Actor's reincarnation

Chapter 844 Can't Refuse
Emperor Zhepen?

You killed Emperor Zhepen?
Hu Yifei, Guan Gu Miracle and Tang Youyou all petrified together.

"Wait! I understand!" Tang Youyou suddenly pointed at Su Yi, "You said before that you wore this outfit to shoot a martial arts movie of the Republic of China, but now you say that you killed Emperor Zhepeng...you are in the movie Playing the part of a killer, kill Emperor Zheppong?"

"Yes, is there a problem?" Su Yi nodded with a pure face.

All three breathed a sigh of relief.

"Scared me to death!" Hu Yifei rolled his eyes.

"This joke is not funny at all!" Guan Gu said unhappily, "Mr. Su, you should explain why you deliberately got close to Tang Youyou!"

The eyes of the three fell on Su Yi again.

"I told Yoyo that I approached her because I thought she was a resident of the love apartment, so I wanted to ask her if she had a house for rent." Su Yi said, "Later, Yoyo heard that I had the same experience as her, She sympathized with me, so she asked me to come here together, and that's how it happened."

Su Yi spread his hands innocently.

"Is that so?" Hu Yifei and Guan Gu looked at Tang Youyou together miraculously.

"That's right! Xiaoyi is really not a bad person!" Tang Youyou said helplessly, "You really misunderstood him!"

"Okay, I'm sorry!" Hu Yifei said unnaturally, "But you were really dumped by the crew just like Yoyo?"

"I was sent to the door of the love apartment by the director. She didn't leave me a penny, nor did she leave me a mobile phone." Su Yi replied truthfully.

"What kind of bad director is this?" Hu Yifei scolded, "Tell me the phone number, I'll call her, and get justice for you!"

"I don't have her phone number." Su Yi said.

"No?" Hu Yifei was taken aback, "Then you...then how do you get your phone and wallet?"

"My phone and wallet are not with the director." Su Yi said.

"Where is it?" the three asked in unison.

"In another world." Su Yi said.

(°°)
The three of them petrified together.

"Why does he speak so strangely? It sounds terrible!" Guan Gu said in horror.

"Oh, he's talking about the set!" Tang Youyou felt that she knew Su Yi very well, and couldn't help but waved her hand and said, "Xiao Yi, what do you mean, you can't find your wallet and mobile phone?"

Good question!
Su Yi showed her a friendly smile: "Yes!"

"Wait!" Hu Yifei found the blind spot again, "You have no money and no mobile phone, why do you still rent a house in the iPartment? What do you rent a house with?"

"I'm planning... to owe the debt!" Su Yi said, "I think I should meet kind and kind people who will take me in temporarily, and then pay the rent when I earn money."

"Cut, just kidding!" Hu Yifei smiled disdainfully, "Who in this world would be stupid enough to take in a person of unknown origin? Would you still owe him the money and let him live in your own home?"

"I think you will." Su Yi said.

"Are you saying I'm stupid?" Hu Yifei's expression turned pale immediately, and he began to squeeze his fists.

"No, you are kind." Su Yi said, "I know you are a kind person."

"Brother has vision!" Hu Yifei laughed strangely, "But it's useless to flatter me! Although I want to hire a roommate recently, I am looking for someone to share the rent with me, not to find myself a fool !"

"It won't take long, one month! Give me one month, and I can earn money to pay the rent!" Su Yi said while taking out his ID card from his pocket and handing it to Hu Yifei, "This is my ID card , I can put it on you first."

Hu Yifei took it, looked at Su Yi suspiciously, and his eyes fell on the ID card: "August 1988, 8...from Yangguan, Ganzhou? You are 12 this year? Little fresh meat!"

Su Yi gave her a fresh and tender smile.

"How long have you been in Shanghai?" Hu Yifei asked.

"Half an hour." Su Yi said honestly.

"Half an hour?" Hu Yifei's eyes widened, "Then where have you been these days?"

"Floating in Zhe Penghai," Su Yi sighed, "Floating for four days."

Hu Yifei and the three rolled their eyes in unison.

"Here again! Please don't get too involved in the drama, okay?" Hu Yifei said angrily, "If you are playing Monkey King, are you going to give us a set of monkey punches now?"

Ding!
Su Yi's eyes widened in horror.

This……

Is this really a reasonable request!
"Why is your face turning green and red all of a sudden?" Guan Gu asked Su Yi curiously.

Su Yi gave them a polite smile, almost gritted his teeth and said to Hu Yifei: "Okay..."

"What..." Hu Yifei asked suspiciously.

