This Northern Song Dynasty is a bit weird

Chapter 347
In many ancient books, the Queen Mother of the West has been "deified". She is dignified, has the broad vision of the superior, and is synonymous with intelligence and rationality.

But in essence, the Queen Mother of the West is still a 'spirit demon' in essence.

From her point of view, it is normal for a 'leader' like Lu Sen to have many women.

So when she saw Feiyi and Guanguan, her first reaction was to ask if they helped Lu Sen warm his bed.

After all, this is related to her next 'layout'.

The two shook their heads, and Fei Yi said, "Not for the time being, but Guan Guan has made his position known. Lu...Master is also very suitable for the two of us, and it will not be a disadvantage to follow him."

After only knowing each other for two days, she is not used to calling Lu Sen her master.

"Then things will be a little troublesome." Xi Wangmu finished the roast chicken in a few mouthfuls, and sighed: "If he doesn't have a good relationship with us in Kunlun Mountain, I can't talk about some things."

Fei Yi smiled and said, "Besides the two of us, there are other sisters in Kunlun, many of whom are prettier than us."

"But there is a big problem with personality." Xi Wangmu sighed: "It is difficult to adapt to the world of the human race when you come out."

The Queen Mother of the West is already the most human among the ancient spirit monsters.

If you let Candle Dragon come out, it can destroy a city in just one day.

This is still in its unconscious state.

In fact, the Candle Dragon is not as powerful as it is written in the ancient books, but for today's human beings, it is still a terrifying creature like a natural disaster.

And Candle Dragon doesn't have much 'humanity' consciousness, it's not evil, it just doesn't care about human life or death.

It is impossible to let it outside.

Guan Guan said from the side: "The Kunlun Mountains are too short of spirit stones. My lord, how about we help you. I have read that there is a way to 'synthesize' spirit stones in the magical powers given by Master. I will divide them quietly. Give it to Kunlun Mountain, Master, he probably won't find out."

The Queen Mother of the West shook her head: "There's no need, it's not our Kunlun Mountain style to be sneaky. He treats us Wu Clan with sincerity, and he has never broken his promise since then. Naturally, we can't do anything wrong to him."

Fei Yi's expression was a little disappointed: "But we want to share the trouble with our superior."

The Wu tribe has been protected by the Queen Mother of the West for thousands of years, and almost all tribesmen are grateful to her, and Feiyi is no exception.

"It's okay, I'll think of other ways." The Queen Mother of the West smiled: "You are now the people of the system door, don't keep thinking about turning your arms to our Kunlun Mountain. Otherwise, our Kunlun Mountain will not look good."

When Fei Yi heard this, he sighed leisurely, quite sad.

Guan Guan suddenly said: "Actually, Your Majesty can think about yourself. If you become Master's man, won't he have a reason to help us when the Lujiashan Gate merges with Kunlun Mountain in the future?"

"Actually, I have considered this matter before." The Queen Mother of the West said generously: "But after many considerations, I found that it is not practical."

Fei Yi asked, "Why?"

"Although I am called the lord by you, the main reason is that I am much stronger than all of you." Queen Mother Xi slowly explained: "But I am also a woman. Once I have a man, I will naturally be dominated by a man. At that time, I will not have much thought. It is not the best policy to take care of the Kunlun Mountains and forget about it.”

Fei Yi finally understood: "No wonder Your Majesty chose us relatively weak clan members who can control our emotions better."

"Okay, I won't chat with you any more, lest people in the system gate have bad thoughts." Queen Mother Xi waved to the two of them: "I'm going to find Lu Sen, you guys have fun."

The two bowed to each other, and continued shopping after waiting for the Queen Mother of the West to disappear.

Both of them are now wearing normal human women's clothing.

Although the clothes are very tight and dignified, but because of their 'status', the two of them insisted on wearing the skirt to give off a demonic feeling.

It attracted the attention of many people.

They actually went shopping yesterday, Kunkun and Yaoyao took them both.

Now that I am familiar with it, I will come out by myself.

Everything in the world is very new to them, no matter how they look at it, they will never get tired of it, and no matter how they play, they will be happy.

The two of them were strolling around, but they suddenly looked to the front left at the same time, there was a beautiful woman walking around with a little boy.

The reason why they looked at the woman was because both of them felt a demonic aura from her body, and they also saw the blue spherical elf 'sitting' on her shoulder.

This person is naturally Mu Guiying. She is free and is taking her grandson out to play.

Thanks to the relationship between Yang Jinhua's "contract" spirit beast and Pantao, her current appearance is not much different from when she first got married.

Standing with Yang Jinhua, even a bit like a younger sister.

Because her nature is more lively and detached than Yang Jinhua's, now that there is no pressure from survival and family, her nature is slowly released again.

