Quickly cross the target to kill the main god

Chapter 1399 Return from falling into the water
Er Gouzi is an old bachelor who wants to find a wife. Everyone in the village knows his details, and any girl is willing to marry him.

Just put your eyes on the educated youth who came from the city, sent here from thousands of miles away, without relatives by your side, as long as you ruin the woman's reputation, and just threaten a few words, you can get a beautiful daughter-in-law without spending a penny.

There are successful cases of this kind of thing in other places, and Li Ergou also thought about it, secretly looking for a suitable candidate.

At first, he didn't consider the original owner. Although this girl is beautiful, she is young. I heard that her family is quite rich, and he was worried that if something happened, the woman's family would come to find her and they would not be able to get a bargain.

Prepare to inquire more, and choose those who are not valued and cowardly to attack, but who knows that Li Xiaofang will come to the door and take the initiative to create opportunities for him, so why be polite.

It was a pity that the preparation was not successful, the daughter-in-law didn't get it, and it was not bad to get ten yuan, which was enough for a while. Li Ergou had a relationship with the widow in the next village, and went out of the village humming a little tune, preparing to go to a private meeting.

Walking outside the village, Li Ergou's foot slipped and he fell into the ditch, which is less than one meter deep.

Under normal circumstances, it would be enough for him to stand up, but something happened, and Er Gouzi thumped hard, but he couldn't get up no matter what.

He knows how to paw like a dog, thinking that when he fell carelessly for a while, he would be able to get up with just a few thumps. For some reason, there seemed to be a very heavy big foot on his back, and he couldn't lift his head because of the step on it.

The more he struggled, the more flustered he became, choking on water again and again, Li Ergou became dizzy, his movements became smaller and smaller, and he was about to drown.

As luck would have it, a villager came to divert water and found someone lying face down in the water, and hurriedly dragged him up.

Li Ergou almost became a drowned dog, his face was pale and bloodless, his eyes protruded, and his mouth opened wide to spit water.

"Er Gouzi, are you okay? This is not a place to take a bath, what are you doing here?" Si Zhuzi yelled several times before Li Ergou returned to his soul.

"Damn it, I almost drowned!" He collapsed on the ground, gasping for breath.

"Crazy, just such shallow water can drown you?" Sizhuzi sneered, "You kid wants to be lazy again, so you deliberately made an excuse!"

"Damn, I'm not crazy, would I make fun of my own life?" After vomiting a lot of water, Li Ergou felt weak all over.

"Sizhu, give me a hand, you scared me to death!"

Seeing that he didn't look like he was pretending, Sizhu pulled him up in disgust, "Can you do it, if you can't, just rest here for a while, I still have to work!"

Li Ergou's legs were sore and weak, "Don't, don't leave me alone!"

Just now, it was clearly felt that his legs seemed to be kicked by someone, so he threw himself into the ditch. When he was about to stand up, there was a huge force pressing on his back, which made him unable to move, and almost drowned up.

Looking around nervously, "Did anyone come here just now?" Suspicious.

"You're the only one other than ghosts!" Sizhuzi was angry, a simple and industrious person who hated this kind of sneaky lazy bones the most.

ghost!
Li Ergou's hairs stood on end, he had an intuition that the person who harmed him was not a human being, maybe there was a ghost!
The villain also has self-knowledge. He has done a lot of bad things sneakily, so he is naturally afraid, so he firmly holds on to Si Zhu, "Brother, please take me home!"

Si Zhu shook off him, "What's wrong with you, are you going? If you don't, I'll go!" He picked up the bucket and wanted to go.

"Wait for me!" Li Ergou scrambled to keep up, and didn't have the heart to go to the neighboring village to find widows, so he went home first to suppress his shock.

Mingyue saw this scene through the puppet paper figurine, and she was quite regretful, this bastard was so lucky to be rescued, it doesn't matter, there are still two chances!

