tentacles were cut off, they were still wriggling on the chopping board, which was very strange.

Li Xiao rolled his eyes, thinking that after today, he would not eat this food for a long time.

The tentacles are not long, but Li Xiao still divides them into three and throws them into the nearby plate, because the tentacles are too long and it feels uncomfortable to eat.

After dealing with the tentacles, Li Xiao set his sights on the octopus' body.

The blade gently scraped the body of the octopus, scraping off the mucous membrane on its body.

"Between the fingers, press the blade, and cut at 30 degrees on its body."

While speaking, a piece of octopus meat as thin as a cicada's wing appeared on the knife body.

Shuashuashuashua, Li Xiao's use of knives can't be said to be perfect, but he can also be said to be handy, after all, he is a person who can cut radishes as thin as hair.

Slicing a few slices of octopus sashimi is simply pediatrics.

(End of this chapter)