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Chapter 450 The Barbarian's Secret Recipe for Childbirth? !
Chapter 450 The Barbarian's Secret Recipe for Childbirth? !
Grabbing the snake staff, Gretel looked around, and suddenly felt refreshed.My waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and the way others look at me...is different.
It was as if, his whole body lit up, and he was painted with layer after layer of sacred aura.
Cough, you don't think I'm possessed by a god of medicine, do you?It should not be that there is no legend of Asclepius, the god of medicine, in this world.However, I worked hard to get my prestige up, maybe the Snake Staff can become a medical symbol in this world?
Gretel held the snake stick and thought wildly.He wanted to try the function of the snake spirit, looked left and right, and then stopped:
The ones under the feet are round and square, and the horizontal ones are straight. The contract magic circle has just been drawn more than halfway, and there are still a lot of materials in it.Gretel estimated that he had no ballet level at all, and walked out on tiptoes, and he would definitely step on something.
As for jumping out?Sorry, standing long jump, he has failed since junior high school.
Looking down, two apprentices were lying on their feet, one was picking up the materials in the magic circle, and the other was carrying a small shovel, and followed behind to shovel the soil.It's a pity that these sacrificial supplies can be recycled and reused, and the animal blood and medicine powder used to draw the magic circle are ruined...
Two other soldiers rolled up their sleeves and stood far away, gearing up to move the totem pole.
"By the way, this pillar...?" Do I have to take it with me?It looks so heavy!
"This pillar is used to store the spirit of the totem, especially when the caster's strength is insufficient or out of gear, the spirit of the totem can be attached to the pillar and offered by the whole tribe's priests." Not far away, the old man with the feather crown slightly laugh:
"A priest like you can directly supply it with spiritual power, without having to carry a pillar around."
"Oh oh oh..." Gretel was relieved.Indeed, there are many ways to accommodate incorporeal and spiritual bodies in the council, so go back and get one.Pillars or something, let it stay here and use it for the next tribe!
Gretel waited and waited patiently.Fortunately, the apprentice who packed up his things was considerate and fast, and he cleared up a way for him first.Gretel ran out with the snake stick in his hand, and was stopped by the old man with the feather crown with a smile as soon as he jumped out:
"Your Excellency Nordmark, is there anything urgent for you?"
"Ah? I'm going to try this snake spirit..."
Try the addition of the spirit of the totem to the mental power, is it enough for a happy electrograph? Then try the spirit of the totem itself, drill into the human body to explore the internal scene, what can you see.
After tossing and tossing all the way for this round, how can I not try the things I got!
"Since it's an attempt, could you bother your Excellency to walk around our tribe?" Elder Brock smiled, his face full of kindness.Gretel understood what he meant: It's rare to have a different healer. By the way, he can do a wave of inspections for nothing. Maybe he can also use a wave of healing for nothing?
But elder, do you know that your face is exactly the same as the director who said to him "Your symptoms are typical, let the students take a look", and then summoned a bunch of medical students...
Although some bad memories were brought back, Gretel did not refuse.Holding the snake stick, he followed the elder and walked into the residential area of the host tribe.Stepping into the first door, he reflexively hung up a bubble spell on himself, and then quietly waved it away while no one was paying attention.
On the Great Wasteland, even for relatively powerful tribes, the accommodation conditions are not worth looking forward to.Most of the houses use animal bones as support columns, with adobe bricks on the four walls and animal skins on the top.A large family, men, women and children live in the same house and even sleep on a kang.
Wealthier families have animal skin curtains to separate the kang, while poorer families do not even have animal skin curtains.Stepping in, the smell accumulated over the years...
Gretel had no choice but to check one by one against the smell.There is no way, smell is also a very important indicator in clinical practice, and it is not easy to ignore it.For example, diabetic foot, such as the smell of rotten apples in ketoacidosis, almost as soon as you smell it, you know what happened.
Besides, as a doctor, not letting patients feel rejected is also an important part of doctor-patient communication.
Gretel checked them one by one.It must be admitted that the old man with a feather crown is a very powerful healer. The tribes under his care have no healing skills to deal with injuries that cannot be cured because of insufficient healing power.Gretel checked all the way, and the one who caught the most was actually a parasite...
What else is there to say?Do a stool test, quickly cultivate adult worms, and then, with all kinds of worms, use magic to sweep them one by one!
Gretel worked hard, holding his nose.After scanning three or five people, Elder Brock and his apprentices stopped him earnestly:
"Take a break, we will do these jobs. How can you do this kind of dirty and rough work...Hadra! What are you doing standing there, hurry up and pour water for Lord Nordmark!"
Gretel: "...I think you just want to learn this spell to cure parasites? You don't have to go around such a big detour, just bring a piece of animal skin, I'll just draw the magic structure for you..."
