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Chapter 601 Homecoming, Infinite Scenery

Chapter 601 Homecoming, Infinite Scenery

"At the Earth Heroes Conference last time, all the Green Lantern Corps were dispatched to intimidate the people on Earth in the name of cosmic security.

After Apocalypse invaded, we only sent a small volunteer army
The impression of the Green Lantern Corps on Earth people is not good, I am afraid that it will be difficult to influence them ideologically and culturally. "Little Lan said.

Apas said lightly: "You worry too much, I know the history of earth civilization.

Even if developed countries invade or even colonize backward countries, as long as the developed countries continue to maintain their technological leadership.

Then, with a lofty attitude, slightly release some false and low-cost goodwill to backward countries.

The "advanced intellectuals" in countries with backward technology and economy were immediately deeply moved, and then automatically whitewashed and beautified their former enemies.

It's not a false favor.

They are completely conquered from soul to marrow, and wholeheartedly praise everything in the developed world.

As long as the technology is advanced enough and the economy is developed enough, even if the culture and system are rotten into a pile of shit, even if his own culture is brilliant and rich like a galaxy, they will only worship and believe in the "stinky shit" of the former colonists, and make their own Culture is like shit.

What's more, our ideology is not stinky shit.

"Justice, freedom and peace" is the sharpest knife and the hardest shield among various concepts, which are invincible and indestructible.

We stood in the starry sky of the universe and shouted, 'It is the right thing to promote justice and maintain peace'.

Even the witch Harley had to shy away obediently, unable to refute.

The philosophy of the Green Lantern Corps is justice, peace, order, sublime and great, and there is no fault in it. People on earth cannot resist this kind of thinking.

In addition, the Green Lantern Corps is number one in the entire universe in terms of technology, and people on earth, at least celebrities in the intellectual circles of the earth, will crazily worship us and praise us for everything.

Our intimidation of the witch Harley may even become a model of justice and strength.

We only send a small team to support the earth, and they can understand our great sentiment of sending the most elite team to help the earth when we are in danger.

In short, as long as the strength is strong enough and the signboard is bright enough, no matter what we do, some educated people on earth can give us the "most beautiful" explanation.

And often those people on Earth can still occupy the mainstream of public opinion. "

"What's the use of worshiping and praising people on earth? They don't have what we need." Xiaolan asked.

"Of course they do!" Apas said indifferently: "Even if it only makes the witch Harley uncomfortable, a little effort is worth it.

What's more, the earth itself is very special.

They are the only civilization in this universe that repelled the Darkseid invasion, and they also captured Brainiac, who was also a headache for the Green Lantern Corps.

These two incidents spread across the universe. Will other civilizations regard the earth as a new force in the universe?

Zhenglian is also like us, adhering to the concept of justice and peace. In the interstellar news, it is reporting that the Justice League almost wiped out its entire army in order to save Lalu Star.

Knowing that the supernova storm will arrive within 1 minute, Zhenglianming still stays on Lalu Star, standing with the billions of people of Lalu Star, and even temporarily abandons the capital city of the earth in the skull spaceship.

Almost everyone in the universe has praised Zhenglian and the Watcher of Injustice.

The people on earth are not only saving themselves this time, they are also acting chivalrously and eliminating harm for the people.

But saving Lalu and judging Brainiac should have been the responsibility of the Green Lantern Corps.

Many cosmic media clearly point out this point, and we cannot refute it.

Ion is not Green Lantern, everyone knows that.

If Zhenglian does more work for the Green Lantern Corps, then"

All the little blue people were silent.

Ganser said: "Apas, you are too worried. The status of the Green Lantern Corps was established in billions of years. How many cosmic superhero organizations have been born during this period?
No matter how prosperous they were, they eventually died and withered within a few decades.

Our greatest advantage is actually longevity and inheritance.

Even if the Green Lantern Corps disbands starting today, leaving the universe to the Justice League.

Thousands of years later, they become ashes, and the Guardians of the Universe are still the Guardians of the Universe.

Sprinkle 3600 rings into the universe, 3600 green lights gather in Oa within a day, and the legion is still a legion. "

"Ganther is right. We have too much advantage. No matter how aggressive and flat we are in the face of our competitors, we will always win," Scarface said.

"I understand what you're saying. I'm just suggesting to pay a little attention to the earth to strengthen the connection with Zhenglian and the earth. After all, there is only one witch Harley in billions of years." Apas said.

"The witch Harley is indeed a wonderful flower. The key point is that she is a mage and can live forever." A little blue person agreed.

"If she keeps relying on the power of the ring of lights, she wastes her magic cultivation, resulting in her magic realm being too low, and she dies within a hundred years. From a long-term perspective, it will actually be good for us?" a little blue man murmured.

"This" the little blue people were dumbfounded.

"Don't think about it, the 'Cain's Curse' imposed on her by Satan, even if she is still only a magic apprentice, she will never die, she is a big thief." Ganser said lightly.

"Satan." Gurion suddenly said, "Is the parallax monster gone?"

"Only a wisp of remnant soul escaped from hell, and most of the source was swallowed by the witch Harley." Apas said coldly.

"Where did you escape?" Gurion continued to ask.

