I'm going to have a fight with Superman
Chapter 1086 The traffic password of the name of the universe
Chapter 1086 The traffic password of the name of the universe
"I told you that you may not believe it, but the camera and video functions of the Tiantangshan mobile phone can also compete with alien mobile phones."
Perry seemed to be back in the day when he was facing a group of yelling and worshiping machine kings, full of vigor and eloquence.
"You said that the signal and encryption are stronger than alien mobile phones. I believe it, but the technology gap in hardware such as taking pictures can also be made up by software?" Jimmy doubted.
Perry shook his head and said: "It's not a technical problem, but the aliens don't pay much attention to the camera function.
Their mobile phones are all kinds of strange things, and some of them even have a biochip the size of a fingernail, embedded in the body, and rely on bioelectricity for unlimited energy supply.
How does that phone take pictures?
Unlike us who compress the functions of many electronic devices into mobile phones, their mobile phones are mainly for making calls, and other things are not important.
So, after I handed over my Paradise Mountain xr to them for a test, I got the reputation of 'the first machine king in the universe'.
Insufficient battery, slow chip computing speed, small memory, large size, etc., are not important in the face of security, security, and super Unicom.
Therefore, we don't have to envy the mobile phones of aliens, the people on earth are using the best mobile phones now.
In fact, aliens are envious of us.
At that time, there were quite a few machine kings who wanted to buy my xr at a high price, and some even directly offered 3 fluorescent coins. "
"Did you sell it?"
Perry shook his head, "I was worried that aliens would crack the encryption and signal technology of the Heavenly Mountain Technology Company, so I declined those people.
After returning to the State Guesthouse and asking Ms. Quinn, she was unwilling to sell Paradise Mountain mobile phones to aliens. "
"There are also many aliens on our earth, and they can buy Paradise Mountain mobile phones at will." Kate worried.
Perry had a strange expression, and said, "I also told her, and she said it's okay, not selling alien mobile phones is not because of fear of technology leakage, but because Heaven Mountain mobile phones are only sold to Earthlings and Christians.
Unless the alien converts to God, when he leaves the earth with his mobile phone, he will not be able to use the house dog, and the encryption of the parts will also fail. "
"Uh, this..." Everyone was shocked and at a loss.
"Does the Paradise Hills phone have this function?"
Perry nodded, "Yes, but the news has not been made public."
"Why do we have to be Christians? Business is just business, not to mention it's all interstellar now." Kate was puzzled.
"She said that the name 'Paradise Mountain Technology Company' is not a decoration, it has its own philosophy and persistence. If you are not happy, you can wait for the 'Shield of Light' from Lex Technology Company next year."
Philosophy and persistence are naturally nonsense.
The reason why Christians are needed is that when Christians recite the name of God, they will provide heaven with the power of faith, and the power of faith will form a channel of information and energy between him and heaven.
Through this channel, the Voice of Heaven could answer his prayers.
Because the host of the house dog is in Tiantang Mountain, the "faith channel" between Christian mobile phone users and heaven can also be used by the house dog.
When Rich used quantum magic, his soul mistakenly broke into the Golden Hall of the City of Silver, which was the "channel of faith".In fact, it is also the working principle of the household dog to transmit information through the established "God Faith Channel".
Even people on Earth who don’t believe in God at least know God, believe in His existence, and understand His basic teachings.Belief is also belief, and it can also form a fragile channel of belief.
It is impossible for Harley to explain quantum magic and the channel of faith to users. She can only make it clear that she will not sell mobile phones to alien pagan maps.
"There is news that the cost of the first Limbo Prison satellite launch has skyrocketed due to the failure of the launch. The usage fee for the 'Bright Shield' is more than $500, and the traffic is calculated separately. I can't afford it." Kate shook her head.
Luthor and the military have always wanted to create their own "household dog". The first Limbo Prison satellite was launched two years ago, and Hank Shaw became a robot superman.
Luthor ran for president mainly because he wanted to obtain the alien technology acquired by the US government in recent years.
Well, in order to prevent one company from dominating and forming a monopoly, the White House and the Pentagon deliberately handed over the seized alien technology to dozens of different technology companies and technology laboratories for research.
Luthor wanted to gather all the technology as president.
Another reason is to use the president's status to persuade the military to allow Lex Technology to gain higher control over the "Limbo Prison Communication Satellite" project.
After giving the alien power bank and small souvenirs to his colleagues, Perry returned to his office with peace of mind, carefully watched the video materials taken during this period, and carefully recalled his feelings and moods on the alien planet.
