Punch: From third-rate anchor to top chef

Chapter 609

Chen Xu showed a very flattering smile at Li Xiao.

"Brother Xiao, I was wrong, I was really wrong, you see I'm not full yet."

Li Xiao was just playing around with him at first, but seeing what he said now, he returned the fish to him.

The two ate and drank enough by the lake before turning around again.

Chen Xu still wanted to find the family who had saved him before, but he couldn't find it.

On the contrary, it was Li Xiao who found a strange sound.

At this time Li Xiao was squatting in a bush, he waved his hand at Chen Xu, signaling Chen Xu to come over quickly.

Although Chen Xu was a little confused, he still walked over.

Just when he was about to ask Li Xiao what happened, Li Xiao stretched out an index finger to his lips, and then let out a "shh" at himself.

Chen Xu raised his eyebrows and walked over lightly.

I saw a pheasant lying in front of Li Xiao, probably laying eggs.

Li Xiao stared at the pheasant with bright eyes.

He has even thought about what kind of delicacy he wants to make this chicken.

Li Xiao winked at Chen Xu, signaling him to go to the other side. Chen Xu quickly understood what he meant, and hurried to the other side.

When Li Xiao counted from three to one with his fingers, Chen Xu rushed towards the pheasant.

The pheasant was startled, fluttered its wings and flew forward, and Li Xiao happened to crush it under his body.

From the very beginning, Li Xiao knew that the pheasant would definitely fly away if it was frightened, so when Chen Xu rushed towards the pheasant's original direction, Li Xiao didn't move. After all, he didn't want to make a mess with Chen Xu.

So he saw that the pheasant was about to run away, so he jumped over it.

This time it happened to be caught.

It's just that it's hard for Chen Xu, he really didn't have any defenses at all, he just rushed towards the pheasant, let's not talk about whether it hurts or not, the key now is that there are wild eggs under him, and this wild chicken The egg had already been crushed by him at this time.

The egg white was mixed with the egg yolk, and it all stuck to Chen Xu's clothes.

Chen Xu looked at the disgusting mixture on his chest, his whole face turned green.

Li Xiao didn't expect Chen Xu to be so honest, he just wanted Chen Xu to cooperate with him to scare the pheasant away, but who would have thought that he would jump directly at it.

But fortunately, the pheasant was caught, and Li Xiao still had clean clothes in the car. At this time, Chen Xu had already entered the car to change.

And Li Xiao planned to use this unlucky pheasant to make a beggar's chicken.

Li Xiao first cut the chicken's throat normally, removed the hair, and then cleaned up the internal organs, including some chicken internal organs. After all, these things are actually quite delicious when they are cooked.

At this time, the sound of Chen Xu changing clothes in the car disturbed the sleeping Tuanzi.

As soon as Tuanzi opened his eyes, he saw a big puddle of slightly disgusting things on Chen Xu's chest, and he couldn't help but hide behind in disgust.

Chen Xu stared at Tuanzi's somewhat humane actions, "Damn it? You still despise me? Have you become a genius!"

So after Chen Xu changed his clothes, he got out of the car with the dumpling in his arms.

At this time Li Xiao was cleaning the internal organs.

Chen Xu is a master who only knows how to eat. If he is asked to do it, it will really kill him.

So Li Xiao didn't force him, but turned on the live broadcast on the phone and handed it to Chen Xu.

Since you don't know how to help with cooking, then do what you can.

Li Xiao also poured a pot of milk for the dumpling by the way, letting it drink there slowly.

This time Li Xiao launched the broadcast entirely on a temporary basis without prior notice, but the number of people who came was not small.

As soon as the fans in the live broadcast room came in, they saw Li Xiao making chicken intestines in a sunny place.

Studio:
"Wow, where is the anchor?"

"The technique of teleportation? From XZ to Sanya in an instant?"

"Is the anchor trying to make something delicious?"

"Here we come, the broadcast started so suddenly!"

Li Xiao smiled at the live broadcast room.

"I'm still in XZ. I can't tell where I am. Chen Xu discovered it by accident."

At this time, Chen Xu pointed the phone at himself and greeted the audience in the live broadcast room.

"Hello, brothers~"

Li Xiao smiled helplessly.

After Chen Xu said hello, he pointed his phone at Li Xiao again.

"Quick, let's see what delicious food our Xiaoxiaozi is going to make for everyone!"

