The red building is so arrogant

Chapter 726 Remarriage [Part [-]]

[Full attendance, full attendance, full attendance! 】

On October 25th of the sixth year of Longyuan, it is suitable for marriage.

"First five and last nine, kill the opponent and lose two."

Jiao Shun yelled, first took away Jia Rong's bet on the opposite side, and added some more to Jia Lian and Jia Yun on both sides, and then asked casually while shuffling the cards: "What time is it?"

He usually doesn't say that he has nothing to do with gambling and drugs, but he rarely touches these things. Unfortunately, he is the most honored guest of honor today, so he can't act too out of place, so he can only reluctantly join a table.

Of course, it doesn't mean that there are no more distinguished guests. For example, Wang Shuirong of Beijing came here yesterday, but after nightfall, these people all left one after another. Among those who stayed, he, Jiao, did his part. took the top spot.

"It's early!"

It was rare for Jia Lian to be lucky. He won thousands of taels of silver in one night, and he was happy to make more money to supplement the family. Therefore, he urged in a series of voices: "Hurry up and deal the cards, and someone will come to inform you when the time comes!"

Jia Yun hurriedly took out her pocket watch and glanced at her eyes: "Godfather, it will be [four o'clock in the morning] soon."

Jiao Shun smiled and said, "Didn't I take a picture of the old lady and the others yesterday, I guess it should be washed."

As he said that, Jia Huan, who had lost all his pocket money too early and could only enjoy his eyesight, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Let Brother Huan stand for me for a while. If you lose, it's mine. If you win, it's his." .”

In a word, Jia Huan's eyes lit up with joy, and without waiting for Jia Lian to agree, he grabbed four cards and put them in the middle. Three years later, brother Yun, this is yours, this is second brother Lian's, and brother Rong's... Bet on it, the dealer is very fat, don't lose money, big bets will be great!"

Seeing his old gambler's posture, Jiao Shun couldn't help but shook his head and laughed, and greeted a few familiar figures, then led Shuan Zhu to the darkroom by himself.

Yesterday, Shi Xiangyun wanted to ask his brothers and sisters to take a group photo, but because Baoyu returned to Yihong Courtyard early, he persuaded the old lady to take a group photo with Jia Zheng, Mrs. Wang, and Mrs. Xing.

I said it was just one photo, but I actually took more than 20 photos just to be on the safe side.

After all, this thing Jiao Shun is also a novice, and there seems to be some problems with the formula of the developer, which leads to a long rinse time and a high proportion of defects.

Fortunately, as long as the base is large enough, you will be able to wash out a roughly satisfactory finished product.

Jiao Shun worked in the darkroom for less than half an hour, and when he came out, it was already close to [five o'clock in the morning].

The servant woman who didn't know what she was doing asked in a hurry, and found out that the old lady was awake—Jia Zheng and Mrs. Wang were also supporting him all night long—so she didn't go back to the side hall. , I found it in Rongxi Hall by myself.

Jia's mother was sitting on the Arhat's bed, obviously not as energetic as yesterday, and was chatting with Mrs. Wang, when she saw Jiao Shun coming in from outside, she immediately greeted with a smile, "Brother Shun is awake too? Girl Yun was sleeping yesterday." How about it?"

"I played Pai Gow all night with Brother Lian and the others."

Jiao Shun smiled and said: "But you always know Xiangyun's temperament best. Even if the sky falls, he can be covered with a quilt, and besides, Ping'er will take care of him."

"Look at my memory."

The old lady patted her forehead lightly, and Madam Wang glanced at what Jiao Shun was holding in her hand, she couldn't help asking curiously: "But the photo was printed?"

"It's printed out, and I'm thinking of asking the old lady to have a look."

As Jiao Shun said, he brought the photo to the old lady with both hands, and asked casually, "Where is Baoyu? Haven't gotten up yet?"

Mrs. Wang turned her head to look at the photo, and said: "Supposedly, I should have woken up earlier. I asked Caixia to remind me two quarters of an hour ago. I don't know why I got stuck."

Then, he ordered Cailuan to remind him.

Jiamu put on her glasses and looked at it carefully for a while, before she said in amazement: "This is really a rare thing. Although it is not as clear as in a mercury mirror, it is ten times and a hundred times more realistic than the painting!"

"The mercury mirror can reflect clearly, but it can't retain the previous appearance."

Tanchun laughed at the side and said, "Come to take a picture of my second elder brother and sister Bao, so that when I get old and full of children and grandchildren, I can show my grandchildren how I looked when I was young."

"This is good, this is good!"

The old lady clapped her hands and said: "This is something that can last for a lifetime, or even a few lifetimes. I think it is better than any other gift. It's really hard for you to have such a heart!"

