Actor's reincarnation

Chapter 861 Salesman Lu Ziqiao
"Hey, can you use your imagination! I said good news, but you only think of discounts and promotions to take advantage of it?" Zeng Xiaoxian dissatisfied, "When did iPartment become so philistine?"

"Ten yuan? Didn't you say nine yuan and nine?" Guan Gu wondered.

Zeng Xiaoxian's expression froze immediately, and he said helplessly, "Well, the good news is that I want to invite everyone to dinner tonight."

"Dinner!" As soon as the words were finished, Zhang Wei's voice came from outside the door, and this guy rushed in like a gust of wind, his eyes were shining, "Does Teacher Zeng want a treat? Great! Where are you going? When? I'm all free!"

"I might have to let down Teacher Zeng's good intentions." Lu Ziqiao also walked in from the door, and said with a smile, "Rebecca invited me to go to the spa tonight. She is so kind. It's hard to refuse. I'm sorry, Teacher Zeng."

"Well, I knew you had the opposite sex and no friends." Zeng Xiaoxian said, "What about the others? Do you have time?"

"Teacher Zeng, please invite me sooner or later, just in time for my busiest time, I have three performances tomorrow night, and I don't even know the lines by heart." Tang Youyou said with a bitter face.

"I don't have time to go." Hu Yifei said, "I have something to do at night."

"Aren't you going?" Guan Gu looked around miraculously, "Then I won't go either."

Zhang Wei was a little dumbfounded, and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian: "If they don't go, is it possible for you to invite me to dinner alone?"

"What do you think?" Zeng Xiaoxian squinted at him.

"I guess not." Zhang Wei said.

"Congratulations, you guessed it right!" Zeng Xiaoxian grinned, "Well, since everyone has no time, forget it, Brother B, you have seen it, it's not that I don't invite, it's that they don't go, you can't Blame me."

Those words stunned everyone present.

"Wait, didn't you say you were treating guests Zeng Xiaoxian? What's the matter with Su Yi?" Hu Yifei asked in surprise.

"I originally planned to invite Brother Xiaoyi alone, but he felt that we hadn't gotten together for a long time, so he proposed to invite you together." Zeng Xiaoxian spread his hands, "But since you don't have time, forget it, Brother Xiaoyi , it seems that I can only treat you to a meal alone, howl~"

Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows, flouting meanly.

Zhang Wei raised his hand: "By the way, can you bring me one? Because I really don't have a place to eat tonight."

"Since it was called by Su Yi, well, I'll save face for you. I'll postpone the evening's work and attend the dinner." Hu Yifei changed his words suddenly.

Zeng Xiaoxian froze for a moment.

But it's not over yet.

Guan Gu smiled miraculously: "Then I will go too!"

"Spa can be done at any time, Rebecca is gone and there are Jessi and Lucy, but there are not many opportunities for Brother Yi to call us!" Lu Ziqiao also winked at Su Yi, "I will reject tonight's date , count me in for dinner."

Tang Youyou looked around: "Since everyone is going, I don't want to spoil the fun, well, I'll recite the script when I come back at night."

"Then can I just go and eat now?" Zhang Wei asked Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Damn! What do you mean?" Zeng Xiaoxian reacted and yelled dissatisfiedly, "I told you to eat and you all pushed back and forth one by one, and Su Yi told you to respond positively to each other. You didn't treat them differently, right? You are doing this openly. discriminate!"

"Discrimination?" Hu Yifei sneered, "Stop being sentimental, discrimination requires us to look at you more, in fact we simply ignore you!"

"Teacher Zeng, if you want to blame, you can only blame yourself." Guan Gu said miraculously, "Every time you invite us to dinner, you either eat rice bowls or ramen. We really don't want to eat fast food."

"That is, if you weren't too stingy, wouldn't we have a free meal?" Hu Yifei said angrily, "But if it was called by Xiao Yi, it would be fine, and he wouldn't let us eat fast food. Right, Little B?"

Hu Yifei smiled and raised her chin to Su Yi.

"Of course I don't eat fast food, it's the newly opened Sichuan restaurant outside the community, but it's still Teacher Zeng's treat." Su Yi said with a smile, "Tonight is still Teacher Zeng's home game, I just proposed it."

"Zeng Xiaoxian is plucking the iron rooster today, what's the situation?" Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian in surprise, "Could it be that you want something from Xiaoyi?"

Hu Yifei, who knows Zeng Xiaoxian best, can guess what Su Yi can see.

