This Northern Song Dynasty is a bit weird

Chapter 1 Alien in the world
"Sir, please have a drink."

A half-broken white porcelain bowl stood obliquely and placed it in front of Lu Sen.

Although the white porcelain bowl was broken, it was very clean.

The water in the bowl is clear and transparent, with a sweet taste.

This is well water.

Lu Sen could smell it. When he was a child, he used to drink sweet well water in his hometown. It tasted better than any mineral water or distilled water!

After taking the half bowl of water, Lu Sen took a sip, feeling that his thirsty throat that was about to become scorched finally felt much better.

Breathing comfortably, Lu Sen looked at the person standing in front of him who handed him the water before.

a beggar.

Thin arms and thin legs, black, dry, black and thin, with an unhealthy khaki color in the eyes, the whole person looks like he is suffering from long-term malnutrition syndrome.

The other party was wearing tattered, yellow and black old bungee uniforms that were still out of line, covered with dense patches, and I don't know how many generations have been passed down.

The beggar's face looked quite young, probably no more than 20 years old.

He bent slightly and saw Lu Sen's gaze moved to him, with a flattering smile on his face, and his waist was even more bent.

"Thank you for the water."

Lu Sen handed the broken bowl back.

"Don't dare to be a son, thank you, I don't dare to be." The beggar smiled foolishly, took the porcelain bowl with both hands, and then took two steps back slowly, before asking cautiously, "Master, do you still need an errand? "

Lu Sen was a little surprised, then he patted his chest and said with a smile, "Is it appropriate for you to look at my fancy clothes?"

The beggar lowered his head slightly, and said almost in a reverent manner: "It's suitable, but it's a servant like me, and I'm not qualified to run errands for the son."

Lu Sen frowned slightly when he heard this.

The beggar in front of him is really 'motivated'. In order to stop being a beggar, even someone of unknown origin like himself must be recognized as the master.

It seems that he is afraid of being hungry, afraid of being poor, and afraid of being bullied.

Lu Sen looked at each other thoughtfully.

The place where the two were at this time was at the end of an alley.

There are low and dilapidated wooden houses around, the road is a loess trail, and most of the people walking around are also pale yellow in skin and wearing short combat uniforms full of patches.

The two of them stayed here, very conspicuous. Everyone who passed by would notice them, and even looked at them subconsciously. Then, looking shocked, they immediately looked away and left in a hurry.

The reason is simple, Lu Sen dresses too strangely.

The short sleeves and shorts that seem to be similar to the bunts of the local residents are completely different in nature.

The lower body is pure black shorts, clean and new.There are no patches, it looks very thick, and there are as many pockets as Kuhaha, but its stitches are dense and well-proportioned, and the craftsmanship is extremely high. In the words of experts, it is luxurious and restrained.

The pure white upper body silk blouse is as white as it is made of snow.There is also a big skull embroidered on the front chest, the black and white Q version, very cute.

But in the eyes of these people around, it is not such a feeling, only fright.

Those who dare to tattoo human skulls on their clothes are either ruthless or alien.

Who dares to mess with?

Who dares to look around?

Not to mention that Lu Sen has fine skin and tender flesh, and his skin is better than most girls.

This is not a person who can be raised by a poor family.

Absolutely extraordinary.

When encountering such a person, ordinary people are not qualified to move up, and they can hide as far as they can, so as to avoid any unfortunate right and wrong.

At this time, the beggar became nervous when he saw that Lu Sen had been thinking and didn't speak.

Taking the initiative to go up, give the young boy in front of him a bowl of water, and salivate that he wants to be a servant of others, this is the greatest courage this beggar can muster in this life.

It was just a natural intuition that told the beggar that this might be his only chance in this life.

The only chance to get close to a big man and talk to him.

So, even though he was afraid, he did not run away, and even though he was frightened, he did not retreat.

Lu Sen came back to his senses from his meditation, looked at the beggar who seemed to be terrified, and asked gently, "What's your name?"

"Everyone calls me... me." The beggar let out a long sigh of relief when he saw that Lu Sen finally spoke, and he didn't look unhappy: "Black Pillar."

Lu Sen looked up and down the man, it was indeed dark and tall, and it seemed reasonable to call him Heizhuzi.

"But it's just a nickname." Lu Sen sat on the gravel pier beside the dirt road, under the shade of a tree, his porcelain-white face was very obvious and eye-catching in the dark, and there was nothing on his skin. Flaws, so perfect that it seems to have a taste of inhuman fireworks: "You should have a name and a surname."

The young beggar bowed his head in inferiority, as if he dared not look at the boy's face again: "The villain is not... I am a beggar since I am sensible, and others call me Heizhu."

Then he raised his head and looked at Lu Sen expectantly: "Master, can you get one for the villain?"

It's not difficult to give a person a name, but as long as you give a surname and a first name, it means that the person will follow you in the future by default.