Soon, he wrote like a god, and a prose of "My Dream of Master Yoda" was typed out within an hour.
This is his true feeling. When he was a teenager, he dreamed about interstellar travel, Master Yoda, and Jedi Knights. The dream died in middle age. Now, in his 50s, the boy's dream has suddenly come true.
Because it was his own random thoughts, he wrote it more casually. Instead of publishing it on the "Planet Daily" the next day, he uploaded it on the Internet "American Headlines-Planet Daily Special Issue" before noon.
He also writes some editorials in his column on weekdays. There are many old readers, but they are not very popular.
After uploading the short essay, he put all his energy on tomorrow's Toutiao.
He called Louise and Lana Lang into his office to discuss which of their articles should be on the front page.
"Bang bang bang!" At 11:30, there was a fierce knock on the door, accompanied by Kate's sharp cry, which even the soundproof wall could not stop, "Perry, you are on fire, Perry, open the door quickly, you It's on fire!"
"I'm busy with tomorrow's headlines, why are you yelling?" Perry opened the door and roared angrily.
"Forget about tomorrow's headline, you have already become today's headline." Kate hurriedly handed over a post-it note, "This is the personal phone number of the editor-in-chief of "Galaxy Reader", so you can call back immediately when you are free."
"Which "Galaxy Reader"?" Perry asked blankly.
"There is only one "Galaxy Reader" in the Milky Way."
"Omega, the largest circulation essay and poetry magazine in the galaxy? Why? Did they care about Louise's news?" Perry called.
Louise's eyes lit up behind the door, showing anticipation.
"No, it's you. Your "Master Yoda" is popular all over the world, even attracting the attention of the alien editor-in-chief." Kate said enviously.
"This, how is this possible? I'll just write about it." Perry couldn't believe it.
But no matter how shocked he was, when he turned on the computer and looked at the number of readings, reposts, and comments of the article, he could only accept the reality—his little prose touched at least 5000 million people on earth.
The top comment has 5000 million likes: "'It turns out that Master Yoda is by my side, he is a beautiful woman', I buy Karma, I almost cried out of excitement when I saw this sentence, it was so touching."
"What's so touching about this?" Louise wondered.
Kate said: "Look at the comments below. There are explanations. They are all like Perry. They have experienced the hot years of "Star Wars". They all have the same dreams as him. Dreams come true in another way."
Both Louise and Perry looked down, and sure enough, most of the older people expressed the same feelings as the author, and the young people also said that the article was full of pure emotion, at least it was interesting.
"The emotion is pure and touches people's hearts."
This is the answer Perry received after calling the editor-in-chief of "Galaxy Reader".
Well, in recent years, more than a dozen alien media have sent permanent personnel to the earth, and they all like to put the earth branch on Arkham Island in Gotham.
"Perry, you also have the hope of becoming a galactic legend. Oh, no, a galactic poet!" Kate said sourly.
Even Louise showed envious eyes.
Perry was excited, and in the next few days, he continued to work hard and published seven or eight sincere essays on "Old Boys Realize Their Dreams".
All disappeared without a splash.
Not to mention the editor-in-chief of aliens, even the readers on Earth have not been impressed.
"It lacks a little taste, and it can't touch people's hearts." The editor-in-chief of "Galaxy Reader" said euphemistically.
Perry began to feel restless, staying up late, insomnia, and losing hair
Not to mention his job, he didn't even care about the latest trends of "Sun Devourer".
After suffering for half a month, he finally despaired: he really didn't have the talent to become a galaxy poet.
He sighed bitterly, intending to change his thinking and mood, and write an interesting short story about his experience of killing alien electronic markets with a Heavenly Mountain xr.
At the end, I also wrote the dialogue between myself and the general of the Milky Way at the end to tell the people on earth that it is actually a small happiness for everyone to be able to use the Tiantangshan mobile phone.
After giving up his obsession, he no longer suffered from insomnia, and fell asleep in one fell swoop. "Dingling!"
Early the next morning, he was woken up by the phone ringing.
Before getting angry, he suddenly caught a glimpse of the caller ID: Editor-in-Chief Corleone.
Editor-in-chief of "Galaxy Reader" based on Earth.
"Perry, your "My Paradise Mountain Phone" is very good. I plan to send it to the headquarters, and you can fine-tune it again. Hey, I was going to call you last night, worrying about disturbing your rest."
Perry was stunned.
Turn on the computer and look, shit, the reading volume has exceeded 2 million, and there are a lot of words like "moved" and "tears" in the comment area.
How is this going?
No one reads the prose he wrote with his heart, but the short stories he wrote casually became hits.
