Doomsday rat

Chapter 337
"Ah Choo, Ah Choo, Ah Choo...it must be Yan Qiang who scolded me behind my back, tell Leader Zhou, don't be shy, just open your mouth and scare you until you pee your pants! Damn, I saved your life, but you are united behind my back!" The enemy Yin Laozi, I let you go again, don’t just say thank you Dade and scold me behind your back, you villain!”

At this time, the bastard Lin Na was talking about was cursing people in the self-propelled artillery.What happened at the base has been reported, and Zhou Yuan is planning to block the Flying Tigers base with people.

However, the performance of the Pingnan Army was a bit unexpected. This group of guys unexpectedly broke out with a strong will to resist. The machine guns combined with grenades and medicine rolls firmly blocked the siege of the zombies. No one escaped, even Zhou Yuan said Xu Tianhua, who had contacted secretly, also did not see anything.

"I think everyone in that building should be scolding you! Isn't it too despicable to besiege humans with zombies..." Zhong Wei stretched her waist, and it was safe to stay in an armored vehicle, but staying for a long time was nothing like being tortured. The same, everywhere is hard, want to tilt your head for a while to panic.

"As long as the result is controllable, it's not besieging humans with zombies, but the righteous and great Captain Hong, leading a few shrimp soldiers and crab generals, stepped forward at the critical moment, wiped out the zombies besieging humans, saved our compatriots from fire and water, and turned the tide. fall."

"Girl, learn a little bit. A knife can kill as well as save. The important thing is not who holds the knife, but how and when to use it." This question was so stupid that Hong Tao stretched out his left foot and kicked the clock on the clock. Wei put it on her back as punishment.

The personnel arrangement of this self-propelled anti-aircraft gun seems unreasonable. It is no problem for the driver to sit in the front, but the commander is arranged in the co-pilot position, allowing the gunner to sit alone in the back seat.Not only is the sitting posture a lot higher than the front row, but the person in front can also be kicked by stretching out his feet. This is too problematic, the status is reversed!

"Pfft... I hate it... Can you be a gentleman, why don't you take off your shoes even if you smoke!"

Zhong Wei was drinking water with her head up, when she was hit hard on the back, the water from her mouth was sprayed out, and she even poured her neck down.He was furious in an instant, turned around and was about to fight, but bumped into a big foot wearing socks head-on, and almost stabbed him in the mouth.Smelly or not, it's disgusting.

"Stop sarcasm, lift your feet up and let me have a look. If you don't untie your shoelaces, I'll go to the zombies alone!"

Hong Tao didn't feel embarrassed at all, why can't you three women take your feet out to pass the wind, and I can't relax!It stands to reason that he is the captain, so he should have this right.

"I'll let you talk, I'll tell you... It's not annoying for a big man to babble all day long!"

When it comes to bickering, Zhong Wei is basically out of the rankings. Seeing that she can't say it, she really took out her feet secretly, so she just didn't make sense, and drinking the remaining half bottle of water cost Hong Tao's pants.Originally, I wanted to splash it on my face, but unfortunately I couldn't reach it, I could only reach the crotch.

"Hey, unlucky boy, where can you splash it... If you don't hit it for a day, you will go to the house to expose the tiles, and wait for training tomorrow, and see if I don't throw all your shit out of the night! Give me the bottle... Turn your head away!"

Hong Tao didn't care about the half bottle of water, but where he splashed it was very important.There is a lot of wet in the crotch, and it can't be dried in a short time. Who would believe it if it was water after going out.Besides, being stimulated by the cool water, Hong Tao suddenly felt a little bloated in his lower abdomen.Grab the empty water bottle and prepare to do a magic trick for them, water will come out of the empty bottle!
"Ka Ka Ka...Old Hong, Gao Tianyi wants to talk to you!" At this moment, there was a burst of electricity in the earphone, followed by Chu Qiu's voice.

"Hmm... Tell him the channel... Are you okay at home? I should be finishing up here soon. I'll go to the Flying Tigers again. If it goes well, I can go back to have dinner." The floodgate suddenly opened, causing Hong Tao to tremble involuntarily. After a moment, he uttered a half-groan.

"I'm fine at home... Are you feeling unwell?" Chu Qiu heard something strange from her husband, and asked with concern.

