I'm Chasing Rough Guys at 80
Chapter 12 Not a Good Cake
Chapter 12 Not a Good Cake
Dark clouds cover the moon.
Yu Jingting stopped, in the dark environment, Sui Zi's repressed statement became the only voice.
"Wang Fenfang is right. I have a gram in my life, but my character is not very good."
"Thank you for not being born more than ten years earlier."
"what?"
"Ten years ago, your head full of unfounded thoughts had to be locked in a shed, and we had to believe in atheism."
"." These words came out of the son of Dancing God, and they were unconvincing.
"My mother hasn't been happy since she gave birth to me, and there are always unfortunate things happening to the people around me. My dad asked someone to do the math for me, saying that my life would be hard to beat."
Suizi was very tough in the Chen family's fashion, but Wang Fenfang's phrase "give me a gram in my life" really touched her pain point.
"It's too cheap for him to smash a piece of glass - let's go, and smash the glass in his backyard as well." Yu Jingting turned around to go back.
"Don't make trouble! I'm telling you what to do!" Suizi hammered him.
"What I'm saying is true! Why didn't he ask our old lady to do the math? Before we talked about the evidence, the old lady gave it to you, saying that you have a good husband and a good son, and your son has a capable daughter who is good-looking and smart. Who married you? Who can make a fortune."
"Our mother doesn't really know how-"
"My mother won't count, but the person your black-hearted father finds will count? It's not true, why don't you choose a good letter? Just your father who drinks too much wine, who can live happily with him? Get up? I'm different. You've been with me and you must be happy every day."
While stepping on people, don't forget to blow yourself up.
"But it's true that my chickens and ducks don't lay eggs very often. Others' pigs have a lot of cubs, and my pigs have one."
A sow can give birth to 5-15 pigs in a litter. In contrast, Suizi also feels that he is a little heavy.
"You promise not to beat me or let me go to the kang, I'll tell you a secret."
"What?"
Yu Jingting made a big decision.
He wanted to rot in his stomach. He had a bad image in Suizi's heart. Telling her what he had done would make her bad image worse.
But she was so entangled that he was reluctant to let her continue to be sad, so he could only reluctantly tell her the truth.
"It's not that your chickens and ducks don't lay eggs, but that I stole them."
"???"
"You can't say stealing, it's taking." Taking it without consent is stealing, isn't that taking it if your mother-in-law allows it?
Chen Kaide borrowed money to drink big wine all day long. He was drunk and lay corpses all over the place.I can help my mother-in-law sell it and save some living expenses for Suizi.
"In short, you are by no means a member of the Ke family. After you get married, our chickens will lay eggs sooner or later. You will definitely be prosperous." Who has a chicken that lays two eggs a day!
"Isn't it laying eggs sooner or later because you threw two kicks into the chicken coop to frighten the chickens physiologically? That doesn't matter - when did you steal my eggs?"
"I take the chicken during the day, and I take it at night. After you turn off the lights in your house, the fence is not too high, so you can just turn it in."
Speaking of stealing eggs, he also summed up a set of rules.
"It is necessary to observe the cycle. If the eggs are picked up very early, the days after that will gradually pass. Until the eggs are laid in the evening, it will take a while before they can be laid again."
This powerful egg-stealing theory makes Sui Zi close his mouth.
"Why doesn't the dog bark?"
"Dare to call?"
A dog happened to pass by, Yu Jingting narrowed his eyes, looking like a dog from Li Youcai's family?
He picked up a rock and threw it at it, and showed her how he was so afraid that the dogs in the village were afraid of him.
The dog purred and ran away with its tail tucked.
Horizon was shocked and could not find the sound.
The chicken and dog case is solved, and the pig is left.
For a long time.
"Where's my pig's cub?" Could it be that he also stole it and sold it?
"What pig? What does it look like?"
The hesitant appearance made Hokko suspicious.
"Do you know the inside story?"
"I don't know." He wasn't a disloyal person, and he couldn't do anything about betraying his mother-in-law.
"Let me recall."
On the day the sow gave birth, Chen Kaide was so drunk that she was sent to live with her grandmother, who was delivered by her mother.
It is very likely that her mother shipped the cubs out for sale, and her mother deducted the money without permission.
How can a piglet live without milk from a sow?There must be other sows to feed.
"Let me inquire and see who's pig gave birth at the same time as mine at that time." Focus on his family, who made him feel so guilty.
A drop of cold sweat oozes out of Yu Jingting's forehead.
"I can bear to steal a few eggs, but I can't steal my piglets."
"It's not me!"
"Who is that?"
"Hey! Daughter-in-law, look, why is the moon in the sky so bright?" Yu Jingting pointed at the covered moon and said nonsense.
"You are very familiar with my mother? You tacitly agreed to steal eggs?" The woman with the highest education in Yangtun asked wisely.
