I'm going to have a fight with Superman

Chapter 1111 Teen Titans
"Harry, Princess Tamaran went to the Remnants Bureau and also applied for a political competition. You introduced her?"

Xinghuo went to the Gotham Remains Bureau in the afternoon, and Halle received a call from Mr. President in the afternoon.

Ah Bao seemed to be trembling, his voice trembling.

"Is there a problem? Based on her conditions, she should be eligible for asylum, right? If she wants to marry eight husbands, it's still forced marriage. It's too unfree and unequal." Harry said.

"But the problem is, Tamaran is an advanced civilization!" Mr. President exclaimed excitedly.

"So?" Harry remained calm.

"Advanced civilizations have large ships and cannons, which can destroy stars with one shot. We should try our best to flatter and flatter. How can we find fault with others?"

"But they made a mistake by forcing Princess Corrie to marry eight husbands," said Harry.

"Whether it has done something wrong depends not on what it has done, but on the strength of that country and whether it is our enemy." Mr. President explained earnestly: "Some countries, even if they do everything right, are more equal than us. Democracy, freedom, but not in our interests, then it is wrong, it is unequal, not free, not democratic, and we will allocate a large number of asylum quotas to that country.

Some countries, even if they are horribly wrong, are our allies, and their existence can provide us with stable benefits, so they are right.

Even if its people submit asylum applications to us, we will turn around and sell the list to its rulers.

There are also some countries that are too powerful for us to offend. If they do not provide shelter for traitors in our country, we should be grateful. How dare we provoke them? "

"How can you say traitors? They are all great awakeners and pioneers." Harley said seriously.

"Oh, don't be like this, Harley, I don't believe you don't understand. A group of bastards who even slander and pour dirty water on their own country for the sake of scraps, call them traitors, they are exalting them." Ah Bao disdainful road.

"Okay." After a pause, Harry said again, "Do you think I'm afraid of the Tamarans?"

Mr. President stagnated, and murmured: "You are not afraid, I am afraid!"

"What are you afraid of? Don't they dare to destroy the White House with powerful guns?"

Mr. President said seriously: "It doesn't have to be so direct. The aliens can arrange for a 'Tamaran CIA', who pretends to be an alien tourist from another civilization, to throw a melon nuclear bomb when he visits the White House. The White House and I Just gone together.

Or, Tamaran scientists invented a biological virus, hidden in the body of alien tourists, who came to the metropolis for a walk, causing a terrible plague.

Or, the Tamarans gave me gifts, but they contained radioactive substances that we could not detect, which would kill me, or cause me to get sick, lose my hair, and lose my majestic and handsome appearance, thus making the entire United States in the interstellar shame in civilization.

Or, Tamaran’s spies secretly bribed American congressmen and public officials, refrained from doing good things, and never did bad things. In the process of our country’s rapid interstellarization, it interfered and destroyed the normal political and economic construction of our country and provoked public opposition.”

Mr. President was eloquent and spoke very fluently.

Harry tried to interrupt him several times, but couldn't find the time to interject.

After a long time, when Mr. President was panting, she said, "You think too much. Is it possible that you have been too busy with extraterrestrial affairs recently, lacked enough rest, and suffered from anxiety attacks?"

"Harry, I swear, I'm serious." Mr. President was very serious.

"Even if you are serious, it doesn't mean what you say makes sense. I think you think too much." Harry said.

"No, what I said is not only reasonable, but also almost 100% accurate. All doubts are based on facts." Mr. President affirmed.

Harry became a little impatient, "Nothing happened, you rely entirely on guesswork, how can it be 100% accurate? It's also based on reality."

Mr. President said solemnly: "Because in reality, we are doing this. The past, present, and future will not change!"

"What?" Harry didn't respond for a moment.

Mr. President said: "The dirty methods I mentioned above for powerful civilizations to deal with inferior civilizations are exactly what happens every day on the earth.

We, the United States, are against other countries.

why do i know

Because I sign documents for similar plans every now and then.

Even the Chosen America is doing the same thing, why should we not affirm that "non-God believers" are doing the same thing? "

Harry was speechless.

"Okay, you guys reject Princess Corrie."

"You don't have to refuse." Abao hesitated again, "It is the first time in the history of earth civilization that a princess of a higher civilization seeks protection from us, and it is a symbol of justice, freedom, democracy, equality, and prosperity in the United States.

It is an excellent opportunity to show yourself on the interstellar stage.

If I refuse, I will be remembered by history. "

——If I agree, I will be remembered by history and praised by future generations.It would be perfect if you take the blame and take the risk of being retaliated by the Tamarans and I take the name.

It's a pity that he only dared to think so in his heart and dared not speak out.

"The United States currently does not have a bill to provide protection for aliens, you can apply to Congress to set up a 'special protection bill' for Princess Corrie.

Her safety and freedom are guaranteed by you or the Justice League, and the White House is not directly involved. "

"It's too troublesome, go find the Justice League." Harry said.

"No trouble, you just ask the secretary to prepare a proposal, everyone understands, just go through the process."

Speaking of this, President Bao couldn't help complaining: "Harry, it's really time for you to come to Metropolis, many alien envoys want to visit you.

There is also the matter of establishing diplomatic relations with alien civilizations, which also needs to be finalized by you. "

"I'm just a member of parliament, not a diplomat. The work of receiving alien envoys is out of my control."

