I'm going to have a fight with Superman

Chapter 75 Constantine Online
According to the description in the "Exorcism Ritual" publicly sold by the church, this should be one of the lowest demons, the Horned Dog Demon.

It seems that the "spiritual wanderer" is not lying, he is really a quantum magician.Actually through the Internet, the devil was summoned to my house!
Harry understood this, and his mouth was a little bitter.

The exorcism ceremony she had been thinking about could finally begin.

But seeing such a bizarre scene, she is a little bit like Lord Ye and the dragon.

"It's too much of a pretense, I should at least listen to the rover and prepare holy water and a cross in advance - well, I have a cross!"

"Ouch!" The dog demon who cut off his lips, split his mouth to the base of his ear, and was able to insert a mouthful, whistling a wicked wind, rushing towards the cranky Harry.

Facing this blow, Harry was stunned for a moment.

Because the movement is slower than expected, she can easily capture the movement trajectory of the other party.

Subconsciously, she jumped in place and kicked her left foot up from the bottom.

The whole process is as clear as slow motion, and Harley kicks the dog demon in the jaw with precision.

"Oh!"

The long mouth slammed shut, and the black teeth that were sharp like a small dagger even pierced the lower jaw, and the Cracked Dog Demon flew back again.

"So weak? The speed and strength are not as good as that of the fighting master Ma Long."

Harry was delighted, took out a baseball bat from the storage compartment under the counter, and took the initiative to greet him.

"Bang!" The rip dog that came whistling was knocked into the air again, like a baseball.

The brain shrunk down a piece.

The living room was cramped, and Harry simply threw away the baseball bat, dodged the third frantic pounce, and stretched out his right hand in a lightning-fast manner, grabbing its hind legs.

With a hard toss, "BOOM!"

The floor shook.

Before it could whimper, Harley stuck her left hand on its neck and pressed her to the ground, her right hand clenched her fist, like a hammer, punching after punch, hitting the dog demon's head.

"Boom bang bang - bang!"

After only three punches, the head, which had been smashed by the baseball, burst open.

Harry looked a little dumbfounded at the blood-stained hands.

"Dead? Huh—"

She lowered her head, the cross on her chest became warm, and through the sweater, there seemed to be a faint golden glow.

"Ding dong, ding dong" constantly refreshed the message on the computer screen at the counter, awakening the stunned Harry.

Then, she noticed that the electric bars were no longer flickering, and that the world had shaken off the black and white decay and returned to color.

"Shit, the corpse is melting?!"

The "underworld" world receded, and the dog demon could no longer exist in the material world, and began to melt into corpse water at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Harry really wanted to leave something behind, not to mention the spoils, at least he could act in front of Bruce and Kitten in the future.

She quickly took off the big cross on her neck and used it as a dagger to cut the small horns of the dog demon.

She didn't know why she did this, obviously the cross was not sharp.

Strange things happened.

She used a big cross to slash and cut, and actually pryed a small horn from the broken skull, and the horn on the other side was like a baby-faced ice cream on a summer window sill, which had melted into a stinky juice.

It stinks.

Harry washed his hands and horns with running water, and mopped the floor with a bucket, but there was always a strong smell that was worse than the smelly feet that Linna hadn't washed for a week.

While pinching her nose and suffering, she suddenly thought of the holy water of the chapel—the spring water that was added with salt and blessed by "Sister Diana", and put it in the entrance. Draw a cross.

It must be explained that this holy water was not created by Harry with a slap on the forehead.

She had recipes and ingredients provided by the Anglican Church—spring water from an unknown mountain and holy salt that smelled of herbs.

Add salt to the water in proportion.

Then there is the blessing of the priest - put in Harley's cross and recite a verse asking for God's blessing.

This is not a complete ceremony, and only after many believers have "fed", it is the "exorcism holy water" recognized by the church.

Well, it is said to be able to exorcise.

How effective it is depends on the will and belief of the priest who uses it.

"呲呲呲" had been touched by the church members with some turbid liquid, and when it was splashed on the ground where the dog demon corpse water flowed, tiny "soap bubbles" immediately appeared.

The foul odor gradually faded and finally disappeared.

"Holy shit, the holy water that my fake nun blessed also works?!"

Halle looked at her own cross, which might have been working silently.

After cleaning up the odor, Harry pulled out a Coke bottle from the trash, rinsed it with tap water, and put the rest of the holy water in it, and put it in the freezer.

After all this was done, she sat back in front of the computer again.

Spirit Realm Wanderer is still online, but he hasn't sent a message for more than ten minutes, but he has accumulated seventy or eighty unread messages before.

"Hey, nun, what are you doing, how did you make the ceremony complete?"

There are countless "?" and anxious emoji behind it.

"God, the ceremony is completed, and the devil has responded to the call, nun, you lied to me before, right? You haven't exorcised the devil at all?"

"Hey, nun, are you dead? Shit, what are you pretending to be a Muggle? What are you going to do now?"

"Damn, why doesn't the nun have a camera!!" (ps)

"Omg, this time I randomly summoned the most terrifying second-ring demon, the Horned Dog Demon! The nun is dead, my God, why are you pretending to be an exorcist nun!!!!"

What followed was whining, cursing, and a small amount of self-blame.

"What are you calling, it's so noisy!" with an impatient look.

