Rebirth of the big era of online games

Chapter 400 Who said this game is shoddy?
When people's self-esteem is hit, especially after their IQ has been crushed many times, they can't help but become impulsive.

Not for anything else, just to gain credibility and prove that he is not stupid.

The game "Toilet Lock" makes full use of this point. Although it ridicules the players in every possible way and even gives nonsensical plot options, the players know that the game is very sandy and even has almost no playability. Living on the edge of a dead end, and then falling into the predicament of continuing to be abused.

Kaiwu is also a typical example of this, because the smarter a person is, the more proud he is, the stronger his self-esteem, the more he cannot accept the facts after being hit, and the more he wants to turn defeat into victory and prove himself again.

After the step of "returning to the game menu" was done by a low-level routine, he suppressed his discomfort, chose "OK" in the middle, and finally successfully returned to the game menu interface.

Glancing at the game menu, there was actually an option for "Strategy". After thinking about it, he quickly looked away.

I am a high-level player, I will never read any strategy, I must rely on my own research to find a way to pass the level!
The fifth time the game started, this time he decided to adopt a trial-and-error logic game, that is, to try every option.

He couldn't believe it, he couldn't find the customs clearance route!

I still chose the previous route, but after the phone fell into the toilet, I chose "A. Take out the pocket" in order.

Narrator: You dig into your pocket and find a hundred-dollar bill.At this point you are hesitant, should you use it to wipe PP, so you decide?

Options: A. What the hell!wipe!Isn't it only 100 yuan!
……

Seeing this, Kaiwu was dumbfounded again, because he knew that he had fallen into a plot cycle, which was the plot he encountered in the first game, and this plot line had been proven to be a failure.

At this moment, Kaiwu's mind is completely muddled. He used a variety of logics to play the game before, and after finding that he failed to pass the level, he is now confused by his own logic.

Although this time he decided to try and make mistakes in order at the beginning, there was a problem at the beginning of the plot, and he did not strictly follow this logic.

After thinking about it, he decided to return to the game interface immediately and start over again, this time he must choose along the way to A.

At the beginning of the sixth round, A was selected all the way, and it was found that the outer door of the toilet was locked.

Options: A. Slippery carefully; B. Forgot to flush the toilet; C. Think of a way out.

I remember that at the earliest time, he ignored A, hesitated for a long time between B and C, and chose C rationally. When he came to this step again, he always reminded himself that this time he chose A all the way through trial and error, so don’t think about it. logical.

So, he still chose A.

At this moment, he felt a little bit disdainful and complacent: With such a simple option plot, as long as you try one by one, you will definitely find a way to leave. For example, the most inexplicable option A is very likely to be the correct answer!
however……

Narrator: You saw the sign of carefully (de) slippery, so you slid carefully on the ground, and fell down and died.The game ends and the game restarts after three seconds.

Ah this...

It's not an option to clear the story, but to die again?
Kaiwu felt that his IQ was really not enough. He thought that the most nonsensical option was the clearance option. Unexpectedly, he died earlier than the first game!
Did you get slapped in the face again?

Although no one knows about being slapped in the face, isn’t it always like this before? I always thought I was smart and had anticipated the game’s planning routines, but found that I guessed wrong every time, and I would still be tricked by the opponent every time. The pitted speechless.

Perhaps this game is also a game that exposes human nature: you think you are smart and others are idiots, but in fact you are the biggest idiot!
Now Kaiwu feels that he has been pretending to be smart again and again, and then he has become the biggest idiot.

Of course, if he sees Fang Jie next time, he will never admit it to his face. This kind of stupid thing... Just know it yourself, I really don't have the face to say it!

At this moment, Kaiwu didn't realize that the narration of the death plot was actually hiding a routine. It wasn't until later when he saw the strategies posted by other players in the game forum that he realized that he was not only trapped by the routine, but also by a deeper attack. Routine set up!

That is to say, the truth he understands now may be at most thinking about this game from the third level, but in fact, the game has already reached the fifth level, and only extremely careful and intelligent players can discover the third level. There are tricks on top of that.

The routine in this is "carefully (de) slip" in the narration.

When almost all players see the four words of this option, they understand the meaning: Be careful that the ground is slippery.

Then to understand further, it may be that the game reminds the player: be careful not to fall, it may lead to the ending of the plot of falling to death.

But why does the narration emphasize "(de)" and put a pinyin on it?
The meaning changed immediately, right?
It doesn't refer to slippery, not a noun, but an adverb of action, so the option "slip carefully" actually means "slide carefully out of the door on the ground", but if players don't look at the plot results, they completely understand the wrong option mean.