"The words of Jing school. The conversation between me and Admiral Galactica at the end of the story seems very unnecessary and should be deleted, right?"
"No, no, no!" Editor-in-Chief Corleone seemed eager, "This is the finishing touch, a channel that penetrates people's hearts and touches the soul."
— Touching the soul?I'm just pretending to be a galactic general.
Perry frowned and hung up the phone, printed all the dozen or so articles he wrote these days, hung them on the wall, and read them back and forth more than ten times.
Then compare Louise and Lana Lang's "Universe Masterpiece"
Gradually, a vague idea came to his mind.
After going to the newspaper office, he locked himself in the office and wrote an essay expressing the greatness of the hero's light with the theme of the two interviews before and after the general of the galaxy saved the fluorescent star.
Emphasize Admiral Galaxy, write down what she did and said in detail, and then "sublimate the theme" at the end.
Prose is on fire.
The editor-in-chief of "Galaxy Times" said that this article is very touching and can be placed in a supplement.
The next day, he wrote an essay praising the hero's fearless sacrifice with the theme of Kyle Rayner and Superman pushing the fluorescent star to avoid the supernova shock wave.
In the small fire on the earth, no alien editor-in-chief looked for him.
On the third day, the same supernova broke out, but the protagonist was replaced by the Galaxy Admiral, who also praised her fearless spirit of sacrifice.
In the fire on the earth, no alien editor-in-chief was found.
But Perry noticed that half a month ago, Louise's news was reprinted by many alien media.
She focuses on describing the object is not Kyle Reiner, nor Tearman, but the Galaxy Admiral!
"It turns out that to become a Galaxy name, you need traffic, and the traffic password is the Galaxy Admiral, and it's just the Galaxy Admiral. Other heroes are useless." Perry suddenly realized, his eyes became brighter and brighter.
It was not that he didn't know that the Milky Way was the most popular topic before, but he thought that the aliens had a high level of civilization, advanced journalism, and the quality of readers was higher, and they paid more attention to the "connotation" of news and prose.
"I was wrong." He sighed deeply, "For the same play, only famous actors can sing it well!"
When I went to an alien planet, I had to pretend. Harley would be too low to pretend. This time, I changed to the editor-in-chief of the Little People Planet Daily, the old boss of Louise and Karak. I only planned to write a simple short story, but I didn’t expect to write So much for free.
(End of this chapter)
"I told you that you may not believe it, but the camera and video functions of the Tiantangshan mobile phone can also compete with alien mobile phones."
Perry seemed to be back in the day when he was facing a group of yelling and worshiping machine kings, full of vigor and eloquence.
"You said that the signal and encryption are stronger than alien mobile phones. I believe it, but the technology gap in hardware such as taking pictures can also be made up by software?" Jimmy doubted.
Perry shook his head and said: "It's not a technical problem, but the aliens don't pay much attention to the camera function.
Their mobile phones are all kinds of strange things, and some of them even have a biochip the size of a fingernail, embedded in the body, and rely on bioelectricity for unlimited energy supply.
How does that phone take pictures?
Unlike us who compress the functions of many electronic devices into mobile phones, their mobile phones are mainly for making calls, and other things are not important.
So, after I handed over my Paradise Mountain xr to them for a test, I got the reputation of 'the first machine king in the universe'.
Insufficient battery, slow chip computing speed, small memory, large size, etc., are not important in the face of security, security, and super Unicom.
Therefore, we don't have to envy the mobile phones of aliens, the people on earth are using the best mobile phones now.
In fact, aliens are envious of us.
At that time, there were quite a few machine kings who wanted to buy my xr at a high price, and some even directly offered 3 fluorescent coins. "
"Did you sell it?"
Perry shook his head, "I was worried that aliens would crack the encryption and signal technology of the Heavenly Mountain Technology Company, so I declined those people.
After returning to the State Guesthouse and asking Ms. Quinn, she was unwilling to sell Paradise Mountain mobile phones to aliens. "
"There are also many aliens on our earth, and they can buy Paradise Mountain mobile phones at will." Kate worried.
Perry had a strange expression, and said, "I also told her, and she said it's okay, not selling alien mobile phones is not because of fear of technology leakage, but because Heaven Mountain mobile phones are only sold to Earthlings and Christians.
Unless the alien converts to God, when he leaves the earth with his mobile phone, he will not be able to use the house dog, and the encryption of the parts will also fail. "
"Uh, this..." Everyone was shocked and at a loss.
"Does the Paradise Hills phone have this function?"
Perry nodded, "Yes, but the news has not been made public."
