Rebirth of the big era of online games

Chapter 340 "Quatan of Death"

"Sorry, I don't think you've met the cut-off criteria for Super Girl."

"Sorry, I don't think you meet the promotion requirements of our program."

"Unfortunately, you did not meet the promotion criteria in my mind."

After Fang Jie joined the work of the judges, these three sentences were often on his lips, and when he spoke, he kept a straight face, as if he was not close to strangers, he was very cool, but at the same time he seemed very awkward.

In fact, other judges also often say such things, but the expression and tone are not so blunt, at least they will give the contestants a step down, and they will properly take care of the opponent's emotions.

But Fang Jie didn't, he just spoke coldly, even when facing his aunt and aunt.

Then these sarcasm were cut and assembled, and successfully portrayed as a cold, unsympathetic, straight man, seemingly not high in EQ, but handsome and cool as a judge.

Liren design is nothing more than this, grasping a feature and continuously strengthening and exaggerating it, it will naturally stand up.

However, this does not mean that he participated in the selection, and the final results will be carried out according to his views and wishes.

Because the basic rule of the audition is that as long as two of the three judges are approved, they can get the tickets for the pre-selection stage, so his perception is important or not, at least he does not have the decisive say.

Of course, this is just for the effect of the program. If anyone really thinks that he has no right to make decisions, then he is very wrong. Most of the time he is just for the effect of the program.

For example, for some passable contestants, he knows that the other two judges have passed, but he will vote against it.

Before the start of the audition, he had communicated and emphasized this matter to the other judges at the judges meeting.

"You don't want to be influenced by me, you can judge how you want, this is the first basic principle. My task is to create a character for myself, unless it can make my ears shine, otherwise the only way to be eliminated Maybe, when ordinary players meet me, they can only say that they are unlucky."

"The second basic principle is that when you meet some players with special characteristics, you can relax the judging criteria appropriately. The so-called characteristics are that the person is either funny, stupid, sweet, beautiful, ugly, or good at singing. Either they don’t have a single note in tune, or they dress weirdly, they have to behave confidently, or they have a high degree of education, or they come from the mountains...etc.”

"In short, our program should highlight diversity and popularization, and show the personality and charm of contemporary women. Singing level is an important criterion for judging, but it is not the only criterion for judging during the audition stage. I don't want the program, If they are all young and beauties, or they all sing very well, then it will be meaningless."

"One of the highlights of this show, including you judges. Therefore, teachers don't need to be too serious or too academic, but have a sense of variety, such as joking, humorous, and exaggerated reactions. Even cursing is okay. In short, whether or not you have a sense of variety determines how many shots you have, if the teachers here are interested in making a blockbuster, I suggest you put some effort into this aspect and think about it carefully."

"If you really don't understand what I'm saying, I suggest you go to the Boiling Internet Café in front of the school, watch other people's "American Idol" audition videos online, and learn how they do it."

"It is also recommended that everyone discuss with each other before starting work, and assign jobs according to their own personalities. Apart from singing standards, other aspects of judging standards should not be too unified, and they must have their own personality and ideas in it."

"Of course, then again, the last principle is still singing ability and potential. Our time and energy are limited, there are too many applicants, and those whose singing skills are not up to the standard, or those whose singing skills are in between but have no other characteristics, directly disuse."

That's what Fang Jie said, and he did the same.

That's why the mantra, which was nicknamed "death quatrains" by the audience, often came out of his innermost being, and even after one day's commentary, there were very few contestants who didn't say this sentence.

At the beginning, the other judges were not quite used to it and could not grasp the essence of the variety show, but as Fang Jie took turns sitting in the three audition rooms to proofread, using the gaps to point out problems and impart experience, he gradually became a variety show. , Various famous scenes emerge in endlessly.

The most interesting scene was that Fang Jie kept saying with a cold face that this person did not meet the standard and that person did not meet the requirements, which caused the other two judges to have a rebellious mentality, and they had disputes with him from time to time and even sang against him.

Those who are completely substandard and unanimous naturally need not talk nonsense.

The point is that the kind of singers who seem to sing well, can't find any major faults, but lack highlights or characteristics, often have differences.

Fang Jie also said that when he did not meet his requirements, the other two judges often showed a look of surprise. Instead of arguing for a long time, sometimes they persuaded Fang Jie, and sometimes they were persuaded.

It's better to be convinced, but if they can't be persuaded, the conflict between them and Fang Jie will often turn into a red-faced argument.

If the dispute is still unresolved, there will occasionally be a sentence or two suspected of personal attacks, so there will be a point of conflict. Whenever things develop to this extent, there will be various famous scenes.

And in the post-production, these clips were edited together, and there was a collection of ghosts and animals that "cold and handsome guy refused in a fancy style".

In this collection, the contestants rejected by Fang Jie include contestants of all ages, personalities, looks, and clothes, but every time he speaks, the first sentence is always expressionless: I'm sorry , you do not meet the promotion criteria.