"Let's go, go home, I'm hungry!"
Yu Jingting was afraid of her questioning, so he strode home with her on his back.
She asked him to put it down several times, but he refused, so she gave up struggling.
Yu Jingting was also wary of her asking about Piglet at first, Suizi only asked him about other things.
"Do you like to eat rice cakes or wotou?"
"White steamed buns." Whether it is edible or not, I like it.
Yu Jingting thought of the one that grew on her and could not eat but gnaw, and licked the corner of his mouth.
love it.
"Where can I get you white flour?"
"It's white by itself, almost like white noodles." He whispered, mainly, tender.
"Then I'll make you cornmeal buns tomorrow." Round wotou.
Suiko still doesn't understand some shameless puns.
Yu Jingting swelled again, and his heart was too beautiful.
Rarely, the daughter-in-law wants to know him, and he will answer whatever she asks.
He carried her on his back and asked and answered every question. Anyone could see it as a newly-married couple with a harmonious relationship.
Li Youcai stood in the courtyard, his heart beating fast.
The bastard from Lao Yu's family led Sui Zi back to his mother's house to make trouble. He didn't dare to follow the villagers to watch the fun, lest he anger his upper body and suspect him.
Liu Lamei, that bitch won't give him up, right?
Li Youcai was in trouble when the big yellow dog at home limped back with his tail between his legs.
The dog stood at the door and barked towards the street, and Li Youcai followed the dog's barking.
Yu Jingting was walking on the moonlit path with the tassel on his back. He didn't know what the two of them said. From so far away, he could hear the arrogant laughter of the gangster.
Li Youcai spat hard towards the ground.
"I'll let you chat for a while, sooner or later Suizi doesn't want you." He had to think hard about how he sent Liu Lamei, but don't let her drag him down.
Seeing that he was about to get home, Sui Zi asked about his preferences, and the conversation changed.
"Pork prices go up?"
"Want to eat? I'll sell needles and thread for you tomorrow." The man who was already immersed in his wife's tender sea couldn't help himself.
"The price of pork has risen, so it's expensive to catch piglets, right? As for the piglets in my family, if they were to sell them now, they could make a lot of money. Was it a loss back then?"
"Isn't it? It's only four yuan for more than ten catties - grass!" You're careless!
This book is also known as "The Years I Persistently Stealing My Old Man's Egg", my family~people~, put the bad cake in the book review area~
(End of this chapter)
Dark clouds cover the moon.
Yu Jingting stopped, in the dark environment, Sui Zi's repressed statement became the only voice.
"Wang Fenfang is right. I have a gram in my life, but my character is not very good."
"Thank you for not being born more than ten years earlier."
"what?"
"Ten years ago, your head full of unfounded thoughts had to be locked in a shed, and we had to believe in atheism."
"." These words came out of the son of Dancing God, and they were unconvincing.
"My mother hasn't been happy since she gave birth to me, and there are always unfortunate things happening to the people around me. My dad asked someone to do the math for me, saying that my life would be hard to beat."
Suizi was very tough in the Chen family's fashion, but Wang Fenfang's phrase "give me a gram in my life" really touched her pain point.
"It's too cheap for him to smash a piece of glass - let's go, and smash the glass in his backyard as well." Yu Jingting turned around to go back.
"Don't make trouble! I'm telling you what to do!" Suizi hammered him.
"What I'm saying is true! Why didn't he ask our old lady to do the math? Before we talked about the evidence, the old lady gave it to you, saying that you have a good husband and a good son, and your son has a capable daughter who is good-looking and smart. Who married you? Who can make a fortune."
"Our mother doesn't really know how-"
"My mother won't count, but the person your black-hearted father finds will count? It's not true, why don't you choose a good letter? Just your father who drinks too much wine, who can live happily with him? Get up? I'm different. You've been with me and you must be happy every day."
While stepping on people, don't forget to blow yourself up.
"But it's true that my chickens and ducks don't lay eggs very often. Others' pigs have a lot of cubs, and my pigs have one."
A sow can give birth to 5-15 pigs in a litter. In contrast, Suizi also feels that he is a little heavy.
"You promise not to beat me or let me go to the kang, I'll tell you a secret."
"What?"
Yu Jingting made a big decision.
He wanted to rot in his stomach. He had a bad image in Suizi's heart. Telling her what he had done would make her bad image worse.
But she was so entangled that he was reluctant to let her continue to be sad, so he could only reluctantly tell her the truth.
"It's not that your chickens and ducks don't lay eggs, but that I stole them."
"???"
"You can't say stealing, it's taking." Taking it without consent is stealing, isn't that taking it if your mother-in-law allows it?