In other words, the game planner played a word game once, and played everyone again.

It's not funny, even nonsensical, but I'm very angry, feeling like I've been tricked again.
The point is that many players didn't understand the routines hidden in this plot link until they abandoned the pit, just like a fool who feels that he is stupid enough after becoming a fool, but doesn't know that the game planner is still looking at them with a sneer-

Do you think that if you know that you are an idiot, you are a person who understands?No, you still don’t get it, you’re still a bigger idiot, you’re still in a bigger scheme.

Of course, even if many people know this kind of deeper routine, they can’t understand it. They don’t know where the joke is. People understand.

Kaiwu can't understand this routine.

The more logical a person is, the more he can't accept such nonsensical stalks, so he doesn't understand why Fang Jie always has a smile in his eyes every time he sees him in the future, as if looking at a fool ...

Not to mention the future, anyway, Kaiwu's sixth all-A option clearance challenge failed.

For the seventh time, he decided to try all B options by trial and error.

Then something even weirder happened.

B. Knock on the private room next door.

Narrator: You knocked in the private room next door, but nobody paid any attention to you, so you decided—?
A. Take out your pocket; B. Don’t care, put on your pants and go! C. Think again.

Gritting your teeth, choose B.

The video appeared: Thirteen sisters lifted their pants and left.

Narrator: You put on your trousers, because you didn’t wipe PP, your trousers were stained with shi, then you decide——?
A. Get out of the toilet room; B. Get out of the toilet room; C. Get out of the toilet room
Here, Kaiwu hesitated for a while, and decided to still choose B. He has now realized that although the three options are the same, this should not be aimless. Different choices may produce different plot results, so continue to be firm. The trial-and-error logic of always choosing B.

Then the plot returns to the link where the outer door of the toilet is found to be locked.

But the options below have changed!

A. Eat something; B. Forgot to flush the toilet; C. Think of a way out.

At this point, Kaiwu felt somewhat joyful and gratified. Finally, the plot has changed. At least option A has never appeared before, so... still choose B, and stick to the strategy to the end!
Narrator: You went back and flushed the toilet, bang~~~~~ You flushed the toilet completely, you were full of joy, so you planned to...

A. Flush the toilet again; B. Go back.

Seeing this narration, while the joy and confidence in Kaiwu's heart increased a lot, he couldn't help frowning.

Why did Mao Fangjie know "You are full of joy"?
Are you the roundworm in my stomach?

But this idea just passed by in a flash, and Kaiwu continued to choose B. Go back.

As a result, the plot returned to the previous situation where the outer door of the toilet was locked, and the options were still "A. Eat something; B. Forgot to flush the toilet; C. Think of a way to get out".

At this point of trial and error, Kaiwu has realized that if he chose B in the last link just now, he will fall into an endless loop, so continue to choose B now to see if he can return to the last link of the plot, and then choose again.

Sure enough, after choosing "flush the toilet", the next plot option comes to "A. Flush the toilet again; B. Go back".

This time, of course, he would not choose "B. Go back", but changed his strategy of choosing B for all, and chose "A. Flush the toilet again".

result……

dead again.

Narrator: You chose to flush the toilet again, but you flushed yourself away because of too much force, Emmmmm~ Does this count as escaping the toilet?The game fails and restarts the game after three seconds.

At this point in the game challenge, Kai Wu, who laughed before, can't laugh anymore, but is a little crazy.

Seven times!
Seven times!

Get tricked every time, end with death every time, never pass a level!

As a high-level player, playing such a mentally handicapped idiot game, he couldn't pass the level seven times!

Is my IQ really not as high as I imagined?

The most exasperating thing was that he felt Fang Jie's deep malice and sarcasm, as if there was a big devil above his head, showing an evil smile, watching him being tricked by various routines in the game over and over again.

But Kaiwu is a rational person, he spent a certain amount of time to calm himself down, he decided to continue trial and error, this eighth time, all choose C!

Then the first step of C's route is "take out the phone", the second step is "reach in and get it", and the third step is "TMD, forget it if you die"...

Uh……

Kaiwu felt like an idiot again, because he seemed to have gone through this plot line before?
Even so, in the end he chose "C.TMD, let it die", because he is not sure whether there will be some changes in the plot this time, and there will be a reversal plot.

However, it did not.

This is how the game talks about logic. You have tried the same route before, knowing that you will die, and you still choose to seek death by chance. Are you stupid?Don't you even talk about basic logic?
Of course, the above sentence is not a narration of the game plot, but Kaiwu’s own imagination. He felt that Fang Jie, the game planner, must be mocking him like this at this moment. Saved it!
eight times...

