This Northern Song Dynasty is a bit weird

Chapter 337 Unrestrained Human Race Patriarchs
Invite the Queen Mother of the West under the hibiscus tree and let Pang Meier entertain her first. After all, Pang Meier is more ladylike and is better at such occasions.

And Yang Jinhua went back to the warehouse, on the one hand, to get some delicious food for Queen Mother Xi, such as fruit wine, honey wine, flat peaches, etc. that were brewed before.

When she asked the generals to pick up the things, Xianxian walked over and asked, "Why did you let her in?"

"Everyone has come to the front of the house, and I heard from the family just now that she seems to have been sitting at the entrance for a long time." Yang Jinhua whispered, even though she was far away from the hibiscus tree viewing platform on the top of the peak, she Still worried that the Queen Mother of the West would hear her voice: "Normally speaking, if it is hostile, it should not be so open and aboveboard, and it will not wait for the master's house for a long time."

After thinking for a while, Xianxian said, "You are right. Besides, she is the Queen Mother of the West, so there should be no need to lie to us juniors about this."

Yang Jinhua rubbed her forehead, then smiled calmly and said: "Besides, I just suddenly thought that Queen Mother Xi should be very weak now, otherwise she wouldn't just wait outside the door. It seems that there are still begging our officials."

When Xianxian heard the words, her eyes lit up: "It makes sense. I was too worried just now, and I didn't think of this."

"I also suddenly realized it."

After all, Yang Jinhua has been on the battlefield and seen big scenes, so it is easier to calm down than Xianxian when things happen.

Xianxian breathed a sigh of relief: "This way I will have confidence in my heart."

But Yang Jinhua suddenly thought of one thing, and hurriedly confessed: "Go secretly to the back mountain and let Jingji and Ai Ya hide."

Ai Ya, the world tree, was supposed to be planted in the back mountain, but in Huaxia, she is a bit unaccustomed to the environment, and the whale is using spiritual energy to help her 'reform', so it has not been planted yet, and it is still a 'potted plant' state, and hidden in the back mountain, there is no aura output.

Therefore, in the eyes of Queen Mother Xi, there is only one hibiscus tree in the system gate.

At this time, the Queen Mother of the West was standing under the hibiscus tree, looking up at the crown of the tree covering the sky above.

A few green ball-shaped dryads jumped around her.

It could be seen that these little dryads liked Queen Mother Xi very much.

"These hibiscus trees were occupied by the golden crow back then." The Queen Mother of the West showed a nostalgic look: "Then I stayed in Kunlun Mountain for a long time. Under the evolution of heaven, the golden bird disappeared, and the hibiscus tree became a thing of the human race. After that After a while, the aura outside is gone, and it’s been a long sleep for thousands of years, and the sea has changed."

Pang Meier heard it in a daze.

She can be regarded as a talented woman, but these things like "heavenly secrets" are incomprehensible.

The Queen Mother of the West found a stone bench and sat down, and said slowly: "Your man is very capable, this kind of method of the cave that can be manifested in the world is really extraordinary."

Pang Meier was quite proud, showing a sweet smile.

At this time, the Queen Mother of the West was already a young girl.

After staying in Hangzhou for more than a year, she absorbed the traces of aura that escaped from the system door, her strength was slowly recovering, and her body was slowly 'growing'.

She was wearing a small animal skin jacket, which only covered her chest, and a tiger skin skirt was wrapped around her waist, leaving the rest exposed.

It stands to reason that such a dress will give people a sense of uncivilized, even very indecent.

However, Queen Mother Xi was dressed like this, but no one dared to say anything.

Unlike the dignified and courteous Queen Mother, who is dressed in gorgeous clothes, the Queen Mother of the West is a spirit demon and a born witch, so it is normal to dress like this.

In fact, to put it bluntly, it is still strength.

If you are strong, you are justified, if you are weak, you deserve it.

If an unknown little demon was dressed like this, any righteous person and practitioner would dare to shout: "Bold monster, dare to break my Taoist heart."

But the Queen Mother of the West dressed like this, which is natural and natural, and only the prostitutes can see prostitution.

Pang Meier is the same now, seeing Queen Mother Xi's attire, she dare not have any opinion.

"Your Majesty, please use." Pang Meier carefully placed the honey prepared earlier on the table.

Queen Mother Xi took the glazed bottle, sniffed it a few times, then sighed, then narrowed her eyes: "It tastes good, better than the honey I've ever had before."

"Thank you for your favor."

Queen Mother Xi licked her lips and said with a smile: "Don't call me Niangniang, call me Queen Mother Xi, my name has always been this. The word Niangniang is said to be the name of someone in Yaochi."

Pang Meier immediately said: "In my eyes, both of you are empresses."

Queen Mother Xi shook her head slightly, and then she looked at Bilian on her right.

Bilian has been looking at Queen Mother Xi, looking up and down, and nodding.

In a formal setting, this is considered a faux pas.

Pang Meier winked at Bi Lian, telling her to restrain herself.

But Bilian didn't notice, she was still looking at Queen Mother Xi.

"You have been looking at me for a long time, have you seen anything?" Queen Mother Xi asked Bilian with a smile.

In her voice, there were faint traces of spells.

