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Chapter 1217: I Can See Hidden Illnesses (Part 1217) [Seeking Monthly Tickets]

The deputy general had followed Gong Xichou since he was still under Tang Guo's command. Over the years, he had developed a pair of sharp eyes that could accurately distinguish the meaning of his general's various subtle expressions. Seeing Gong Xichou's subtle look, the deputy general moved closer.

He asked softly, "Master, do you know these grasses?"

It looks like the wild grass and tree roots that can be found everywhere in the deep mountains and forests.

Gong Xichou ignored him, but the middle-aged man who was rescued heard it. He gently put down the harvest of the day and turned his head to look at the deputy general who spoke offensively. The deputy general was caught off guard and was almost scared by his eyes. He calmed down and thought about his embarrassing reaction, trying to regain some dignity: "Are you a herbalist nearby? Your face is interesting, with the eyes of an eagle and the back of a wolf."

The herb picker said in a displeased voice: "You young man, you all say that I am a herb picker, how can you call it a weed? Humph, you don't know the value of it."

The deputy general looked embarrassed.

I realized that it was my inappropriate wording that made people angry.

He wanted to be tough, but when he thought about the embarrassment of getting lost and the fact that the group might have to ask the herbalist for directions, he immediately softened his attitude and apologized with a shy smile, "My father-in-law is right. I really don't know what's good. Please forgive me. I won't argue with a coarse person."

The herbalist calmed down after hearing this.

Out of the corner of his eye he noticed Gong Xichou's gaze: "Know him?"

Gong Xichou regained his composure and answered flawlessly, "My family is a doctor, and I've been helping him process herbs for years, so I know a few."

My eldest brother’s poisonous insect eats everything.

Although the recipes are extensive, they are actually very picky.

When Jimo Qiu went out to practice medicine and collect herbs, Gong Xichou stayed at home to take care of the ancestors in the house to prevent the poisonous insects from rioting and affecting the neighbors. Gong Xichou came into contact with many strange and exotic herbs, and his theoretical knowledge was also solid, just like a doctor who becomes a doctor after a long illness.

The herbalist's expression finally relaxed.

After counting the number and putting on the backpack, he was ready to leave. The deputy general hurriedly stopped him, fearing that this precious randomly refreshed guide would run away: "Father, father-in-law, don't leave in a hurry, can you do me a favor? We can give you money."

Being a herbalist is not a lucrative profession.

Those precious medicinal herbs either grow on cliffs or in remote mountains and forests, where snakes, insects, rats, ants, wolves, tigers and leopards live. Even if you are lucky enough not to encounter them, the complex terrain may take your life. You can't make much money all year round, and your life may be in danger at any time. It's better to help them. The reward afterward will definitely allow him to rest for three years.

  A guaranteed win-win transaction!

The herbalist was not a broad-minded person. Remembering the offense just now caused by the deputy general, he avoided the hand that was extended by the deputy general and tried to walk around him.

Gong Xichou said, "Old man, don't be in a hurry to leave."

"You won't let me go? What do you want to do, you sneaky villains?" An angry look appeared on the rough brown face of the herbalist, and his eyes were cold. He patted the axe on his waist for chopping bushes, "I'm not afraid of you!"

Gong Xichou raised his hand to ask the deputy general to shut up immediately. He was responsible for explaining to the herbalist: "We are a group of merchants transporting goods. We heard that Youguo was in urgent need of things. If we ship this batch of goods over, we can make a lot of money this year. That's why we gathered the goods here. But we didn't expect that the original guide was bitten to death by a poisonous snake. We didn't have time to save him. My brothers and I got lost here..."

The herbalist looked at the group of people calmly, holding the hemp rope of the backpack tightly, and said arrogantly: "What does this have to do with me?"

The deputy general couldn't help but speak passionately on the microphone.

"How can you be so unreasonable, old man? If we hadn't passed by, you could have stayed down there and come up? When it gets dark, the wild animals in the mountains will come and get a bite. We are your benefactors anyway, so what's wrong with you helping to lead the way? We don't intend to let you do it for nothing. If you can get out of here, we'll pay you and guarantee that you won't have to come out for a year or two... Alas, why did you leave?"

Before the deputy general could finish his words, the herbalist left without giving him face.

He rolled his eyes when he turned around.

The expression is full of bad luck of encountering something dirty.

How could the deputy general let anyone go?

He wanted to stop him, but Gong Xichou stopped him first and said to the herbalist from behind: "These herbs are not old enough and were dug out too early. Even if they can be used as medicine, they won't have much effect and can't be sold at a high price."

The herbalist stopped abruptly and turned to look at Gong Xichou, as if trying to judge whether what the young man said was true or false.

"You say my medicine is not good?"

Gong Xichou said: "It has only grown for more than ten years."

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What kind of good medicinal materials can these be considered?