At this time, if the contestants or judges are not convinced, and ask the reason inexplicably, Fang Jie's answer will often be very strange, but it seems to be very reasonable, and some golden sentences will appear from time to time, and the variety show effect will be full.

"Because I think your singing is very average... Yes, I am indeed not a music professional, but as an ordinary listener, I don't think I was moved by you at all. My standard is: either outstanding or out."

"Because I don't like this type of song... Yes, she did sing very well, and I was really moved, but I really don't like this kind of song that moans about illness... Well, it's your business to pass, I only represent my personal opinion."

"Because I think it's against harmony...I like this song very much. Of course it's okay for men to sing it, but you women have a sense of violation when singing this song "Men Cry, It's Not a Sin". One wouldn't choose If she sings, it means that there is a problem with the aesthetic ability of music, no matter how good she sings, I don't like it."

"Because your appearance does not conform to the public's aesthetics... No, I didn't say you are ugly, because ugliness is a fact, everyone can see it, I don't need to explain and emphasize it, and I don't mean any discrimination .I mean, the singing is not refined enough, the ugly ones are not unique enough, and they have no character, so I'm sorry."

"Because you are so beautiful... You're welcome, I'm not complimenting you. There are many ways for such a beautiful woman to become famous, so there's no need to participate in the singing competition, right? Otherwise, how can you embarrass other ordinary-looking girls? ... Yes, everyone is equal before opportunities, but your good looks have caused a lot of inequality, I just return this equal opportunity to other ordinary girls."

"Because you are too young...Little sister Hanyun, I believe you have a bright future, but your current age does not meet the entry criteria, but if you want, leave a contact information, and then the entertainment may I will sign you. In addition, notify the organization staff outside, let them pay attention to check, and stop letting minors in!"

"Because your courage is commendable... I don't disrespect the elders. You are about the same age as my mother. How can I disrespect? The main reason is that your rhythm, intonation, and pitch are hard to describe, and you can't tell the difference between your flat tongue. Occasionally There was also a sentence or two in the dialect of Jiangcheng... I understand, I understand, so I say you are very brave, your wish will definitely come true... Well, don't cut this part, let the aunt show it on TV face..."

"Because I don't like to hear your stories... Selling miserably is useless to me. It is very unfair to other contestants to win the sympathy of the judges by relying on selling miserables. Do they have to have both parents?" Can you stand on the same starting line with you? I only consider your singing ability, but unfortunately, on this point, you have not met my standard."

"Because I don't like your short hair... No, I'm not against girls cutting their hair short, but I think it's very inappropriate for you to deliberately cut your hair short to pretend to be cool, and to present yourself as a neutral image. It's like men trying to be grandstanding , making yourself into a fake mother, essentially the same nature, abbreviated as: fake man. I don't like fake mothers, nor fake men, so I'm sorry, I suggest you be a good woman in the future..."

Well, accidentally, Fang Jie met several celebrities who participated in "Supergirl" in the previous life, but these celebrities were nothing to him.

Especially the pseudo-boyfriend, many people may have liked her in the previous life, but Fang Jie, who is extremely rational, believes that her essence is no different from the pseudo-mother who dances and flirts.

For example, his hair stylist, he thought it was cute, but he couldn't accept this kind of hypocrisy created to gain attention, and he was quite disgusted with it.

I don't care who you are, if you have singing skills like Li Yu and Zhou Tong, we won't say anything, and you can't sing nonsense and use the appearance of a fake man to pretend to be cool and sell people, you will never have it in this life Early days!

Well, it's so capricious!
In fact, Fang Jie thought too much, even if the puppet man entered the preliminary round, he would not attract as much attention as he did in his previous life, because the atmosphere of a puppet girl has not yet fully formed, let alone a puppet man.

Before the appearance of puppet men, puppet mothers were already very popular. Many people thought they were novel and relatively tolerant. They felt that boys were shy, like girls, and quite cute.

Originally, the pseudo-mother had a true temperament and was indeed that kind of person, but later some people found that it was easier to become famous this way, so they began to create this kind of persona for themselves, and then became more and more artificial.

With the further development of this matter, some people have a wonderful idea, since the fake mother can do it, is it also easy for the fake man to get ahead?

Sure enough, the most famous pseudo-boy made his debut. Even though he was average in appearance, he was not the best singer, but he was still loved by the public and won the championship by audience votes.

But the facts have proved that professional ability is the foundation, and people alone cannot stand. The eyes of the masses are discerning, and everyone can see whether it is delicate and artificial or true temperament and ability.

For example, Fang Jie doesn't dislike people like Zhou Tong at all. Although his voice is feminine, it is not artificial, and his professional ability is very strong, so he is deeply loved by the public.

In this life, Fang Jie will never let the pseudo-mother or the pseudo-boy become popular again. It's not a sense of social responsibility, but just out of personal likes and dislikes. He really can't stand some disgusting people appearing in front of him from time to time. Worse than eating flies.

