Genshin Impact, I'm Slime

Chapter 256
"Gan Yu, are you alright? Qiqi...get up quickly."

Noticing the two dark red horns on top of Gan Yu's head, Hu Tao seemed to have thought of something, and hurried over to separate Qi Qi from Gan Yu who was thrown down, but she didn't want to be tripped by the struggling Gan Yu, so she threw herself on Qi Qi, The paper of time was flying, and the scrolls in his arms were scattered aside, and the scene was extremely chaotic.

"Tsk tsk..."

Famas hid on the second floor of the study, watching the farce on Feiyunpo Avenue with great interest, with an excited smile on his lips.

And Xing Qiu had already started to pick up the booklet on the desk, taking what happened just now as material for writing, and quickly recorded it.

"Shocked! Bubulu's apprentice threw Secretary Qixing down in the street..."

Gan Yu stretched out her hands, pinched Qiqi's face, and tried her best to move the little zombie's head away. Hu Tao also got up from the ground in embarrassment, grabbed Qiqi's calf, and separated her from Gan Yu.

With disheveled clothes, Gan Yu gritted her teeth with tears in her eyes, stood up as if being bullied, and quickly distanced herself from the two of them.

Hu Tao quietly blocked Qiqi behind her.

Damn it, offended Qi Xing's secretary, it's over.

"Walnut...Qiqi found it, and the coconut sheep!"

With an innocent face, Xiao Qiqi raised her hand and pointed to Gan Yu who smoothed out the wrinkles of her clothes.

"I'm not a coconut sheep!"

Gan Yu hid beside the beams and pillars of the covered bridge to protest, her face full of grievances.

"She has horns, and she looks like a coconut sheep."

Hu Tao suddenly remembered that this legendary seven-star secretary also seemed to like eating at Xiangling's Wanmintang, and he ordered some vegetarian dishes.

As a Qilin family, Gan Yu is a strict vegetarian. Drinking must be nectar and eating must be Jiahe, even if there is meat oil mixed in vegetable balls.

With horns, vegetarian, if...

Hu Tao's eyes moved down, and Gan Yu was so startled that she almost took out her bow and arrows to hit them.

Just now she was called Wang Xiaomei by Famas, and now she meets a strange kid who calls herself Coconut Sheep. Gan Yu only feels that she has encountered misunderstandings that she has never experienced for thousands of years.

"My name is Gan Yu! Kid Qiqi, I'm not a coconut sheep, and what is a coconut sheep..."

Before Gan Yu finished speaking, Qiqi interrupted her in a very serious tone: "Thank you, Sister Yeyang, your milk is delicious, Qiqi likes it."

The atmosphere fell into silence.

"Snapped!"

Hu Tao slapped her forehead with a slap, and hurriedly covered Qiqi's mouth, but it was of no avail.

"I... I... my tits!!!"

Gan Yu's face turned red in an instant, and she cried out in surprise, subconsciously covering her chest with her hands, not even taking care of cleaning up the documents scattered on the ground.

She is a half-human, half-celestial existence. If she can awaken the blood in her body, it is indeed possible to reproduce the majesty of the ancient unicorn.

Qiqi broke free from Hu Tao's hand, made up the knife in time, and bowed deeply to the frightened Gan Yu with apology: "Coconut milk is the milk of coconut sheep. It's delicious. Qiqi likes it best."

"You are a coconut sheep, you can squeeze out Qiqi's favorite coconut milk, so thank you."

Gan Yu was so shocked that she couldn't speak, her face was so red that she could bleed when pinched, her lips were trembling uncontrollably.

Seeing that the situation was not going well, Hu Tao immediately picked up Qi Qi and explained to Gan Yu awkwardly: "Ahem, Mr. Gan Yu, Qi Qi is still young and ignorant, let's go first! Remember to help me ask Ke Qing and Ning Greetings from Master Guangda! Goodbye!"

Hu Tao hugged Qiqi and fled the crime scene at an unprecedented speed.

"stop!"

Gan Yu bit her lip, lowered her head, a lavender bow and arrow gradually appeared in her palm.

We must capture these two guys back!
"The epitome of wind and snow..."

"Falling down like glass!"

