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Chapter 1187: Making Trouble (Part 1187) [Seeking a Monthly Ticket]

The future imperial consort was tied up by Li Wan using the power of words.

  He sat with his head down in the dark and damp corner of the cave, trying to figure out why things had turned out like this.

As the king's favored prospective son-in-law, he is undoubtedly excellent and valued. His wedding date with Princess Wang is set for August next year. His future father-in-law generously supports him and even gives him the task of receiving the Kangguo delegation, explaining its seriousness in advance.

The name of our country is [Zhen], and it was previously a neighbor of Gao State.

When the Gao Kingdom was destroyed, the neighbor naturally changed.

As a small country surviving in the cracks, Zhen State has neither natural geographical advantages nor sufficient military forces to transform the environment into an iron barrel that is easy to defend and difficult to attack. In addition, the domestic arable land is limited and food is very dependent on the central continent. Due to various restrictions, their foreign policy is to endure if they can, retreat if they can, protect themselves, and outlast their opponents! They have always been trying to please Gao State.

Wu Xian, the king of Gao State, was also a wise and capable ruler.

I don't know how capable he is, but he has a good temper.

Not only did they accept the flattery of the State of Zhen, they also did not mind the exchanges between the two peoples. The State of Zhen got a lot of salt from the State of Gao, and the caravans could borrow the passage. As a token of gratitude, the State of Zhen would send some good things during festivals to show its friendship, and also sent dozens of beauties.

Most of the beauties were awarded to meritorious officials.

Only one or two of them could catch Wu Xian's eye.

Zhen Guo didn't care what happened to these beauties in the future, as long as the goal was achieved. With these beauties around, they could more or less influence the meritorious officials of Gao Guo. With pillow talk, Gao Guo would not be too harsh on Zhen Guo. This was how peace lasted for five or six years.

When Gao State was destroyed, Zhen State also wanted to lend a helping hand.

A neighbor who can be bribed with money and sex is really a relief.

However, when they knew the time from the beginning to the end of the war between Gao and Kang, they secretly retracted their outstretched hands; knowing that Kang had fought a war with Beimo before fighting Gao, Zhen dared not move even more, fearing that they would be buried with the emperor if they were not careful.

Assuming that the post-war affairs in Kangguo were almost completed, Zhenguo did some preparations and sent an envoy to Kangguo.

This time, the tribute was not beauties collected from the people.

Born into a wealthy family, his talent may not be in the eyes of geniuses, but his appearance is very outstanding. Whenever he goes out, he always throws fruit to fill the car. He is smooth-tempered and eloquent. I don't know how many women want to have a love affair with him.

He does have a lot of romantic relationships.

He was sent as an envoy to arrange marriage for the emperor, and many beauties’ dreams were shattered.

This shows Zhen Guo's eagerness to please Kang Guo.

Li Wan came as an envoy of Kangguo, and the court of Zhenguo was overjoyed, thinking that Li Wan came to discuss the marriage of "national rites of peace". Even if it was not, it was probably good news.

Zhen Guo expressed his importance and assigned the matter to the deputy imperial concubine.

He is now doubting his life. He wants to recall carefully how things turned out to be like this!

At first, when he saw that the envoy Li Wan was a young lady, the future imperial consort felt uncomfortable - female scholars were only found in the wild land of the northwest continent, and there was no such heresy in Zhen Kingdom! He also did not think that women were qualified to wear the same literary seal, hang swords on their waists, and wear scarves on their heads as men...

  It's totally inappropriate and disgraceful!

In his heart, he had all kinds of concerns and dislikes for Li Wan, but he had no ability, let alone the qualifications to despise Li Wan's backer - Kangguo! Not to mention that he had no qualifications, even his future father-in-law who gave him the honor of being a quasi-son-in-law was not qualified, and he had to flatter him!

He is not blind to be chosen by the king as his son-in-law.

On the contrary, he is quite knowledgeable and interesting.

  Not only did he satisfy Li Wan materially, he also flattered her emotionally, and even acted stupid on purpose, asking Li Wan for some harmless cultivation tips, complimenting her on her gender abilities according to Li Wan's wishes, and repeatedly stating that in his opinion, there was no difference between men and women in the world, and he believed that it was natural for women to cultivate!

He tried his best to please Li Wan.

Unexpectedly, Li Wan was as irritable as a madman, and his words were sharp and sarcastic, which was even more frowned upon than a shrew in the market.

At least the street shrews were only rude and rude outside. When they got home and locked the door, they knew how to take care of their husbands and children and knew that the husband was the leader of the wife. Li Wan not only embarrassed people at the welcoming banquet, but also laughed at and beat people when he was drunk, saying that this old scholar looked cruel, scolded that minister for his mean face, and pointed at the son of a nobleman and said that he looked like a man who stuck out his butt to sell backdoors.

  All of these can be tolerated!

They don't bother with a woman who can't drink!