Mrs. Wang and Mrs. Xing also sang praises, and even Jia Zheng, who arrived afterward, had to praise a few words against his will.

At this moment, a servant woman quietly entered the room, leaned against the wall and whispered twice behind Mrs. Wang.

Mrs. Wang frowned slightly after hearing this, and then found a random reason, and dragged Jia Zheng to the outer courtyard.

"Madam, sir!"

As soon as she went out, Caixia greeted her profusely with sweat, and said in a trembling voice: "Second Master, Second Master, something happened to him!"

"what?!"

Both Mrs. Wang and Jia Zheng were taken aback. Mrs. Wang hurriedly asked: "What happened? Didn't I let Nanny Li, Xi Ren, and She Yue follow him all the time? How could something happen?!"

Caixia said: "I was fine when I went, but the second master suddenly said to go to the toilet before leaving, and then..."

But Jia Baoyu lied about going to the toilet, took the opportunity to avoid the eyes of the attackers, and took out a small razor from his bosom.

It was originally carried by Miaoyu in the scriptures. It is small but very sharp. Jia Baoyu grabbed the hair in a panic and pulled it back against the scalp. As a result, the hair fell out and the scalp There was also more blood.

He gritted his teeth in pain and didn't say anything, blood dripped down and covered his face.

After that, Baoyu didn't dare to shave all the roots, so he had to pull his hair and cut it down one by one.

As a result, after a long time, he became impatient again, thinking that the left and right sides had already been shaved, what is the difference between shaving more than half and shaving all of them?
So he clasped his palms together and walked out of the toilet.

When he went in, he was still Mr. Pianpian, but when he came out, he became a dickhead. Just by showing his face, the nurses, maids, and wives who were holding lanterns on the opposite side were dumbfounded!
Seeing this, Jia Baoyu felt good about himself, and recited the Buddha's name with a little embarrassment.

"Amitabha Buddha" didn't say all the words, so Putong and Putong fell on their backs, one was Xiren, who cared about him, and the other was Baoyu's nurse, Nanny Li.

But after Nanny Li fell down, she stamped her feet and cried, beating her chest, while Xi Ren was completely silent, scaring Sheyue, and hurriedly stretched out her hand to feel her breath.

"Second, Second Master!"

Because Aunt Zhao and Jia Huan hung each other, Caixia managed to calm down and asked in a trembling voice, "This is, this is..."

Baoyu was obviously relieved when she saw Sheyue finished probing Xiren's breath, until Xiren was fine, and immediately resumed the appearance of "Baoxiang Majestic", and said with palms together: "Amitabha, I won't be here anymore There are no gems, but there are only poor monks and sex."

"This, this, this..."

Seeing that he even took the dharma name, Caixia swallowed with difficulty, and suddenly turned around and ran away: "I'll report it to my wife right away!"

Then he came to the Rongxi hall in an evil way.

After hearing Caixia's words, Mrs. Wang almost lost her anger, while Jia Zheng was furious, scolding evil sons, rebellious sons, and little beasts repeatedly, and ordered the family law to be taken, threatening to kill relatives righteously.

There was such a commotion, and it was naturally noticed inside.

So Tanchun hurriedly pulled Jiao Shun out to ask what happened, and when he learned about Jia Baoyu's stupid thing, he couldn't help but stamped his feet and said, "Second brother, how can he be so nonsense, if it gets out, it will be fine?!"

Then he comforted Madam Wang and Jia Zheng: "Father and mother, don't worry, let's go and see, maybe there is a remedy!"

Hearing the word 'remedy', Mrs. Wang finally stopped crying, and was about to leave the courtyard in a hurry, but she heard that Jia Zheng was still there urging the servants to get the family law, she turned her head and pointed inside and said, "You Yell, you yell hard, just call out the old lady and let her watch you do your homework!"

"you!"

Jia Zheng gritted his teeth and sighed for a while, "The ancients sincerely did not deceive me. It really is the son of a loving mother!"

Mrs. Wang snorted coldly, but ignored him, and hurried to Yihong Courtyard with Tanchun and Jiao Shun.

When they arrived at Yihong Courtyard, they saw Jia Baoyu sitting cross-legged on the Arhat's bed with a scaby head, and Xiren next to him was hugging and crying with Nanny Li who had always been at odds.

Originally, she would not lose her composure in such a way as to attack people, but what she had been thinking about all these years was to be Baoyu's aunt, but now she ended up like this, and all thoughts were lost for a while.

Seeing her son's ugly appearance, Mrs. Wang immediately covered her heart with a look of pain, thanks to Jiao Shun and Tan Chun who supported her from left to right, stroked his back and stroked his front, it was very difficult for her to let him go. Slow down.