Of course, this is just his personal likes and dislikes, and has nothing to do with other people. Maybe some people like this style, that is personal freedom, and he has no right to interfere.

Just say that his fancy style of refusal seems serious and rigorous, and it sounds like a good reason, but after special editing and compilation, it will look particularly funny and nonsensical.

People who can't sing well, you say they are not outstanding enough.

A person who can sing well, but you say you don't like the song sung by the other party?
But when others sang your favorite song, they said it was against harmony?

There is no sense of disobedience, you think others are ugly and not chic enough.

It's so beautiful, why not?

You don't let the younger ones pass, and you don't give any face to the older ones!

Both parents died, so miserable, the other two judges were in tears, but you have no sympathy at all, cold-blooded animal!

As for the fake man... Well, I agree with this, and finally he did a reliable thing.

But what is your standard?How come I haven't seen you let go from the beginning to the end?
What is the background of this guy, why should he sit on the judging panel and write his speech generously?
Of course, in addition to these voices of doubt, there are also many voices of support.

"So handsome!"

"Awesome!"

"So charming, I like boys like this!"

"Oh, if only my son was as handsome and mature as him, it would be great!"

"Although I don't quite understand what his criteria are for judging, but listening to him, I just feel that it makes sense, what should I do?"

"Strongly support it, it should be like this, it's only fair! I hate those people who rely on their looks to get to the top. If they are not very capable, they will show off!"

"Who is he? I like it so much, ahhh, I want to give birth to him..."

Well, just looking at these comments, you can tell that most of the people who support him are fans of the Appearance Association.

But Fang Jie didn't care. Only when the public opinion formed a confrontation could topics be created, and the program's influence would be greater.

In fact, after the show was broadcast, not only the "death quatrains" was a highlight, but there were many other things that came with it.

Such as the player's reaction.

Maybe the close-up of the contestants a moment ago was still a heartless smile, but the next second, the screen changed, and the eliminated contestant who had left the field was crying with his family in his arms, or swearing profanely.

Some people were still full of confidence one moment, but after listening to Fang Jie's death quatrains the next moment, their expressions changed immediately, and their expressions were unbelievable.

As soon as a girl entered the stage, she took a look at the judges' seats, turned her head and left, and gave up the game. The camera chased her out and asked her why she left like that. To be eliminated, I am too unlucky!"

Yes, after a few days of auditions, the contestants have learned through various channels that there is a handsome big devil who will randomly appear in a certain audition site as a judge. This guy never knows "pass" What the hell, anyone who meets him will have a greatly reduced survival rate in the audition, which makes people turn pale when they talk about it.

Later, the rumors became more and more evil, saying that as long as it is the show of the big devil, the pass rate is zero, so when you see him, there is no need to compare, so as not to waste time and emotion.

But there is also a class of girls who don't care about these things at all, and even ask around where the big devil is, and then come here because of the name.

These girls didn't come to participate in the competition, but came purely to witness Fang Jie dressed as a star.

This is very helpless, but helplessness is helplessness, Fang Jie still sacrificed his life to grasp this highlight keenly, and let the camera capture and interview this tidbit.

There is a famous scene in which a girl immediately confessed to Fang Jie in public like a nympho, but was quickly, mechanically and ruthlessly rejected by Fang Jie in the next second, causing the judges next to her to laugh wildly for a long time.

Speaking of the reactions of other judges, it is also very interesting, and some famous scenes also appeared.

For example, after disagreeing with Fang Jie many times and failing to argue, a female teacher and judge glared at Fang Jie angrily: "I hate you!"

Fang Jie glanced at the other party expressionlessly, and replied, "I hate you too."

But it's not over yet.

A judge in the middle glanced left and right and said casually, "I hate you both."

Then the three shook face at each other, no one looked at the other, each looked down at the player information in their hands, like three children having an awkward fight, and no one paid attention to the other, the scene was very funny.

In the later stage of video editing, this section was very spoofed, followed by the scene of the three people having fun and enjoying each other in business, and then put a row of subtitles——The boat of friendship, turn it over as soon as you say it.

There are many famous scenes and editing routines like this, all of which were produced under the guidance and planning of Fang Jie himself, and naturally won the essence of later generations of variety shows.

Even when making these videos, the originally boring work made the relevant staff often laugh out loud, resulting in a failure to improve work efficiency.

After all, the fun and sense of humor produced by these variety show routines is definitely at the moment people block people from killing people, and anyone who watches them can't help but complain. No one expected that it was a music talent show. But it turned into a funny show, which is really amazing.

The amazement is not limited to Fang Jie, the judge's tidbits, but Liao Shunbin's side is also the same, and the variety show effect is stronger. After all, the persona of the vicious music critic is not a joke. The famous scenes and topics created by him, even It has aroused widespread heated discussions and condemnations from all walks of life in the public opinion.

(End of this chapter)