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Chapter 1010 Necromancers Going Crazy
Chapter 1010 Necromancers Going Crazy
When Gretel was immersed in the experiment, Archmage Haines was in another experimental area, with students, students' students, two young necromancers who were temporarily captured, and two other mages who were willing to come to the research institute to work. The dozens of monkeys in the cage looked at each other in blank dismay.
"Why do we have monkeys?"
"Yeah, why are we raising monkeys? Isn't this something for natural priests? Why are we necromancers doing it?"
"That's right, and there are so many monkeys in the jungle... When you need it, can't you just catch a group? Why should we raise them?"
Archmage Hines also complained a lot about this.However, when the students were full of doubts and complaints, he still had to cough and try to calm the scene:
"Stop talking!"
He glanced around dignifiedly.Seeing that everyone shut up and bowed their heads, he coughed in satisfaction and reprimanded:
"Don't want to raise monkeys? If you don't want to raise monkeys, go next door! Rabbits, dogs, chickens, mice, you can do it! You don't have to raise monkeys here!"
A very, very low howl.In addition to the monkey area, there are indeed several sub-sections in the animal area-but who is raising them?
All natives!
All native women and native children!
Cutting grass to the rabbits, feeding corn to the chickens, feeding the dogs corn squash with occasional meat—this is what they used to do every day!Rare rats are rare, but rats eat anything!
How could they, noble mages, do the same job as those native women and children!
"Besides, raising monkeys is also for experimentation! Many spells have similar effects on monkeys as they do on humans, which is different from dogs and pigs! So, try to raise monkeys! It's rare. There are so many here!"
Well, anyway, this research institute has been reserved as the property of Black Crow Swamp!Raising more monkeys can be used for other research, drug experiments or magic experiments, or research on other plagues in the future!
Most of the magicians bowed their heads to express their obedience, and dispersed to work one after another.Only the disciple of Archmage Hines, the 15th-level Archmage Wendell Jennings who was brought over to take up the quota, relied on the favor of the teacher and muttered softly:
"Even if that's the case, just catch it, why do you need to raise it..."
"Because Gretel said that [clean] monkeys are needed." Archmage Hines sighed:
"These monkeys were all caught in the jungle. No one knows how many kinds of bacteria they carry. At that time, you inject it with one injection, and the monkey has a fever—is it the poisonous blood you injected that made it have a fever? Or is it dirty on its own?"
In fact, Gretel said more than that.When Archmage Hines went to have a meeting with him, he saw Gretel lying on the table, writing and drawing, and muttering with a sad face:
"The monkeys on the banks of the Eternal River... the crab-eating monkeys... none of these... God knows what kind of monkeys are in the nearby jungle... and no specific pathogens... If not, at least give me clean monkeys... ..."
"Where is the River of Eternity?" Archmage Haines suddenly asked:
"You want crab-eating monkeys? I'll let them set a mission in the mage's tower, let the natives search for them, and if they find crab-eating monkeys, they will be caught by you? Or just feed them crabs and see which kind of monkeys to eat?"
Gretel turned his head and gave him a "about to cry" expression.
I want rhesus monkeys... rhesus monkeys and cynomolgus monkeys...not just any monkey...
It's not that if there are no rhesus monkeys for experiments, you can go to Mount Emei to catch a nest... Those monkeys are not worthy!
Even if you don’t consider that it is a Tibetan monkey, not a rhesus monkey; if you don’t consider that the Tibetan monkey is also a second-class protected animal in the country; monkeys growing in the wild have countless germs and viruses on their bodies...
It doesn't mean that shaving their hair and washing them with disinfectant will turn them into "clean" monkeys!
Not in the body, but in the body!
The cheapest ordinary monkeys are also required not to carry pathogens of zoonotic diseases...not to carry pathogens of severe animal infectious diseases...
Going up one level, "clean level" monkeys, in addition to the pathogens that cannot be carried by the ordinary level, cannot carry pathogens that are harmful to animals and interfere with research...
And what he wants, no yellow fever virus, no malaria virus, no dengue virus, no Zika virus, no monkeys with all the weird viruses..., have to go up one level, to Specified Pathogen Free (SPF) class……
SPF level, germ-free (GF) level, and animals with specific diseases, knockout of specific genes, etc., are higher than the first level.As for the price, that is not a double increase, but a geometric progression!
A rhesus monkey sells for 10, do you think it's a joke?
However, even if it is expensive...you can buy it before...you only need to write the experimental design, fill in the report, apply for the budget, and then buy...it's not like this broken world, there is no ready-made one at all, and you have to raise it from scratch !
In his Oak Grove Research Institute, the group of necromancers worked diligently for several years, wearing protective clothing to go in and out of the animal room every day, and finally raised a group of clean mice.As for the monkeys?