Er Gouzi returned home, quickly changed his clothes, hid under the blanket and shivered, there was still a little white wine in the house, he drank two gulps, felt his body warmed up, and fell asleep drowsily.

At night, a paper doll squeezed in through the broken door of Li Ergou's house, wandered around the room, and finally took away the ten yuan he had hidden in his trouser waist.

After a nap, Er Gouzi regained his energy. He forgot what happened yesterday, and his heart was itchy again. He planned to take the money and go to the widow's house to enjoy it for a while, suppressing the shock.

Put on the clothes, touch the waistband of the trousers, the money is gone, I was in a hurry on the spot, I turned it inside out and there was nothing, could it be thrown into the ditch?
He ran over in a hurry, and there were people working in the fields not far away, so he immediately braved up and jumped into the water to explore, but naturally found nothing.

The more I think about it, the angrier I get, ten yuan, I can't forget it like this, it must be picked up by Si Zhuzi.

"The dead thing dares to lie to my money!" Li Ergou shook the muddy water on his feet, and rushed to Sizhu's house angrily.

Sizhu's family was about to have breakfast, when they heard a loud noise from the courtyard door, Er Gouzi rushed in angrily, "Sizhu, come out!"

"Li Ergou? Why are you kicking my door?"

"What are you doing! Did you pick up my money, return it to me quickly!" Er Gouzi rushed towards him as if he saw the murderer of his father and enemy.

The four pillars were stronger than him, and he swung them violently, pushing the person far away, "You are crazy, who took your money!"

"You're still quibbling. I fell into a ditch yesterday, and you were there at the time. When I got home, my ten yuan was gone. You must have taken it. Come back soon!"

Sizhuzi's family has a large population, and his elder brother scolded him angrily, "A mad dog with nothing but four walls, where did you get the money? My brother is kind enough to save you, yet he dares to come and blackmail you, do you think there is no one in my house!"

Several other brothers stood up at the same time, all glaring at King Kong, Li Ergou panicked, "At that time, he was the only one besides me. Anyway, I lost my money, so I came to your house!"

"Bah! If I knew it, I wouldn't pull you, forget about drowning, ungrateful thing!" Sizhu didn't see the money at all, and spat, "Get out!"

"If I don't return the money, I won't leave!" Li Ergou was playing a rogue, sitting on the threshold of someone else's house.

"Er Gouzi, don't say whether you have the money, even if you do have it, why do you insist that my Si Zhu took it!" Da Zhu snorted.

"There are people coming and going in that place, or they were picked up by others, or washed away by the water. In short, don't bother with my house, or ask the village chief to comment and ask how your money came from!"

There are many people on the other side, Er Gouzi is a little flustered, his money is not coming from the right path, thinking about what he said is reasonable, he can only say a cruel word and run away.

Walking all the way down the river ditch, he still found nothing. Ten yuan was a huge sum of money, and it disappeared for no apparent reason. It was like plucking out his heart!
Unwilling to give up, Li Ergou went all over the village to ask who passed by at that time. Coincidentally, he learned that Li Xiaofang was passing by digging wild vegetables.

Er Gouzi seemed to have caught something, and went directly to Li's house, "Stinky girl, hand over the money!"

"What money?" Li Xiaofang was feeding the chickens with an innocent face.

Er Gouzi threatened with fists, "Did you kick me into the ditch and take the opportunity to steal the money, return it as soon as possible, or I will make you look good!"

"Crazy, I don't know what you're talking about!" Of course Li Xiaofang didn't admit it.

Er Gouzi came to strangle her neck, and Li Xiaofang's mother came out of the house, "Damn Er Gou, dare to come to my house and go crazy, I will beat you to death!" She picked up the broom and beat her.

The idle Li Ergou, whose physical strength was not as good as that of rural women, was beaten and fled back in despair.

He hated it even more in his heart, Li Xiaofang dared to go back on his word, and insisted that she be taught a lesson.

(End of this chapter)