Since I am Yu Huanshui

Chapter 597 Qiao Yicheng, You Did It On Purpose
77 years this year.

He is 12 years old, Qiao Erqiang is 9 years old, Qiao Sanli is 6 years old, Qiao Simei is 5 years old, and Qiao Qiqi is just born.

Five minors are really a headache.

Especially when he thought about the deeds of Qiao Erqiang, Qiao Sanli, Qiao Simei, and Qiao Qiqi when he grew up, he couldn't think about anything.

Could it be that the Feng Shui of Qiao's old house is not good, the old Qiao's family is unlucky all the way, and the water is retrograde.

"Big Brother, Big Brother~"

When Qian Wen was in a daze, a small hand waved in front of him, calling out to him.

Qian Wen collected himself, turned to look at the little one beside him, "What's wrong, Simei?"

"Brother, the egg custard is getting old." Qiao Erqiang, who was stealing salt, covered his mouth and reminded.

Qian Wen heard the sound and looked at the steamer in front of him, and estimated the time in his mind, it was almost ready.

"They're all greedy cats."

As Qian Wen said, he put a cloth on his hands, and the moment the pot lid was opened, water vapor rose and it was foggy.

The golden, yellow, juicy egg custard is out of the pan.

Drop a few drops of sesame oil on it, and the fragrance will come out with a scratch.

Looking straight at Qiao Erqiang, whose eyes were about to drop into the egg custard, Qiao Simei was about to cry.

But neither of them spoke, because the two little ones knew that their father had to eat first, or they would be scolded.

Qian Wen probed towards the main room, Qiao Zuwang seemed to be stuck in his crotch, and went to the bedroom.

"Simei, go and ask Sanli to come over."

In the small yard, in front of Sanli was a small wooden basin, filled with some of their clothes, which were being washed.

After Qiao's mother left, Qiao Zuwang didn't care about anything at home. Basically, Qiao Yicheng took care of the house. He was doing everything from cooking, washing clothes, and grocery shopping, taking care of his younger siblings.

The gentle and sensible Qiao Sanli loves her brother dearly, and she usually takes the initiative to help out with what she can, such as washing clothes and so on.

"Brother, do you want to serve the egg custard to Dad?" Qiao Simei wiped the corners of her mouth and asked unwillingly.

"Little greedy cat, hurry up and call Sanli, I'll share the egg custard with you." Qian Wen scratched the little delicate nose.

How can she not see that Qiao Simi can grow into a nympho when she grows up?

Qian Wen thought and shook his head.

Qiao Erqiang likes a gentle female master who is almost ten years older than himself. In addition to being charming and caring for him, there is also a certain reason because Qiao Erqiang lacks maternal love since he was a child. pass.

But why did Qiao Simi become a nympho, and what kind of stimulation did she receive?

Martial arts novels?

Haven't figured it out yet?
"Oh~ I'll ask Third Sister to go." Hearing that she was going to share the egg custard, Qiao Simei became excited.

Qian Wen couldn't help shaking his head amusedly, took a spoon, drew a Y on the egg custard in the bowl, and divided it into three parts.

"Brother, we don't call you dad, shall we eat first?" Qiao Erqiang, who was already hungry, licked his lips and said.

"He'll do it himself when he's hungry." Qian Wen said indifferently.

The three little ones are still young, so he has no objection to taking care of them. Qiao Zuwang is already that big, with hands and feet, so let's have enough food and clothing.

Moreover, when Qiao’s steamed egg custard in the play, Qiao Zuwang basically eats it alone, and only gives a few chopsticks to taste, and Qiao can’t eat all of them.

He doesn't care what Qiao Yicheng does, but now he can divide the Qiao family as he wants.

"Brother, did you call me?" Qiao Sanli, who was wiping her hands, came in.

"Brother, egg custard." Qiao Simei said, calling her sister.

He reached out and ordered Qiao Simi, who has been clever since he was a child, and put the egg custard in his hand aside, "Eat it quickly, each person is not allowed to grab another's."

"Oh oh oh, there is egg custard to eat." Qiao Simi shouted happily.