Li Xiao couldn't hold back, and rolled his eyes.

"I'll make a beggar's chicken for everyone! When I made chicken last time, I didn't have enough seasoning and nothing, so the taste wasn't very good. This time it should taste good."

Studio:
"I made chicken last time? Hahahaha!"

"Wow, I didn't expect the host to have this kind of experience."

"With the skill of the anchor, it should be cough, it's pretty good."

"It's over, I'm not clean!"

When Li Xiao said that sentence, he didn't think much at all, he just said it simply, but his fans are not innocent!
Chen Xu was on the back of the phone right now, laughing like crazy, causing the whole phone to shake.

So there was a barrage asking Li Xiao if his mobile phone holder had Parkinson's.

Li Xiao shook his head helplessly, "Okay! Stop laughing! You are too impure!"

A string of "hahahahaha" flashed across the bullet screen in the live broadcast room.

Seeing this, Li Xiao had no choice but to push Chen Xu away, and asked him to pick a few bigger leaves for him, then he took the phone and pointed it at his handsome face.

"Okay, stop laughing, I'll ask Chen Xu to pick the leaves for me, and I'll make you a beggar chicken!"

After a while, Chen Xu came back with a bunch of leaves, so many leaves that Li Xiao suspected that he just plucked the whole tree.

Unexpectedly, when Li Xiao complained like this, Chen Xu put on a very proud look and said to Li Xiao, "You think I'm stupid, why can't I change a few more tree uproots?"

Li Xiao was full of question marks.

Why am I complaining, but you take it seriously?

"No, the main reason is why you took so many leaves."

Chen Xu's face was straightforward: "You didn't say how much you want, what if there is less, I don't think the leaves are very big."

Li Xiao stopped for a moment, okay, you are right.

The fans in the live broadcast room were almost laughed to death by the two of them, and Li Xiao also felt that if he didn't do something else, he would be pissed off by Chen Xu.

So Li Xiao drove Chen Xu aside, asked him to play with the dumpling, and went back to the car to get out the seasonings to be used.

I also picked some wild peppercorns by the side, and even found a small sweet potato.

Li Xiao first stuffed various spices into the chicken's belly, then wrapped it layer by layer with leaves, and then wrapped it with a layer of plastic wrap, and then started to paste mud on it.

The mud is easy to get. Although there is no ready-made mud, there is ready-made water and soil next to it. There is a pile of it under your feet.

So Li Xiao started to make mud in a good mood.

A lot of them came alive in a short time.

Seeing that the mud should be enough, Li Xiao stopped.

After the whole chicken was covered with mud, Li Xiao lit a fire and roasted the "local chicken" on the fire.

At this moment, Chen Xu was already squatting next to Li Xiao, waiting eagerly.

Seeing him like this, Li Xiao could only take out the little sweet potato that he accidentally found just now, and planned to roast it for him to eat.

This sweet potato is not big in size, and it will be cooked in a short time.

Chen Xu couldn't wait to pick up one, and broke it apart from the middle.

I saw that the red flesh inside was broken a little bit with fibrousness, and it also exuded a sweet smell, which looked delicious.

Li Xiao was a little surprised. She didn't expect it to be a sandy sweet potato. It didn't look like a wild one. Sure enough, Chen Xu was right, there are still people living here.

The two chatted while eating sweet potatoes. After a while, Li Xiao's cell phone rang.

Li Xiao saw that he set the alarm clock because he was afraid that if someone didn't pay attention, the beggar chicken would be overcooked.

Chen Xu also guessed, so he stared at Li Xiao without blinking.

Li Xiao handed the phone to Chen Xu, and Chen Xu took a close-up shot of the beggar chicken with the phone very well.

Li Xiao pulled out the clod, then picked up a stone and washed it.

Although there is no need to wash it, but Li Xiao couldn't help looking at the soil on the stone, and after washing it, he knocked on the layer of soil wrapped around the beggar chicken.

I saw that with Li Xiao's beatings, the layer of soil gradually cracked.

With the cracking of the soil layer, the fragrance of beggar chicken inside gradually spread out.

Chen Xu felt that his saliva was about to flow out, so he couldn't help taking a sip.

Studio:
"What was that sound just now?"

"What is it that slipped?"

"Hey, who left saliva, wipe it off quickly"

"Drooling, drooling! I'm so hungry, it looks delicious!"

