Quickly cross the target to kill the main god

"Aqi, you don't take care of your body too much. You can't work so hard to earn money. I haven't seen you for a few days. Let's see how emaciated you are!"

Song Xueyuan was very distressed, "Tell me if you are short of money, I will lend it to you, don't waste your body!"

She is like a wife, serving soup and vegetables for the male lead thoughtfully. Yang Fangqi eats a little when he gets off work.

Mingyue ate slowly, and thoughtfully picked a piece of fish for the male lead, "I picked all the thorns, you can eat it!"

Accompanied by his lovely wife and friends, the man was very satisfied. He ate the fish and drank up Song Xueyuan's bowl of soup. Mingyue thoughtfully handed him a wet tissue, "Look at your sloppy appearance, wipe your mouth!"

Yang Fangqi took it with a smile and wiped his mouth casually.

As a result, before the meal was finished, many red rashes appeared on his face, "Oh, it's so itchy!"

"Oh my God, you are allergic, when did you eat mangoes?" The hostess was very nervous.

"No?" The man was allergic to mangoes and never touched them, so he was a little flustered.

But Mingyue giggled and said, "Old Yang, go and look in the mirror, the red envelopes are all over your face, so funny!"

"Aqi is allergic, why are you still laughing!" the hostess was annoyed.

"Drink a little bit of mango juice, it won't kill anyone!" Mingyue didn't care.

"You! You killed him!" The heroine was furious, staring at Mingyue with cannibalistic eyes.

"Why is sister so fierce, I'm just making a little joke."

"If you're joking like this, severe allergies will kill you." Song Xueyuan roared angrily.

Yang Fangqi was also anxious, and rushed to the bathroom to wash his face.

"How do you become a wife? Aqi has worked very hard, but you deliberately made him allergic! He supports his family, and you don't know how to be grateful, what's wrong with your conscience!" the hostess accused angrily.

Mingyue rolled her eyes and said nonchalantly, "It's a little joke, it's a little fun between our husband and wife, Lao Yang didn't say anything, why are you in a hurry?"

"I remember that you guys made more serious jokes with me before, and I wasn't annoyed at all. If you are allowed to joke with others, can others not joke with you?"

"This, these are two different things!" The heroine was about to jump in anger.

Yang Fangqi came out with his head full of water, the red envelopes on his face were no longer obvious, Mingyue smiled and said, "Old Yang, you are busy every day and don't have time to chat with me, so I just want to make a little joke with you, so you won't give birth to me." angry?"

The man made a sullen face and said nothing, Mingyue sighed quietly, "I remember when we first got married, you put something in my perfume on purpose, which caused me a lot of rashes. I was very angry at that time, and you said it was just a joke, trying to make life worse." Some color."

"You also said that I am old-fashioned and not as lively and cheerful as a young man. Let me learn from Sister Song." Seeing the constipated expressions of the protagonist and heroine, Mingyue was very satisfied.

"I used to be busy with work, so I was really rigid and boring. Now that I have time, I want to imitate Sister Song's carpe diem. Some mango juice is on the paper towel. It won't kill me. Don't blame me for this, let's say you started it." No joke!"

Yang Fangqi was very angry. He was working normally, but he still had to work part-time after get off work. He was exhausted every day, and when he got home, he was teased by his wife. He liked the little things in life, but he didn't have the energy to do it now!

It's a pity that Mingyue blocked his thousands of words in advance. When he was newly married, he really liked to joke with his wife, and sometimes cried when he was angry. What did he say at that time?

Facing the mockery from the corner of Mingyue's mouth, how could he dare to complain, and scratched his head in embarrassment, "It's okay, just a little joke, I won't care about it!"

"That's good!" Mingyue said happily, "My injury is not healed yet, so I'll leave the dishes to you to clean up!"

There is a dishwasher at home, just put the dirty dishes in it, and Yang Fangqi is used to simply tidying up the table.

But Song Xueyuan was upset again, and said angrily, "It's hard for Aqi to work two jobs, why do you still let him do housework!"

Mingyue rolled her eyes bluntly, "He's my husband, I'm not feeling well, what's wrong with asking him to do more housework?"

"Miss Song, I know that you and Lao Yang are young, but are you being too lenient! By the way, don't make fun of your privacy, I also want to remind you now that our family affairs are also private, please Mind your own business!"

Mingyue's face was sullen, her attitude was very bad, Song Xueyuan was about to explode, but what she said was reasonable, so she could only stare at Mingyue viciously, Mingyue was more righteous than her, and stared back.

Between the two women, there was a strong smell of gunpowder, and Yang Fangqi had a headache, "Xueyuan is the same as my sister, so let's not say a few words among myself!"

"Well, Xueyuan, help me clean up the dishes!" The hero gave the heroine a hint with his eyes, and Song Xueyuan cleaned up obediently because of his face.

She voluntarily worked, Mingyue was not polite at all, and laughed loudly, "Sister Song, please cut some fruit, my old Yang is tired all day, and I want to eat some fruit to supplement!"

In the name of the heroine, Song Xueyuan frantically cut up a plate of fruit, but Mingyue ate most of it, which made the heroine angry like a puffer fish, wishing she could snatch the fork from her hand.

However, Mingyue smiled and praised her for picking fruits while eating, implying that she would buy more next time.

Seeing her smirk, it was the first time that the heroine hated Qi Faxiao's wife, she was blind, how did she find such a thick-skinned woman.

Unable to stay any longer, and was about to say goodbye, Yang Fangqi got up and was about to see her off.

Mingyue also sent it to the door enthusiastically, "It's so late, it's inconvenient for a girl to go home, Lao Yang must send her sister into the house before returning."

The man was quite satisfied with his wife's generosity, but Song Xueyuan still had a sullen face, and was about to put on high heels. Just as her feet went in, she suddenly touched something soft in the shoes, and subconsciously screamed, "Oh!"

Jumping on the spot with bare feet, he instinctively jumped into Yang Fangqi's arms, "It's scary, there's something in the shoe!"

The soft fragrance and gentle jade fell into his arms, and he smelled a sweet fragrance first, but the male protagonist forgot to let go, and as his legal wife, Mingyue stared at the two from the side.

The heroine was probably really frightened, she curled up in the man's arms, "It's disgusting, it's terrible!"

Mingyue's eyes were piercing, her eyes were too hot, Yang Fangqi finally came to his senses, Shanshan put him down, "You're so big, why are you still blah, what's wrong?"

"I, there is something in my high heels, it's soft, it scares me to death, you know I'm most afraid of that soft thing!" the hostess complained.

Yang Fangqi took out a small silicone frog from his high-heeled shoes, and said with a smile, "It's a toy of a small stone. Why did it get into your shoes? That kid must have put it secretly. It's too skinny. I'll criticize him later!"

Helped to check another shoe, "This one is not there, you can wear it with confidence!"

Jokingly said, "You were afraid of soft things when you were a child, why are you still afraid when you grow up, you haven't grown up!" Rubbing the heroine's short hair out of habit.

The hostess retorted with a smile, "I'm afraid, no, you have something to be afraid of, I didn't laugh at you!"

Two good friends of the opposite sex, laughing like no one else, the scare just now is gone.

Mingyue smiled softly, "Lao Yang said that my sister is afraid of soft things, so I let this go on purpose, just to make a joke with you!"