Think of it as a return gift for drawing a contract magic circle!
As a result, the treatment work finally became Elder Brock imitating desperately with a magic scroll, while Gretel gave pointers while drinking tea.Smoothly mobilize the snake spirit, and carefully patrol the patient's body to see if those liver flukes, roundworms, and pork tapeworms have been killed...
Oh, by the way, run another electrocardiogram to observe the fluctuation of the patient's vital signs.Elder Brock is not proficient in mastering magic, and from time to time, something can go wrong.The patient turned pale from the pain, the patient rolled all over the bed, the patient passed out...
Early monitoring, early detection, and early treatment are good for everyone.By the way, with the snake spirit plug-in, Gretel's electrocardiogram time has been extended from half a minute to 5 minutes.
Save a little, and you can already take on the role of monitoring vital signs during the most critical period of surgery.
While healing, teaching, and experimenting with newly acquired tools.Elder Brock's tribe is the most powerful tribe in this area, with a large population, and can even support many old people.
Gretel went all the way, including men, women and children, and collected a lot of data.His 【Endless Ink Pen】was entangled by the oak stick, flying non-stop in the notebook, recording as cheerfully as possible.
...Looking at the progress, after arranging the entire tribe, the snake spirit is almost familiar?
Gretel thought silently between treatments.However, soon, this idea was thrown into the sky:
"...Can't the child be born?" Gretel looked at Elder Brock with dull eyes and asked the young man in front of him: "What's the situation now?"
"She should have given birth a long time ago, but she hasn't given birth yet!" The young man, who should be the husband of the pregnant woman, was sweating profusely.In the cold weather at the turn of autumn and winter, white steam was rising from his forehead:
"It's been almost half a month. I'm really worried that something will happen to her...I..."
"I see, I'll go and have a look." Elder Yuguan stood up calmly.He followed the boy to the house where the pregnant woman was, and asked Gretel as he went:
"Your Excellency Nordmark, is there any way you can help her?"
I?I'm not a gynecologist... Gretel growled silently in his heart, and shook his head decisively.Internal and external women and children, four major sub-disciplines, and each other's scope of practice must be examined independently.When it comes to pregnant women, our usual approach in the emergency department is:
Save the patient's life, and then call the gynecology emergency consultation!
Besides, labor doesn't start or anything, all I know is to give oxytocin... and I don't have any medicine!
Elder Yu Guan smiled, but did not continue to ask.When he walked to the patient's residence, he just opened the door curtain, and the sound of painful groans came one after another.The pregnant woman was standing on the kang with sweat all over her face. Looking at her belly, she really looked like she was full term.
The only thing Gretel can do is to quickly cast an EKG spell.Well, the heart rate is a little fast, which is natural, but not so fast that it is abnormal.He doesn't know the fetal position unless he is asked to have a B-ultrasound?
However, the husband of a pregnant woman may not want him to touch and touch the belly of a pregnant woman.Gretel glanced quietly, and when Elder Brock leaned over, the young man was already a bit reluctant...
"Child, don't be afraid, the gods will always protect you." Elder Brock used a therapist to replenish the pregnant woman's strength, then turned out a small bag from the inside of the robe, and poured out some powder:
"Come on, drink it."
what is this?
Gretel probed curiously.The pregnant woman drank the powder obediently, but her condition did not improve much, and there was no sign of imminent labor.Taking advantage of no one's attention, Gretel pulled Elder Brock to a secluded place behind the house, and asked him quietly:
"What is that medicine made of?"
"that……"
Elder Brock looked around again.If the elders of other tribes, even his own disciples ask, they are determined not to reveal the secret recipe unless it is absolutely necessary; however, this generous human healer can share it.He straightened his clothes and smiled reservedly:
"That's our tribe's secret recipe. Pumpkin seeds, gourd pulp, and goshawk's feces are mixed together to promote childbirth. It must be our tribe's condor for the feces to be effective. Don't tell others!"
What... Gretel was stunned.That's okay too?This also works? !
In fact, it's really useless.The pregnant woman tossed and turned, tossing and tossing for almost an hour, and her breathing became weaker and weaker.Elder Brock saw that the situation was not good, so he had to come up with a new secret recipe:
"The same fluid that impregnates her will also cause her to give birth. Let her husband pass, @#$%…"
A series of operations with sound involving below the neck must be dropped by 404.Gretel was dumbfounded:
No, wait.In theory, prostaglandins do have the effect of promoting the ripening and softening of the cervix, that is to say, they can indeed induce labor... But, your operation is too rough!
You might as well let me come!At least, I can still get a relatively simple caesarean section!
****
The last day doubles, asking for monthly tickets, asking for recommendation tickets, asking for book reviews, asking for various...
And, the above two secret recipes have indeed appeared in reality... It's just that the first one is the secret recipe of the Aztec tribe, and the second one seems to be from a certain tribe in Africa...
