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Chapter 1208: The Eighth Year of Yuanhuang (Part 1208) [Seeking monthly votes]

Qi Shan and others knew Shen Tang's love for Gong Xichou's body. In the past, he even wanted to twist off her head and put his own head on it. Now, just pinching her breasts is considered civilized. However, these people obviously did not include Tan Ting and He Xin.

Tan Ting knew that Qi Shan had this method, so he was not surprised that Shen Tang could turn into another man. What really surprised him was Shen Tang's action! The whole audience was silent! The chess piece in Li Wan's hand fell on the chessboard, making a crisp sound, waking everyone up.

Qishan: "..."

Qin Li chose to close his eyes, thinking out of sight, out of mind.

Shen Tang asked: "What's wrong with you?"

Li Wan hesitated: "My Lord, this is... frivolous..."

It is not right to say that he is flirting with Gong Xichou. His face is a one-to-one replica of the Jimo Qiu High Priest, and this body is also the master's own, but it is just an "illusion" of Gong Xichou. Even if he pinches his chest muscles, it is the master himself who is pinching, not Gong Xichou, so it is naturally not flirting. But this action has shattered some illusions.

Shen Tang knew what she was going to say.

"How can this be considered frivolous?"

He looked down at the perfect body that turned the loose women's clothes into tight ones, exerted a little force to make the muscle outline more clear, and showed off proudly, "Even if it's frivolous, there are 365 days in a year, so what's wrong with letting me have fun for one day?"

The grand speech immediately stunned the whole audience.

When Li Wan heard this, he actually felt that there was some perverse logic in it.

The rumors within the Gongxiqiu Conservation Association turned out to be true—

The Lord truly admires Gong Xichou.

Ask her why she knew the inside rumors?

Naturally, it was because Li Wan was also a member of the Gongxichou Conservation Association. Although she joined for the association's welfare at the beginning, after getting to know Gongxichou carefully, she found that it was not unreasonable for so many people to praise him, and he really appealed to some people. Over the years, Li Wan was also a half-fan of Gongxichou, but Gongxichou had been elusive in recent years. Before the Zhenguo War, Li Wan's impression of Gongxichou was limited to the text and portrait on paper. After the Zhenguo War, she was shocked by his absolute strength.

I admire and fear this half-idol.

But the master in front of him is different.

Shen Tang said: "Don't you want to touch a body like this?"

She wanted to possess it for herself back then.

People should be bolder. What if their dreams come true?

Li Wan was confused by this question. As a subject, she couldn't lie to her master, so she could only say awkwardly, "I really miss you."

  Who wouldn’t want to touch the body of Kangguo’s top military commander?

Shen Tang said confidently: "Then is it wrong for me to touch it?"

Li Wan: “…”

  Qi Shan raised his foot and kicked Qin Li secretly, his eyes hinting wildly - the Minister of Rites, who has always been dignified and polite, has no clue what to do when facing his master's hooligan behavior in broad daylight?

Qin Li responded by stepping on his instep and deliberately rolling it hard - Your Majesty, you acted like a hooligan in public by using the faces and bodies of Gongxi Chou brothers. Wasn't this the convenience provided by Qishan? Why don't you ask yourself what you did wrong when you pushed others to be your shield?

Qi Shan’s face turned blue from the pain.

He lowered his voice and threatened: "Qin-gong-su!"

"I'm not deaf, but you'd better shut up."

  Don't force him to slap someone on his happiest day!

Others looked up at the sky and down at the ground but didn't dare to look at Shen Tang. They were afraid that looking at him too much would affect the image of the master in their hearts. Anyway, the attendants were not here, and no one would write this down on paper for future generations to check. The master could do whatever he wanted. Shen Tang pouted and had a good chat with He Xin/He Shu's wife. She made it clear that Shen Tang's aesthetics were indeed ahead of the times, and such a fit body was indeed worthy of praise.

If I had the right tools, I would really like to paint a picture.

Shen Tang bit his snack: "There will be a chance."

Completely ignoring the slightly disapproving looks from the He Shu brothers.

[Another Spring] is a well-known entertainment club, with many styles. Each courtyard has its own theme, which is said to be more than 30 kinds, and each themed courtyard has a special program. In addition to regular singing and dancing, there are also popular stories that are popular in the market. Shen Tang wanted to join, but she hadn't given out all the red envelopes for suppressing evil spirits, and as a lord, she couldn't favor one over the other.

"I'll finish delivering it first and come back later."

Chu Yao was naturally worried and wanted to follow.

Qishan: "Come back soon after you finish your work. We have five sheep today."

With five sheep hanging in front of him and wearing new skins, Shen Tang felt that his literary and martial energy flowed more smoothly. He waved his hand without looking back, indicating that he had taken note. He jumped and disappeared outside the courtyard wall, heading straight for the nearest house nearby.

Many people along the way mistook her for Gong Xichou.

They all called her "General Gongxi" and some were even brave enough to chase her down several streets to ask Shen Tang for an autograph. Shen Tang was pressed for time and only had time to agree to one of them. She looked at the carbon strip he handed over and asked, "Where do you want to sign?"