"Ada!" Su Yi suddenly yelled strangely, and began to perform Monkey Fist.

Apes jumping in the crotch, white apes offering peaches, spirit monkeys flipping somersaults, two monkeys snatching pearls...

In monkey boxing, it is required to imitate the monkey's strange cry of "wow" while fighting, so as to disturb and deter the opponent.

Houerquan is highly ornamental, and has always been "the most beautiful boy in the village" in every martial arts exhibition competition.

why?
Because it's funny and it's indecent.

Scratching the ears and scratching the cheeks is light, and there are some crotch-scratching and crotch-scratching moves in the Monkey Boxing moves.

One punch 36 way, Su Yi played it at the fastest speed.

When he stopped, he found that everyone in the bar was staring at him blankly.

Su Yi felt that he must have turned his face into a monkey's butt when he practiced monkey boxing, otherwise why would he be so hot right now?
If possible, he wanted to rush out of the earth's surface right now.

"How is it? Are you playing well?" But now, he had to put on a nonchalant look, as if everything was normal.

It's okay, it's okay, this place is a big deal and I won't come here anymore...

Hu Yifei and three others: (°°)
"Hehe, we don't know him, we have nothing to do with him!" Hu Yifei laughed dryly, and kept distance from Su Yi while speaking loudly.

"So do we!" Guan Gu Miraculously and Tang Youyou said in unison, and then Qi Qi chased after Hu Yifei and stayed away from Su Yi.

Su Yi spread his hands helplessly.

Maddow, I also want nothing to do with me.

Feeling the gazes of the audience being attracted, Hu Yifei wished she could dig out a three-room and one-living room on the ground with her toes.

"Are you sure he is an actor like you, not a patient who escaped from a mental hospital?" Hu Yifei asked through gritted teeth.

"I think he is a good actor who is not crazy and can't survive!" After Tang Youyou was embarrassed, she became excited, "It's such a powerful ability to be able to enter the play anytime and anywhere! I would like to call him—Su teacher!"

"You're sick too!" Hu Yifei rolled his eyes.

"Okay, okay, can't I trust you?" Hu Yifei waved to Su Yi.

Su Yi breathed a sigh of relief, he was really worried, afraid that Hu Yifei would let him play again.

"So, are you willing to take me in with you?" Su Yi stepped forward and asked.

"I believe you are not a bad person anymore, but why should I believe that you will make money as soon as possible and share the rent with me?" Hu Yifei asked a new question again.

"I'm so young, with all my strength, even if I go to the construction site to move bricks for a month, it's enough to pay the rent to you." Su Yi said, "In short, I don't tell lies, trust me!"

Hu Yifei was still a little skeptical, but Guan Gu Miraculously believed in Su Yi completely.

"Yifei, he looks really honest. If you are worried, why not let him live in our house!" Guan Gu said magically.

"Wouldn't that make me look like a very unloving person?" Unexpectedly, what he said made Hu Yifei make a decision.

"Okay! Su Yi, I believe you! From today on, you will be my probationary roommate!" Hu Yifei patted her chest and said.

"Trial?" Guan Gu Miracle and Tang Youyou said in unison.

"Of course I have to try it!" Hu Yifei said as a matter of course, "Not everyone is qualified to be a roommate with me! I have to go through character, character, appearance..."

At this point, she paused, waved her hand and continued: "Okay, you have passed the level of appearance. In short, you have to pass my all-round test in eight aspects. Only after passing all the tests, I will let you become a full-time member and become an official." My official roommate, otherwise, I will only take you in for a month, and after a month, we will get together and part ways!"

"Thank you!" Su Yi smiled at Hu Yifei.

Things went pretty well, except for the Monkey Fist just now...

Although Su Yi made a fool of himself, he somewhat understood why the director set three bottom lines for him.

Don't lie, let him be the truest self.

Not to refuse others is to let him let go of his body and mind to integrate into himself and the world.

Not to violate the law and discipline is to let oneself return to the constraints that normal people should have.

Although he had only been in this world for less than an hour, his current mental state had obviously stabilized somewhat.

"Congratulations, Xiaoyi, you finally have a place to stay! I also met such a kind and beautiful roommate as Yifei!" Tang Youyou said with a smile, "It's not like me, alas, I don't know that it's inconvenient for Zi Qiaofang to take me in... ..."

"Convenience! If he is inconvenient, I will make it convenient for him!" Guan Gu said hurriedly, "Miss Youyou, I am Ziqiao's roommate. If you don't mind, you can go back with me first."