The day after the welcoming banquet, Li Wan was bored and went out to the street. She said that she had not seen such simple rural scenery for many years and it was a rare opportunity to relive it. Her uneducated and stinky mouth never closed. She kept talking about how the street was shabby, the house was old, and the pedestrians on the road were all pale and thin as if they were in a famine. The officials of the State of Zhen who had received her before were full of fat.

The future imperial consort's face was as black as the mud beneath his feet.

Li Wan was walking with a swagger, and bumped into a dandy who was playing with cats and walking dogs. He got into a conflict with the dandy over a disagreement, and almost tore down the entire street! Even a fool should know that Li Wan was deliberately looking for trouble.

The King of Zhen had no choice but to hold his nose and endure it.

[We must not let her find any evidence against us.]

It's obvious that they are here to humiliate and provoke me.

[They are holding a grudge against us for wanting to help Gao Nation before.]

If they can't help themselves, the other party will catch them.

[Just bear with it for a while and send the person away. ]

The King of Zhen sighed and tried to comfort his future son-in-law, but he felt a bit sad in his heart - Zhen was not strong, and the people had no dignity, and even he, the King, had to look at the faces of envoys from other countries. He should have been full of vigor and vitality in his prime, but he lived so aggrievedly.

Please this one, depend on that one.

But he had no choice but to do it.

No matter how aggrieved he was as a ruler, he was still a ruler after all, and the people under his rule had to look up to him. If he really couldn't even be a ruler, and became a country bumpkin, he would be trampled upon by others.

The future imperial consort could only nod in agreement.

He tried to be energetic enough to deal with the picky Li Wan, but Li Wan refreshed his perception - this woman is not only uneducated, but also a whore! A lustful person! A sex-hungry ghost! Disgusting!

After cursing and fighting, Li Wan found that the officials of Zhen State avoided her. She felt bored and began to frequently harass the officials who received her. These officials could not avoid her at all, so they could only endure being groped by her. Of course, they only groped a little.

She was very explicit towards the prince consort.

Not only did she force him to drink maliciously, but she also openly treated him like an actor at the banquet and frequently gave him hints that she should be alone. Officials of all ranks turned pale. Although it is said that women suffer and men gain when a man and a woman have an affair, Li Wan's behavior is wild. I dare not think about how many men she has had affairs with. If the future imperial concubine has something with her, the imperial concubine will suffer, and the royal family will also be humiliated. What about Wang Ji? Li Wan's behavior is too much!

The future imperial consort was even more furious.

This anger was not because he wanted to remain chaste for his fiancée Wang Ji, but because Li Wan had said something disrespectful to him! How dare a whore like that covet such a handsome man? This humiliation was unbearable!

After two days of harassment without any results, Li Wan changed his strategy.

From crude harassment to inducement.

He was his future son-in-law, and it didn't prevent him from having a fleeting romance with me. If he got the favor of me, would he have fewer opportunities for official career in the future? After all, a son-in-law is a son-in-law, not a son who can inherit the foundation. His development in Zhen State has a ceiling. If he follows me, it will be different! Li Wan held the wine cup in his mouth, tilted his neck lazily, and drank the wine in one gulp.

[Or is it that the Prince Consort is afraid of offending Her Highness Princess Wang? ]

This is naturally impossible.

The prince consort also had a family background. After he came of age, his family arranged for him to have a concubine to take care of him. Even when he became the king's designated son-in-law, his concubine was not disposed of. When the princess gave birth to the eldest son, these women could get a legitimate status.

The king's requirement for him was that the eldest son must be born to Wang Ji, and he didn't care about anything else. He also promised Wang Ji that he would do this. If he really had a relationship with the envoy Li Wan, it would not affect his marriage.

Li Wan smiled and narrowed his eyes: [Or are you afraid of your wife, my husband? ] The future husband said: [The king is the leader of his subjects, and the husband is the leader of his wife. I naturally love and respect your highness, so there is no question of fear! ]

Li Wan lifted his chin with his finger.

The future imperial concubine tried to turn away, but Li Wan was quicker than him and held his chin, saying eagerly: [The imperial concubine's answers are all so manly and fascinating.]

The lust between a man and a woman could not be hidden in her eyes.

The future imperial consort fled for the first time.

But he could not escape the first day, and he had to come out to coordinate and deal with the aftermath of Li Wan's trouble. After a while, his mentality also changed subtly - Li Wan was really disgusting, but her appearance was really beautiful and charming.

Every time she looked at him with those enchanting eyes, he would be distracted. Even though he said he was disgusted, his body was the most honest.

Finally, he lost control.

I stayed with a vengeful mentality.

He wanted to use the most primitive violence to teach Li Wan a lesson.

result--

The result is that the memory is extremely vague, and my head is groggy. It was broad daylight one moment, and sunset the next. I was clearly talking to my future father-in-law not long ago, but my thoughts drifted away and I was drinking with a familiar colleague.

The memories of those days are vague.

The vast sea of ​​smoke and the wind passes by without leaving a trace.

When his mind was a little clearer, he was in a strange place.