Sorry, he is poor and cannot afford monkeys!
"In short, let's talk about raising these monkeys. After raising them, they give birth to cubs, and raise the cubs in a clean environment for several generations... probably, they can be used..."
Archmage Hines recalled the operation manual given by Gretel—about cleaning the animal room, entry and exit requirements, operating standards, etc., and continued to order his subordinates:
"Don't be in a daze! Wash these monkeys first! It will be fine after they are cleaned! ——That big bucket of disinfectant over there!"
"Ah! This monkey won't go into the water!" A young necromancer screamed.He quickly raised his hands to cover his face, and with a "clang", a flame burst out from the mage armor on his body:
"Still scratching me!"
"Petrification!" Before the Archmage Haines could talk to that guy, his disciple's disciple, the little leader of this group, reprimanded him aloud:
"Charm! There are so many ready-made spells, don't you know how to use one? - don't do it yourself! Where's your skeleton? Why don't you use a skeleton to work?"
"I'm not from the control department... petrification, petrification, how can I shave them..."
Chicken fly dog jump, chicken fly dog jump.Finally, all the monkeys were washed, shaved, nails cut, and even teeth brushed.
After the round of cleansing was over, every low-level mage collapsed outside the iron cage, and looked at the monkey collapsed in the iron cage, and no one wanted to move...
"I said, there seems to be something missing?"
"What else? - I'm hungry, let's eat first!"
"By the way, we need to feed the monkeys first!"
Bang Bang Bang Bang, the big barrels of corn, pumpkin, fruit, and minced chicken were carried into the animal room by the skeletons in groups of two, picked up the spoons, and gave each monkey a spoonful in the food bowl.The necromancers breathed a sigh of relief and went out to eat:
"The tortilla...was a bit burnt..."
"Pumpkin squishy..."
"Cactus fruit..."
"avocado……"
“Grilled Chicken Meatballs…”
"Corn pancakes, wrapped in pumpkin, peas and chicken strips...Chili sauce is on the side, whoever wants to spread how much..."
"It feels like we eat the same food as monkeys? At most, we eat cooked ones, and they eat raw ones?"
"No, monkeys don't have to eat spicy food, but we can't." A necromancer, who is not used to spicy food anyway, took a bite of the chicken meatballs, and was so hot that the hot pepper fragments inside made tears flow:
"Forcing people to eat spicy food is heresy... Who is cooking in the kitchen? I really want to whip the cook!"
"Calm down, no one cooks here, it's Taling who brings invisible servants to help. What you should ask is, who taught Taling how to make these local dishes..."
"..."
"..."
The young mages who were not qualified to decide on the menu, or even to order, looked at each other in blank dismay.Although there was no mage tower built in the research institute, it was just "no tower-shaped building".The entire research institute is still under the control of Taling——
And the current control authority of Taling, sorry, is in the hands of Archmage Hines.
"Even if his tongue is blunt enough to be close to the undead, and he wants to eat something strong, he still has to leave some edibles for us... T_T..."
The irritated necromancer continued to whine tearfully.With a slap, he received a slap on the back of the head, and the group leader waved away the mage's hand expressionlessly:
"Don't complain. Hurry up and finish eating, and then go to see the group of monkeys—I feel that these monkeys will cause us countless troubles."
It is indeed troublesome.The necromancers hurriedly finished their lunch, and when they returned to the animal room, they all frowned:
"Ahhhh—why don't these monkeys eat it!"
If Gretel was here, he would tell them: the monkey is stressed.
Not to mention animals, even people, if they are caught for no reason, then stiffened for no reason, soaked in water with a strange smell, and then shaved, they will bow their heads to the dark wall and tremble for three to five days.
It's good not to eat, at least not screaming, banging against the cage wall, scratching myself, or vomiting blood to death for no reason.
The way the necromancers responded was also very simple and rude:
Don't eat it?
Starvation!
I'll make you hungry, crazy hungry, let's see if you eat or not!
What, still not eating?
Dominate the animals!
"Huh, huh... It's really hard to raise a monkey... We have to control what we eat, and we have to control how we can't poop in the future..."
"Can you apply for a natural priest to do this job... raising animals, they are obviously good at it... why throw it on the head of the necromancer..."
"Shh!"
That tenth-level natural priest, so-and-so, if he was willing to raise animals, he would not have arrested others to do it!The problem is, he stuck his head into the core of the research institute and refused to come out!
"By the way, who knows the appeasement technique? Give the monkeys a appeasement technique!"
There are countless difficulties.All in all, the animal husbandry team dominated by necromancers finally succeeded in keeping the monkeys alive-then, they faced the next difficulty:
"These monkeys, why don't they have baby monkeys?"
