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Chapter 499 Don't Save Me!I'd rather die than go bankrupt!

Chapter 499 Don't Save Me!I'd rather die than go bankrupt! (Turtle Master Wan Reward plus more)
It takes a long time to exhaust the gas.

Gretel carefully controlled the gas flow, trying not to let the intra-abdominal pressure drop too quickly.I was worried and watched the electrocardiogram and sphygmomanometer from time to time, lest there be a fatal situation——

Cerebrovascular cavity air embolism, pulmonary air embolism, coronary artery air embolism...

Archmage Novak stood behind Gretel, and from time to time, according to his request, he helped him with a healing spell:

There is a high probability that the stomach will be perforated, the intestinal tract may also be ischemic, and even the heart rate may be abnormal or something.Although it is not yet time to open the abdomen, it is good for everyone to use a healing technique to save it.

The Lord of Thunder found a place in the corner of the operating room, sat on the floating disc, and said nothing.The words on the monocle kept flashing, and it seemed that the daily research had started again.

Archmage Bairbo walked out at some point.After a while, he quietly returned, his face full of anger:

"It's not the first time these boys have done this kind of thing! I just asked them, and they said that they drank liquid nitrogen directly into their mouths, and it's been several times, but it's never happened before!"

"Did he swallow it this time?" Gretel replied without looking back:
"A small amount of liquid nitrogen enters the mouth and volatilizes quickly, so it can be dissipated from the mouth and nasal cavity. But once swallowed, the epiglottis is closed, and the volatilized gas has nowhere to go, so it can only swell and swell in the stomach..."

He made a gesture:
"Oh!"

"In short, these boys are idle. I have doubled their reference books, and each of them has a paper due next week. Look at them!"

It's right to die.Gretel nodded silently.What a terrible thing liquid nitrogen is, minus... 200 degrees below minus, right?
Clinically, it is used to spot warts and corns, and if you touch it a little, it will turn into a big black spot, and even the flesh of the belt will freeze off.These people don't know what to think, but dare to put it in their mouths!
"This guy, you can cure it casually." The anger of the Archmage Bairbo still remained, he looked at the unconscious student Mike lying on the bed, and snorted coldly:
"I don't want him after he's cured, just drive him out. Hmph, this kid, if you leave him in Tongtian Tower, I don't know what trouble he will cause!"

"Oh, brother, he has caused such a disaster, he should learn a lesson." Gretel persuaded with a playful smile:

"Besides, after I have cured him, I still have to write a paper, just this case. He will be the second author by then. Now that you have kicked him out, I feel embarrassed—— —”

"Do you want to write a dissertation?"

The eyeballs of Archmage Bairbo nearly popped out.Gretel took it for granted and nodded vigorously:
"Of course! How interesting! Drink liquid nitrogen! I have never treated this kind of patient... Mr. Novak, have you ever treated it?"

The development of medicine is supported by individual cases.For general cases, write a summary analysis; for special cases, write a case report.

No two people are the same, no two organs are exactly the same, the direction of the nerves is the same, the angle of the blood vessels, the vital signs, the ability to recover...

Case reports are always valuable.The pits stepped on by the predecessors, the special circumstances encountered by the predecessors, and the special methods used by the predecessors.

"The Lancet", "New England", and high-end or low-end journals, there is no shortage of special cases at any time.

"Neither have I." Not only have they never been cured, it's only been a few years since you invented something like liquid nitrogen?Master Novak was in high spirits:
"Bring me one while you write?"

When the two of them talked to this extent, Grand Master Bilbo couldn't be stubborn, and he must drive this disciple out of his sect.Well, how about marginalizing him, or sending him to work for Gretel for a few years?
I hate that guy Carlisle who acted too quickly, and now sending people to Gretel's side is not like a punishment, but a reward...

Gretel waited patiently for the nitrogen to vent.Seeing the patient's swollen abdomen, the skin gradually loosened a bit and returned to the normal pneumoperitoneum size, he breathed a sigh of relief, and took out a few seeds from his pocket:
"Okay, now we can see what the digestive tract looks like after being blown up..."

He took out the ring with one hand and triggered the magic eye, and wrapped the vine in the other hand and stuffed it in.Mr. Novak took two steps aside curiously:

"Hey, the intestines are not frozen hard! I thought that drinking this glass of liquid nitrogen would freeze all the internal organs into stones!"

"Hey, that's not the case." Gretel shook off his sweat.It is only a few tens of milliliters of liquid nitrogen, and it will vaporize in the stomach, and it is impossible to flow into the intestinal tract.As long as it is not in direct contact with liquid nitrogen, it will not freeze into a stone through the stomach wall...

The vines kept spinning in the abdominal cavity, pushing aside the mesentery, and carefully explored.Archmage Novak sensed the position of the secret magic eye, saw the pale, edema, and bleeding part of the intestine, and threw a healing spell over it.

Because the position is accurate, there is no need for high-level healing techniques, [Cure for Minor Injuries] or even the most basic [Cure for Minor Injuries] are enough to deal with the scene.

"Your method is not bad." The Archmage said in amazement:

"Vine and mystic eyes to detect the situation in the body, low-level healing skills to keep up, it's much better than blindly throwing away healing skills. Sigh, sometimes after a few healing skills, I don't know what's wrong in the body, and it's very annoying..."

During the speech, the intestinal tract has been probed again, what should be repaired, what should be mended.The Mystic Eye withdrew, and Gretel flew out two mage's hands, opened the patient's mouth, and stretched the Mystic Eye in from the throat.