"Simei, keep your voice down, be careful..." Qiao Erqiang obviously knew that the eldest brother wanted them to eat egg custard, and would not give it to the father, so he hurriedly blocked the younger sister's mouth.

"Brother, Dad knows..." Qiao Simei and Qiao Erqiang looked at him.

"It's okay, there's porridge and pickles here.

You can eat with peace of mind, there is a big brother. "Qian Wen continued to fill the pot with rice.

After Qian Wen said this, Qiao Erqiang felt relieved, and ran to grab the egg custard with the younger sister, "Simei, don't grab mine."

"Second brother, I didn't snatch yours, hehe, but I chose the biggest one."

Simei and Erqiang eat egg custard in Meizizi, you take a bite and I take a bite.

Simei exhaled from the heat, but smiled with big eyes.

Sanli glanced at Qiao Erqiang, Qiao Simei, and then at him, "Brother, how about giving mine to Dad.

Otherwise, Dad won't see the egg custard, and he will..."

Seeing Qiao Sanli who is gentle and sensible at such a young age, Qian Wen reached out and rubbed her little head, reassuring her, "Go, eat egg custard quickly, or it won't taste good if it gets cold."

Qiao Sanli rubbed against his palm like a kitten, narrowed her eyes gently and said, "Yes."

Qiao Sanli and her eldest brother are the closest.

"No, I only took a few bites."

"Simei, that's from Sanli, you're not allowed to eat it."

Seeing the little girl biting the spoon and looking at the remaining portion in the bowl, Qiao Erqiang hurriedly stopped her.

"I know, I'll just have a look, I won't eat." Qiao Simei still licked the spoon greedily.

"Third sister, eat, eat quickly."

Qiao Sanli smiled and wanted to eat egg custard, which is also very delicious for her.

But suddenly he was taken aback, the bowl was only divided into... one, two, three portions, why is there no big brother.

Looking back at him, hesitantly asked, "Brother?"

"He's not big, but he's very thoughtful.

Eat quickly. "Qian Wen smiled.

Qiao Sanli didn't say anything, she ate egg custard, she couldn't let her brother's kindness go to waste.

Qian Wen smiled, and put the porridge in the pot into a few bowls that were set up, and the egg custard was just to satisfy the greed of a few little ones.

Eating egg custard, Qiao Sanli also rolled her eyes.

"Brother, I'll serve you the meal." The clever little Qiao Simi flattered him.

"Brother, I'll just come." Qiao Erqiang also said hastily.

Qian Wen nodded, and suddenly saw the salt jar beside him from the corner of his eye, "Er Qiang, don't eat salt anymore.

Eating this stuff alone is not good for your current health. "

Qiao Erqiang is a glutton, he is greedy for everything, he has tasted all the seasonings in the house, especially salt, and feels that there is something lacking in his mouth, so he secretly eats a little.

It's okay to eat once or twice, but eating like this often, and lack of nutrition, is not good for the body at all.

"Understood, brother." Qiao Erqiang stuck out his tongue.

Qian Wen knew that it was because Qiao Zuwang gave too little living expenses. The little ones basically depended on rice porridge to satisfy their hunger every day, and they seldom had pasta.

Looks like he'll have to get some meat back, he's a carnivore.

"Brother, today's porridge is really thick." Simei, who was on tiptoe and carefully holding the bowl, said happily.

Qiao Erqiang, who heard the words, saw it and was shocked, "Brother's family is not good?"

One bowl of rice porridge today is worth three bowls in the past.

"Aren't you happy to eat well?"

Qian Wen walked towards the main room with pickles in one hand and rice porridge in the other.

After eating the custard, Qiao Sanli and Qiao Erqiang looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Brother, what happened today?" Qiao Erqiang asked.

"No... I don't know." Qiao Sanli, who was most intimate with her elder brother, was also fascinated at this moment.

"Brother is so nice today." Qiao Simei said cheerfully.

There are not only egg custard to eat, but also thick porridge to drink. She thinks it would be great if she can do this every day.

The three little ones, carrying bowls, followed Qian Wen and lined up into the main room.