Seeing that everyone heard him drooling, Chen Xu was somewhat embarrassed, and asked Li Xiao as if nothing happened, "Can I eat now?"

Li Xiao nodded, melted away the plastic wrap on the outside of the chicken with a knife, and then pulled off the outside with chopsticks little by little, revealing the true face of the whole chicken.

At this time, the smell of the chicken became stronger, and Chen Xu felt that he really couldn't stand it anymore.

Li Xiao himself thought it was delicious, so he quickly asked Chen Xu to eat chicken.

The two directly share a chicken leg, which is super delicious.

I saw that the chicken was still dripping oil when Li Xiao tore off the chicken leg. Li Xiao took a bite and felt that it was very juicy.

"Brothers, this chicken is not only very soft and juicy, but also has a fragrance of leaves, so you will not get tired no matter how you eat it. If you are interested, you can try it at home. For a moment, the steps are the same, but you can use an oven if you are at home."

Li Xiao ate while talking.

At the beginning, the two were very humble and harmonious. You had a wing and I had a paw. Later, they were just grabbing food.

The dumpling was on the ground at this time, and moved towards the beggar chicken.

Li Xiao saw that it wanted to eat, and quickly picked it up.

Li Xiao didn't dare to feed meat to dumplings. After all, dumplings belonged to bears, and their fighting power was even stronger than that of ordinary brown bears. Pandas ate meat from the beginning.

Li Xiao was afraid that if he got used to eating meat for the dumplings, if the dumplings suddenly became wild and hurt people, it would be broken.

But Chen Xu didn't understand the reason. Seeing that the dumpling was interested in chicken, he tore up a piece and fed it to it. Li Xiao was able to stop it for a while.

I saw that the dumpling ate the meat with one mouth, but it was not very interested in the meat. When Chen Xu wanted to feed it a second piece, it stopped eating.

Chen Xu was a little surprised, "It's the first time I've seen a dog that doesn't like meat!"

Li Xiao smiled awkwardly, "Maybe it's still young and used to drinking milk."

Chen Xu nodded, but didn't delve into it.

The two of them just ate and drank a chicken, and then slept in the car overnight.

When Li Xiao woke up the next morning, he found that Chen Xu had disappeared.

Seeing that the inside of the car was quite clean, and there were no traces of struggle around, he probably got out of the car and left by himself.

Sure enough, after a while, Chen Xu walked over with a bunch of fruits.

"Li Xiao, look, what I found!"

Li Xiao looked at it twice, but really couldn't tell what these things were.

"What is this? It won't be poisonous, right?"

Chen Xu shook his head with an inscrutable expression.

"Of course it's not poisonous."

Li Xiao was a little surprised, "Do you know these fruits?"

Chen Xu twitched the corner of his mouth in embarrassment.

"I don't know."

Li Xiao just rolled his eyes, I don't know you, tell me that there is no poison here, why, you are gambling with your life?

Seeing Li Xiao like this, Chen Xu couldn't help feeling a little anxious, "Although I don't know him, I've eaten it! And I saw that there are traces of being eaten by birds and insects on it, don't worry."

Hearing what he said, Li Xiao felt relieved.

Chen Xu has traveled all over the world for so many years, and has rich experience in living in the wild. If you encounter these wild fruits in the wild, but you are not sure whether they are poisonous, the best way is to see if there are any birds coming to eat them.

Creatures bred by nature are always very smart, like this kind of bird, they know what to eat and what not to eat from birth, this is a natural instinct to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages.

So if there are traces of birds pecking, you can eat it. On the contrary, if there are no holes, or even holes where insects have eaten, then it is better not to try it lightly.

Li Xiao picked a fruit from it and took a bite, then looked at Chen Xu.

Chen Xu had a puzzled look on his face, "What's the matter? Isn't it delicious?"

Li Xiao shook his head, "No, this is delicious, try it quickly."

Without any doubt, Chen Xu picked up one and took a bite, only to be so sour that he doubted his life.

Seeing him like this, Li Xiao immediately burst into laughter.

"Hahahahahaha! I laughed so hard! How about it, it's delicious!"

Happy New Year everyone, I went to my wife's house, the temperature difference was 10+ degrees, and I was not acclimatized directly.

Thanks to Gudu's bookworm for the reward, I wish the boss a fortune in the New Year

(End of this chapter)