It has to be admitted that Kaiwu is considered a very rational player. Other players would have crashed and gone to the game forum to spray it. Fortunately, he tried eight times and still failed to clear the level.

But at this moment, Kaiwu couldn't bear it anymore, and his mentality was a little bit broken, so he decided to go to the forum again.

Well, just take a look and see how others clear the customs. I remember reading a post before, which seems to say the customs clearance route.

So Kaiwu pinched his nose and went to the game forum, found the clearance post again, carefully recited the clearance process, then switched to the game, and decided to complete the game according to the script.

Up to now, his mentality has almost collapsed. He no longer cares about the so-called high self-esteem of playing games. Now he just wants to clear the level, just once, and then uninstall the game immediately, and never touch this cheating insult to IQ again. game.

The ninth challenge began. This time he followed the strategy and chose "pick out pocket" - "get out of the partition" - "find a way" - "ventilation duct" all the way.

Then the next option is "A. Just find a passage to go out; B. It's better to stay where you are; C. Try to open the outer door of the toilet".

According to the strategy, he chose "casual".

Sure enough, a new plot appeared, but it was still cheating, and I felt cheated again.

Narrator: You crawl out and find yourself in the toilet, just another toilet.This toilet is different, the door doesn't have a lock, so you choose—?
A. suicide; B. out of the toilet; C. suicide.

When Kaiwu saw these options, he secretly thought that he was very dangerous. If he was used to the logic of his behavior, he would definitely not dare to choose the normal logic B after being tricked many times, and he might choose A, which is also suicide. and option C.

But according to the customs clearance strategy option, you should choose B. Get out of the toilet at this time.

So Kaiwu chose B, and at the same time, a sense of shame arose in his heart: I am such a genius with a high IQ, but I have a day to pass the game with other people's strategy, what a shame!
But this is the only time to be ashamed. If I don't follow the strategy route, I'm afraid I will continue to be ashamed. This is called long-term pain rather than short-term pain!

After choosing B, the narrator: You successfully escaped from the toilet!But you find out that there is a bigger toilet outside, this... this... this... you find yourself in an infinite loop...

Seeing this narration, Kai Wu was stunned again.

Fang Jie's brain is too big, how did this guy come up with such a weird and bloody plot?

Outside the toilet or the toilet...

Is the Raiders fake?
Why is there a bigger toilet outside, and I am still in the toilet?

Fortunately, the narration of the plot added another sentence: But still congratulations, you have completed a customs clearance plot and achievement...

Seeing this, Kai Wu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. It seemed that he was thinking too much. This is the plot of the customs clearance, but he was slightly tricked by the first sentence just now, which scared the baby.

However, the narration is not over yet: But!However, I must tell you that this game has a total of 7 customs clearance scenarios, and you have only completed one customs clearance so far, please continue to work hard~!The game will restart after three seconds.

Seeing the last sentence, Kaiwu, who was about to uninstall the game immediately after heaving a sigh of relief, was dumbfounded again, and his originally extremely comfortable mood began to tangle again.

Why does Mao have 7 customs clearance scenarios?

And I played nine times before I cleared a storyline?
What about the remaining 6?
If you haven't cleared all the plots, it doesn't mean that you have completed the game, and even now it can only be regarded as one-seventh of the customs clearance!

This is cheating!

But the problem is, in the past nine games, I feel that there are only a few options in the game, and it is impossible to have so many customs clearance plots anyway!
And according to the urgency of the game plan, although there are various routines and nonsensical routines, they never use cheating routines. Since there are so many customs clearance plots, there must be ones, but I haven't tried them yet.

In other words, I played the game nine times, but only completed one-seventh of the game!

Or strictly speaking, in fact, I have never cleared the level. The only time I cleared the level just now was because I cheated after watching the strategy!

This……

This may really be a problem with my IQ!

Then this game, it seems that I can't uninstall it for the time being, because I can't bear it, and I can't admit that my IQ is worrying!

Moreover, it is very unconvinced!

Even if a blind man touches an elephant, or a blind cat touches a dead mouse, it's not impossible to find the correct route to clear the level every time, right?
Is there something wrong with my own luck?
Do not!
Kaiwu carefully recalled the process of his previous nine games. In fact, his IQ has always been online, and he has always made rational analysis and decision-making, whether it is normal logic or reverse logic. , but still not cleared correctly.

So this is not a matter of luck, but purely a problem with one's own choice and decision-making. In other words, one's own psychology and behavior have always been played to death by the opponent within Fang Jie's delineated routine. It may be better to choose blindly. After analysis, the success rate of selection is high!
In game planning, there is really no one who applies behavioral psychology to this level. It seems that I don’t know enough about Fang Jie. Didn't take it out?