The boy who claimed to be a senior member of the Gongxi Chou Conservation Association was excited. He turned his back to Shen Tang and tore off his clothes, revealing his not-so-thin back. Shen Tang wanted to withdraw a chat record: "Isn't it bad for you... to turn your back to me?"

The young man said, "Don't be afraid, you won't take advantage of others!"

  Warriors will not easily turn their backs on strangers, let alone show their weaknesses, but idols are different. Gong Xichou's strength is undoubtedly strong. If the idol has ill intentions towards him, the result will be the same whether he is facing him from the front or from the back. He will meet the King of Hell in a minute!

Shen Tang swallowed the sarcasm on the tip of his tongue back into his stomach.

"Okay - you're a cute fan." He had a kind of innocence that had not been beaten by the dangers of society. "What do you want to sign?"

The boy clenched his fists, full of passion and naivety.

"Invincible!"

"What can the enemy do to me!"

Shen Tang: "..."

The carbon sticks given by the boy are not real carbon sticks, but "sticks" made from juice extracted from special plants. They are not convenient for writing, but they can leave color on the skin. If they are not washed with incompatible plants, the color can last for a long time. Tattoos popular among the passionate young people in Kangguo often use this raw material.

"You are quite arrogant—"

Shen Tang smiled and wrote down his horoscope.

Seeing the young people running away excitedly, she felt even happier. Although the world is still unstable, Shen Tang's sense of accomplishment is indescribable for being able to raise such a pure and passionate young generation in such a small place. After running a lap to bet on the evil spirits, in addition to those who want to reunite with their families or have appointments in advance, other singles have asked to join [Another Spring].

Qi Yuanliang pays the bill, otherwise it would be a waste.

As the night fell, lanterns were lit everywhere in the royal capital Fengluo, and the lights were as bright as day. The faint aroma of barbecue wafted from the courtyard of [Another Spring]. A sheep was already on the grill, and when Shen Tang came, he was able to get a fragrant and tender lamb leg.

The fat from the tender lamb shanks mixed with the secret sauce brings out the deliciousness to the extreme. The skin is slightly crispy, and the skin is tender and soft. One bite and the juice overflows, with a delicious color, aroma and taste!

"Tang--Sha, this bite is so satisfying!"

Except for Shen Tang and a few military generals who ate in a somewhat wild manner, the others were very polite, using a knife to slice the meat, one piece at a time, chewing slowly and leisurely. They ate carefully and slowly, which made the others look like starving ghosts reincarnated.

That alone is meaningless.

I don't know who suggested having a competition.

Tossing pots and shooting arrows are boring. Not to mention the warriors present, even the scholars are good at the six arts of a gentleman, and there is no way to tell who is better in a competition. It is better to open a sandbox battlefield, and both sides build an "alternative space" with the core of literature and martial arts.

Bai Su said: "This is meaningless."

Except for the two warring parties, no one else can see the picture.

Qishan clapped his hands and said, "How difficult is this?"

【Another Spring】There’s a reason why business is so good.

As a veteran in the business world, Xu Jie knows very well that if a business wants to grow bigger and stronger, it must have one or more unique assets that others cannot/are difficult to replicate. Only if it cannot be replaced can the business last long! Shen Tang's various wonderful ideas gave him many inspirations.

For example, she mentioned "television" more than once.

The sandbox between the military commanders and scholars is a simulated war space, where they play chess against each other. If the scenes inside can be moved outside so that outsiders can also watch the battle, wouldn’t it be more playable and interesting? It can also stimulate the competitive spirit of the scholars and warriors.

In the end, Xu Jie really came up with a way to save the country in a roundabout way.

Shen Tang felt amazed when he heard this.

“This is interesting!”

In order to be fair, they drew lots to form teams and agreed on a warning line to suppress their strength, to ensure that the gap between the two sides would not be too large, and the winner would be determined in 100 moves. Shen Tang saw the number he drew and said, "Come on, who is Ding? Let's start a team fight!"

Shen Tang’s teammates——

None, the number of people playing the game is odd.

Shen Tang: "...It's okay, I can fight two at once!"

The opponent drawn is——

Bai Su and Li Wan are a combination.

Kang Shi pointed out: "My Lord, you don't have much of an advantage."

Because they agreed to win in 100 moves, the two sides tacitly skipped the probing phase and used their ultimate moves. Bai Su also summoned her own Wudan Totem, a huge black and white creature that could fan people with its tail and spit water at people. As soon as it appeared, it relied on its size to charge into the middle army formation of Shen Tang's side, and it was unstoppable!

Shen Tang took a look silently.

Draw out 60% of your martial energy, make hand gestures and chant the spiritual words.

"How can I get the Heavenly Sword——"

Instantly, an invisible giant hand seemed to stir up the wind and clouds above the virtual city, and the strong wind gradually gathered into a giant sword, with the tip of the sword pointing straight to the sky, and infinite sword energy was all locked onto this arrogant killer whale.

