I'm going to have a fight with Superman

Chapter 1534 Emma and Dotty

Before the "Green Lantern Corps Trial", the cosmic-level trial that had the greatest impact on people on Earth was undoubtedly the Caronna Trial at the end of last year.

In that trial, the Americans officially appeared on the big stage of the universe for the first time in a non-crisis moment.

The reason for emphasizing that it is a "non-crisis moment" is because ordinary people in a crisis event are concerned about their own lives and discussing when the crisis will end, and have no time to think about exchanges between cosmic civilizations or human honor.

For example, as early as Crisis on Infinite Earths, Earth became the focus of the universe.

Many advanced civilizations also dispatched the galaxy fleet to the earth to defend the tuning fork of the universe.

At that time, people on earth were also very proud, but they saw news reports that a parallel universe was destroyed by antimatter energy every day, they must be more worried about the safety of the main universe, that is, Earth-0, and would not be interested in discussing the existence of the earth in the universe influence in .

The Caronna Trial took place in a non-critical moment, and everyone had no worries about their lives, so they could have leisure to discuss the performance of the earthlings on the big stage of the universe.

Harvey Dent is the brightest star in the Calona Trial, even in the universe.

He is not a hero, not a superpower, just an ordinary person, but he can resonate with the public even more.

"We already have cosmic-level prosecutors, and we should build a cosmic-level grand court to match them."

I don't know who started this topic. As public opinion fermented, the US government also began to seriously consider this matter.

Now, a few months later, the Metropolis has added a landmark building above the sea-the Harvey Dent Galaxy Court.

The Grand Commander personally cut the ribbon for it, and declared that this is the only A-level trial court in the solar system that meets the galactic standard.

Less than half a month after the court was built, it was used for the first time.

An interstellar bounty hunter known as "Burst Wolf" came to Earth to kidnap Da Chao. Well, it was a kidnapping, and the target was also Da Chao.

He got an order for the guest to kidnap the last Kryptonian in the universe. They ignored Supergirl Kara.

In short, Explosive Wolf came to the earth on an interstellar motorcycle, and went all the way to the metropolis without any disguise, directly confronting Dachao.

That guy has a super physique and the talent of immortality, which caused a lot of damage to Dachao.

After being finally defeated by Dachao, in view of his alien status, he was still very famous in the galaxy, so he was sent to the "Harvey Dent Galactic Grand Court", where he was tried in accordance with the general criminal law of the galaxy.

Explosive Wolf is not the first alien to commit crimes on the earth. It can only be said that he was lucky, just in time for the opening of the "Harvey Dent Galactic Court".

Now, in mid-May of 2021.

At 01:30 in the afternoon, the sky is clear and bright.

Metropolis, by the sea.

Outside the Harvey Dent Galactic Court.

"Mom, why can't we take an alien spaceship?"

In the parking lot 300 meters away from the gate of the court, a six or seven-year-old blond boy asked while pointing to the small airships flying in and out of the sky.

The woman in a light brown loose knit sweater closed the car door, looked up at the sky, and said, "The small airship is specially prepared for alien guests. Everyone on earth drives a car."

"Why are alien guests able to ride in flying cars, but we have to drive cars?" the little boy asked again.

The young woman was also patient and explained with a smile: "First of all, cars use gasoline and electricity, and we have no shortage of these energy sources.

The most basic airship also abandons fossil fuels and requires energy crystals that cannot be mass-produced on the earth.

We won't be able to ditch the car for at least 20 years. "

The little boy nodded slightly, "We are still a low-level civilization, and flying cars are not popular yet, right?"

"Baby, you're so smart." The woman bent down, hugged her son in her arms, and still moved her mouth towards him, kissed his little cheek, and then continued: "Look, the 'Green Lantern Trial' is also starting to move quickly." It has been a week, and more than 800 million alien tourists have come to the earth, but our life has not been disturbed by aliens, has it?"

"I can see aliens shopping in the mall every day on the street, and even aliens visit our school." The little boy said.

"They are tourists, of course they have to go shopping and visit places, but our lives have not been greatly affected.

Because ordinary people on earth live on the ground, alien guests take a flying car and fly directly between hotels and sightseeing spots, which can avoid interference to our lives to the greatest extent. "

The woman hugged her son and explained as she walked towards the gate of the court.