Qiao Zuwang, who was in his own room, was almost slowing down. Just now he did a big split and almost let him pass. Now his crotch is still sore.

Standing up, I stomped my feet uncomfortably, and the usual steps of the old man became the small steps of the old lady, and I walked out of the house bit by bit.

Qian Wen and the others in the main room just set up dinner.

"Dinner ready?
My egg custard needs sesame oil. "Qiao Zuwang suddenly thought of something while talking, and hurriedly told him, "Just put a little sesame oil, it's very expensive. "

But Qiao Erqiang, Qiao Sanli, and Qiao Simei didn't move, they just stood there stiffly.

A few pairs of eyes looked at Qian Wen, Qian Wen shook his head and smiled, then turned around and brought egg custard to Qiao Zuwang.

San Xiao stared at each other, feeling that they were going to be unlucky.

Qiao Zuwang sat down slowly with a smile on his face, thinking in his heart that what he eats is what he eats to make up for it. He was accidentally injured just now, so he needs to make up for it.

"Huh?" Qiao Zuwang just picked up the chopsticks, lowered his head, and finally noticed the thick porridge, and said, "Qiao Yicheng, you can't do it in the future, put so much rice?"

The third little one trembled when they heard the sound, and looked towards the direction of the kitchen in the small courtyard together, calling in their hearts for the eldest brother to come back soon~
Qian Wen quickly fulfilled their wish and came back with a bowl.

"Qiao Yicheng, what's going on with you today?

Is the rice so boiled? "Qiao Zuwang tapped the bowl with chopsticks, feeling distressed for Qian.

Qian Wen glanced at him indifferently, and threw the bowl in front of him.

Just like the clear soup without a few grains of rice in the past, is it embarrassing to call it porridge?

Rice washing water is more nutritious than it.

"What's your attitude? Give me the egg custard..." Qiao Zuwang looked at the empty egg custard bowl in front of him, and it got stuck.

Qiao Erqiang, Qiao Sanli, and Qiao Simi saw that the situation was not going well, they all took a step back and headed towards the small courtyard for a while to run.

slap~
Qiao Zuwang slapped the table hard, stood up abruptly, and glared at Qian Wen.

But before he could say anything, the severe pain of tearing his crotch welled up in his heart, and he said with a sour expression, "Oh oh oh it hurts~"

Qian Wen twitched the corner of his mouth, naive criticism!

Slowing down a bit, Qiao Zuwang saw his expression and said angrily, "Qiao Yicheng, are you going to turn the world upside down today?"

"There are still some egg custard residues in the bowl, you can scrape it with a spoon.

It's not like an adult to grab something to eat with a child. "Qian Wen said seriously.

Qiao Zu's eyes widened to the size of a bull's eye, he was choked and speechless, and pointed at his trembling eyes.

Qian Wen ignored him and liked to point fingers.

Looking at San Xiao who was playing by ear at the door, he said amusedly, "Okay, aren't you hungry, hurry up and eat."

San Xiao took his seat carefully, not daring to look at the furious Qiao Zuwang, so he ate the porridge with his head buried.

"Second brother, it's hot." Qiao Simei drank hard, the sticky rice porridge was a little hot, and it burned her palate.

"Don't talk." Qiao Erqiang's face was almost buried in the bowl, and he looked at his elder brother and father from the corner of his eye, feeling that a storm was about to come.

Qian Wen sat down, and naturally took the rice porridge in front of Qiao Zuwang, but he didn't serve it to Qiao Zuwang.

He is also a child, okay, taking care of his younger siblings is hard enough, but he can't take care of such a big person.

Qiao Zuwang, whose gaze followed Qian Wen all the time, saw that his food was gone, and his eyes became more angry, and saw Qian Wen ignoring him, drinking rice porridge comfortably.

In a fit of anger, he put both hands on the table in front of him, and was about to lift the table vigorously to vent the anger in his heart at this moment.

But...everything doesn't always go according to someone's wishes.

"Ok?"

Why can't I lift it?
Qiao Zuwang lifted it vigorously again, but the table still didn't move at all, as if it had grown on the ground, it was like a whole.