There was a hint of cunning in Shen Tang's eyes.

The gesture changed: "Cross the sea and kill the long whale!"

The killer whale opened its mouth and chewed the virtual soldier: "..."

Bai Su: "..."

Gu Chi, who was watching the game, almost laughed out loud.

"Where did you learn the Word Spirit, Master?"

Words and spirits can also be mutually reinforcing and mutually restraining, but it is rare to find a restraint that can be used to name specific people. Bai Su's Wudan Totem basically makes her the overlord of the sea, and it will definitely be a great weapon in future naval battles. However, this weapon has not yet come into play, and it has already hit the master on the iron plate.

I always feel that Shaoxuan will be angry from today to the seventh day of the New Year.

Although Shen Tang killed the Wudan Totem right after it came up, Shen Tang was eliminated in the first round because Bai Su's teammate was Li Wan, a typical scholar. Shen Tang was still confused when he saw his city collapse and was declared a failure by the game's commander.

You see, when you go out to fight, you still need to bring milk and support.

That night, all five sheep were eaten by everyone, and at the end, five more sheep were taken from Qishan as an extra meal, making a total of ten sheep eaten!

Qishan got angry when he looked at the bill.

  You guys eat so much, do you think you are eating thieves?

In addition to the valuable sheep, fine wine and delicious food are also indispensable. In order to reduce expenses, Qishan suggested that ready-made dishes can be omitted. Having fun at a party is not just about eating, but also about hands-on entertainment!

Everyone agreed.

Chu Yao took care of most of the work, and Shen Tang was eager to try.

"Then - my lord, be careful not to burn yourself."

Chu Yao never refused Shen Tang's request. He watched Shen Tang busying around in front of the stove with a look of satisfaction, relief, pride and admiration, and he helped him on the side.

With Chu Yao watching over him, Shen Tang's work looked okay.

"It's a bit blurry..."

He leaned in to take a sniff: "But it tastes good."

Shen Tang came into this world. Except for the first month when he followed Qi Shan and suffered a little, Chu Yao took care of his daily life every time he ate baked pancakes. Especially for meals, Chu Yao basically took care of all the cooking work. After his career got better, Chu Yao cooked less frequently. Seriously speaking, this was Shen Tang's first time cooking seriously.

"Try them all, try them all!"

This is cooked by the king himself.

Even if it tastes bad, you still have to eat it.

What's more, Shen Tang followed the process Chu Yao told her, adding a little bit of her own understanding and innovation. Even if she didn't control the heat very well, it wouldn't be that bad.

Then--

Qian Yong and his friends recalled that the New Year of that year was particularly quiet.

The most noisy king seemed to have done something wrong and was quiet for many days. What happened in [Another Spring] was unknown for a while. It was not until around the Flower Festival that the Censorate again asked for mercy.

The charge was that Qishan poisoned them and made them mute.

This accusation shocked the government and the public.

Poisoned?

Poisoning someone to make them mute?

  This was actually done by the Minister of the Central Secretariat?

No, no matter how big the conflict between Qi Zhongshu and the Censorate was, it would have been fine if they had just fought in private, but how did it escalate to poisoning?

Qi Shan denied it three times: "No, no, I didn't do it!"

The censor was filled with grief and indignation as his close friend was poisoned and rendered mute.

"Isn't it you?"

It's a long story. The Flower Festival is also a big day. The royal court arranged a special market to entertain the people. The Imperial Censor Gu Chi played the role of a folk storyteller, attracting many common people and officials to come and support him. The close friend was also taken there by the Imperial Censor. The close friend strolled around by himself and accidentally shared a table with Qi Shan. Qi Zhongshu warmly invited him to eat cakes, but the result was - only one cake, and the close friend was speechless.

His close friend fell for the trick, and Qishan then deceived several familiar imperial censors.

Gu Chi was telling a story on it.

Sitting below is a table full of dumb censors.

  The mute censor was filled with grief and anger and wanted to overturn the table!

However, the market was guarded by the master's elite soldiers, and Qi Shan was teasing them secretly, so they could not move. They watched Qi Shan use that plate of snacks to deceive more imperial officials.

Qishan said: “No.”

He said sincerely: "That plate of snacks is a gift from the emperor."

It will only temporarily make people mute, and the ability to speak will be restored once the food is digested. The effect is comparable to [Silence and Voice].

When the censor heard the words "Imperial Gift", he looked suddenly at his master sitting on the throne, and all the officials were silent.

no--

The Minister of the Central Secretariat broke up with the Lord? The Lord poisoned the Minister of the Central Secretariat, who knew the snacks were poisoned, so he took the blame and tricked a bunch of unlucky censors? Was this a warning to the Lord that his evil plot was not to be trifled with? Did the power struggle between the monarch and his ministers also begin in the court of the King of Kang?

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Hehehe, I'm flying to Xi'an tomorrow to play for a few days_(:з」∠)_

Tang Dynasty City That Never Sleeps, here I come!