"But they want to see you by name." Mr. President said.

"They met me to thank me, to please me, didn't they?" Harry asked.

"more or less."

"If I waste my time entertaining them, I will be unhappy and uncomfortable, which seriously violates their original intention of pleasing me and appreciating me.

They don't come to bother me, but are grateful and flattering to me. "Harry said.

Mr. President felt that what she said was very wrong, but he couldn't find a logical loophole.

"What about the bill to establish diplomatic relations with alien civilizations? There are now more than 240 civilizations intending to establish formal diplomatic relations with us, and hundreds of other civilizations have expressed friendship and watched our reaction from the sidelines.

This is a major event related to the future of the United States and the civilization of the earth. Whether you are a congressman or an admiral of the galaxy, you can't ignore it. "

"Do those alien emissaries want to establish diplomatic relations with Earth, or do they only want to establish diplomatic relations with America?" Harry asked.

"Of course it's the earth, the United States." Mr. President hesitated for a moment, and said: "I think the United States can represent the earth at this time, but if I announce it like this, other countries will scold me to death.

I'm not afraid of being scolded,

But if there is a scolding war on the earth, wouldn't it be embarrassing in front of the envoys of hundreds of civilized countries? "

"Therefore, there is no need to discuss this issue at all. We haven't even established the Earth Federation, so let's forget about diplomacy and let the alien messengers go back wherever they come from.

The earth is willing to maintain a friendly relationship with them, but that's all. "Harry said lightly.

Mr. President was in a hurry, "Harry, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Once successful, the path of earth civilization to interstellarization will be ten times or a hundred times smoother.

I don’t know how many civilizations are envious of us, how can we give up so easily?
Even the other speakers of the United Nations are only opposed to the United States representing the earth.

They also maintain a very enthusiastic attitude towards establishing diplomatic relations with aliens. "

Harry said: "Let me ask you, how much does the most common FTL spaceship cost? What is the cost of an average 100 light-year space voyage?"

"Converted into US dollars, regardless of the cost of the spacecraft or the cost of the flight, it is an astronomical figure, starting with a trillion dollars." Mr. President said with difficulty.

"Two hundred alien ambassadors, flying hundreds of thousands or tens of millions of light years, which country can afford this cost?" Harry asked again.

"The Justice League can build spaceships, and you have captured a lot of spoils for us over the years." Mr. President said.

Harry said slowly: "Zhenglian doesn't know how to build spaceships, they just DIY based on the existing equipment, they can build them, but they can't produce them.

In fact, we now have no shortage of technology, nor lack of funds for development.

The Kryptonian spacecraft, Brainiac spacecraft, and Mungo’s war fortress captured in these years are all technological crystallizations of super civilizations. It will take hundreds of years to thoroughly understand them.

If we can thoroughly understand their technology, we ourselves will be the bullies of the galaxy.

Since we don't need to ask those aliens, why waste time and energy on diplomacy? "

President Bao thought about it calmly, and said, "Harry, you convinced me, and I believe your insights can also convince others.

But you have to come to the metropolis and express your views in public in Congress, so that congressmen, reporters, alien friends, people in the United States, and people all over the world know.

Only you can make a final decision on this matter, otherwise everyone will continue to quarrel. "

Harry thought for a while, then sighed, "I'll go to Metropolis in a week."

Mr. President really takes the first alien asylum applicant seriously.

The day after the phone call with Harley ended, he sent Xinghuo a green card.

However, he held a special press conference and announced that the United States currently has no laws to protect alien refugees. This is a back door specially opened for Princess Starfire by Congress out of respect for the admiral of the galaxy.

Well, Mr. President bluntly said that this is through the back door.

However, instead of complaining, American journalists and citizens praised the galactic general for being responsible and humane, and proud of the fact that the earth can protect a noble and beautiful alien princess.

"For the first time in the history of Earth civilization, we have protected an alien friend who yearns for freedom and democracy.

This is a symbol of justice, freedom, self-confidence and strength in the United States.

In this diplomatic event, we showed our persistence and faith to the people of the universe. "WGBS TV station, Louise Lane said enthusiastically.

The people on earth are caught in the tide, but Xinghuo, the person involved, has some regrets.

She thought this matter would be carried out quietly, and when the Tamarans approached, the US government would protect her on the grounds of political asylum.

"Hey, what will the people of the universe think of my motherland now? Do they think Tamaran is barbaric and vulgar, a primitive person?" She confided to Barbara.

"I think this is also a good thing for Tamaran. Being noticed by the people of the universe will put a lot of pressure on your government. In the future, Tamaran girls will be forced to marry much less.

This is equivalent to saying that you have saved the marriage happiness of countless compatriots. " Barbara reassured.

"Well, it makes sense."

Xinghuo felt at ease.

"Can I join your team?" She began to look forward to a new life.

Barbara asked, "Will you join the 'Teen Titans' hero squad, or the martial arts training squad?"

Then she explained: "We decided to imitate the Young Watchmen and the earlier Infinity Heroes to form a hero team mainly composed of teenagers, that is, the Teen Titans."

"Alien aunt" seemed not to understand "mainly teenagers", excitedly said: "If possible, I would like to join."

(End of this chapter)