However, this cannot be blamed on the ability of the herbalists, but only on the amazing destructive power of the warriors, and the good herbs need time to grow. Secondly, most of the folk herbalists are ordinary people, with limited scope, and good herbs are mostly grown in areas where few people have set foot, so it takes more luck to encounter them.

Gong Xichou observed carefully and found that although the herbalists' picking and preservation techniques were somewhat rough, which affected the efficacy of the herbs, the herbs in his basket were the ceiling of those that could be picked in this area.

The herbalist: "Can you find one that's older?"

The answer is that it cannot be found.

This debt of sin can be traced back to the time when Zheng Qiao was in power and harmed the southwestern countries. At that time, there were constant small conflicts throughout the year, and the land was plowed by war. In addition, both sides of the border were worried that the dense vegetation would make it convenient for the other side to hide and launch sneak attacks, so they simply burned it all down, and cleared the area if it couldn't be burned down. Therefore, the vegetation here basically started to grow at that time. How old can they be?

Gong Xichou said: "I have a lot at home."

The herbalist's answer was just a sneer.

  If Gong Xichou and his friends were smart, they should have gotten out of his sight instead of continuing to pester him and make him unhappy. If he could find out where Gong Xichou's hometown was, he would have to go to his house to get the medicine. If he lied, he would make Gong Xichou's entire family go to the King of Hell and ask why they died so stupidly!

Gong Xichou added.

"I have a prescription at home that is much better than yours."

At first he thought he was a herbalist, but later he discovered that he had a strange smell of medicine on him - to put it more simply, he had taken so much medicine that it was so tasty. Gong Xichou then realized that he might not be collecting herbs to sell, but to treat himself.

  Isn't this easy to handle?

His elder brother can refine any kind of poisonous insect.

Women can eat it to strengthen their bodies, while men can eat it to enhance sexual function and detoxify.

The herbalist who had been stubborn and indifferent to anything suddenly became interested. He signaled to the group with his eyes, "Alright, follow me."

He seemed to be very concerned about the prescription Gong Xichou had.

If this is mentioned, Gong Xichou can give countless examples: "My eldest brother has a small room where he hangs banners for patients who come to him to ask for medicine. He wants a boy or a girl, as long as the couple are of childbearing age, no one will be disappointed."

All kinds of infertility problems that the human brain can think of are no problem - these are the original words of his elder brother. Gong Xichou was also rude, so he asked: [What about me? I don’t have a wife or a husband, but I just want a child? ]

At the same time, he also put forward tricky conditions, his Yuanyang cannot be lost!

The eldest brother glanced at him with a gloomy look.

He slowly took out a poisonous insect and placed it in his hand.

[If Ah Nian had said so earlier, why would the Gongxi clan worry about not having many people? This Gu uses the body odor of a woman as a lure. Find a girl you have a good relationship with and borrow some of her body odor. After 49 days, the Gu worm will mature and you can take it.]

Gong Xichou looked at his elder brother with a dull expression.

【What will happen after taking it? 】

[After ten months, I will be an uncle.] Jimo Qiu looked at his brother's physique carefully. The burden of pregnancy is not even a tickle for a brave warrior. With Gong Xichou's strength, it is easy for him to have three babies.

Gong Xichou was so scared that he wanted to throw the poisonous insect back at his eldest brother's face.

Thinking that this was embarrassing, he wanted to get back at his enemies and asked: [Does it have to be a woman's body odor that is used as a bait? Can't a man's be used as a bait?] Jimo Qiu looked at him meaningfully.

Dao: [Are you serious about asking this, Ah Nian? ]

Gong Xichou tasted an ominous taste: [Is this okay? ]

Jimo Qiudao: [God is omnipotent. ]

If Gong Xichou insisted on making things difficult for himself, he could only offer the poisonous insect on the altar and use the power of God to fulfill the wishes of the believers.

Gong Xichou got goosebumps.

[No matter how omnipotent you are, you still have to follow the rules of gender, right? 】

Jimo Qiu could only give his brother some scientific knowledge: [The universe is infinite, the world is infinite, there are three thousand big worlds, and endless small worlds. What you call men and women are only here. In places you don’t know, there are men and women of two sexes, four sexes, six sexes… or even no sex… I can pray to Her Highness and ask her to help you find a suitable one.]

For example, budding and fragmentation.

There is always one that can satisfy my brother.

Gong Xiqiu: [……]

The lack of imagination cannot figure out how this can perpetuate the race.

Jimo Qiu asked him: [Are you planning to let me become your uncle? ]

Gongxi's enemies were fleeing in front, and his soul was chasing him from behind, fearing that his eldest brother would sacrifice himself at all costs in order to be promoted to the eldest uncle. However, a glimpse of the whole picture shows that there is no infertility in the world that his eldest brother cannot solve, and he doesn't even need to take medicine.

Gong Xichou said, "But my eldest brother is very busy. You need to make an appointment to see him. There is a fixed number of appointments every month, and they are very expensive."

It even spawned a word.