"According to the energy response of the emotional spectrum, it probably falls in the antimatter universe." Apas said.

Ganser's indifferent expression became serious: "We don't need Parallax, but we can't let it fall into the hands of others.

You should all remember the prophecy about our fate in the "Book of Oa"-one day, both the Green Lantern Corps and the Guardians of the Universe will be destroyed by the host of the parallax monster.

Before, I was worried that the destroyer in the prophecy was the witch Harley, and the witch's escape from the central energy battery was the beginning of the prophecy, so I persuaded you to immediately agree to the settlement agreement guaranteed by Stranger."

"We should go to the antimatter universe." Scarface said.

Apas said: "The antimatter universe is very dangerous, you can send Lanterns there."

Central City, the headquarters of the Rogue Gang hidden in a remote warehouse in the old city. It is said to be the headquarters, but it is actually Captain Cold’s former den. An old warehouse of 400 square meters, with a few broken sofas, a large color TV, and an area of ​​[-] square meters the experimental area.

At this time, Captain Boomerang is drinking beer and playing darts with Heat Wave.

Captain Cold is crouching on the experimental bench modifying his own freezing gun.

Several other people nestled on the sofa watching TV and playing with their mobile phones.

".Saving tens of billions of interstellar refugees, will it violate my previous beliefs and feel awkward? What kind of problem is this? I am indeed not a hero in the traditional sense, but I am not a pervert.

When I was on Earth, I asked my team not to kill people, not to hurt innocent people, or even fly high (ps).

Like the captain, I am a 'human hero' with slightly flawed morals."

"That bastard Sam again?" Heat Wave threw away the dart and shouted to the magic flute who was watching videos on the sofa.

"You still can't hear his voice?" The magic flute head didn't lift.

"Mother Falk, when did the Rogue Gang become his team? Returning to the heroes of the human race, I am!

The guy who steals the ass of the waitress every time he goes to get a hamburger at the fast food joint is the worst guy on our team.

How dare you brag about your 'moral flaws' in front of the people of Earth now, Falk! " Heat Wave cursed.

"It's not Earth, he's being interviewed by an alien TV station. Well, he's deceiving the people of the galaxy." Magic Flute said sourly.

"I've been trying not to touch my phone for two days, and even when it's turned on, I never watch puppy videos or other news.

I don't want to see Sam's smug face, I don't want to hear his bragging! "

The weather wizard glanced at the magic flute in the green cloak, "You are also sick, and you are looking for his videos to watch."

The Magic Flute continued to stare at the video, "Put yourself in his role, and imagine that I was the one who received the 'Hero Order' from the General of the Five Rings that day, and now I am the one who is talking about the name of the alien and being admired and cheered by countless people on earth. Being human is me, and it feels different.”

"Shit, isn't this too luscious?" the trickster scolded.

Heat Lang took out his mobile phone, opened the news website casually, and found dozens of interviews.

"Not to mention, it feels really different!" He said with a satisfied face.

"Really?" The captain of the boomerang was dubious, and picked up his Tiantangshan mobile phone.

After a while, "Hahaha, I'm so awesome."

"Shua—" The window glass mirror light flashed, and the mirror image master in silver nano uniform jumped into the warehouse hall, and saw all the friends staring at the mobile phone with weird smiles on their faces.

"You——" Mirror Master walked a few steps, heard his own voice in the video, and couldn't help feeling angry, "Are you laughing at me?"

"Who—shit, Sam?" Captain Cold was taken aback, saw who was coming, quickly turned off the phone, and said with an embarrassed expression: "Hey, guys, hero Sam is back!"

"Oh, Sam, you're back, why didn't you call ahead?"

"Sam, your battle uniform is so handsome!"

"Sam, I haven't seen you for a few days. You seem to have gained weight? Is the alien food delicious? Did you bring some back?"

"What were you doing just now?" Sam asked sullenly.

"Uh, I didn't do anything, I was just watching the news." Everyone's eyes flickered, and they faltered.

"I know you're watching my news, and I saw you laughing and mocking. Fortunately, I brought gifts for each of you from hundreds of light-years away." Sam said angrily.

"Sam, I swear, we really didn't mock you. Well, at least when I just watched the video, no."

Captain Ice was originally serious and swearing, but then, he remembered that they had indeed ridiculed him before, and his expression couldn't help being embarrassed.

Several teammates tried to appease them, and finally exposed the matter.

"Why did you come back suddenly? Didn't you say there will be a congressional dinner tonight?" Heat Wave asked.

"Not only tonight, but also various interviews, invitations, and award ceremonies. There are too many events. The other party is either a celebrity of the universe, or the president, or a congressman. There is no way to refuse. The schedule is half a month away.

Alas, being a cosmic legend is too tiring, more tiring than fighting Brainiac for [-] rounds. "Master Mirror Image sighed.

——Do you really have the face to say, who did you fight for a round in the whole operation?

The gangster gang complained in their hearts.

"Why are you always being interviewed and attending events, and Harley Quinn didn't even show up a few times?" Captain Ice asked strangely.

 PS: The Rogue Gang is indeed a clean stream in the DC super villain organization. Their gang rules are stricter than most ordinary social associations.

  For example, you can't kill, you can't poison, you can't betray your teammates
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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