"evil creature……"

But even so, her words were morbidly weak: "You, what the hell are you trying to do?!"

"Amitabha~"

Although Jia Baoyu saw that his mother's condition was not right, he didn't care too much when the arrow was on the string, and recited the Buddha's mantra bravely: "Poor monk..."

"You are so poor!"

Jiao Shun slapped him on the head, and his hands were covered with blood and broken hair on the spot.

He wiped it with a handkerchief in disgust, and at the same time looked down at Jia Baoyu's 'hairstyle'. Because it was cut in the dark with a razor, and because he was afraid of pain, he didn't dare to shorten the hair, so Baoyu's hair was uneven in length. There are also one or two strands of fish that slipped through the net, which is probably enough to comb the shape of a money mouse tail.

He pondered for a while, and said to Xiren next to him, "Where's his shaved hair? Hurry up and pick up the long ones and collect them."

Seeing Baoyu's head bleeding, Mrs. Wang forgot how bad his actions were for a moment, she jumped up and looked at it distressedly, when she heard Jiao Shun's order, she turned her head and asked, "Why, have you thought of a way?"

Jiao Shun nodded and said: "At this point, we can only fool around first—fortunately, he is going to wear a hat to go out today, and when he greets his relatives, he will stick a circle of hair on it. If he doesn't look carefully, he should be able to get away with it."

When Mrs. Wang heard this, she hurriedly urged Xiren to find her hair.

In fact, she didn't need to urge her. Hearing that the matter could be remedied, Xiren left Nanny Li and rushed to the toilet.

At this time, Baoyu poked his neck and shouted: "I'm already a monk, how can I waste my life again? If you insist on forcing me to go, I will take off my hat at Xue's house!"

"You child!"

Mrs. Wang was so angry that she almost had a heart attack again, she covered her heart and looked at Jiao Shun for help, but Jiao Shun was willing to help to cover it up, it was because of the affection of the family members of the whole family, now she is facing her Spreading his eyes and spreading his hands, he put on a posture of helplessness.

Mrs. Wang became more and more panicked, she gritted her teeth and rushed to the doctor for STD: "I'm not afraid to tell you the truth now, that letter is actually a forgery - your sister Lin never traveled around the world, not even Suzhou, but He has always been in the capital!"

"what?!"

Jia Baoyu's expression changed after hearing this, and he turned to look at Jiao Shun: "So, Sister Lin has actually been at Brother Jiao's house all this time?!"

This really made him half right.

"how is this possible!"

Mrs. Wang hurriedly explained: "I mean that the last letter was a forgery, because my family saw that you were going to Suzhou all day long, so they forged a letter, intending to make you give up completely, who knows... ..."

Baoyu was confused, and questioned: "Sister Lin should be in Suzhou, why does the wife say she is in the capital?!"

"This……"

Mrs. Wang also sorted out the logic, and then said: "Actually, two days ago, a person who claimed to be a 'Miss Su' sent a letter to Bao girl, wanting to invite her to write a storybook novel—— Bao girl looked at the writing, isn't it exactly your sister Lin's handwriting?!"

"She told me about this on purpose later. I didn't say anything because I was afraid it would affect your marriage. If you don't believe me, you can ask Baochai yourself after she passes the door!"

Hearing this, Jiao Shun couldn't help secretly praising Xue Baochai for his good calculations. He stabbed to Mrs. Wang's side in advance, so he didn't have to worry about Mrs. Wang's revealing the matter in advance, and also avoided accidents.

It's just that people are not as good as heaven, no matter how resourceful Xue Baochai is, I'm afraid Jia Baoyu will make a fuss on the wedding day to shave or become a monk, thus forcing Mrs. Wang to reveal her truth.

"This this……"

Jia Baoyu was dubious: "Madam, what are these words, which ones are true and which ones are false? You are not trying to deceive me again, are you?"

Mrs. Wang touched his head with distress and resentment, and said with a wry smile: "You are already like this, how dare mother lie to you? When you bring Baochai back, you will know the truth when you ask!"

Jia Baoyu was in a bit of a dilemma, he mustered up a lot of courage to shave off his long hair, but now he changed his mind because of a piece of unfounded news that was hard to distinguish between true and false, it was really embarrassing.

At this time, Tanchun found the groom's official hat from somewhere, and he couldn't help but put it on for him, and said through gritted teeth: "Brother doesn't think about us, but also think about Sister Lin—if she hears that you are ordained as a monk , I'm afraid that all thoughts will be lost immediately!"

These words gave a step, and Jiao Shun also followed closely, glued the shaved hair on it again, Baoyu finally half-pushed and half-agreed, surrounded by everyone [ya] song】Exit, go to the front yard.

(End of this chapter)