"Oh, the flying car has such a function." The little boy showed a surprised expression, and asked again: "Why should I worry about being affected by alien guests? I still want to meet a few more aliens and talk to them. "

"There are good and bad people on earth, and there are good and bad aliens, and more importantly, the habits and culture of aliens are different from ours, and aliens of too many races have come to this big trial.

Even diplomats like my mother can't accurately describe their habits. When ordinary people communicate with them, misunderstandings may cause unnecessary conflicts. "

As soon as the woman came to the stairs, there was an uncertain call from the side: "Hi, Emma? Is it Emma Bibson?"

"Who? You—" Hearing her name, the woman turned her head suddenly, and saw a woman with heavy makeup looking at her nervously and excitedly.

She has long, thick purple wavy hair, a delicate face that does not look like an earthling, and unusually large breasts.

Emma looked at her carefully for a while, but still couldn't find anyone similar in her memory.

"I'm Emma, ​​but my surname is not Bibson now, who is Miss?" she asked politely.

"Hahaha, it's you, I thought I was mistaken." Hearing what she said, the beautiful woman opened her arms very enthusiastically and carelessly, and hugged her and her son together in her arms.

"Wow, is this your son? It's so old, you got married so early? But the little guy is so cute, boo, boo --"

Seeing the woman who gnawed her son's little face like an apple, Emma subconsciously wanted to avoid it, and was very angry, but she felt a little familiar in a trance.

"Who are you? I don't seem to know you." She asked again.

"I'm Dotty, Gotham Elite High School, you, me, and Serena, we dominate the high school, and even the admiral of the Galaxy back then has to avoid our edge." The big-breasted Dotty grinned .

"I buy it, it's you, Dottie!" Emma was surprised and delighted, and still very puzzled: "Why did you become like this? Could it be that the female college has changed? No, no matter how much you change, you won't become completely unrecognizable. Totally unrecognizable."

Dottie took a first look around.

There are many people in front of the Milky Way Grand Court, people from Earth and aliens, shoulder to shoulder.

They didn't care about the two earth women who were embracing each other, but when one of them said "Galaxy Admiral" aloud, hundreds of pairs of "shua, shua, shua" looked over.

"What are you looking at? We are Admiral Galaxy's high school classmates and friends, not bluffing liars." Dotty puffed up his breasts and shouted aggressively: "If you don't believe me, you can use your phone to scan my face, my The Puppy Forum account has real-name authentication."

"Oh~~~"

There was a mess of voices in the crowd, and quite a few people took out their mobile phones to pat their faces and search for people.

Unlike Dotty who was frank and frank, and even put on a few sexy and enchanting poses, Emma was ashamed as hell.

"Dottie, what are you doing? This occasion is too shameless." She complained in a low voice, while pulling her sleeve hard, trying to pull her away.

"But what I'm telling is the truth." Although Dotty squeezed into the crowd along with her pull, his feet stood on tiptoe, and his eyes scanned around restlessly, looking for "earthlings in strange costumes". Direction sweep.

The earthlings in strange clothes are not real earthlings, but aliens who look similar to earthlings.

Dotty would wink at every glance.

Seeing her behavior, Emma became more ashamed and annoyed, "This is the Grand Court, not a nightclub."

"This is the Grand Court, but it's also the show stage for ladies like me, look—" Dotty raised his chin towards the front left.

Emma followed her gaze, and saw a few women with big farts walking on the red carpet. Every time they took a step, they were in front of the alien's camera for at least 2 minutes.

"The Kardashians? What are they doing?"

"Like I said, this is the show place where I wait for the famous ladies. Countless aliens are paying attention to this big trial. With such a huge amount of traffic, it's useless not to dawdle." Dotty was eager to try, his face full of excitement, said : "Let's go, Emma, ​​let's go too, let the people of the universe see the peerless demeanor of the Gotham Queens.

It can't be said that it will become an instant hit and become a small Internet celebrity in the Galaxy. "

Emma quickly grabbed her and persuaded: "Forget it, this is really embarrassing, the people of the universe are watching, for the sake of the earth, for the sake of all mankind, please be safe."

Dottie tried to break free from her pull and ran over alone.

But when the little sister met by chance many years ago, she was reluctant to separate from her immediately.