He was terrified and asked the only person he knew what happened and why he was here. Li Wan said something that made him unbelievable: "My dear, what's wrong with you? Didn't you say you would take me to elope back to Kangguo? Why are you asking about me?"

Quasi-son-in-law Duwei: [……!!!]

  He doesn't believe it, he absolutely doesn't believe it!

At the same time, a chill rose throughout the body.

He looked at Li Wan as if he had seen a ghost. He felt that she was the evil fox in the strange stories that did all kinds of evil and stirred up trouble!

The future imperial consort was afraid of alerting the enemy.

Pretending to feel sick: [My head hurts...]

[Maybe I didn't get enough rest these days...] Li Wan pursed his lips, his smile was somewhat ambiguous, and his words made the future prince consort's stomach churn, almost vomiting, [My dear husband has been very enthusiastic these days, always pestering me. ]

  Saying such obscene words in broad daylight!

He couldn't believe that he was involved with such a person!

  Even the top prostitute in a brothel is more loyal than her!

The future prince consort couldn't hold back, and soon he found out what happened during the days when he lost his memory - there were rumors that he fell in love with the envoy Li Wan at first sight, fell in love at second sight, and decided to elope at third sight. He was roaring with anger in his heart!

This is impossible!

This was definitely a deliberate murder!

The desire to kill someone reached its peak at this moment.

He finally found an opportunity to fight back.

The devil is always one step ahead of the good, and he was tricked by Li Wan.

He went to bed very late last night, and fell into a deep sleep because he couldn't hold it any longer. When the sky was turning pale, he was awakened by a loud noise. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Li Wan using a whetstone to brush, brush, brush, and rhythmically sharpen the sword blade. The sharp blade was so white that it could reflect light. What's even more terrible is that she sat next to him and sharpened the sword!

While carefully stroking the blade with her thumb and feeling the thickness with her fingertips, she turned her head to look at him: "Tsk, you finally woke up."

The future imperial concubine could smell the unique smell of metal.

The smell made him feel cold all over and his scalp tingled.

"Are you going to kill me?"

Li Wan continued sharpening his sword: "Is your life precious?"

"After all, one night of marriage is a hundred nights of grace..."

"Puff..." Li Wan's appearance was the same as her former name, gentle and soft, with no sharp features. Now she was wearing simple casual clothes, which made her look more beautiful and elegant, like a mountain ghost born from mountains and rivers, clear and harmless, but when she opened her mouth, she spoke harshly like a ghost, "What a shameless Hasma, are you worthy of my bed? Are you still dreaming?"

"Girl, even if I'm not picky, I don't have to eat shit."

“It’s still the shit outside!”

“It’s better to produce and sell by yourself and entertain yourself.”

The future imperial consort: "..."

He almost vomited blood.

At this time, a third person's laughter was heard outside the cave.

Li Wan's eyes flashed, he held the sword horizontally in front of him, and made hand gestures with his left hand to prepare for the unknown enemy situation. This place is on the border between Kangguo (formerly the border of Gaoguo) and Zhengguo. Some remnants of Gaoguo are scattered here to stir up trouble. Li Wan's situation is not very safe.

She took the future imperial concubine Duwei away in a high-profile manner and announced it widely. She encountered many obstacles on the way and got separated from the rest of the delegation. They could only gather at the border according to the signs. Li Wan was a weak and literary scholar. He had to deal with the interception and control the spirit of the future imperial concubine Duwei. You can imagine how much pressure he was under.

I just shook off a few pursuers yesterday.

  Is this catching up again?

Li Wan felt a chill in his heart until the new figure appeared.

Although the opponent was standing against the light, Li Wan could only see the outline of his figure. However, he breathed a sigh of relief the moment he saw it clearly and put down his sword.

The man asked, "You're giving up your sword before you know my identity?"

If you abandon your sword, you will be truly unarmed.

Li Wan said: "No need to ask, I believe it."

  This is in the territory of Kangguo, and the person coming has feminine features - a very typical female warrior body shape!

Based on these two points alone, she knew that he was one of hers.

Zhao Wei came in with a knife in hand: "I like your forthright character. May I know your name, lady? Are you interested in serving in the army? To be honest, I need someone like you in my army!"

The drunkard's real interest is not in the wine——

  And in the [Five Virtues of a General]!

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It's sad. When I was making a U-turn at the intersection, I rear-ended a car parked on the side of the road.

The car of the owner who was rear-ended said that he just got out of the repair shop yesterday and he hasn't even had time to go for the annual inspection yet.

  PS: I feel like I'm going to have a psychological trauma. My cousin actually said that it's better to catch up now than to pick up the car and chase after Xiaomi. It's a headache. He actually laughed at me. Passing the driving license in one go doesn't affect my poor driving skills... Don't I have to practice?

Alas, the timing of steering in the driving school is completely different from the actual driving time. The steering wheel was turned too late, and the distance judgment was wrong. Ouch.

PPS: It's really hot today, just as cold as my heart. I put a bottle of perfume in the car this morning, and the car was parked outside for the whole afternoon. The perfume bottle was so hot that it felt like it could boil.