Chen Kaide borrowed money to drink big wine all day long. He was drunk and lay corpses all over the place.I can help my mother-in-law sell it and save some living expenses for Suizi.
"In short, you are by no means a member of the Ke family. After you get married, our chickens will lay eggs sooner or later. You will definitely be prosperous." Who has a chicken that lays two eggs a day!
"Isn't it laying eggs sooner or later because you threw two kicks into the chicken coop to frighten the chickens physiologically? That doesn't matter - when did you steal my eggs?"
"I take the chicken during the day, and I take it at night. After you turn off the lights in your house, the fence is not too high, so you can just turn it in."
Speaking of stealing eggs, he also summed up a set of rules.
"It is necessary to observe the cycle. If the eggs are picked up very early, the days after that will gradually pass. Until the eggs are laid in the evening, it will take a while before they can be laid again."
This powerful egg-stealing theory makes Sui Zi close his mouth.
"Why doesn't the dog bark?"
"Dare to call?"
A dog happened to pass by, Yu Jingting narrowed his eyes, looking like a dog from Li Youcai's family?
He picked up a rock and threw it at it, and showed her how he was so afraid that the dogs in the village were afraid of him.
The dog purred and ran away with its tail tucked.
Horizon was shocked and could not find the sound.
The chicken and dog case is solved, and the pig is left.
For a long time.
"Where's my pig's cub?" Could it be that he also stole it and sold it?
"What pig? What does it look like?"
The hesitant appearance made Hokko suspicious.
"Do you know the inside story?"
"I don't know." He wasn't a disloyal person, and he couldn't do anything about betraying his mother-in-law.
"Let me recall."
On the day the sow gave birth, Chen Kaide was so drunk that she was sent to live with her grandmother, who was delivered by her mother.
It is very likely that her mother shipped the cubs out for sale, and her mother deducted the money without permission.
How can a piglet live without milk from a sow?There must be other sows to feed.
"Let me inquire and see who's pig gave birth at the same time as mine at that time." Focus on his family, who made him feel so guilty.
A drop of cold sweat oozes out of Yu Jingting's forehead.
"I can bear to steal a few eggs, but I can't steal my piglets."
"It's not me!"
"Who is that?"
"Hey! Daughter-in-law, look, why is the moon in the sky so bright?" Yu Jingting pointed at the covered moon and said nonsense.
"You are very familiar with my mother? You tacitly agreed to steal eggs?" The woman with the highest education in Yangtun asked wisely.
"Let's go, go home, I'm hungry!"
Yu Jingting was afraid of her questioning, so he strode home with her on his back.
She asked him to put it down several times, but he refused, so she gave up struggling.
Yu Jingting was also wary of her asking about Piglet at first, Suizi only asked him about other things.
"Do you like to eat rice cakes or wotou?"
"White steamed buns." Whether it is edible or not, I like it.
Yu Jingting thought of the one that grew on her and could not eat but gnaw, and licked the corner of his mouth.
love it.
"Where can I get you white flour?"
"It's white by itself, almost like white noodles." He whispered, mainly, tender.
"Then I'll make you cornmeal buns tomorrow." Round wotou.
Suiko still doesn't understand some shameless puns.
Yu Jingting swelled again, and his heart was too beautiful.
Rarely, the daughter-in-law wants to know him, and he will answer whatever she asks.
He carried her on his back and asked and answered every question. Anyone could see it as a newly-married couple with a harmonious relationship.
Li Youcai stood in the courtyard, his heart beating fast.
The bastard from Lao Yu's family led Sui Zi back to his mother's house to make trouble. He didn't dare to follow the villagers to watch the fun, lest he anger his upper body and suspect him.
Liu Lamei, that bitch won't give him up, right?
Li Youcai was in trouble when the big yellow dog at home limped back with his tail between his legs.
The dog stood at the door and barked towards the street, and Li Youcai followed the dog's barking.
Yu Jingting was walking on the moonlit path with the tassel on his back. He didn't know what the two of them said. From so far away, he could hear the arrogant laughter of the gangster.
Li Youcai spat hard towards the ground.
"I'll let you chat for a while, sooner or later Suizi doesn't want you." He had to think hard about how he sent Liu Lamei, but don't let her drag him down.
Seeing that he was about to get home, Sui Zi asked about his preferences, and the conversation changed.
"Pork prices go up?"
"Want to eat? I'll sell needles and thread for you tomorrow." The man who was already immersed in his wife's tender sea couldn't help himself.
"The price of pork has risen, so it's expensive to catch piglets, right? As for the piglets in my family, if they were to sell them now, they could make a lot of money. Was it a loss back then?"
"Isn't it? It's only four yuan for more than ten catties - grass!" You're careless!
This book is also known as "The Years I Persistently Stealing My Old Man's Egg", my family~people~, put the bad cake in the book review area~
(End of this chapter)
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