Genshin Impact, I'm Slime

Liyue is adjacent to the Cloud Sea and has the largest deep-water port in Teyvat. The sea and sky are one color at the end of the port's sight, vast and desolate, so the noon in the port city is not as scorching as the Sumeru Omos area. The sea breeze blows in, bringing with it a damp and slightly cold smell, and it fills the lungs in one breath, making you cool and refreshed.

The fat white seagulls fly along the sea breeze, spread their wings, and prepare to find a square to snatch the tourists' fried meatballs.

And in the square of Yujingtai where the three gods gathered, every time Famas mentioned a scientific achievement granted to Mond by Munata, Wendy would hold down her hat awkwardly and lower her head even lower.

By the time Famas stopped telling the story, the little poet had already shrunk his neck and covered his ears, looking like a pitiful person trying to cover up his own mistakes.

However, Famas, who was scolding the other party, seemed to have a heart of stone. Looking at Wendy's cowering appearance, the boy reached out and pinched the little poet's cheek, then pulled the other party in front of him condescendingly.

"Tell me, elf, what have you done with all the things I taught you?"

Famas's knuckles sank into Wendy's soft and warm face, and the delicate touch made the boy stunned for a moment.

He finally understood why the lady pinched Wendy's face. The poet's face felt really good, and the other party was a god in the sky. The sense of accomplishment of pinching a god was even more addictive.

But Wendy obviously didn't think too much about it. She puffed up her cheeks and muttered, shaking her head to shake off Famas's messy hand.

As the best bard in the world, Wendy certainly still remembers the technological achievements imported from Munata. He can even recall the design blueprint details and technical principles of those technologies, as well as the changes and test iterations of each piece of data.

It’s just that the knowledge that FAMAS gave him was too advanced, even comparable to the forbidden knowledge.

The Seven Gods are responsible for guiding mankind, and giving such wisdom to mankind is not necessarily a good thing.

Mondstadt is a free country, and the wind god Barbatos almost never interferes with Mondstadt's internal affairs and economic operations. However, when it comes to the existence above the sky, Venti still makes choices for his people.

"Cartography, mechanics... I don't remember, I don't remember, I don't remember anything!"

Facing Famas's questioning, Wendy denied it flatly and shook her head like a rattle. At the same time, she stared at Famas with an innocent look, as if she was sure that as long as she showed this expression, the other party would definitely soften his heart.

Wendy's cuteness was obviously very effective. Seeing the poet's pitiful expression, Famas blinked in astonishment and his tone subconsciously softened: "It's okay, forget it if you can't remember it. I can repeat it to you..."

Speaking of retelling, Famas came back to his senses. He looked again at the silent Zhongli, as well as the expectant Traveler and Paimon, and made a disdainful "tsk" sound.

"Okay, now that I'm in a good mood, I'll tell someone how Heulia was resurrected."

"…If this can be called a resurrection."

Famas looked at Zhongli meaningfully, with a mocking smile on his face, as if he was laughing at the other party's meaningless efforts over thousands of years and his current lack of vision.

"But before I explain how to complete the resurrection process, I have a small question."

"What makes you so sure that the creature that appeared on the Golden House owner's booth is the demon named Heulia?" Famas' tone was cold, and even under the scorching sun at noon in Liyue, it revealed a chilling sense of horror.

Venti, who knew the resurrection process well, obviously would not interrupt Famas's explanation, but just gently plucked the strings of the harp in his hand. Zhongli frowned and did not answer, as if he was thinking about the deeper meaning of the boy's question.

The Emperor certainly noticed that Famas used the word "creature" to refer to the Salt Demon, but if the person who appeared in the Golden House and protected Ning Lan, the director of the Silver Origin Hall, behind her was not Heulia, then who else could it be?

Whether it was her appearance and clothing, her behavior, her demonic authority, or even the throne of fate that was shining again in the sky, it was enough to prove that Heulia had returned to the mortal world.

The traveler was also holding his chin in thought. Unexpectedly, after listening to Famas's story, Paimon seemed to think of the horror stories circulating among the people of Liyue. He suddenly widened his eyes, grabbed his collar with his hands, and eagerly told everyone his thoughts:
“Well, could it be true as Xingqiu said, that there are monsters in the mountains and forests of Liyue that can take over other people’s bodies?”

"Xingqiu said that those monsters would devour the bodies of those who had gone missing in the forest, then disguise themselves as the missing persons themselves and approach their relatives and friends. When their close friends and loved ones let down their guard, they would eat their souls as well!"

Paimon quickly finished telling the strange story he had heard from the second young master of Feiyun Chamber of Commerce, then timidly leaned against the traveler. After a moment, he distanced himself from the traveler and Famas and others like a frightened bird, pointing at everyone with a trembling finger:
"You... haven't been eaten by monsters?"

"Woohoo... my traveler!"

Paimon's silly look left everyone speechless, and the Traveler was even more furious. He quickly rushed to the little fool Paimon and knocked him hard on the head.

“…Ouch, Traveler, what are you doing?!”

Paimon covered his head with his hands and complained, rubbed the place where he was hit hard, then waved his little fists and pounced on the traveler with gritted teeth, obviously wanting to take revenge.

Famas rubbed his brow helplessly, Zhongli still had that silent and distant look on his face. Only Venti played the piano with a smile, accompanying the fight between the Traveler and Paimon.

After Yingmei successfully held Paimon in her arms, Famas couldn't help but sigh.

The three people standing on the Yujing Terrace now are Barbatos, the singer of the sky who can move mountains and fill the sea, Morax, who is revered as the god of war and the god of precious gold, and Harpas, the god of war who once swept across the continent of Teyvat.

Not to mention the Liyue monsters, even if the Maintainer of Heavenly Justice came in person, he would have to be slapped by the three gods and one god, and then return to the Sky Island in disgrace, sort out those messy powers and then come down to beat them up.

However, this situation only exists under ideal conditions. If the justice of heaven really comes, Venti will probably run faster than anyone else, and Zhongli will immediately turn against them and point their guns at FAMAS, who is called the traitor god, together with the Maintainers.

In the end, FAMAS was the only one who faced justice.

After the little fool Paimon made such a fuss, the tense atmosphere surrounding everyone was inexplicably eased a little, and Famas no longer wanted to keep everyone in suspense.

After the traveler told Paimon that there was no such thing as a man-eating monster, he took her back to Famas and waited for his next words. (End of this chapter)