Zhao Bilian immediately understood, and replied involuntarily: "Your Majesty, this dress, this figure! The officials definitely like it very much. I want to imitate one or two, so as to please the officials."

Pang Meier was stunned, and then reluctantly made a painful mask of 'spicy eyes'.

Zhao Bilian also realized her 'inappropriateness', she subconsciously covered her mouth.

But the Queen Mother of the West was not angry. She looked up to the sky and laughed, very heroic: "You little girl has eyesight. Back then, I don't know how many sages of your human race came to me to dance and courteously. Among them was Ji Xuanyuan. I was very impressed. Shen, she dances well, but unfortunately she is a bit old and has no interest."

Pang Meier's scalp felt numb.

Can this kind of ancient secrets be heard by a little girl like her?
"Come here, I'll teach you two tricks to make your man very happy." Queen Mother Xi waved to Zhao Bilian, and then waved to Jingwei: "Come here and listen, you're already at someone else's house, if you don't know how to serve others , what to do if you are driven away!"

At that moment Zhao Bilian and Jingwei walked over and listened to Queen Mother Xi explain how the beast race reproduced.

Pang Meier looked at the three people enjoying themselves happily, with extremely strange expressions on their faces.

Not long after, Yang Jinhua came up with fine wine and flat peaches.

She looked at Bilian and Jingwei who were half squatting in front of the Queen Mother of the West, and then looked at their surprised expressions, she was very puzzled.

But she still suppressed the doubts in her heart, put the glazed plate on the table, and said: "Your Majesty, it is not a respect to prepare a little thin wine. If the hospitality is not good, I still hope Haihan."

Queen Mother Xi's gaze fell on the plate, and she gasped, "You actually have flat peaches here?"

She grabbed one and ate it, with a strange expression on her face: "And the aura is very abundant, I don't know how it compares to Yaochi's."

Then she swallowed the flat peach into her stomach in a few mouthfuls, and in just a dozen or so breaths, her body opened up again, and the curve became more obvious.

"We don't know, it's all the supernatural powers of the officials."

"This is amazing." The Queen Mother of the West once again raised her evaluation of Lu Sen: "Whether it is a flat peach tree stolen from Yaochi, or cultivated by myself with aura, it is a great thing."

She wants to see Lu Sen even more now, this man who can be actively fed by luck may really be the "vitality" in the Luoshu hexagram.

And at this moment, Bilian suddenly raised her head and said, "The official is back."

Everyone at the system door looked up and found that the aircraft was slowly descending, all beaming with joy.

Lu Sen jumped out of the aircraft and was about to greet his wives and concubines when he saw Queen Mother Xi sitting in front of him.

He was a little curious, this was the first time that Yang Jinhua brought outsiders to such an internal 'core' place.

This girl's dress is also strange... There is a kind of wild and extreme beauty.

Lu Sen clasped his fists and asked, "It turns out that a distinguished guest came to the door, sorry."

Queen Mother Xi stood up and walked around Lu Sen with surprise in her eyes: "You are not human!"

When the others heard this, they were all stunned.

Lu Sen was also taken aback, with a weird expression: "Little lady, I'm not a human, could it be that I'm a demon?"

"Of course you're not a demon, you don't smell like a demon." Queen Mother Xi turned back to Lu Sen: "But you're not human either, you don't smell like a human."

Lu Sen felt that the girl's words were a bit difficult to understand, such a messy and demonic smell.

But he didn't think the other party was a fool.

From the other person's appearance, exposed skin, and temperament, it can be seen that this girl is definitely not a mortal.

Because in Lu Sen's view, the girl's skin was smooth and flawless, as white as the first snow, and she was at the same level as the four foxes.

And his three human wives are temporarily unable to reach this level.

In many cases, the health status of a person can be seen from his appearance.

Ultimate health and 'beauty' can only be achieved by non-human beings.

Lu Sen shook his head: "I am a human race."

"It doesn't matter if you consider yourself a human race." Queen Mother Xi waved her hand and said, "Let me tell you, I am Queen Mother West of Kunlun Mountain. I have something to talk to you about."

Lu Sen raised his eyebrows in surprise, but then he clasped his fists and said with a smile: "If you have eyes but don't know Mount Tai, welcome the Queen Mother of the West as your guest. Please sit down."

The Queen Mother of the West sat down again. She looked at Lu Sen left and right, and nodded with satisfaction: "You consider yourself a human race, so I will treat you as a human race first. You are not afraid of me!"

"Sincerely." Lu Sen said with a smile.

"I can tell if others are afraid." Queen Mother Xi pointed to the surrounding area: "Everyone here is more or less afraid of me. But you are not."

Lu Sen continued to laugh and said, "Your Majesty is kind, kind, and beautiful. She doesn't make people feel scared, but only makes people feel close."

"Hahaha, you are a good kid, and you have the legacy of the sages of the human race." The Queen Mother of the West patted the table happily, and continued: "Every one of your sages and sages of the human race, when they saw me, wanted to snatch me back to give birth to them , If I can’t beat it, I just want to sneak attack, and I never have a heart of panic. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have snatched such a huge territory from our witch clan, not bad.”

Lu Sen and the others had weird expressions, and none of them could laugh.

Dare to love the ancient sages...are they all so unrestrained?
(End of this chapter)