[Fengluo account is expensive], it costs money to buy an account.

The eldest brother's annual income is more than twenty times the annual salary of General Gong Xichou. Even Gong Xichou would be jealous. What makes him even more jealous is that all this income is used by the eldest brother to offer to the gods.

Of course, for other diseases, it doesn’t cost much to see his elder brother: “You want to have a baby, I can help you get a number from my elder brother.”

The herbalist walking in front rolled his eyes at him and said mockingly, "Is your elder brother selling medicine to people, guaranteeing the birth of a boy or a girl, and only charging money if it works? Although my medical skills are self-taught, they are no less than those of the masters of medicine. I have real skills."

Gong Xichou was not angry either.

Just ask: "Why do you say that?"

The herbalist said, "I am an expert in treating hidden diseases in men, and I can cure them with my first sight. There is no one like you. If your elder brother had this ability, why didn't he treat you?"

Wu Zu, who was listening to the conversation leisurely: "..."

Ah, these are what they can hear?

Each of them looked calm on the surface, looking left and right, but in fact they were panicking, fearing that they would be silenced if they knew the general's secret. Gong Xichou was also stunned: "Why are you calling me a coward?"

Who has no seeds?

The herbalist was just gloating over Gong Xichou, as if he saw an unlucky guy like himself, and he felt so relieved: "Young man, don't you know that some martial totems and martial spirit attributes can affect one's fertility?"

Not everyone is like this, but Gong Xichou is definitely one of them.

Seeing that Gongxi Qiu's Yuan Yang was still alive and his strength had reached this level, he knew that the young man did not leave a few strands of blood at the age of reproduction, and naturally there would be no more in the future. The herbalist seemed to see Gongxi Qiu's collapse like himself many years later...

He was happier.

Maybe we can study fertility methods together in the future.

The deputy general quickly interjected: "How could this be?"

He was too shocked to care about the hidden problem of the herbalist. But the herbalist still hated him and said mercilessly: "Do you have enough strength?"

Those who are so weak that they are infertile don't even bother to patronize him.

Lieutenant General: "..."

This is definitely not something he should be concerned about given his limited strength.

The herbalist pointed down the mountain and said harshly: "Just go in that direction. If you are really lost, go to heaven. However, I have to say something harsh - you idiots who can't even find the way, you'd better not have the crooked idea of ​​stealing from people's hometowns."

He seemed to misunderstand that Gong Xichou and his group were here to steal the house.

The herbalist has lived in seclusion for many years, and has been obsessed with andrology and various remedies for having children. He doesn't care about worldly troubles. As long as there is no fight involving him and the medicinal materials and medicine garden he has been guarding are destroyed, he will not mind any worldly interference.

Fame, wealth and status are just passing clouds.

The deputy general and the others didn't even see clearly, the herbalist took a step forward, and he was already at the foot of the mountain. In the blink of an eye, there was no trace of him anymore. The deputy general immediately took a breath of cold air: "General, this person——"

Gong Xichou said: "It's an old thing."

The deputy general was relieved: "You have seen through him a long time ago?"

Gong Xichou's words made his heart soar to heaven again.

"No."

He did not notice the problem with the herbalist at first, but later he did. Seeing that the other party had no intention of taking action, he followed the principle of less trouble is worse than more trouble and waited and saw what would happen. His elder brother prayed for him and the result was a great disaster, but he did not say whether this great disaster was caused by the enemy or Gongxi Chou's bad mouth.

I don't want to admit it, but the other party may be stronger than me.

At such a close distance, if the enemy suddenly explodes, Gong Xichou can dodge, but the deputy generals will surely suffer. This place is not a battlefield, and dying here is meaningless. Gong Xichou looked at the direction where the herbalist was going away: "If it is an enemy, we will definitely meet him!"

I just didn't expect that this opportunity would come so soon.

The flags of You Kingdom changed hands, the walls of the capital collapsed, and the land was full of flames. The soldiers were like locusts, searching the whole city for the royal family of You Kingdom, killing them all, regardless of gender, age or status! Qi Cang held a still-steaming human head in his hand. The owner of the head had eyes wide open and blood on his face, but he could still be vaguely recognized as the ruler of You Kingdom.

He said in a slightly bored tone, "Why didn't Gong Xichou come?"

It's really disappointing.

As if the heavens had heard his complaints, they granted his request by sending down a huge python from the sky. This beast, which was almost unrecognizable as a python, crushed half of the palace with its body alone. Gong Xichou was finally forced to leave.

Qi Cang threw his head back, and two rays of light flashed from his tiger eyes. He could vaguely hear the blood in his body begin to surge and boil the moment the python appeared, and his bones were also trembling and shouting, and a long-lost impulse occupied every corner of his brain.

Crowded with the same word——

kill!

  |ω`)

Alas, the influenza A virus has been rampant recently, and no one in the family has been spared from it, from top to bottom.

PS: I will fly home at noon on the 6th.