"Sister-in-law, Captain Hong is shameless and pissed in the carriage..." Before Hong Tao could answer, Zhong Wei's angry roar came from the channel.

At first, he thought Hong Tao was cleaning up the water stains on his pants, but the sound was wrong, why was there still the sound of rushing water?At this time, Pei Shanxi had already looked back, blushed, and was gesticulating through gritted teeth.

She also looked back... She didn't care about whether it was the command channel anymore, she didn't bully people like that.The team members were not allowed to go out to breathe, and they were not allowed to go to the toilet. As a result, you smoked one cigarette after another in the carriage and shushed with the mineral water bottle!

"Boom... Bang Dang..." This time, not only will I sue, but I will also make you wet!The engine was started before the voice was finished, and the forward gear was suddenly put on, and the accelerator and brake were all done in one go.

"F*ck... fell off... thorn... oops, caught..." The armored vehicle sprinted forward and stopped in time, but the huge inertia caused all the people in the vehicle to rush forward go.At this time, sitting in the front row is a blessing, you don’t need to move your hands, and the knees can be slightly bent to counteract the inertia.

But Hong Tao, who was half leaning and half sitting on the gun emplacement, was unlucky. The center of gravity was already high, and before his hands were supported, his whole face came into close contact with the hard instrument panel in an instant, and the front teeth almost crushed the LCD screen. .

Then there was an instinctive reaction, both hands were busy holding things, but the bottle fell first, and then immediately realized that it was all gone, and then went to pull the zipper.

"...Click!" There must have been laughter in the carriage, the three girls were almost laughing, but they didn't dare to make a sound, they were trembling all over.There was a dead silence in the channel, even the sound of electricity was hidden.

But I can imagine it personally, no matter in the communication room of the base, or in the No. 1 and No. 2 cars, there must be a lot of laughter.If the armored vehicle was not too heavy, it would probably shake.Otherwise, Chu Qiu wouldn't be ashamed and angry, and hang up the call directly.

"Click...Captain Hong, I know you are nearby, waiting to see me turn into a zombie, right!" Coincidentally, the moment Chu Qiu just hung up, a man's gloomy voice came from the channel, There are all kinds of emotions in the tone, but there is no smile.

"Pfft...hahahaha...hahaha!"

To say that Korean women are too uneducated and unreserved, Pei Shanxi actually laughed out loud at this moment, and he didn't want to repent and broke the pot, and laughed so hard.

If it wasn't for Jia Ziyi's hard work behind her, she would have to fall headfirst.Then there was laughter, one person took the lead, and the other two girls were also unscrupulous.

"Boom... Huh... Commander Gao, it's useless to talk about the matter now. We'll have plenty of time to chat in the future, so let's talk about how to deal with zombies first. I suggest gathering all the people from the Punishment Army in the back garden. Zombies Let us solve it, theoretically no one should be injured, what do you think? Hiss..."

There must be no way to stay in the carriage. Now that the Pingnanjun is about to give up, there is no need to keep silent. Hong Tao simply pushed open the rear hatch and got out.

"I don't believe that the rescue team can stop so many zombies. If you want me to die, you don't need to drag so many people to be buried with you. I'm on the top of the building. How about you come over and watch me jump with your own eyes, and then help resist the zombie attack? In the end, whoever survives depends on luck, and they won't blame you."

Gao Tianyi definitely didn't believe Hong Tao's words. After fighting for almost two hours, both lines of defense were breached. The ammunition of the Pingnan Army would soon run out, but there were at least tens of thousands of zombies outside.Your rescue team is not a superman, and even the preset fortifications are blocked without any reason.

"Commander Gao, let me tell you the truth. We have been dating for a year. Have I ever contradicted my promise? It's the same this time. If I say I can do it, I promise to do it. And you, don't be desperate. , Whether there is any personal enmity between us, it is not worth fighting with our lives."

"Isn't it just a power struggle? I won't gain a piece of meat when I win the stage, and you won't lose a piece of flesh if you lose the stage. Let's not play the game of cutting grass and roots and exterminating the nine races, okay? What if one day I I also stepped down, maybe we can continue to cooperate and do other things, in this world, people can live without being an official, what do you think?"

(End of this chapter)