"How come? Hahaha..." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed so embarrassingly, "I just want to ask Brother Yi to do something... Ah bah! It's just a meal, haha, just a meal."

Lu Ziqiao patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "Mr. Zeng, don't worry, we will play the role of a good background wall tonight, and we will never disturb your business and entertainment."

"Ah bah!" Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't hold back, "What kind of business entertainment? How can the relationship between me and Xiao Yi be described as entertainment? I said, do you want to eat or not? Treating you to dinner is so much more!"

Just as everyone was laughing, Qin Yumo suddenly ran down from upstairs in anxiety, his face full of anxiety.

"Oops, oops, oops! Have you seen my diamond ring?" She held up her finger.

All eyes fell on her fingers.

"Do you want us to boast about how big your diamond ring is?" Hu Yifei asked hesitantly, "But you stand so far away, we can't see it at all."

"Oh no! I lost my diamond ring!" Qin Yumo looked like he was about to cry.

"Ah? No way?" Everyone was surprised.

"I've searched through all the drawers and bags, but there's nothing there!" Qin Yumo frantically walked around and began to rummage on the sofa, "I'll get my retribution so soon, right? Li and I Chad played missing, and the diamond ring played missing with me?"

"Yu Mo, don't worry, we will look for it with you!" Guan Gu said magically.

"Yes, yes, Yu Mo, don't worry, sit down first, there are so many of us, we will definitely find it!" Tang Youyou took Qin Yumo's hand and comforted him.

"Everyone look around! Ziqiao, you go to the balcony! Zeng Xiaoxian, you go to the dining room! Xiaoyi, you go to the kitchen! Guan Gu is in the living room, Yoyo and I go to each room to look for it!" Immediately, he became the leader of the crowd without hesitation, and arranged tasks in an orderly manner.

Everyone got used to her arrangement and immediately got busy.

This scene... seems to have an impression...

With a strange expression on his face, Su Yi walked straight to the refrigerator and opened the door of the refrigerator.

"Uh Xiaoyi, there shouldn't be any in there, right?" Lu Ziqiao said with a strange expression, "Who would put the ring in the refrigerator?"

Su Yi opened the box containing ice cubes, and sure enough, he saw a diamond ring lying quietly inside.

The diamond is as big as a pigeon's egg, and the value of such a large diamond is at least one million.

Richard's flirting with girls can be regarded as costly.

Su Yi felt a little emotional, he picked up the diamond and looked back at Qin Yumo: "Is this your diamond ring?"

All the people who were rummaging around were stunned, Qiqi looked at Su Yi's raised right hand.

Because of Su Yi's shot, a "diamond storm" that had not yet happened was directly resolved invisibly.

Half an hour later, in the box of the newly opened Sichuan restaurant outside the community.

"Hahaha……"

The cheerful laughter that burst out from time to time proved how enthusiastic the atmosphere of the party was.

Everyone talked and laughed at the dinner table, and they were all very relaxed.

It was rare for Su Yi to enjoy this atmosphere easily.

It is really a very happy thing for a person to have a few friends who can make friends without thinking.

Even if you suffer a small loss occasionally, it is actually harmless.

"Yu Mo really doesn't know what you're thinking, you actually used a diamond ring to smash ice cubes? Haha, this is definitely the most absurd digestion I've heard this year!" This incident seemed to hit Tang Youyou's point, making Tang Youyou Yoyo couldn't stop laughing as soon as she said it.

"That's right! Why didn't I think of it?" Lu Ziqiao suddenly slapped his head angrily, "Ivy has always wanted me to buy her a diamond ring, but recently she has been urging me so hard that I have no excuses..."

He looked at Qin Yumo with a serious face: "Yu Mo, this story has been requisitioned by me!"

"You are immoral!" Hu Yifei said angrily, "I really can't figure out why those women you associate with are so stupid, no matter how outrageous lies you make up, they will believe them."

"You only saw thieves eating meat, but you didn't see thieves being beaten." Su Yi smiled, "You only saw Zi Qiao, a playboy who has won many battles and a master in love. But in fact, he succeeded. Behind this is Ziqiao’s hard work and never give up after repeated defeats. Maybe he was rejected ten times before returning to success once. But in our eyes, we only see this time, ten failures, we It cannot be seen."

"Do you know about survivor bias? Any girl who can be caught by Zi Qiao successfully, of course they have some common characteristics."

This theory is very new to everyone.

"I really thought that Ziqiao would be victorious in every battle!" Zhang Wei said excitedly, "If that's the case...then I can do it!"