I am alone, with no place to live, nothing to eat or drink, I seem to be unable to support myself, can I afford this responsibility?

Lu Sen hesitated.

The beggar waited quietly, not daring to take a breath.He knew that whether he could break away from his identity as a beggar, and whether he could no longer be displaced, depended on whether the young man in front of him was willing to take him in.

After waiting for a while, when the beggar was quite nervous, Lu Sen stood up, patted his body, and said, "Name is very important to a person, I'm not qualified to help you right now, but I will. Find a way to ask someone who is respected and respected to give you a name. So now you can call Heizhu first."

Black Pillar is extremely lost.

When he thinks about it, this is because the young master in front of him has refused his refuge. The so-called finding someone to name himself in the future should be just a euphemism.

As a beggar born and raised in the capital city of Bian, Heizhu has been begging around the city for more than ten years and has seen many big people.

There are romantic talents, there are important officials of the court, and even during the festivals, they have seen the figures of officials from a distance.

However, these are still the realm of ordinary people.

But the boy in front of him was really different.

Hei Zhu still remembered that about an hour ago, he ate a rancid Hei Wo Wo Tou, his stomach was three-thirds full, and he was sitting here in the shade.

Suddenly there was a strange wind surging next to him, and there was a piercing noise, and then in broad daylight, the young man in front of him suddenly appeared.

Without warning, people just stood there.

A real big change.

At first, Hei Zhu thought he had hit an evil spirit, so he was frightened and hid away.

But the human instinct of curiosity still drove him to turn back again and hide to observe this strange person who suddenly appeared.

Later, he found that the man who appeared suddenly, although dressed strangely and even had short hair, was really handsome and gentle, like a scholar.The most important thing is that there is a shadow under this person's feet, which means that the other person is not a ghost.

It's not a ghost... but it can greatly change a living person. This is either a successful mage or an alien.

Hei Zhu looked at the young boy and looked left and right with a bewildered expression. He even walked out of the alley for a short distance, and finally turned back and sat on the stone steps by the roadside.

At the same time, he muttered to himself in confusion.

Heizhu was far away, only vaguely heard some inexplicable words such as 'dump truck', 'lightning crack', 'how did you wear it', 'gold finger'.

I can understand every word, but I don't understand what it means.

This is probably the spell of a mage or an alien.

Later, Hei Zhu also discovered that this young man who suddenly appeared was very confused, and even showed a helpless wry smile from time to time, as if he was very troubled.

He hid and watched for nearly two hours, and found that the young man was just sitting there motionless, patronizing in a daze.

It can even be seen that this young man is already very thirsty, but he has no intention of getting up and looking for water.

This is growing up being served by others, and there is no one around, so you are not used to it?

Heizhu suddenly thought, if he got together at this time and asked for an errand to run errands, would he be able to get a place to stand?

Moreover, even if this young man has no money, no wealth, and no long things, but the other party can appear out of thin air, this is obviously a person with great ability, and clinging to him is definitely better than begging on the street alone.

A beggar who is alone, has a hard life, and is always bullied.

Especially other irrelevant beggars, from time to time rely on others to bully themselves.It was a trivial matter to be chased to change places to beg for food, and a few times I was almost beaten to death by someone from a certain beggar gang.

Every time I lie in the corner of the alley for two or three days before I can get up, thanks to his hard life.

After being almost killed several times, Heizhu understood a truth.

It is very difficult for a person to live in this prosperous Bianjing city, or to live in this world.

He also thought about joining other beggar gangs, but no one wanted him, instead he was beaten a few times.

He left with a bruised face.

Since the beggars don't want to be themselves, they will find other people.

Unfortunately, this is just a fancy.Ordinary people's own family is not rich. In case of a disaster year, it is estimated that they will not be able to eat enough. How can they take in a beggar of unknown origin.

And those wealthy families have their own thugs and nurses. His unkempt appearance will be beaten away by the guards who guard the door before he even gets close to other people's doors.

As for blocking the road... that's even more impossible. If you haven't approached, it is estimated that it will be forked away by the big man's nursing home.

But now, a young man who has no nursing home and no errands is sitting in front of him, and there is no one waiting by his side.

If you don't grasp this great opportunity, it is estimated that there will never be again in the future.

So Heizhu turned into a small yard nearby. The family went to a relative's house outside the city a few days ago, and will not come back for the time being.

There is a sweet well in this yard.

He first washed his hands with well water, wiped his face clean, and washed the bowl for begging even more spotless before scooping half a bowl of well water over with a broken bowl.

He managed to talk to the young man, and expressed his desire to be a servant in a moody mood.

Then it was declined.

Also, what kind of servant does the big man want? If you throw a little money, you can buy ten or eight girls to serve as servants in the government. How can you think of yourself as a beggar.

Holding the tattered porcelain bowl in both hands, Hei Zhu turned around and was about to leave.

But at this time, he suddenly heard the young man in front of him say: "Heizhu, where are you going? Come here, I have something to ask you."

