Chapter 79
20xx. 05. 16
Drinking a cup of homemade cappuccino every afternoon is my love, habit and refreshing.Drinking coffee, you can stay quietly for a while.

When I was cleaning the coffee cup, I found that the coffee marks stuck inside the cup could not be washed off, so I wiped it vigorously with a handkerchief.

Due to the vigorous wiping, the coffee cup suddenly flew out of my hand, hit the wall next to the vegetable sink, and then fell into the vegetable sink.Fortunately, only the 7-shaped cup handle was separated from the cup body, and the two separated parts both fell into the vegetable sink without breaking.

When I saw it, I felt terrified in my heart, because when I was doing hygiene yesterday, my fingers were scratched, and even a small piece of skin and flesh was scratched.

Looking at the two consecutive early warnings, I knew something big was going to happen, but I didn't know what was about to happen.

I asked Xiao to escape quickly and tell his relatives in the underworld immediately.

Fei replied, "Is there nothing wrong?"

Yin said: "When you tell my elder brother to do things, don't be careless, and always scare yourself."

Shaw came back quickly with their feedback.

"What? You say I'm messy? He doesn't have to do anything, of course he won't get hurt!" I was very upset when I heard that, and felt that I didn't pay enough attention to my concerns.

Since they don't take it seriously, why should I worry about it, I hope nothing happens, I'm not a fortune teller.

At around 11 o'clock in the night, I was burying my head in copying the scriptures of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's vows seriously, but I kept thinking about those two events in my heart. I felt really bad, so I asked:

"You said that Yin has to go to the border inspection every day, will he be injured?"

Xiao replied, "Impossible. He is just in command and doesn't need him to fight. You don't have to worry."

"That's good, maybe I was worrying too much." I continued to copy the scriptures.

About half an hour later, Daoist Ouyang suddenly called and asked Xiao to light three cigarettes for him, saying that Yin was injured.

"What? Min is injured? Didn't you say he won't be injured?" I asked loudly.

Xiao was speechless after hearing this, and Yin was too embarrassing, so he thought to himself: "I just said it's okay, and now you're here. Did you do it on purpose?"

"Then go and see him quickly, what's going on? I'm going to collapse after two accidents happen every three days." I said anxiously.

"Where are you? Why are you injured? Your brother came to let me see you." After Xiao went to the underworld, he sent a message to Yin through the communicator.

"It's okay, a small injury, don't worry my elder brother. When I was changing defense, I was accidentally injured by a small guard. I accidentally shot a bow and arrow to my buttocks. It will be fine after two days. Don't read it." Yin sent a reply to resemble.

After listening to Xiao's report, I couldn't help laughing hard, and said, "My little brother is too cute, why does he always have trouble with his own ass."

Enough of laughing, I quickly covered my mouth and whispered to Xiao: "Better keep quiet, I will be embarrassed if I hear it."

Actually I laughed for a reason.First of all, there was a car accident before Yin passed away, his leg was put in a plaster cast and hung up, and his butt was numb from sleeping all day.Secondly, for interfering with people in the Yang world and entrusting Daoist Ouyang to send us a letter to leave the place of residence quickly, he was punished with [-] soul lashes on the buttocks and lay in bed for three days and three nights.

This time, he was shot in the ass by a border guard...

I couldn't help laughing out loud again, Xiao looked at me, shook his head and said, "You two are such a pair."

After laughing, I calmed down, and doubts arose in my heart. I suddenly felt that the situation was not as simple as Xiao said, so I asked:
"Why didn't Yin let you see him? And he knew it was me who asked you to see him, so why would he stop it? Why did the changing guard shoot him? Could it be another conspiracy?"

Xiao was stumped by the questions I kept throwing out, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said, "My wife is very thoughtful, I'll ask again."

I patiently waited for Shaw to come back.

"Under my repeated questioning, Yin had no choice but to admit that he did it himself." Xiao told me relaxedly.

"Did he hurt his butt? How did he hurt it?" I asked, not quite believing that a majestic ghost king actually hurt his own butt.

"Cough, cough, at the end of his inspection and patrol, he pulled out the sword from the scabbard and held it high to boost morale. When he threw the sword back into the scabbard, he missed it, and the blade cut his ass." Xiao As he spoke, he couldn't help laughing.

It turned out to be a false alarm, the ghost king was playing cool!

(End of this chapter)

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