The crystallized ice element filled the air, but it was a pity that Hu Tao and Qi Qi had already disappeared without a trace. The aggrieved and shy Gan Yu clenched her fists, picked up the paperwork on the ground, and ran quickly towards Yuehai Pavilion.

She wants to sue Keqing!
It must be the guy Hu Tao who taught Qiqi badly.

Looking at the back of the coconut sheep going away, Famas took out the paper bag that Gan Yu had handed him earlier, and a familiar advertisement suddenly appeared in his mind: "Authentic coconut milk of coconut sheep brand, freshly squeezed with fresh coconut sheep , do not add coconut milk as raw squeeze to deceive people.”

"I've been drinking since childhood."

Xingqiu was still writing quickly, but Famas suddenly frowned, stretched out his hand, received the scroll that had just fallen from Hu Tao's body, and unfolded the scroll suspiciously.

"Hey! Who made me look so handsome?"

Feeling the divine power of the rock element contained in the scroll, Famas immediately understood that Hu Tao was the person Zhong Li said would come to rescue him, and then thought of the call in the leylines and Hu Tao's identity a few days ago...

"Are there any friends I used to have in the Hall of Rebirth?"

Famas thought seriously.

His old friends who fought with him thousands of years ago, except for the missing alchemist Gold, have all passed away completely, and there is no possibility of resurrection.

"Catch up and you'll know."

Putting the scroll into his arms, Famas turned over and chased in the direction where Hu Tao left.

Xingqiu, who was writing and drawing with a piece of paper, was just about to say something, when Famas, who was discussing the creation of a novel with him just now, had disappeared.

On the other side, in the garden of Yujing Terrace, Hu Tao ran towards Wuwangpo with Qi Qi in his arms.

According to Gan Yu's hidden black-bellied attributes, he will definitely not let them go easily.

It's better to find a sack and bury Qiqi directly.

"Qiqi, I told you everything, Gan Yu is not a coconut sheep! Look at you, you made him look like that!"

Hu Tao rubbed Qiqi's little head and taught her a lesson.

"But she is all in line, why not..."

Qi Qi was obviously very persistent in her conclusion, she pouted.

Hu Tao lowered her head as if discouraged, and dragged the little zombie on the way out of Liyue Port.

Little did he know that the ones who were thinking about him were Famas who was chasing after him with a picture scroll, and Zhongli and his party from Liyue Port who were about to return to Liyue Port after searching for coconut sheep in Tianheng Mountain to no avail.

At this moment, Paimeng kept asking Zhongli for more stories about the death machine.

The ancient book "Stone Book Collection" records: There are dust kings and demon gods whose names will die, and they will make friends with the rock king, set up a strong crossbow to defend Tianheng, and die every day.

At that time, Liyue was still managed by Morax, the king of rocks. Unfortunately, he couldn't fully understand the joys and sorrows of people. The laws were cold and unreasonable, just like himself.

Later, during the period of co-government by the two gods, Liyue was restricted by the "contract", and the life of the residents was prosperous.

At that time, liyue lilies multiplied and spread all over every piece of land. The blue stamens bloomed in patches of fields, telling the hope of life in the wind.

If there hadn't been that battle of demon gods back then, the story of two gods co-ruling might have been eulogized through the ages.It's a pity that the world is unpredictable, and the final life ends in that year.

That was a major reshuffle in the Demon God Realm, and even the mild-tempered Demon God of Dust was not spared.She finally died on Guiliyuan, in the arms of Liuli Lily, and disappeared with the patch of flowers.

Legends tell of her leaving one last gift to her beloved friend before she turned to dust.

The surviving death machine fell into disrepair for a long time, sitting alone on Tianheng Mountain, silently watching the entire Liyue on behalf of the God of Dust.

Times are constantly changing, and Liyue is still the same Liyue, and it has been more than a thousand years since that war.

"Then it seems that this rock god is not as good as what Liyue people said?"

"Abandoning the person who likes me and going to fight so far away."

Paimon compared Farmas with Liyue's Rock God in his mind, although he knew little about Farmas' past and often bullied her.

But every time he was in danger, that guy would choose to save himself and Ying without hesitation.

"Well, much worse than Farmas."

Paimon clapped his little hands and nodded affirmatively, never expecting that the rock god she detested was by his side.

(End of this chapter)