Nativity

Chapter 328 Dongfang Yuer is Sima Ao's teacher 1
A few days later, Sima Xiang invited the most famous gentleman in Kyoto for his son Sima Ao.

On the first day of this gentleman's teaching, he was tricked by Sima Ao, Xiaopang, Jiang Bin, and Li Fulai.

The gentleman stood up with his hands on one side of his waist, and saw the four students Sima Ao, Xiaopang, Jiang Bin, and Li Fulai not only did not help him, but also laughed.

The gentleman knew it must be, four naughty students did it.

Sima Ao, Xiaopang, Jiang Bin, and Li Fulai played more pranks. They also put crotons on this gentleman's tea, causing this gentleman to run to the latrine all day.

Sima Ao, Xiaopang, Jiang Bin, and Li Fulai not only played pranks, but also asked many tricky questions to test this gentleman.

"The student wants to ask Mr. a question, but is it okay?"

The gentleman looked at Sima Ao and agreed.

"The student's question is, which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

Sima Ao's question made this gentleman pause.

The husband didn't reply, Xiao Pang stood up and said loudly: "Of course there is a chicken first, where can an egg come from if there is no chicken?"

"No, there should be eggs first, how can chickens be hatched without eggs?" Li Fulai stood up and said in disapproval.

"But how can eggs be born without chickens?" Xiaopang quarreled with Li Fulai over this issue.

"I also agree with Brother Li Fu that the chicken comes first before the egg." Jiang Bin expressed his opinion regardless of the seriousness of the matter.

In this way, the three of them were arguing over this question, their faces were red.

"Sir, tell me." Sima Ao asked again seeing that the gentleman did not answer for a long time.

"Eh... this, the chicken should come first!" Mr. thought for a while, and replied hesitantly.

"How can there be a chicken without eggs?" Xiaopang asked Mr. with dissatisfaction.

After thinking about it again and again, the husband said hesitantly: "Then there should be eggs first!"

"No, sir, there should be chickens first, how can eggs be laid without chickens?" said he disagreed with the husband's statement.

My husband also couldn't figure out this problem that puzzled mankind, so he hesitated and dared not speak again.

Seeing that Mr. Sima Ao couldn't answer his own question, a snicker appeared on his face.

"Then do you know which came first, the chicken or the egg?" the gentleman asked Sima Ao curiously.

"If the chicken directly gave birth to a chick instead of an egg, I guess the husband would not ask such a question? So there is no order at all, it's just an extra incubation process."

The next day, the well-known gentleman in Kyoto did not come to class, but an older gentleman came.

Sima Ao, Xiaopang, Jiang Bin, and Li Fulai wouldn't be right either. The old gentleman showed mercy, a round of pranks, and a series of tricky questions.

The old gentleman left without teaching for a few days, and Sima Xiang hired a new gentleman.

The new gentleman left after a few days of teaching, and just like that, more than a dozen gentlemen were thrown away by the pranks and tricky questions of Sima Ao, Xiaopang, Jiang Bin, and Li Fu.

Sima Ao's intelligence and playfulness quickly spread throughout the entire capital, and no one in the entire capital would like to be Sima Ao's teacher.

Sima Xiang had no choice but to post a job offer, hoping to find a gentleman who could control Sima Ao.

Sima Ao, Xiaopang, Jiang Bin, and Li Fu learned that Mr. Xin was coming again today, so they hung a bucket of water on the door of the room early.As long as the new gentleman opened the door and came in, Xiao Pang would be responsible for cutting the rope, and the bucket of water hanging from the door would be poured down.

When the time comes, hahaha!

The four of them beautifully thought that their prank would be successful, but they didn't expect this gentleman to come in through the wall instead of the gate like the prophet today.

This gentleman is not only alone, but also has two helpers.

Two helpers, one made Xiaopang cut the rope, and the other flew up to the door and took down the bucket hanging from the door.

"The gentleman this time is so good, he seems to have seen through our prank. What should we do now?" Jiang Bin asked Sima Ao.

Sima Ao smiled and said: "Don't be afraid, I still have tricks."

Sima Ao, who was hiding among the flowers, took out a slingshot and hit the gentleman's ass.

This gentleman's buttocks looked like eyes, and he tilted his body slightly, so he easily avoided the projectiles and found Sima Ao and Jiang Bin hiding in the flowers.

Seeing that Mr. Wang was about to walk over, Jiang Bin was a little scared.

"What should I do, Mister seems to have found us?"

"Run!" Sima Ao bent over and pulled Jiang Bin to run, and ran back to the classroom to sit down.

At this time, Mr. and his two assistants came, bringing with them Xiaopang who was caught.

"Our evil deeds have all failed, have you done a good job here?" Sima Ao asked in a low voice, and Li Fulai who was sitting next to him.

Li Fulai made an OK gesture.

It turned out that Xiaopang was in charge of hanging the bucket at the door; Li Fulai was in charge of digging the hole on the path that must pass through the classroom; Sima Ao was in charge of sneak attacking with a slingshot halfway; Look at the misery of Mr.

As long as the husband pushed the door and came in, he would be soaked by the water from the bucket; as long as the husband passed the path, he would fall into the dug hole; as long as the husband climbed out of the hole, Sima Ao would shoot him with a slingshot.

Unexpectedly, the husband didn't go through the gate and climbed over the wall to come in, and he didn't step on the dug hole when he passed the path, and he easily dodged the projectile shot by Sima Ao; now it's up to Li Fulai.

Seeing that Sima Ao, Jiang Bin, and Li Fulai were chattering, sir, he stopped going to the podium and walked towards Sima Ao and the others.

Forehead!
damn!

Sima Ao, Jiang Bin, and Li Fulai sat upright in fright, not daring to look directly at the gentleman.

"What are you mumbling about?" Mr. came over and asked.

Eh!
Why is this voice so familiar?

The three couldn't help looking at the student.

I saw this gentleman wearing an elegant plain coat, holding a paper fan, handsome, with a gentle face.
"This gentleman is so young, so handsome, and so familiar, as if I've seen him there before." Sima Ao, Jiang Bin, and Li Fulai couldn't help but praise in amazement!

"Why don't you recognize me?" The corner of the gentleman's mouth raised slightly, showing a nice smile.

"you are?"

Sima Ao, Jiang Bin, and Li Fulai were dumbfounded!

The husband tore off his high-bundled hair, and it turned out to be a youthful and beautiful woman.

Is it sister fairy?

Sima Ao, Jiang Bin, and Li Fulai were stunned. They couldn't believe that the husband would be the fairy sister whom he was thinking of!
"Why, you don't recognize me since I haven't seen you in ten days?" Dongfang Yu'er asked Sima Ao with a smile.

Sima proudly asked: "Sister Fairy, how did you become our husband?"

In other words, Dongfang Yu'er, Ding Xiang, and Yu Zhu waited on the hillside for a whole day, but Sima Ao, Xiaopang, Jiang Bin, and Li Fulai did not appear.

The next day, Dongfang Yu'er, Ding Xiang, and Polygonatum odoratum came to the hillside again, and Sima Ao, Xiaopang, Jiang Bin, and Li Fulai came to wait.

After waiting for a whole day, the four of them did not come. Knowing that something must have happened, Dongfang Yu'er came to Sima Xiang's mansion incognito.

It was only when Dongfang Yu'er came to Sima Xiangfu that he realized that his appearance had disrupted Sima Ao's order in the mortal world, and made Sima Ao become tired of studying.

In order to bring Sima Ao back to the right path, Dongfang Yu'er dressed as a man and applied for Sima Ao's teacher.

(End of this chapter)