Seeing two Kunlun banshees, she took the initiative to come up and said with a smile, "The two are Sen'er's new apprentices."

Mori?

Fei Yi and Guan Guan were stunned for a while, then realized that they were talking about their master.

"You are?" Fei Yi asked curiously.

Because the other party also has a faint evil spirit, the two feel very cordial.

"I am Jin Hua's mother." Mu Guiying picked up her grandson and said with a smile, "Lu Sen is my son-in-law."

Master's mother-in-law?Then what should I call myself?

Both of them are nodding big, they are monsters, in Kunlun Mountains, no matter their age, they only talk about their strength.

The Queen Mother of the West is not as old as Zhulong, but when Zhulong wakes up, does she call 'Your Majesty' differently?
Mu Guiying already knew from her daughter where these two women came from, they were monsters, she said with a smile: "Everyone has their own opinions, you call Master Lu Sen, and then call me sister."

"Let us call you sister?" Guan Guan laughed cheerfully: "You must be younger than us, but it's not impossible. How about a fight?"

Mu Guiying's eyes lit up: "Okay, okay, you two go home with me first, and we can talk about it after I settle my grandson down."

After that, she turned and left.

Seeing this, the two Kunlun banshees were also moved intentionally.

After sleeping in Kunlun Mountains for so long, the two of them wanted to move their bodies a long time ago.

Now a person who looks very good is willing to compete with them, so naturally he can't ask for it.

The three of them returned to Yang's house, and were taken by Mu Guiying to the woods outside the city. This is a large open space, and no one usually comes here, so it is an excellent place for activities.

Standing in the arena, Mu Guiying and Zao Jian fit together, put on blue close-fitting armor, and transformed into a long spear, took advantage of the situation, and then hooked his hands: "Which of you two will go first?"

"Me first." Fei Yi stood up.

At this time, Lu Sen was entertaining the Queen Mother of the West.

"I really don't understand, it's also honey, why is yours so delicious?" Queen Mother Xi showed off three more bottles in one breath, licking her lips, her expression still unfinished.

Lu Sen smiled and said, "Because the flowers grow well here."

"Impossible." The Queen Mother of the West snorted: "Back then, Danxue Mountain was full of flowers like a sea, and they were all transformed by the auspicious energy of the Phoenix. Although the honey there is delicious, it is not as good as yours."

Lu Sen thought for a while before he remembered that according to a book he had read, Danxue Mountain was the residence of Phoenix, so he asked, "What about Phoenix?"

"Dead!" The Queen Mother of the West showed a nostalgic look: "I was killed by the sages of your human race, and the phoenix liver and phoenix heart... made two immortals come out."

Lu Sen also heard a hint of displeasure in her voice, so he didn't continue to ask.

But the Queen Mother of the West continued: "After the two died, the bodies of Fenghuang were indestructible. After seven or seventy-nine days, they began to ignite spontaneously, wanting to be reborn from the ashes. It's a pity that one has no liver and the other has no heart. How can they be resurrected! The fire burned Danxue Mountain and buried them both."

Although she was a little angry in her heart, the Queen Mother of the West also understood that in the ancient times, the human race and the witch race were in a state of confrontation and cooperation, and the relationship was ambiguous, so it was difficult to determine who was right and who was wrong.

Everything is God's will.

If we continue to discuss this matter, the atmosphere will probably become awkward, so Lu Sen took the initiative to change the topic and asked, "Is there any gain from this trip to the north?"

Queen Mother Xi's expression suddenly became very subtle. She couldn't help opening her mouth slightly, scraping her lower lip left and right with her canine teeth, her expression was very cute: "You used to call me Niang Niang, and you didn't think much of it. But this time I will see you in the north. Queen Mother of Yaochi, if you call me your mother again, something will go wrong all over your body, as if you are calling her."

Looking at her expression, Lu Sen was indeed very uncomfortable.

"Then what should I call you?" Lu Sen smiled and said, "My lord? That's what the witch clan calls you."

"Why don't you call me by my real name, Yaoqiong." Queen Mother Xi picked up a peach indifferently, waved her hand and took a big bite: "Or you can call me 'Yao' or 'Qiong'."

None of the Wu people have surnames, only first names.

Human surnames generally refer to 'fief' or 'clan'.

From a human point of view, the Queen Mother of the West should be called 'Kunlun Yaoqiong', because Kunlun Mountain is in the 'West', so it can also be called Xiyaoqiong.

It sounds very secondary, but in fact, the 'surname' of the human race is also secondary.

Like Xianxian's real name is "Qingqiu Xianxian", Yingzheng's "Win" refers to the fiefdom of the King of Qin, and Lu Sen's "Lu" refers to the son of the Vulcan Zhurong, "Lu". somewhere.

The surnames in the whole country are almost all "fiefdoms" evolved.