"Hey, why have you become so boring? You weren't like this before." Dottie complained.

"I want to ask you, why are you still so frivolous when you're already old?" Emma was also complaining.

"What age?" Dottie exclaimed in horror, "I'm only in my early 30s, and my age is just right. What have you experienced in these years? Could it be that you were affected by the restart of time and became another person?"

"This is my son Barty, seven years old, Barty, 'Auntie Dottie'."

"Aunt Dottie," cried the child honestly.

"I buy it, can I call you sister Dotty? I don't want to be an aunt." Dotty said with a twisted face.

"You are half a year older than me, and we are not young anymore." Emma said something, and then asked curiously, "You seem to be a different person. Could it be that you were affected by the reboot?"

"Have you heard of Hex civilization? The medium civilization in Sector 48 is proficient in facial modification technology. In terms of plastic surgery technology alone, it is the only one in the entire universe."

Holding her exquisite face, Dotty proudly said: "It took a full 600 million rane coins, equivalent to 60 billion US dollars, to invite Master Corgi of Hex Civilization to sculpt the 'elf face'.

'Elf face' is the most popular style in the galaxy entertainment industry in recent years.

Back then, Breeze, the number one beauty in the galaxy, became the ideal type in the hearts of men in the galaxy with a pure and sexy elf face. "

Emma wanted to vomit in her heart, but she didn't know where to start.

"Where did you get so much money?" She asked after a while.

Dotty glanced around hesitantly, and said, "This is not a place for private conversations, let's go to the box."

"Private room?" Emma's face was confused: "You have a ticket for the VIP area? I'm just an ordinary ticket for area C."

The "Harvey Dent Galaxy Court" is specially built according to the Galaxy standard, and can accommodate up to 10 people. It is divided into three areas, ABC and ABC, according to the distance between the seats and the podium.

The super VIP seats in the first three rows are Zone A; the zone B from the fourth row to the middle is VIP seats, and there are private boxes; the C zone in the back is all ordinary seats.

"It's okay, my box is very big, it can seat at least four people." Dottie said.

The structure of the box is actually very simple, that is, a layer of force field walls is added around the ordinary seats, the color of the wall can be adjusted, and the sight of others can be isolated, and it can also be soundproofed to a certain extent.

"Originally, I signed a non-disclosure agreement with Dorne Civilization. It shouldn't be said, but the non-disclosure agreement is only for public places, and you are not an outsider."

After entering the private room, Dotty briefly talked about how he had been in the nightclub circle of Arkham Island, made friends with alien moneymen everywhere, and fell in love with a prince from Dorne civilization during the multi-restart crisis two years ago. .

"That Dorne prince is a Xibei product, and he was disguised by little Luthor. You must know, little Luthor, right?"

"The villain leader who directed the multiple restart crisis? You actually had an affair with him?" Emma exclaimed.

Dotty nodded triumphantly, "That's him. Later, the Dorne Empire gave me a hush money, and I was not allowed to disclose my experience with the fake Dorne prince."

Speaking of this, she sighed regretfully, "Oh, I also plan to write an autobiography based on this story.

The name and the plot have all been thought out. The first one is called "I, Gotham Lady, One Night with the Multiverse Overlord", and the second one is "The 'Multiverse Overlord' Who Played with Superheroes and Supervillains All Over the Earth. Crazy".

The third part, "That night he lay in my arms, telling the secret of the watcher of the creator of the universe".

The finale, "Although I love him, but for the sake of the earth and all mankind, I still have to swing my sword to cut my love". "

Emma said blankly: "It's crazy."

"What's crazy about this? Halle also supported me to write memoirs to make money and become famous." Dottie said again that he and Halle met and met again.

"Hey, Harley is a very nostalgic and good person. I thought she would ridicule me and ridicule me. I didn't expect that she was very approachable and could talk and laugh with me freely. She didn't have any strange expressions. Later, when I went to visit her, she didn't refuse. .Last Christmas, she saw that I was infected with Luther virus and sick, and she gave me a magic fruit to replenish my body.”

Dotty compared his biceps to Emma, ​​"Now I can beat ten strong men by myself. If Batman is not too scary, I would like to ask him to try my tricks."

"Harry." Emma recalled the embarrassment and embarrassment when she left Gotham again (ps), no matter how excited she was that day, now there is only mixed feelings left.