"Why do we have to be Christians? Business is just business, not to mention it's all interstellar now." Kate was puzzled.
"She said that the name 'Paradise Mountain Technology Company' is not a decoration, it has its own philosophy and persistence. If you are not happy, you can wait for the 'Shield of Light' from Lex Technology Company next year."
Philosophy and persistence are naturally nonsense.
The reason why Christians are needed is that when Christians recite the name of God, they will provide heaven with the power of faith, and the power of faith will form a channel of information and energy between him and heaven.
Through this channel, the Voice of Heaven could answer his prayers.
Because the host of the house dog is in Tiantang Mountain, the "faith channel" between Christian mobile phone users and heaven can also be used by the house dog.
When Rich used quantum magic, his soul mistakenly broke into the Golden Hall of the City of Silver, which was the "channel of faith".In fact, it is also the working principle of the household dog to transmit information through the established "God Faith Channel".
Even people on Earth who don’t believe in God at least know God, believe in His existence, and understand His basic teachings.Belief is also belief, and it can also form a fragile channel of belief.
It is impossible for Harley to explain quantum magic and the channel of faith to users. She can only make it clear that she will not sell mobile phones to alien pagan maps.
"There is news that the cost of the first Limbo Prison satellite launch has skyrocketed due to the failure of the launch. The usage fee for the 'Bright Shield' is more than $500, and the traffic is calculated separately. I can't afford it." Kate shook her head.
Luthor and the military have always wanted to create their own "household dog". The first Limbo Prison satellite was launched two years ago, and Hank Shaw became a robot superman.
Luthor ran for president mainly because he wanted to obtain the alien technology acquired by the US government in recent years.
Well, in order to prevent one company from dominating and forming a monopoly, the White House and the Pentagon deliberately handed over the seized alien technology to dozens of different technology companies and technology laboratories for research.
Luthor wanted to gather all the technology as president.
Another reason is to use the president's status to persuade the military to allow Lex Technology to gain higher control over the "Limbo Prison Communication Satellite" project.
After giving the alien power bank and small souvenirs to his colleagues, Perry returned to his office with peace of mind, carefully watched the video materials taken during this period, and carefully recalled his feelings and moods on the alien planet.
Soon, he wrote like a god, and a prose of "My Dream of Master Yoda" was typed out within an hour.
This is his true feeling. When he was a teenager, he dreamed about interstellar travel, Master Yoda, and Jedi Knights. The dream died in middle age. Now, in his 50s, the boy's dream has suddenly come true.
Because it was his own random thoughts, he wrote it more casually. Instead of publishing it on the "Planet Daily" the next day, he uploaded it on the Internet "American Headlines-Planet Daily Special Issue" before noon.
He also writes some editorials in his column on weekdays. There are many old readers, but they are not very popular.
After uploading the short essay, he put all his energy on tomorrow's Toutiao.
He called Louise and Lana Lang into his office to discuss which of their articles should be on the front page.
"Bang bang bang!" At 11:30, there was a fierce knock on the door, accompanied by Kate's sharp cry, which even the soundproof wall could not stop, "Perry, you are on fire, Perry, open the door quickly, you It's on fire!"
"I'm busy with tomorrow's headlines, why are you yelling?" Perry opened the door and roared angrily.
"Forget about tomorrow's headline, you have already become today's headline." Kate hurriedly handed over a post-it note, "This is the personal phone number of the editor-in-chief of "Galaxy Reader", so you can call back immediately when you are free."
"Which "Galaxy Reader"?" Perry asked blankly.
"There is only one "Galaxy Reader" in the Milky Way."
"Omega, the largest circulation essay and poetry magazine in the galaxy? Why? Did they care about Louise's news?" Perry called.
Louise's eyes lit up behind the door, showing anticipation.
"No, it's you. Your "Master Yoda" is popular all over the world, even attracting the attention of the alien editor-in-chief." Kate said enviously.
"This, how is this possible? I'll just write about it." Perry couldn't believe it.
But no matter how shocked he was, when he turned on the computer and looked at the number of readings, reposts, and comments of the article, he could only accept the reality—his little prose touched at least 5000 million people on earth.
The top comment has 5000 million likes: "'It turns out that Master Yoda is by my side, he is a beautiful woman', I buy Karma, I almost cried out of excitement when I saw this sentence, it was so touching."
"What's so touching about this?" Louise wondered.
Kate said: "Look at the comments below. There are explanations. They are all like Perry. They have experienced the hot years of "Star Wars". They all have the same dreams as him. Dreams come true in another way."