The next moment, Archmage Novak, who had been staring at the light screen, let out another low exclamation.

"Huh? There's no frostbite inside?"

"Normal." Gretel twirled the secret eye with a vine, carefully observed all directions of the esophagus, and said lightly:

"When the liquid nitrogen just entered the esophagus, it was evaporating rapidly, and the evaporated gas isolated the esophagus from the liquid nitrogen."

Protected by steam, the upper esophagus is temporarily intact.But when it comes to the middle and lower stages, you may not be so lucky——

"No, I must publish a paper on this." Archmage Novak began to dig around on his body:

"Oh, I didn't bring the magic crystal for recording. —Baierbo, do you have it here? Lend me one?"

"Let Taling record it." The Lord of Thunder, who seemed to be concentrating on reading and not caring about anything, suddenly said softly.He pointed casually, and a piece of the ceiling of the operating room disappeared immediately.A stream of air rolled out, knocking softly on the top of the laboratory:

"Mr. Hermon Cruise?"

"My tribute to you, Your Excellency the Lord of Thunder." The familiar voice of Tongtian Pagoda's tower spirit floated out immediately:

"What's your order?"

"Record the image of this light screen." The Lord of Thunder ordered casually. "As for the fee, even if it's in—Bilbo, does this kid have research funding?"

"Yes, teacher. He still has 2/3 of his research funding for this year. Mr. Hermon Crews, record the fee, and I will settle it with you later."

From this moment on, the picture of the gastroscopy operation is recorded by Tongtian Tower Ta Ling:
In the middle of the esophagus, frostbite began to appear.The healing technique fell, and the esophagus quickly recovered;
Lower esophagus, extensive frostbite.Fortunately, Master Novak's healing skills caught up in time. Seeing the wall of this tube turn from black to pink, and regain vitality and vitality again, both of them breathed a sigh of relief;

The vine passes through the cardia and enters the stomach.Under the light of the lighting technique, Archmage Novak could see clearly that the stomach wall was black and blue, and more than one place was obviously ruptured.While probing, Gretel clicked his tongue:
"Sure enough, the stomach is perforated... There is another one here, wow, there is another one here-the frostbitten stomach wall is extremely fragile, and it will be killed if it is blown up again..."

Really die.Archmage Novak nodded silently, and Archmage Bilbo sneered at the side, while counting the spells they had used:
One treats minor injuries, another treats minor injuries, and one treats moderate injuries...

The hole above the stomach wall was pulled together by Gretel with vines, and Archmage Novak threw a healing medium wound to force it to heal...

Another treatment of moderate injuries, repair of frostbitten stomach wall... Controlling vines to do so many things, how many second-level magic spells do you need?Is two enough?or three?
Or is it converted into a third-order magic spell?
The Mystic Eye is triggered by magic equipment. According to the general rules of the council, it can be regarded as half price. However, the Mystic Eye itself is a fourth-level spell...

And this refuge hut, the teacher released it himself. Although the teacher doesn't care about this little money, he can't be cheeky and pretend it didn't happen... It's the cost of another third-level spell.

Gretel worked carefully, controlled the secret magic eye to go up and down the stomach wall, and explored a large circle, lest he miss any corner.Even through the pylorus, the duodenum was checked.

Then, back out of the mouth and check again on the outside of the stomach wall.Rinse, suck, close the abdomen layer by layer, and also deal with the subcutaneous emphysema in the neck, draw out the accumulated air with a hollow needle, and then throw a healing technique into the needle eye.Archmage Bairbo recorded next to him: one, one, and another...

When the tranquility technique was unlocked and Mike Wooster jumped off the floating disc, his whole body was clean without any pain or trauma, and he suddenly felt like a dream.

"What happened? I remember that I seemed to faint... Ah, Your Excellency the Lord of Thunder!"

He hurriedly saluted the big boss.Turning his head, his teacher had a dark face, and took a bill in front of him:

"Boy, in order to save your life, I spent so much money in one go... You should pay it back yourself! Don't enter my laboratory before you pay it back!"

Mike held the bill in both hands and looked down at the string of numbers.One zero, two zeros, three zeros... one digit in front, two digits...

He uttered a heartfelt scream:

"I don't want it!!!"

I'd rather be dead than bankrupt me!

Gretel huddled beside him, laughing non-stop.Just this buddy, if he travels to a certain country in his previous life, he will probably yell before he faints:
"Don't call an ambulance!"

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3000 words!
Another update has been completed!
There are actually five left, I have to be busy until the 29th (stay)
Seriously, although liquid nitrogen is interesting, don’t swallow it!
Including when eating liquid nitrogen ice cream, and those foods containing liquid nitrogen, wait for the liquid nitrogen to dissipate completely before swallowing!

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 Thanks to @骑虎猪头 for the reward of 1500 starting coins

  This case comes from the story "Nitro Mike" on Zhihu, you can search it, um, it is very memorable
  Because Nitro Mike is from Worcester Polytechnic Institute in Worcester, Massachusetts, USA, this magician is named Mike Wooster^_^
  As mentioned in the extended reading, there are four similar cases, drinking liquid nitrogen, or eating cookies, wafers or puffs soaked in liquid nitrogen.Without exception, the patients suffered from severe abdominal pain and pneumoperitoneum, some had digestive tract perforation, and some had severe digestive tract frostbite
  Although they were all rescued later, you must not die.
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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