"Since Halle supports writing memoirs, why did you give up? Looking at you before, it seems that you really want to be famous." She asked.

"Writing a book is also for making money, earning a dollar, and writing a book is only a small hit on the earth, but the Dorne Empire directly put a bank card in front of me. The amount is too huge, and I can't refuse it." Dotty sighed.

"How much?" Emma asked curiously.

"Three hundred million."

Emma frowned and said, "It's not too much, you're at a loss."

"Three hundred million universal currency."

"I buy it, the general coin is worth more than the rann coin, you are rich." Emma said in shock.

"Well, the exchange rate between Universal Coin and Rann Coin is 1 to 10, and it is about 1 to [-] to US dollars, which is almost three trillion US dollars. I was so dizzy that I couldn't help signing a non-disclosure agreement." Dotty said .

"Why do the Dornish people hide this matter? They are the victims, right?" Emma was puzzled.

Dotty said: "I didn't understand at first, but later I heard from the Penguin that [-] million common currency is a lot for us, but it's not even a drop in the bucket for the Dorne Empire.

The prince of the empire was replaced without realizing it, and it was embarrassing to spread the word.

And little Luthor committed too much.

In order to activate the tuning fork, he destroyed hundreds of planets, and deliberately provoked the Rann-Senagon War.

The Dorne Empire is not even considered a high civilization, and is worried that if the matter is made public, it will cause bad public opinion.

For example, some hostile forces advocated that they had colluded with little Luthor. "

"You are so rich, why do you still want to be a 'Galaxy Little Internet Celebrity'? Before publicly disclosing the identity of 'Galaxy Admiral's classmate and friend', and letting them take pictures, is it also because you want to be famous?" Emma wondered.

"Hey, 5000 million common currency is not enough to spend. My father took 5000 million to develop alien business, and I saved [-] million for my old age, and the remaining [-] million is not much left after two years of tossing around.

Look at my face, it's a full 60 in general currency.

But this is not my first face, 60 yuan at a time, I have to repair it two or three times a year, right?Otherwise you can't keep up with the trend.

And my teeth, look—" Dotty opened his mouth and bared his teeth and said: "Senagon's porcelain teeth also come from the Hex civilization. It is said that the coating contains a small amount of N metal components. A tooth costs 10 What about Universal Coin?

And my breasts, my waist, my nails, my calves."

Under Emma's shocking gaze, she said triumphantly: "Except for the soul and DNA, there is not a part of my whole body, from the inside to the outside, that does not contain the technology of the Hex civilization.

Most Internet celebrities in the Milky Way, or many starships and planetary missiles in the universe, are not as technologically advanced as me. "

Emma didn't know what to say.

Her son Batty said: "Auntie Dotty, on your terms, if you are a beauty anchor, it is not difficult to become a Galaxy Internet celebrity."

"Good boy, you're so smart." Dottie bent down and smacked him on the face again, but shook his head and said, "I just want to be famous as an Internet celebrity, and I don't intend to really become an Internet celebrity."

Batty showed a puzzled expression on his drool-stained face.

Emma looked at her incredulously.

Dotty glanced at Barty Jr., and leaned into Emma's ear and whispered, "I never thought of being famous on Earth before, it doesn't make sense to be famous on Earth.

The fame this time was just to find a rich man among the aliens who participated in the big trial.

I'm 32 years old and it's time to settle down.

It's best to be married, it doesn't matter if you can't be a mistress or a lover, as long as he is generous enough to me. "

Dotty retracted her body again, and said in a normal voice: "Kardashian is very popular, but who can think highly of her from the old Qian's family in the Upper East Side?
The same is true for ascending from the earth to the circle of ladies in the galaxy.

I am a high-class lady on earth, and I will not lower my figure when I go to an alien planet, and I will be a low-level Internet celebrity. "

　(ps: Emma, ​​Dotty, and Serena are the high school classmates of Harley who appeared in Chapter 1, and they also made a brief appearance in the middle. Harley retaliated by publicly broadcasting her dad's short movie on TV (see Chapter 98, Live Broadcast for details).

　　Emma left Gotham with her divorced mother because she didn't have the face to face people, and she didn't reunite with her little friend from back then until today, which was the end. )
　　
　
(End of this chapter)