Both Louise and Perry looked down, and sure enough, most of the older people expressed the same feelings as the author, and the young people also said that the article was full of pure emotion, at least it was interesting.
"The emotion is pure and touches people's hearts."
This is the answer Perry received after calling the editor-in-chief of "Galaxy Reader".
Well, in recent years, more than a dozen alien media have sent permanent personnel to the earth, and they all like to put the earth branch on Arkham Island in Gotham.
"Perry, you also have the hope of becoming a galactic legend. Oh, no, a galactic poet!" Kate said sourly.
Even Louise showed envious eyes.
Perry was excited, and in the next few days, he continued to work hard and published seven or eight sincere essays on "Old Boys Realize Their Dreams".
All disappeared without a splash.
Not to mention the editor-in-chief of aliens, even the readers on Earth have not been impressed.
"It lacks a little taste, and it can't touch people's hearts." The editor-in-chief of "Galaxy Reader" said euphemistically.
Perry began to feel restless, staying up late, insomnia, and losing hair
Not to mention his job, he didn't even care about the latest trends of "Sun Devourer".
After suffering for half a month, he finally despaired: he really didn't have the talent to become a galaxy poet.
He sighed bitterly, intending to change his thinking and mood, and write an interesting short story about his experience of killing alien electronic markets with a Heavenly Mountain xr.
At the end, I also wrote the dialogue between myself and the general of the Milky Way at the end to tell the people on earth that it is actually a small happiness for everyone to be able to use the Tiantangshan mobile phone.
After giving up his obsession, he no longer suffered from insomnia, and fell asleep in one fell swoop. "Dingling!"
Early the next morning, he was woken up by the phone ringing.
Before getting angry, he suddenly caught a glimpse of the caller ID: Editor-in-Chief Corleone.
Editor-in-chief of "Galaxy Reader" based on Earth.
"Perry, your "My Paradise Mountain Phone" is very good. I plan to send it to the headquarters, and you can fine-tune it again. Hey, I was going to call you last night, worrying about disturbing your rest."
Perry was stunned.
Turn on the computer and look, shit, the reading volume has exceeded 2 million, and there are a lot of words like "moved" and "tears" in the comment area.
How is this going?
No one reads the prose he wrote with his heart, but the short stories he wrote casually became hits.
"The words of Jing school. The conversation between me and Admiral Galactica at the end of the story seems very unnecessary and should be deleted, right?"
"No, no, no!" Editor-in-Chief Corleone seemed eager, "This is the finishing touch, a channel that penetrates people's hearts and touches the soul."
— Touching the soul?I'm just pretending to be a galactic general.
Perry frowned and hung up the phone, printed all the dozen or so articles he wrote these days, hung them on the wall, and read them back and forth more than ten times.
Then compare Louise and Lana Lang's "Universe Masterpiece"
Gradually, a vague idea came to his mind.
After going to the newspaper office, he locked himself in the office and wrote an essay expressing the greatness of the hero's light with the theme of the two interviews before and after the general of the galaxy saved the fluorescent star.
Emphasize Admiral Galaxy, write down what she did and said in detail, and then "sublimate the theme" at the end.
Prose is on fire.
The editor-in-chief of "Galaxy Times" said that this article is very touching and can be placed in a supplement.
The next day, he wrote an essay praising the hero's fearless sacrifice with the theme of Kyle Rayner and Superman pushing the fluorescent star to avoid the supernova shock wave.
In the small fire on the earth, no alien editor-in-chief looked for him.
On the third day, the same supernova broke out, but the protagonist was replaced by the Galaxy Admiral, who also praised her fearless spirit of sacrifice.
In the fire on the earth, no alien editor-in-chief was found.
But Perry noticed that half a month ago, Louise's news was reprinted by many alien media.
She focuses on describing the object is not Kyle Reiner, nor Tearman, but the Galaxy Admiral!
"It turns out that to become a Galaxy name, you need traffic, and the traffic password is the Galaxy Admiral, and it's just the Galaxy Admiral. Other heroes are useless." Perry suddenly realized, his eyes became brighter and brighter.
It was not that he didn't know that the Milky Way was the most popular topic before, but he thought that the aliens had a high level of civilization, advanced journalism, and the quality of readers was higher, and they paid more attention to the "connotation" of news and prose.
"I was wrong." He sighed deeply, "For the same play, only famous actors can sing it well!"
When I went to an alien planet, I had to pretend. Harley would be too low to pretend. This time, I changed to the editor-in-chief of the Little People Planet Daily, the old boss of Louise and Karak. I only planned to write a simple short story, but I didn’t expect to write So much for free.
(End of this chapter)
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