(End of this chapter)
Grabbing the snake staff, Gretel looked around, and suddenly felt refreshed.My waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and the way others look at me...is different.
It was as if, his whole body lit up, and he was painted with layer after layer of sacred aura.
Cough, you don't think I'm possessed by a god of medicine, do you?It should not be that there is no legend of Asclepius, the god of medicine, in this world.However, I worked hard to get my prestige up, maybe the Snake Staff can become a medical symbol in this world?
Gretel held the snake stick and thought wildly.He wanted to try the function of the snake spirit, looked left and right, and then stopped:
The ones under the feet are round and square, and the horizontal ones are straight. The contract magic circle has just been drawn more than halfway, and there are still a lot of materials in it.Gretel estimated that he had no ballet level at all, and walked out on tiptoes, and he would definitely step on something.
As for jumping out?Sorry, standing long jump, he has failed since junior high school.
Looking down, two apprentices were lying on their feet, one was picking up the materials in the magic circle, and the other was carrying a small shovel, and followed behind to shovel the soil.It's a pity that these sacrificial supplies can be recycled and reused, and the animal blood and medicine powder used to draw the magic circle are ruined...
Two other soldiers rolled up their sleeves and stood far away, gearing up to move the totem pole.
"By the way, this pillar...?" Do I have to take it with me?It looks so heavy!
"This pillar is used to store the spirit of the totem, especially when the caster's strength is insufficient or out of gear, the spirit of the totem can be attached to the pillar and offered by the whole tribe's priests." Not far away, the old man with the feather crown slightly laugh:
"A priest like you can directly supply it with spiritual power, without having to carry a pillar around."
"Oh oh oh..." Gretel was relieved.Indeed, there are many ways to accommodate incorporeal and spiritual bodies in the council, so go back and get one.Pillars or something, let it stay here and use it for the next tribe!
Gretel waited and waited patiently.Fortunately, the apprentice who packed up his things was considerate and fast, and he cleared up a way for him first.Gretel ran out with the snake stick in his hand, and was stopped by the old man with the feather crown with a smile as soon as he jumped out:
"Your Excellency Nordmark, is there anything urgent for you?"
"Ah? I'm going to try this snake spirit..."
Try the addition of the spirit of the totem to the mental power, is it enough for a happy electrograph? Then try the spirit of the totem itself, drill into the human body to explore the internal scene, what can you see.
After tossing and tossing all the way for this round, how can I not try the things I got!
"Since it's an attempt, could you bother your Excellency to walk around our tribe?" Elder Brock smiled, his face full of kindness.Gretel understood what he meant: It's rare to have a different healer. By the way, he can do a wave of inspections for nothing. Maybe he can also use a wave of healing for nothing?
But elder, do you know that your face is exactly the same as the director who said to him "Your symptoms are typical, let the students take a look", and then summoned a bunch of medical students...
Although some bad memories were brought back, Gretel did not refuse.Holding the snake stick, he followed the elder and walked into the residential area of the host tribe.Stepping into the first door, he reflexively hung up a bubble spell on himself, and then quietly waved it away while no one was paying attention.
On the Great Wasteland, even for relatively powerful tribes, the accommodation conditions are not worth looking forward to.Most of the houses use animal bones as support columns, with adobe bricks on the four walls and animal skins on the top.A large family, men, women and children live in the same house and even sleep on a kang.
Wealthier families have animal skin curtains to separate the kang, while poorer families do not even have animal skin curtains.Stepping in, the smell accumulated over the years...
Gretel had no choice but to check one by one against the smell.There is no way, smell is also a very important indicator in clinical practice, and it is not easy to ignore it.For example, diabetic foot, such as the smell of rotten apples in ketoacidosis, almost as soon as you smell it, you know what happened.
Besides, as a doctor, not letting patients feel rejected is also an important part of doctor-patient communication.
Gretel checked them one by one.It must be admitted that the old man with a feather crown is a very powerful healer. The tribes under his care have no healing skills to deal with injuries that cannot be cured because of insufficient healing power.Gretel checked all the way, and the one who caught the most was actually a parasite...
What else is there to say?Do a stool test, quickly cultivate adult worms, and then, with all kinds of worms, use magic to sweep them one by one!
Gretel worked hard, holding his nose.After scanning three or five people, Elder Brock and his apprentices stopped him earnestly:
"Take a break, we will do these jobs. How can you do this kind of dirty and rough work...Hadra! What are you doing standing there, hurry up and pour water for Lord Nordmark!"
Gretel: "...I think you just want to learn this spell to cure parasites? You don't have to go around such a big detour, just bring a piece of animal skin, I'll just draw the magic structure for you..."
Think of it as a return gift for drawing a contract magic circle!