Seeing all directions and listening to all directions, the third child saw that something was wrong and left the dining table early with his own bowl. When Qiao Erqiang avoided it, he also took the pickles with him, which was a pity to drop it on the ground.

Qian Wen held the table lightly with one hand, held the bowl with the other hand, blew on the rice porridge, and took a sip comfortably.

In fact, adding some salt to rice porridge is still very delicious. It would be even better if you add some vegetables, which is vegetable porridge. Of course, there are meat and preserved eggs, then it is preserved egg and lean meat porridge.

Qian Wen's thoughts are empty, racing in the sky.

If Qiao Zuwang could overturn the dining table in his hands, he would write his name upside down.

'Maybe the posture is wrong.

Well, yes, it's a matter of posture. '

Qiao Zuwang changed his posture again and lifted it up vigorously, but he still didn't make any achievements, and finally found out that Qian Wen was playing tricks.

Then he swiped his hand towards Qian Wen's hand on the dining table.

In an instant, Qian Wen inadvertently raised his hand and accidentally touched Qiao Zuwang's arm.

"Ah~"

Qiao Zu looked at the lightning and retracted his arm, rubbing the part touched by Qian Wen.

Numb, sour, a sharp pain.

Now tingling, tingling.

"Hiss~" Qiao Zuwang gasped and rubbed his arms.

"The table doesn't cost money, if you can save it, you don't have to thank me." Qian Wen smiled and said to Qiao Zuwang.

"Qiao Yicheng!" Qiao Zuwang roared.

I haven't been as angry as I am today in a year.

Qian Wen got up and picked Qiao Zuwang's chin with his fingers, and was caught off guard. The roaring Qiao Zuwang's lower jaw and upper jaw made a crisp, tooth-to-teeth meeting.

click~
Then came a series of coughing sounds.

"Cough, cough, cough~"

Qiao Zuwang choked on his own saliva.

"There are several people at 35, why are you so anxious.

Be steady. "Qian Wen said seriously.

Standing at the door of the main room, Qiao Erqiang, Qiao Sanli, and Qiao Simei, who were holding their own bowls, found that their eldest brother had changed.

Become naughty.

Qiao Zuwang, who had just wiped the corner of his mouth, lost his temper when he heard the words, "cough cough cough~"

"Look, you're choking again.

I'll show you. "

As Qian Wen spoke, he began to check Qiao Zuwang's body, but every time he touched a part, Qiao Zuwang felt sore, numb and tingling.

Soon Qiao Zuwang broke danced on the spot.

"Oh yeah... you you you...don't touch me..."

Qiao Zuwang took off from the same spot, his crotch injury healed, and he stayed away from Qian Wen.

"I don't know good people." Qian Wen clapped his hands.

His martial arts doctor is not joking, just cut a pulse, and you will get tingling wherever it makes you numb.

Qiao Zu looked away from him, Qian Wen didn't bother to pay attention to him, and waved to San Xiao who was standing at the door, "Come back for dinner."

Looking at Qiao Zuwang again, "Your rice is in the pot, serve it by yourself.

We are still young, what should we do if we are hot.

After all, you didn't give us money for medical treatment.

We think for your sake, one thing more is worse than one thing less.

You don't have to thank me, I have to be more thoughtful when I grow up. "

Qiao Zuwang pointed at him, gritted his teeth and said, "Qiao Yicheng, you did it on purpose!"

"Huh?" Qian Wen had an expression that you could tell, "Don't talk nonsense."

Qiao Zuwang found that he suddenly didn't recognize his eldest son.

"Eat, eat." Qian Wen smiled and asked San Xiao to eat quickly.

The angry Qiao Zu saw that Qian Wen couldn't embarrass him, and he couldn't uphold the majesty of his old father. He waved his hands at last, didn't eat, and went out to play mahjong.

Seeing this, Qian Wen shrugged and didn't have time to pay attention to him, so he still had to figure out what to do next.

After all, he is too young.

Even if Qiqi is going to come back, he doesn't know how to take care of her.

(End of this chapter)