Hei Zhu was stunned for a moment, his eyes shining brightly, he turned his head and wiped his eyes with the back of his hand, then trotted up and happily replied, "Lang Jun, what do you want to ask?"

Although Hei Zhu had never read a book and had been wandering and begging since childhood, he also knew that as long as he became a slave, he should call the master who was young and unmarried and had children as Lang Jun.

"Is there any place in this city that is more secluded, there are few people coming and going, and there are trees growing, and if the trees are cut down, no one will make trouble." Lu Sen folded his arms, raised his head and thought for a while, and continued. : "Those trees, it's better to be taller."

Hei Zhu thought for a while, then bent down and said respectfully, "There really is such a place, Lang Jun, the villain will take you there."

"Excuse me." Lu Sen said with a smile.

"Lang Jun, you are too polite, the villain can't afford it."

So, the black pillar has been leading the way.

Out of the alley, into the street.

The Bian capital is prosperous. Even around noon in the dog days, it is extremely hot, and the streets are densely filled with people.

Of course, most of the people walking on the streets at this time were civilians or hard-working people wearing bunts.

Occasionally, there are women with white paper umbrellas and very eye-catching appearances, who are flamboyant and flamboyant.

At first glance, it was the young lady on the painting boat who came out to buy powder while she was free at noon.

Heizhu bent slightly and walked in front.

It would be strange if in the past, dressed in the appearance of a beggar like him, dared to walk on the street, not walking against the corner, blocking people's way, and not being beaten and thrown into the corner.

But this time is different, almost everyone will subconsciously retreat two steps away wherever they go.

Hei Zhu is very clear that these people are not making way for themselves, but making way for the prince behind him.

After all, Lu Sen has short hair, either a monk or a Taoist.The social status of both is quite high.

And his dress is really too weird.

The black and white human skull pattern is on the front of the shirt, and even the rebellious subjugation demon would not dare to do so.

Walking all the way, the pedestrians on the street looked at Lu Sen curiously, and then looked away in a little panic.

On both sides of the street, there were many shops, and the guys stood at the door and shouted loudly about business.

Green tiles and white walls, red pavilion cornices.

Those young ladies who just woke up, yawned sleepily, put their white jade arms on the red fence, gently shook the small white fan, and leaned halfway against the fence, facing the passers-by below, bewitching. She smiled and shouted: "The little man over there is here, the slave family wants to kill you!"

Then there are young people with anger, or men with weapons on their backs, who are suspected of being from the rivers and lakes, swallowed their saliva, and walked into the store.

The black column led the way, and after turning four times, the pedestrians on the road became less and less, and the street became smaller and smaller, and finally it was so narrow that only one person could pass.

After another big turn, I came to a wall.

This wall is very long, and it seems that there is no edge in sight. It looks a bit worn out. There are many tall trees inside the wall.

Heizhu walked for a while in front, and saw a big gap in the front wall.He stood in front of the gap and said, "Lang Jun, this is the place. There are tall trees in it."

"This seems to be someone else's backyard."

"It's okay." Hei Zhu shook his head and said, "The owner here doesn't mind someone coming in for logging or picking wild fruits, as long as you are really in trouble."

That's it!
Lu Sen walked into the yard through the gap.

The yard is very large, and Lu Sen estimates that it covers an area of ​​at least [-] acres.

Because the view is limited by the trees, it is difficult to see the whole picture of the yard.

Since we don't mind logging here, Lu Sen intends to try his own abilities.

He walked to a tree closest to him, looked up for a while, raised his right hand to make a fist, and lightly hammered the tree trunk.

Heizhu looked at it, a little strange.

But he didn't say anything, there must be a reason for Lang Jun to do things.

Lu Sen continued to hammer the tree trunk with more force.

When the force was so strong that Lu Sen began to frown, a vision appeared in the trunk.

A cobweb-like white crack appeared where it was struck, about the size of a washbasin.

Lu Sen stopped hammering.

These white lines slowly retreated and disappeared after a few seconds.

Lu Sen smiled and continued to hammer the trees with the same force.

One, two... five, six.White spider silk-like cracks spread along the trunk.

Soon the whole tree was covered.

Tenth time!
Lu Sen's fist has begun to ooze blood.

But at this moment, the whole big tree suddenly cracked and turned into pieces of light fragments.

In the end, it turned into fifty or so pale yellow squares, all of which fell.

It landed on the ground, making a sound like a drum beat.

No messy branches and leaves fell, and no terrifying momentum when a tree fell.

There are only scattered wooden blocks on the ground.

And a large stump with a smooth cut.

Lu Sen waved his hand again, and all the wooden blocks turned into streaks of golden streamers that did not penetrate into the palm of his heart.

Heizhu was shaking with excitement.

Sure enough, his own Langjun is a person with great ability!

Did not follow the wrong person.

(End of this chapter)