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When Gretel was immersed in the experiment, Archmage Haines was in another experimental area, with students, students' students, two young necromancers who were temporarily captured, and two other mages who were willing to come to the research institute to work. The dozens of monkeys in the cage looked at each other in blank dismay.
"Why do we have monkeys?"
"Yeah, why are we raising monkeys? Isn't this something for natural priests? Why are we necromancers doing it?"
"That's right, and there are so many monkeys in the jungle... When you need it, can't you just catch a group? Why should we raise them?"
Archmage Hines also complained a lot about this.However, when the students were full of doubts and complaints, he still had to cough and try to calm the scene:
"Stop talking!"
He glanced around dignifiedly.Seeing that everyone shut up and bowed their heads, he coughed in satisfaction and reprimanded:
"Don't want to raise monkeys? If you don't want to raise monkeys, go next door! Rabbits, dogs, chickens, mice, you can do it! You don't have to raise monkeys here!"
A very, very low howl.In addition to the monkey area, there are indeed several sub-sections in the animal area-but who is raising them?
All natives!
All native women and native children!
Cutting grass to the rabbits, feeding corn to the chickens, feeding the dogs corn squash with occasional meat—this is what they used to do every day!Rare rats are rare, but rats eat anything!
How could they, noble mages, do the same job as those native women and children!
"Besides, raising monkeys is also for experimentation! Many spells have similar effects on monkeys as they do on humans, which is different from dogs and pigs! So, try to raise monkeys! It's rare. There are so many here!"
Well, anyway, this research institute has been reserved as the property of Black Crow Swamp!Raising more monkeys can be used for other research, drug experiments or magic experiments, or research on other plagues in the future!
Most of the magicians bowed their heads to express their obedience, and dispersed to work one after another.Only the disciple of Archmage Hines, the 15th-level Archmage Wendell Jennings who was brought over to take up the quota, relied on the favor of the teacher and muttered softly:
"Even if that's the case, just catch it, why do you need to raise it..."
"Because Gretel said that [clean] monkeys are needed." Archmage Hines sighed:
"These monkeys were all caught in the jungle. No one knows how many kinds of bacteria they carry. At that time, you inject it with one injection, and the monkey has a fever—is it the poisonous blood you injected that made it have a fever? Or is it dirty on its own?"
In fact, Gretel said more than that.When Archmage Hines went to have a meeting with him, he saw Gretel lying on the table, writing and drawing, and muttering with a sad face:
"The monkeys on the banks of the Eternal River... the crab-eating monkeys... none of these... God knows what kind of monkeys are in the nearby jungle... and no specific pathogens... If not, at least give me clean monkeys... ..."
"Where is the River of Eternity?" Archmage Haines suddenly asked:
"You want crab-eating monkeys? I'll let them set a mission in the mage's tower, let the natives search for them, and if they find crab-eating monkeys, they will be caught by you? Or just feed them crabs and see which kind of monkeys to eat?"
Gretel turned his head and gave him a "about to cry" expression.
I want rhesus monkeys... rhesus monkeys and cynomolgus monkeys...not just any monkey...
It's not that if there are no rhesus monkeys for experiments, you can go to Mount Emei to catch a nest... Those monkeys are not worthy!
Even if you don’t consider that it is a Tibetan monkey, not a rhesus monkey; if you don’t consider that the Tibetan monkey is also a second-class protected animal in the country; monkeys growing in the wild have countless germs and viruses on their bodies...
It doesn't mean that shaving their hair and washing them with disinfectant will turn them into "clean" monkeys!
Not in the body, but in the body!
The cheapest ordinary monkeys are also required not to carry pathogens of zoonotic diseases...not to carry pathogens of severe animal infectious diseases...
Going up one level, "clean level" monkeys, in addition to the pathogens that cannot be carried by the ordinary level, cannot carry pathogens that are harmful to animals and interfere with research...
And what he wants, no yellow fever virus, no malaria virus, no dengue virus, no Zika virus, no monkeys with all the weird viruses..., have to go up one level, to Specified Pathogen Free (SPF) class……
SPF level, germ-free (GF) level, and animals with specific diseases, knockout of specific genes, etc., are higher than the first level.As for the price, that is not a double increase, but a geometric progression!
A rhesus monkey sells for 10, do you think it's a joke?
However, even if it is expensive...you can buy it before...you only need to write the experimental design, fill in the report, apply for the budget, and then buy...it's not like this broken world, there is no ready-made one at all, and you have to raise it from scratch !
In his Oak Grove Research Institute, the group of necromancers worked diligently for several years, wearing protective clothing to go in and out of the animal room every day, and finally raised a group of clean mice.As for the monkeys?