In fact, it’s not just fogging, but all other players who have played this game and cleared the game through other people’s strategies, and then plan to uninstall the game immediately. At this point, even though their mentality has exploded and they can’t bear it, they still hold back and don’t delete the game.

For everyone at this moment, this is no longer a game, but a challenge to the game planner and Fang Jie, otherwise it will not be smooth at all.

It's too bullying, you are great because you have a high IQ, can you play us in every possible way?

We don't believe it, there are only a few game plot options, and we still can't try 7 customs clearance plots!

However, in fact, there are as many as 15 kinds of game clearance scenarios...

In other words, the narration prompt for the first clearance of the story is actually still a routine, a routine that makes players have to continue digging holes to bury themselves even deeper in frustration.

When the players are really tortured to death, and finally get through the seven customs clearance scenarios, they will find that the narration of the plot will prompt again: Sorry, your IQ is improving faster than the game update speed, and now this game has more than 7 levels. There are only 12 customs clearance scenarios, but [-]!Come on, Sao Nian!

Game update?

Bullshit!
The game has never been updated, the download was 80M, and it is still 80M now!

That is to say, the game planning had already preset such a huge pit in advance when the game was launched!
When players thought that there was no possibility of clearing the game at first, they would find that there was actually.

When they cleared the customs, they found that there were not only one, but also as many as 7 different customs clearance scenarios!

When they finished these customs clearance scenarios and thought they could finally feel proud, they found that the game actually has 12 customs clearance scenarios!

And when they were tricked countless times, ridiculed and ridiculed countless times for their own death, their brain cells did not know how many died, and finally they got through the 12 clearance scenarios of the difficulty level of hell...

Sorry, can I tell you that the game has been updated again, now there are not 12 types, but 15 types... I just ask if you dare to challenge!
In fact, the game has never been updated. There are 15 customs clearance scenarios set at the beginning, but they are routinely divided into several stages, and then the players are led step by step into the abyss of routines until they are completely crazy!
It can be said that the game "Toilet Lock" has the biggest brain holes and the deepest routines in history, making players the most resentful and addicted to it, and in the end, it was shocked to become a heavenly being and worshiped by the most cheating game in history.

The process of changing the mentality of the players can almost write a classic case analysis of behavioral psychology.

At the earliest time, players came in with the mentality of a traditional game and seriously played the game, but as soon as they entered the game, they were stunned by the sand sculpture video of Thirteen Girls.

Then, they were disappointed by the shoddy game, boring gameplay and super sand sculpture attributes, and went to the forum to complain.

Then, after discovering that the game was not that simple, he returned to the game challenge, but was overwhelmed by various routines, various ridicules, and various IQs in the process, and began to doubt life.

At first, I doubted that everyone could maintain a good attitude in life. I thought it was quite funny and took the game as fun, but as I was constantly stimulated and hit, my mentality gradually began to collapse, and then I wanted to abandon the pit and give up, so I quickly found a strategy Clearing the level is an excuse to leave the game.

However, it is not so easy to abandon the pit. Faced with the 7 kinds of story clearance and unlocking achievements, everyone has to stay in the game to continue to challenge, and if you give up at this time, it is equivalent to admitting that you have surrendered, and you are indeed a fool.

But if you continue to challenge the game, you will encounter more pitfalls and routines, so you start to lose your temper, lose your mind, and vow to keep up with the game.

But the repeated failures tell them that some things, such as IQ crushing, cannot be solved by barging, but they have repeatedly emphasized one thing to them - you can't do it once, Even if you do it a hundred times, your IQ is worrying. You are like a monkey in the hands of the Tathagata Buddha. No matter how hard you try, you will never be able to escape from my Wuzhi Mountain!

So much so that in despair, the players began to recognize the reality, and had to admit that they were fools, and they were played to death by Fang Jie, so they gradually gave up the challenge of Fang Jie's IQ, and turned to simply wanting to challenge the game. 7 different clearance scenarios.

Of course, during this period, there were all kinds of tricks, even after clearing the customs, I found that I was tricked again.

It's just that the players are not very angry now, or have already broken the pot, and feel that it is too normal for them to be tricked, and they have given up the resistance driven by self-esteem, so they start to be caught by the game's own stalks and routines again. It caused a lot of laughter, but there was a bit of pain in these laughter.