"Really? Is it really possible?" Tang Youyou said in surprise.

"Of course!" Guan Gu said with a magical smile.

"You are so kind!" Tang Youyou sent a sweet smile, and then put her arms around Hu Yifei's arm, "And sister Yifei, you too."

"Then let's go back?" Hu Yifei glanced around, "Now the whole bar looks at us strangely, I think they think we are all crazy!"

"Not yet, but if Xiaoyi does what he did just now, they will definitely!" Tang Youyou said with a smile.

Ding!
Su Yi stared at Tang Youyou in horror.

"Yuyou, I didn't expect you to have thick eyebrows and big eyes..." Su Yi pointed at her, wanting to cry, "Okay!"

He almost uttered the last two words through gritted teeth.

"What's so good..." The three of them suddenly had a very bad premonition.

"Ada!"

The next moment, Su Yi played Monkey Fist again.

Apes jumping in the crotch, white apes offering peaches, spirit monkeys flipping somersaults, two monkeys snatching pearls...

Halfway through his play, Hu Yifei and the other three ran out covering their faces.

The three of them stood at the door of the bar, listening to the strange cry of "Wahahahahahah" inside, accompanied by loud laughter, and looked at each other.

"I regret the decision just now." Hu Yifei said with a suspicious expression, "Why...why did he do this?"

"That's right, can't he tell that we're joking?" Tang Youyou also couldn't laugh or cry, "Sure enough, artists are a little neurotic!"

"Maybe, he just lives very seriously." Guan Gu said miraculously, "As long as others say things, he will not refuse!"

"Cut! How can there be such a person in the world? Neither Buddha nor Jesus can answer every request!" Hu Yifei said disdainfully.

"That's right!" As soon as the words finished, Su Yi pushed the door and walked out of the bar, blushing and not panting, as if nothing had happened just now.

Some things only have zero and countless times.

That's what social bullshit is.

"Once, when I went to worship Buddha alone, I got a response from the Buddha." Su Yi told a story solemnly to distract them, "At that time, he prayed to the Buddha to bless me to find a gentle and kind girlfriend, but the Buddha did not. I asked him a question."

"What's the problem?" The attention of the three of them was really distracted.

"The Buddha asked him, what education do you have?" Su Yi continued, "The man said, I graduated from a bachelor's degree. The Buddha said, sorry, now I only bless those with a master's degree or above, please go back."

"And!" The three of them rolled their eyes in unison.

"However, in some places like this now, people are indeed viewed with prejudice, but this must not be the meaning of the Buddha, but the meaning of the following monks!" Hu Yifei said.

"Yes! Mr. Su, what you said just now is a bit disrespectful to the Buddha, so be careful!" Guan Gu said earnestly.

"It makes sense!" Su Yi said with a smile, "Let's go, let's go home!"

Love Apartment 3601.
I finally moved into this house and fulfilled the director's request.

"This house used to be my brother's room, but it has been empty since he left." Hu Yifei took Su Yi to a bedroom, "Although these beddings were used by my brother, after he left, I All have been disassembled and washed, if you don’t mind, you can use it first, and buy new ones when you have money.”

Ding.

"Okay, thank you." Su Yi was very grateful.

At this time, Guan Gu Miracle had already taken Tang Youyou to 3602 next door. It was getting late, and the two parties had just said good night to each other before entering the door.

"About rent, roommate agreement and so on, it's too late today, I'll figure it out tomorrow." Hu Yifei continued, "If you don't eat supper, you can take whatever is in the refrigerator, but it's not free. I have to replenish it in time after eating. How about this, I will be in charge of the refrigerator this month, and you will be in charge next month, how about it?"

Ding.

"Okay!" Su Yi laughed.

"Oh, yes!" Hu Yifei seemed to have just remembered, "The rent of this house is 4000 yuan, and now we share it between the two of us, it should be [-] yuan a month. But it is already the end of the month, and this month will end in five days Well, you only need to pay me five days’ rent this month. I’ll waive the utility bills for these five days. How much is the rent for five days?”

"Six hundred and 67." Su Yi estimated a number.

"Oh, it's not bad, it's pretty fast!" Hu Yifei laughed, "Six hundred and six... Oh, it's too troublesome to have the parts and the whole, I can't remember!"

Hu Yifei waved his hand impatiently, took out a roll of money from his pocket, and stuffed it into Su Yi's hand without any explanation: "Here is three hundred and thirty-three yuan, you take it, and then you give me an integer of one thousand, that's it! "

Ding!
The beep sounded again and could not be rejected.

(End of this chapter)