I'm Chasing Rough Guys at 80

Chapter 55 A little song for you

The chicken cake that does not put water is also steamed too much.

Nutritious and delicious, not the same.

Sui Zi picked up the spoon, and Bengbu stopped in one bite.

This rich thirteen fragrance is really exciting for pregnant women.

Suizi covered her mouth and ran out, while Wang Cuihua slapped her son on the back of the head.

"Are you stupid? Now that your daughter-in-law has a body, what should you do if you spoil it for pregnant women?"

"Is it so unpalatable?" Yu Jingting disagreed, seeing that his daughter-in-law did this.

Just take an egg and stir it twice, sprinkle a handful of salt and add thirteen incense, open the lid of the pot and put it in, it's very simple.

"Hurry up and eat before Suizi comes back! You can't leave a mouthful - can't you see that she doesn't want to disappoint you and eats it hard?"

Wang Cuihua sighed when she saw this stupid boy from her own family, and said to herself:

"Why do you put such a good flower in your twig. What is it?"

"Hey, you old lady! I was born to you too!"

A beautiful day, starting from the harmonious and loving relationship of the family, Suizi listened to Yu family's pompous mouth, and the corners of her mouth rose slightly.

Li Youcai's marriage soon spread throughout the Wang family.

Ordinarily, it shouldn't be so fast. There are so many villages in Wangjiaweizi, and it takes half a day to pass them one by one.

It was all thanks to Yu Jingting that it spread so quickly.

Li Youcai read the review, and after he read it, it was Liu Lamei's turn.

The two have the same baba face.

If it wasn't for the village chief who threatened them and dismissed Li Youcai if they didn't finish reading this, the two of them wouldn't miss it.

Li Youcai has reviewed the previous several times, and he is much more fluent today.

Suizi specially organized her classmates to listen to it, and took the opportunity to let the children learn the basic format of applied essays. There must be a real person teaching Li Youcai. The children she taught will not forget to write in applied essays when they grow up. After all, they are impressed.

Liu Lamei was reading this stuff on the first day.

Although she is thick-skinned in private and has problems with her life style, it is too challenging for her to read the review on the radio.

With a blushing face, he stammered and finished reading, and he read too few words and sentences.

Suizi immediately took her as a negative teaching material and told the children that if the application essay was written like this, the exam would definitely be deducted.

After the two finished reading, Suiko planned to take the children back to the classroom.

Suddenly, a familiar voice came from the loudspeaker.

"Hello, all the folks in Wangjiaweizigezun."

Yu Jingting? !

Shoko heard it right away.

Isn't this her street kid?Why did you go to the radio again?

Not only Suizi thought it was strange, even Li Youcai and Liu Lamei in the studio were startled by the uninvited guests behind them.

Yu Jingting put one hand in his pocket and entered in a majestic manner.

Behind him were his two younger brothers.

"On behalf of the folks in Yangtun, I would like to send the wedding wishes to Li Goucai and Liu Jianmei, who are getting married right away."

I don't know if he was deliberately obsessed with words, or what, everyone heard "dog money" and "cheap plum".

Li Youcai held his monocular myopia mirror and looked at Yu Jingting's overly arrogant face. If he couldn't beat him, he really wanted to beat him up.

Li Youcai didn't want everyone to know that he was going to marry Liu Lamei.

Although forced by the current situation, he temporarily promised the village chief to marry Liu Lamei.

But he has already thought about it, and he will postpone it until the end of the new year. There is still time, and he can always find a way to escape.

He was advertised by Yu Jingting over a loudspeaker, and he didn't have a chance.

If Yu Jingting could only use a loudspeaker to say two words of congratulations to disgusting Li Youcai, he would be very sorry for his famous title of the first street liuzi.

Suizi was wondering what else this guy could do when he heard Yu Jingting's throat clearing from the loudspeaker.

"On this day to celebrate, we will send a song to Li Goucai and Liu Jianmei who are about to get married. The song is called "Only Mother Is Good in the World".

Yu Jingting picked up the cassette on the table and put the song out.

He had seen such a tape that day. Yesterday Suizi scolded Li Youcai as an unfilial son, but today he just used this piece, which is seamless.

Suiko was overjoyed to hear this song.

Yu Jingting does not engage in comedy, it is a big loss to the comedy world!
The more happy Suizi heard, the more troubled Li Youcai was.

Yu Jingting didn't beat him or scold him today.

But this ruthless song made him angry more than hitting Li Youcai.

He seemed to have completely offended Suizi yesterday.
Yu Jingting turned off the microphone after playing Qu'er, and looked at Li Youcai and Liu Lamei with contempt.

"When the whole village eats your two dishes, remember to call your father and me, and your mother and my daughter-in-law."

Marriage is to have a banquet, but isn't the word "eat vegetables" used in white affairs? !
Li Youcai exploded.

Yu Jingting took two steps, then turned back, took away the only lens left in Li Youcai's hand, held the lens that had been cracked in the middle with two fingers, compared it in front of Li Youcai, and let go.

The glass lens fell to the ground, making a shattering sound that made Li Youcai despair.

What used to be a crack, is now torn apart.

Yu Jingting patted Li Youcai on the shoulder.

"You're going to be a bridegroom, so you have to arrange a new one. Don't let your bride look down on you."

"Yu Jingting! You are too deceiving!" Li Youcai roared.

"Oh?" Yu Jingting stopped, his original ridicule eyes instantly sharp.

"Deceiving too much is telling people that you are human?"

Li Youcai was frightened by his sudden burst of momentum and took a step back. Yu Jingting grabbed his collar and showed a smile that made him and Liu Lamei shudder.

"From the moment you two hooked up and plotted my daughter-in-law's miscarriage, you must be mentally prepared to bear the revenge of Lao Tzu all the time."

"You, what do you think?" Li Youcai was so frightened that he was so frightened, how did Jie Liuzi know that he planned to miscarry Suizi?
"If you offend Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will always hold grudges. You and Liu Lamei are shitting in Lao Tzu's heart, wanting Lao Tzu to let you go? Forgiveness is impossible, Lao Tzu will beat you up when he thinks of it, and wait until Lao Tzu is tired. When you're tired of playing, talk about it."

Yu Jingting clasped his fists and hands with an indomitable attitude, every word was cruel:
"I wish you two, in this life, you will not be able to eat four dishes (Note [-]), someone will feed you when you eat, someone will wipe your shit, someone will push you when you walk, you will live a long life despite being seriously ill, and you will be full of infertility and grandchildren!"

He let go of his hand and kicked Li Youcai's stomach.

"You can pry Suizi over with your ability, and I can still look at you highly. Relying on unprofessional tricks, kicking your feet is too dirty!"

In this set of work, he made the domineering tiger come down the mountain, and the two younger brothers he brought clapped their hands in unison.

At this moment, they are all willing to be applause machines for Brother Ting's feelings.

"Brother, what does Brother Ting mean?"

"I don't understand, it's amazing anyway, just clap your hands and you're done!"

"Yu Jingting! You man with no quality, I already know my mistake, and I also want to repent. Why didn't you give me a chance to be a good person! Didn't Suizi not have a miscarriage? Why do you have to fight so hard?!"

　Note [-]:

　　I can't eat four dishes in my life: they are considered to be relatively high in the realm of harm.These four dishes represent: full moon dish, wedding dish, baishi dish, and tribute dish when going to the grave.Generally speaking, if he can't eat four dishes, it means that this person's baby will not live to grow up, he is destined to be lonely and old, he does not deserve to have anything, and no one will pay tribute to him when he dies.

　　
　　
　
(End of this chapter)