However, this kind of hilarity didn't last long, and the players began to lose their temper again, because the more routines encountered in the follow-up were simply breaking through the sky!
It's like you have changed from a challenger to a loser, and you have bowed your head and admitted defeat, but they are still chasing you hard and continue to give you strong medicine, so the mentality that has already collapsed, Formed the second collapse, the third collapse, the fourth collapse...

This state of mental collapse, as a metaphor, is like originally your mentality was a molecule with a stable structure, which was collapsed into an atomic state, and then the atom was collapsed into a nucleus and electrons, and the nucleus was collapsed into a neutral state. Protons and protons, and these are not over, and finally collapsed quarks...

The state of mind has collapsed to such an extent that it can no longer be described as "collapse", but completely shattered.

For example, the customs clearance method of the eighth ending is extremely strange and extremely frustrating.

The eighth ending is the plot of the second stage. Previously, the players thought they were excited after clearing the first seven plots, but they found that there were still plots behind, and instantly poured cold water on their heads.

At this time, the mentality of the players was already number one, and it was the time when their emotions were extremely unstable. However, after recovering a little bit of sanity, when they gritted their teeth and continued to clear the level, they found that they had tried countless options, but they couldn't find the eighth level. The ending of a plot.

fraud!big liar!

There is no eighth plot at all!

As a result, almost everyone tried to click on the "Strategy" on the game interface, and even some people couldn't help clicking it as early as the first plot, wanting to see the official complete strategy.

However, it turns out that they were fools again.

Because the so-called strategy is not a strategy, but a trick to deceive people.

Once clicked, the story narrator: Do you want a game guide?

Options: Yes.

Narrator: Do you really want to get the game pass strategy?

Options: Yes.

Narrator: Are you sure?

Options: Yes.

Narrator: Do you really want it that much...

Options: Yes!
Narrator: Emmmmmmm...

Options: En...

Narrator: How much do you want it?

Option: I want it so much!

At this point, if the players who have been tricked countless times still don't understand that this is actually a game routine, then they are really stupid.

But in any case, this brain hole is big enough to actually play routines in the "Strategy", which is really unexpected and quite funny, so bear with it, and continue to click to see what happens.

Narrator: Is the game too difficult to pass?
Options: Yes, this game is disgusting!

Narrator: Well, I'll give you the strategy right now.

options: !
Narrator: 3
options: ! !

Narrator: 2
options: ! ! !
Narrator: 1
options: ! ! ! !

Narrator: You are thinking too much.

options: . . . . . . . . . . .

Narrator: You want the strategy, isn't it just to clear the ending?
Options: Yes!
Narrator: I'll just give it to you!

Options: Really? ? ?Fuck!so excited!
Narrator: Congratulations on reaching the ending "12".

Option: "Return to Game".

When the players click to return to the game, then they really return to the game interface.

Uh……

That's it?

This is the Raiders?
Well, it is true that during the dialogue, the players had already given up the idea of ​​obtaining the strategy, but this result is still unexpected, actually completed the ending "12"?
Look at the "Achievements" again, there is indeed a "Complete Ending 12" medal in it!

Fuck it!
Does this work too?
Sure enough, there are really 12 plot endings!
At this time, everyone seems to have opened the door to a new world. Since clicking "Strategy" can get a plot ending, then clicking other options on the game interface will also have a plot?
Sure enough, when the players clicked on "About", they found that the content was as follows: The plot of this game is too ridiculous, if you feel uncomfortable, then... then it is uncomfortable..., if you have the ability, you can drill in from the screen to play its me?

There is also: You will lose this game if you are serious!
Below that, the option: "Click here for a surprise~!"

There's no need to think about it, players will of course have to click on the "Surprise" option at this moment!
Then the screen jumps.

The players were all shocked when they saw it!
Sure enough, it was a surprise!
Because the game actually has "My World" built in!
3D!
Fuck it!
Isn't this a text story game? Although some videos have been added, after playing for so long, players still don't know that this game still has such a high-end 3D game hidden!

This is also a customs clearance plot, as long as the player can jump continuously from one suspended block to a dozen subsequent suspended blocks without landing in the specified scene, and enter the room in midair, the level is considered to be cleared.

Not to mention the story of the customs clearance, but at this moment the players finally realized why the game capacity is as high as 80M!
There are definitely more and bigger secrets hidden in this game, but the players have never discovered it. Since "Minecraft" can be hidden in it, there must be other games!

Who the hell said this game was shoddy?

See if I don't kill him!

Well, almost all players think so. In other words, everyone has been tricked by the game planner again, and they have been cheated for so long to solve this plot puzzle.

And activating the plots of these games is actually just clicking the options on the game interface... I feel so mentally handicapped, so stupid...

(End of this chapter)