Usually it sounds like nothing, but when traced back to the source, it is actually quite 'secondary school'.

Lu Sen thought for a while, then nodded and said, "Then what news did Yao Qiong find out when he went north?"

The Queen Mother of the West was stunned for a moment, and then replied: "I found the Queen Mother, and she said that Tianting is nowhere to be found. I went to Chaoge to check, and it has indeed moved away."

"Then it will be very troublesome to check." Lu Sen sighed: "I hope there is no accident in Heaven."

The Queen Mother of the West shook her head: "It's unlikely. Although I am not convinced, I have to admit that the combat power of the Heavenly Court is the strongest among all our forces. Most of them are human sages who have achieved immortal positions and have their own set of magical powers. Nothing. Unlike our Wu Clan in Kunlun Mountains, who rely entirely on innate supernatural powers to conquer the world, they are indeed quite powerful, but once someone discovers their weaknesses and specifically targets them, there is no possibility of reversal."

This is where humans are great.

Know how to cooperate, know how to create and invent, and constantly become stronger.

For thousands of years, the Wu Clan has relied on talent for food, and they have never thought of changing it.

The Queen Mother of the West is considered an outlier among them. She understands that she is motivated to learn, but how much will the awakening of one or two spirit demons promote the group?

It can be said that even if the whales return the aura of heaven and earth to the world, and all the big monsters in Kunlun Mountain run out, they will still be suppressed by the human race.

Tianting alone is enough to draw a tie with Kunlun Mountain, not to mention there is Yaochi beside it.

After the spiritual energy of heaven and earth returns, the practice sects in the world will also regain their glory again. For example, the practice sects such as Lishan are clamoring for subduing demons and demons every day, which is also a considerable force.

What's more, there are two major sects of Buddhism and Taoism waiting for the return of spiritual energy!
Lu Sen himself also thinks that humans are very strong.

The technology of later generations has reproduced many legendary 'spells', such as clairvoyance and wind ear.

Even more magical than the so-called spells.

The current Queen Mother of the West has no way to land on the moon, but human beings in future generations have a way.

"I can't find the Heavenly Court, that's a little troublesome." Lu Sen thought for a while, and said: "Could it be that Yaoqiong, the person you met in the Far West, is really the Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen?"

"It's also possible!" Queen Mother Xi laughed: "If it's really him, then it's not a small matter."

Lu Sen sighed: "I hope not."

"I think so."

Afterwards, both of them temporarily stopped chatting, but the atmosphere was not awkward, but harmonious.

Lu Sen was thinking about something, while Queen Mother Xi was eating, and the air was quiet and peaceful.

After a while, Lu Sen said: "Why don't we join forces."

Queen Mother Xi froze for a moment, then looked at Lu Sen quietly.

His gaze was a little sharp, making Lu Sen think that his opinion was unreliable.

"If you don't want to..."

"Of course I would." Queen Mother Xi swallowed the pulp into her stomach and said with a smile, "I wanted to mention this a long time ago, but I just thought that our relationship didn't seem to be that good, so I didn't say anything."

"Yao Qiong, so you also have this idea?"

The Queen Mother of the West nodded: "I have been trying to find a way to renew my life in Kunlun Mountain, but I couldn't find it. It was not until you appeared that things turned around. In fact, when I first met you, I had this idea. "

"You are really sincere."

He actually revealed his own thoughts and cards.

Queen Mother Xi narrowed her eyes and said with a smile: "I've always been like this... By the way, in fact, the problem is with you."

Lu Sen hesitated for a while, but nodded.

After getting along during this time, Lu Sen found that the Queen Mother of the West is indeed a trustworthy person, or a demon.

"Then I should join hands with you." The Queen Mother of the West asked excitedly: "I don't ask Kunlun Mountain to reappear in the world. You can give me more spiritual stones for whales. If you have any requests, please ask, you can do it." I will satisfy you."

"Let's sign a coupon book." Lu Sen said with a smile: "Form an offensive and defensive alliance, write down the obligations that all parties should fulfill, and the rights they enjoy."

Queen Mother Xi stood up suddenly and shouted excitedly: "Very good, this discussion is very good."

The bond book is the contract.

The human contract is only a constraint, or a "proof". Whether the two parties will fulfill it or not depends on the individual's morality, credit, or the degree of legal intervention.

In Queen Mother Xi's perception, it is completely different. The coupon book has a "fate", and once signed, it will be "death".

"When will we sign the contract? Give me a date so I can prepare." Queen Mother Xi stood up with an increasingly excited expression: "I'll help you with the ticket, just use Xiezhi skin."

Haechi skin?
and many more!

Lu Sen felt something was wrong, Queen Mother of the West, what kind of contract are you signing?

It seems to be very tall and fierce.

(End of this chapter)