Sorry, he is poor and cannot afford monkeys!
"In short, let's talk about raising these monkeys. After raising them, they give birth to cubs, and raise the cubs in a clean environment for several generations... probably, they can be used..."
Archmage Hines recalled the operation manual given by Gretel—about cleaning the animal room, entry and exit requirements, operating standards, etc., and continued to order his subordinates:
"Don't be in a daze! Wash these monkeys first! It will be fine after they are cleaned! ——That big bucket of disinfectant over there!"
"Ah! This monkey won't go into the water!" A young necromancer screamed.He quickly raised his hands to cover his face, and with a "clang", a flame burst out from the mage armor on his body:
"Still scratching me!"
"Petrification!" Before the Archmage Haines could talk to that guy, his disciple's disciple, the little leader of this group, reprimanded him aloud:
"Charm! There are so many ready-made spells, don't you know how to use one? - don't do it yourself! Where's your skeleton? Why don't you use a skeleton to work?"
"I'm not from the control department... petrification, petrification, how can I shave them..."
Chicken fly dog jump, chicken fly dog jump.Finally, all the monkeys were washed, shaved, nails cut, and even teeth brushed.
After the round of cleansing was over, every low-level mage collapsed outside the iron cage, and looked at the monkey collapsed in the iron cage, and no one wanted to move...
"I said, there seems to be something missing?"
"What else? - I'm hungry, let's eat first!"
"By the way, we need to feed the monkeys first!"
Bang Bang Bang Bang, the big barrels of corn, pumpkin, fruit, and minced chicken were carried into the animal room by the skeletons in groups of two, picked up the spoons, and gave each monkey a spoonful in the food bowl.The necromancers breathed a sigh of relief and went out to eat:
"The tortilla...was a bit burnt..."
"Pumpkin squishy..."
"Cactus fruit..."
"avocado……"
“Grilled Chicken Meatballs…”
"Corn pancakes, wrapped in pumpkin, peas and chicken strips...Chili sauce is on the side, whoever wants to spread how much..."
"It feels like we eat the same food as monkeys? At most, we eat cooked ones, and they eat raw ones?"
"No, monkeys don't have to eat spicy food, but we can't." A necromancer, who is not used to spicy food anyway, took a bite of the chicken meatballs, and was so hot that the hot pepper fragments inside made tears flow:
"Forcing people to eat spicy food is heresy... Who is cooking in the kitchen? I really want to whip the cook!"
"Calm down, no one cooks here, it's Taling who brings invisible servants to help. What you should ask is, who taught Taling how to make these local dishes..."
"..."
"..."
The young mages who were not qualified to decide on the menu, or even to order, looked at each other in blank dismay.Although there was no mage tower built in the research institute, it was just "no tower-shaped building".The entire research institute is still under the control of Taling——
And the current control authority of Taling, sorry, is in the hands of Archmage Hines.
"Even if his tongue is blunt enough to be close to the undead, and he wants to eat something strong, he still has to leave some edibles for us... T_T..."
The irritated necromancer continued to whine tearfully.With a slap, he received a slap on the back of the head, and the group leader waved away the mage's hand expressionlessly:
"Don't complain. Hurry up and finish eating, and then go to see the group of monkeys—I feel that these monkeys will cause us countless troubles."
It is indeed troublesome.The necromancers hurriedly finished their lunch, and when they returned to the animal room, they all frowned:
"Ahhhh—why don't these monkeys eat it!"
If Gretel was here, he would tell them: the monkey is stressed.
Not to mention animals, even people, if they are caught for no reason, then stiffened for no reason, soaked in water with a strange smell, and then shaved, they will bow their heads to the dark wall and tremble for three to five days.
It's good not to eat, at least not screaming, banging against the cage wall, scratching myself, or vomiting blood to death for no reason.
The way the necromancers responded was also very simple and rude:
Don't eat it?
Starvation!
I'll make you hungry, crazy hungry, let's see if you eat or not!
What, still not eating?
Dominate the animals!
"Huh, huh... It's really hard to raise a monkey... We have to control what we eat, and we have to control how we can't poop in the future..."
"Can you apply for a natural priest to do this job... raising animals, they are obviously good at it... why throw it on the head of the necromancer..."
"Shh!"
That tenth-level natural priest, so-and-so, if he was willing to raise animals, he would not have arrested others to do it!The problem is, he stuck his head into the core of the research institute and refused to come out!
"By the way, who knows the appeasement technique? Give the monkeys a appeasement technique!"
There are countless difficulties.All in all, the animal husbandry team dominated by necromancers finally succeeded in keeping the monkeys alive-then, they faced the next difficulty:
"These monkeys, why don't they have baby monkeys?"
****
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(End of this chapter)
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