"What? Sister, are you not dead??" Add an excited expression.

"I'm just a horned dog demon, but I'm a nun warrior who broke San Gong's head." In order to show that she was indifferent, Harry didn't send an emoji.

The other side was silent for a while.

"I don't believe that you've seen San Gong, mortals can't look directly at that kind of existence, but you can kill the horned dog demon. Although it took a long time and experienced a hard fight, it's not bad."

"You saw 'hard fight' in that eye? I smashed its head with three punches. The reason for the delay is because I have to clean up and deal with the devil's horns."

"You are bragging!" The other party seemed very excited and sent several messages in succession.

"Devils who enter the material world can only be expelled, not killed."

"The devil's horns are hard to preserve!

For hundreds of years, the demons summoned by the wizard have added up to fill the Staples Arena (the home of the Lakers), but there are only a handful of demon horns on the market.

Unless you have a special demon summoning circle.

But the Horned Dog Demon was summoned by me, the most common demon summoning, and the sacrifice was only a cat. "

"Look at what this is." Harry took a picture with a Sony camera and sent it.

"Well, it looks decent, but unfortunately you can't deceive me."

"Look carefully at the pattern on it! Or, is this the first time you've seen the real thing?"

Harry made a look of contempt and went over.

"This" the rover was a little uncertain. "I know a great exorcist, an Englishman. Would you mind if I send him the photo?"

"You've proven your quantum magic, and I'd love for you and your friends to join my little circle," Harry boasted.

After a while, someone asked to add friends.

The name is very strange, actually called "mucosal".

Before Harry could say a word, the mucous membrane made a direct statement, wanting to buy her devil horns.

"Are you sure it's real?"

Halle is a little strange, the quantum magician didn't recognize it before.

"Of course, I'm an expert, and I recognize it at a glance. Is $200 okay?"

"Since you are an expert, you should understand its rarity. How can you say $200?"

"It's not rare, it's just that it's difficult for ordinary people to kill demons, and the horns of low-level demons are useless by themselves." Mucous membrane said.

"It's useless, what do you want?"

"Since you are an expert, I am not lying. Devil horns can make dead people talk, which is very cool and can be regarded as a powerful tool for picking up girls.

As Britain's No. [-] exorcist, I have to make a name for myself, understand? "

understood.

I also need to pretend to make a name for myself, and I won't sell it for any money.

"Let the rover summon a few more demons, and you will kill and take the horns." Harry said.

"That will cause the backlash of hell, God, are you just getting started? Didn't you say you are a veteran?"

Harry was a little embarrassed. It was easy to overuse it, but difficult to cheat in person, especially when the other party was a veteran.

"I'm a nun, I've only ever exorcised demons, how can I take the initiative to summon demons?!!!"

Harley wanted to open her voice so that the other party could hear her righteousness and righteousness.

"Let's chat in the group!" At this moment, the rover sent a message.

"Don't pretend to be a master, we are all self-learners of magic, and even apprentices are reluctant.

There is no inheritance, and there are limitations to what we know, so we are looking for like-minded people on the Internet. "

This is an honest statement.

"OK, you pull me in." Harry said.

"You have to use your real name after joining the group, do you agree?" the rover asked.

"You have hacked into my computer, and you still don't know my identity?"

"Well, if you don't agree, I won't reveal your identity to them."

As soon as he entered the group, Harry was stunned.

There are not many people, including her, there are only seven people, but she actually knows one of them.

John Constantine!

"Constantine, are you an Englishman 'mucosal'?"

Brits, Constantine, [-]% don't have to run.

"Do you know what the mucous membranes stand for?" Constantine asked.

"Is there something wrong with your brain mucosa?" Harry spit out.

"I don't even know about the famous Mucosa Band, they are ignorant and ignorant Americans." Constantine laughed.

"Come on, John, there are a few stupid Americans here! And your Mucous Band has long since disbanded, and from its inception to the end, it has only released a single single." Judith said.

The mucous membrane is Constantine, the spiritual roamer is Richie, and there are Judith, Chas, Benjamin, and Gary (ps).

Chas, Benjamin and Gary are not online.

Judith was very enthusiastic. Through her introduction, Halle had a general understanding of the occupations and current conditions of several people.

Constantine and Chas are good friends since childhood. They formed a band called "Mucosa" when they were young. Constantine is still the lead singer.

They often perform in nightclubs and bars, but unfortunately their talents are limited, and they are gradually unable to get jobs. The members go their separate ways, and the band announces that they are disbanding.

Judith's family is relatively wealthy, has a leisurely job, and is keen to collect all kinds of meditation methods.

Ritchie is an engineer working on his own quantum magic using the company's equipment while at work.

Gary is similar to Constantine, a musician, an amateur wizard.

　(ps: It is difficult for people in 2021 to imagine a computer without a camera, but in 2005, desktop computers had to install their own cameras, but notebooks often had their own cameras.

　　At this time, the office computer that Halle was using was a standard desktop computer provided by the Anglican Church. She had to install the camera herself. Halle did not install it, nor did she even have a headset or microphone.

　　Therefore, "Quantum Magician" hacked her computer, but could not see or see the situation on her side.

　　Friends who have read the comics, you can probably see that this is Zha Kang's Newcastle team (dead team), and they haven't been assembled yet. )
　　
　
(End of this chapter)