Ninety Thousand Miles Across the Weird World

Chapter 201 Yuan Tail Meat

Huang Shanjun's eyes showed disdain, he is a monster who loves food, he is proficient in various cooking techniques, the meat in the Siluo crock is really disgusting for him.

This bitch, Si Luo, is really terrible at cooking, what kind of things do she cook?

Mr. Huang Shan would rather eat corned bread than take a bite.

Huang Shanjun didn't even look at it, just sneered and waited for Siluo to eat slowly.

Si Luo blew the meat carefully, and ate it bit by bit, but Mr. Huang Shan didn't eat it. He looked at Si Luo coldly: "Jun Li was not fooled by your technique, and he didn't continue to chase and kill."

It's a pity for Huang Shanjun, Li Jun was not fooled, those toads are actually Siluo's illusion, they can confuse people's minds.

Although these toads can't completely confuse Li Jun's mind, they can lead them to a formation, where... is the real situation set up by Huang Shanjun.

Si Luo stopped eating meat, and said with a smile: "It's okay, once he enters this house, he won't be able to get out, this place is already a ghost town."

Huangshan Jun said: "What did you do to those mortals?"

Si Luo swallowed a piece of meat, with a smile in her eyes: "I turned them all into human monsters, dying but not dead, with one foot on the yin and the other on the yang."

"When these human beings sense the abnormality and arouse their ferocity, even big monsters and ghosts can't resist it, let alone mere mortals?"

The sarcasm in Huang Shanjun's eyes flashed, and he thought to himself, maybe the old witch doesn't know how powerful Li Jun is, so she really thinks Li Jun is just a mere mortal?
But this is also very good, the old witch is stupid and arrogant, I, Mr. Huangshan, just take advantage of it, let you two fight first, so that my big plan can be used.

The smell of meat filled the room, and in the heavy rain outside, the female ghost cried faintly. Huang Shanjun lay on the ground, with his head lowered, and the corners of his mouth curled up, revealing a smile.

The next day, early in the morning.

It rained and it was fine.

"Dong dong dong, is the immortal master getting up?" Someone knocked on the door outside Qiushi's courtyard, and the voice was a female's.

"Just come."

Li Jun stood up and meditated all night. He felt refreshed, walked to the door with a light smile, opened the door, and saw an elderly woman in neat clothes. Li Jun remembered that Zhang Jia called her Grandma Fang.

Granny Fang smiled heartily: "Immortal Master can get up early, Master and Madam are waiting for you in the lobby, having breakfast together."

Li Jun nodded: "Okay, you lead the way, and I will come later."

Li Jun patted his clothes, straightened his hair, and walked away. Zhang Ning hurriedly said: "Wait for me!"

Zhang Ning is completely convinced now, it's no wonder that he is a fairy teacher, when ordinary people just wake up, no matter what they do, they must have eye feces, tone or something!
There are no immortal masters.

No need to wash, clean.

Zhang Ning covered his mouth with his hands, breathed out, sniffed it close, and then frowned in disgust. At this moment, he felt sad for being a mortal.

Suddenly, Zhang Ning stopped in his tracks, and his cold sweat dripped down his face. How did his father know that he and the immortal master lived here last night?
Zhang Ning followed Li Jun heavily, and he had a very bad premonition.

Soon, Li Jun arrived at Zhang Jia's residence.

In the hall, there were some porridge and stuffed buns on the dining table. The porridge was steaming, and the buns were fragrant.

Zhang Jia is very rich, but his food is quite ordinary.

At the moment Zhang Jia is making love with his new wife, you give me a bite, and I feed you a bite, sweet and loving, envious of others.

When Li Jun walked in, Zhang Jia hurriedly pushed Si Luo away and coughed twice in embarrassment.

"Master Immortal, morning, can you subdue the female ghost last night?" Zhang Jia took a sip of soy milk and looked at Li Jun with a smile.

"Boss Zhang, don't blame me. The female ghost is too fierce. I haven't caught it yet. Please give me a few more days." Li Jun sat down by himself, and Granny Fang next to him hurriedly poured a glass of water.

"Is that so..." Zhang Jia sighed.

The new wife Si Luo next to him showed a sarcastic smile in his eyes, which disappeared in a flash, and Li Jun caught it keenly.

"It's okay, it's okay, Master Immortal will have breakfast first, come here, have a big meat bun." Zhang Jia stood up, took a meat bun graciously, and handed it to Li Jun.

"Don't look at these meat buns, they are very delicious. The meat stuffing of the buns was specially purchased by Si Luo, ginseng pork and yuanwei meat."

Li Jun took the bun with a smile, smelled it, put it aside calmly, glanced at Zhang Jia's buttocks, picked up the cup and took a sip of water.

"Does the immortal master know about ginseng pigs?"

"Appreciate further details."

Zhang Jia sat down, picked up a steamed stuffed bun, took a big bite, the gravy flowed down, swallowed it contentedly, and said.

"Ordinary pigs eat pig food. The meat is thick, not fragrant, and slightly poisonous. Eating it for a long time is not good for your health. Ginseng pigs are fed human food. Pigs eat well and take a bath every day. , the meat is delicate and white, fragrant and slightly natural sour, it is a rare treasure."

Zhang Jia chuckled: "Come here, eat quickly, eat quickly, such a good meat bun, it's a pity if you don't eat it, Master Xian, you can't have such a good breakfast outside."

Li Jun picked up the meat bun and sighed.

"Why did the immortal master sigh?"

Li Jun broke open the bun, the soup flowed sideways, revealing the red, white and white meat filling, and said with a smile: "Looking at the meat bun in front of me, I suddenly remembered an old friend."

"Oh, let's hear it?" Zhang Jia asked curiously.

Li Jun looked up at Zhang Jia, and smiled lightly: "There is a woman named Yao Jinniang who has sold donkey meat in Baishipo for hundreds of years, but has never bought a donkey. Does Boss Zhang know why?"

Zhang Jia frowned: "Because she raises donkeys?"

"Do not."

Li Jun threw down the buns in disgust, and said coldly: "Because her donkey meat is cut from people, such as Boss Zhang, where did the stuffing in your buns come from?"

Zhang Jia was baffled, he felt that Li Jun had buns on his head, and his family's meat buns had something to do with Yao Jinniang's donkey meat!

"Of course I bought the meat, could it be that it was stolen?" Zhang Jia took another big bite of the meat bun, and now he regrets inviting Li Jun.

The female ghost cried all night last night, but the fairy master Mao didn't catch her, and today she came to pick the thorns of the meat buns again.

"Ha ha."

"What is the fairy laughing at?"

Li Jun sat leisurely on the chair, playing with the taste: "I'm laughing. After being killed by a ghost, not only do people think that they are still human, but even the most basic sense of fear, pain, and even memory are lost?"

Zhang Jia's face was pale.

Li Jun's words hit the soul directly, and something is recovering.

"Boss Zhang, is your Yuanwei still there?" Li Jun teased with a half-smile.

With a cry, Zhang Jia unconsciously covered his buttocks with his hands, gave a sudden pause, opened his mouth wide, and looked at Li Jun in horror.

Li Jun nodded: "You are already dead."

"I'm already dead, I'm already dead, I'm already dead!" Zhang Jia yelled, and scenes from the past emerged, he was already dead!
(End of this chapter)