"Cut! Do you really think that everyone has a thick skin like Zi Qiao?" Zeng Xiaoxian said disdainfully, "If you are as crazy as Zi Qiao, you will be regarded as a pervert!"

"You underestimate me? Ziqiao can do it, why can't I?" Zhang Wei was not happy.

Zeng Xiaoxian resentfully said: "Because my student Qiao also went to strike up some girls crazily, and as a result... I was treated as a wretched hooligan."

"Hahaha……"

The crowd laughed mercilessly.

"Those who learn from me live, those who resemble me die!" Lu Ziqiao said proudly, "Mr. Zeng, when you understand this truth, you will understand where you lost!"

As he spoke, he poured himself a glass of wine.

"I didn't expect the playboy Zi Qiao to have an inspirational story behind it?" Qin Yumo's eyes widened in disbelief, "I'm a bit overturned."

"Zi Qiao, is that really the case?" Guan Gu asked curiously.

"Yes!" Lu Ziqiao walked up to Su Yi with a glass of wine in his hand, with a serious expression, "No one has ever understood me! They only saw the beauty and chic on the surface, but ignored the hard work and effort behind me. Sweat. Brother B, you are the first person who understands me so much! I will toast you for whatever you say today! I will drink this glass of wine, you can do whatever you want!"

Su Yi smiled, and after toasting, he also drank the ones that gave him face.

"Good!" Everyone cheered and applauded.

Lu Ziqiao was also very happy, picked up the wine glass and drank it down.

"Brother Yi, I've decided, I want to pass on my 72 skills of picking up girls to you!" Lu Ziqiao suddenly said seriously, "This is my unique skill, which I, Lu Xiaobu, have been invincible in for several years! Are you willing to learn it? "

"What the hell is that?" Su Yi said.

"Lu Ziqiao, do you think that everyone will be like you, full of inappropriate thoughts for children?" Hu Yifei sneered at him.

Lu Ziqiao sneered: "That's because you don't understand men at all! A man's true nature, if a man is not lustful, there is only one reason, and that is that the man is dead!"

"It makes sense!" Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows obscenely.

"So little brother B, don't pretend to be reserved," Lu Ziqiao confidently opened his hands, "Be true to your inner voice, trust me, you will need my 72 skills in picking up girls! If it is not for the hard to find, I will not be able to grasp it at all." If you don’t believe me, you can ask Zhang Wei and Mr. Zeng, they begged me for a long time, but I didn’t answer them at all.”

"It's true," Zhang Wei said, "I was even willing to pay two months' salary to pay the tuition, but Zi Qiao ruthlessly refused."

"Wow, you actually paid so much money!" Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback, "My condition was a luxurious meal, but Zi Qiao also rejected me."

"Actually, I have already considered Teacher Zeng's conditions, but Zhang Wei's conditions..." Lu Ziqiao sneered, "Zhang Wei, you are not sincere at all, don't think I don't know, your salary has been advanced by you three months later , not only have you not been paid for these two months, but you have also paid back the money deducted for being late to your company!"

Everyone was a little dumbfounded when they heard the words.

"No, is there really such a crap about picking up girls as 72 stunts?" Tang Youyou couldn't believe it, "I always thought that Zi Qiao was just talking nonsense!"

"Zhang Wei, I found out for the first time that you are so scheming." Hu Yifei laughed.

"I call it outsmarting." Zhang Wei sighed, "Unfortunately, the enemy is too cunning to be fooled."

"You're not bad, but you met me, Lu Xiaobu, known as Wolong!" Lu Ziqiao said proudly, "Brother Yi, have you heard it all? My 72 skills in picking up girls are very popular, and not everyone has them. I got it by qualification. Seeing that we are close friends, I will charge you a friendship price. After half the price, I will give you a 2000% discount. If you get a discount, you only need 3000 yuan—no, it’s [-] yuan! How about it? Interesting enough ?”

"cut!"

Everyone expressed their contempt for Lu Ziqiao.

"Hey, this is the crystallization of my wisdom, the summary of my rich experience, isn't it worth 3000 yuan?" Lu Ziqiao spread his hands.

"I really don't think it's worth it." Su Yi said with a smile, "Zi Qiao, remember what I said just now, do all the girls you hook up with have a common characteristic?"

Lu Ziqiao was taken aback, and said, "Are they all beautiful?"

"No, Yifei just said that their brains are not very smart." Su Yi said with a smile.

(End of this chapter)