As a result, the treatment work finally became Elder Brock imitating desperately with a magic scroll, while Gretel gave pointers while drinking tea.Smoothly mobilize the snake spirit, and carefully patrol the patient's body to see if those liver flukes, roundworms, and pork tapeworms have been killed...
Oh, by the way, run another electrocardiogram to observe the fluctuation of the patient's vital signs.Elder Brock is not proficient in mastering magic, and from time to time, something can go wrong.The patient turned pale from the pain, the patient rolled all over the bed, the patient passed out...
Early monitoring, early detection, and early treatment are good for everyone.By the way, with the snake spirit plug-in, Gretel's electrocardiogram time has been extended from half a minute to 5 minutes.
Save a little, and you can already take on the role of monitoring vital signs during the most critical period of surgery.
While healing, teaching, and experimenting with newly acquired tools.Elder Brock's tribe is the most powerful tribe in this area, with a large population, and can even support many old people.
Gretel went all the way, including men, women and children, and collected a lot of data.His 【Endless Ink Pen】was entangled by the oak stick, flying non-stop in the notebook, recording as cheerfully as possible.
...Looking at the progress, after arranging the entire tribe, the snake spirit is almost familiar?
Gretel thought silently between treatments.However, soon, this idea was thrown into the sky:
"...Can't the child be born?" Gretel looked at Elder Brock with dull eyes and asked the young man in front of him: "What's the situation now?"
"She should have given birth a long time ago, but she hasn't given birth yet!" The young man, who should be the husband of the pregnant woman, was sweating profusely.In the cold weather at the turn of autumn and winter, white steam was rising from his forehead:
"It's been almost half a month. I'm really worried that something will happen to her...I..."
"I see, I'll go and have a look." Elder Yuguan stood up calmly.He followed the boy to the house where the pregnant woman was, and asked Gretel as he went:
"Your Excellency Nordmark, is there any way you can help her?"
I?I'm not a gynecologist... Gretel growled silently in his heart, and shook his head decisively.Internal and external women and children, four major sub-disciplines, and each other's scope of practice must be examined independently.When it comes to pregnant women, our usual approach in the emergency department is:
Save the patient's life, and then call the gynecology emergency consultation!
Besides, labor doesn't start or anything, all I know is to give oxytocin... and I don't have any medicine!
Elder Yu Guan smiled, but did not continue to ask.When he walked to the patient's residence, he just opened the door curtain, and the sound of painful groans came one after another.The pregnant woman was standing on the kang with sweat all over her face. Looking at her belly, she really looked like she was full term.
The only thing Gretel can do is to quickly cast an EKG spell.Well, the heart rate is a little fast, which is natural, but not so fast that it is abnormal.He doesn't know the fetal position unless he is asked to have a B-ultrasound?
However, the husband of a pregnant woman may not want him to touch and touch the belly of a pregnant woman.Gretel glanced quietly, and when Elder Brock leaned over, the young man was already a bit reluctant...
"Child, don't be afraid, the gods will always protect you." Elder Brock used a therapist to replenish the pregnant woman's strength, then turned out a small bag from the inside of the robe, and poured out some powder:
"Come on, drink it."
what is this?
Gretel probed curiously.The pregnant woman drank the powder obediently, but her condition did not improve much, and there was no sign of imminent labor.Taking advantage of no one's attention, Gretel pulled Elder Brock to a secluded place behind the house, and asked him quietly:
"What is that medicine made of?"
"that……"
Elder Brock looked around again.If the elders of other tribes, even his own disciples ask, they are determined not to reveal the secret recipe unless it is absolutely necessary; however, this generous human healer can share it.He straightened his clothes and smiled reservedly:
"That's our tribe's secret recipe. Pumpkin seeds, gourd pulp, and goshawk's feces are mixed together to promote childbirth. It must be our tribe's condor for the feces to be effective. Don't tell others!"
What... Gretel was stunned.That's okay too?This also works? !
In fact, it's really useless.The pregnant woman tossed and turned, tossing and tossing for almost an hour, and her breathing became weaker and weaker.Elder Brock saw that the situation was not good, so he had to come up with a new secret recipe:
"The same fluid that impregnates her will also cause her to give birth. Let her husband pass, @#$%…"
A series of operations with sound involving below the neck must be dropped by 404.Gretel was dumbfounded:
No, wait.In theory, prostaglandins do have the effect of promoting the ripening and softening of the cervix, that is to say, they can indeed induce labor... But, your operation is too rough!
You might as well let me come!At least, I can still get a relatively simple caesarean section!
****
The last day doubles, asking for monthly tickets, asking for recommendation tickets, asking for book reviews, asking for various...
And, the above two secret recipes have indeed appeared in reality... It's just that the first one is the secret recipe of the Aztec tribe, and the second one seems to be from a certain tribe in Africa...
(End of this chapter)
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