It's not that hard to open a hospital in another world, right?

Chapter 754 Gretel Dwarves Reputation Worship Nordmark, here we go!
Gretel simply stopped the operation for a day and visited Mithril Valley with Master Dumfries.Along the stream between Eagle Peak and Clark Peak, less than half the way up the climb, a huge noise was heard overhead.

The hammer struck the anvil, the bottom of the cup struck the table.A large group of dwarves slapped the table and benches and sang in unison:
"The honey wine is inexhaustible, and the blessings are all over the people,

The prince's son, the mighty warrior,
Swinging the iron axe, go straight to the strong enemy,
Cut down the messengers of the false gods in the dust..."

"Oh..." Master Dumfries covered his eyes in pain:
"They're making trouble again...the little bit of ale stored in Mithril District, they've already drank it all..."

Gretel also wanted to rub his forehead.Hearing this voice, the dwarves really went on strike, and they were too drunk, right?How many decibels does such a loud noise have? 80? 100? 120?

Help, he does not go among the dwarves!his ears!By the way, which magic can add a soundproof cover to oneself to reduce the surrounding noise?

Appa planed his hooves unhappily and snorted.Obviously, the excessive human noise is not used to the monsters who have been walking on the wilderness for many years.

If it wasn't for Gretel and Bernard on its back, the Silvermoon Deer would have run away long ago.

"Bernard..."

"Boss, don't worry!" The barbarian replied loyally:

"I'll help you stop the drinking! All the drinking, eating big elbows, and arm-wrestling are all directed at me!"

"..."

Gretel wanted to bang his head on the antlers.

The huge Silvermoon Deer quickly attracted the attention of the dwarves.Several dwarves rushed out of the tavern, jumped onto the high platform to look, and rushed back after a while, yelling something——

Gretel only knew that the singing had been disturbed, but he couldn't hear what they were shouting about.But the effect was very good, and the dwarves rushed out, bypassing the wizard Dumfries who was leading the way, and met Appa all the way, surrounded Gretel:

"Master Nordmark!"

"Dear Master Nordmark!"

"Friends of the Dwarves!"

"Go and clean up the tavern! Run up and talk about you! - Clean up the VIP seats, wipe off the wine stains, meat and bones, Master Nordmark likes to be clean!"

Sitting on the phantom horse in front, Mage Dumfries, who was less than two meters away from Gretel:
"..."

I'm still here!I'm still here!Don't pretend you can't see me!Going right around me as if I were a rock on the ground!
Fortunately, I am riding a phantom horse, a creature summoned by magic, and will not be frightened.If you were riding an ordinary horse, you would have been shocked by the noise!

Gretel was also stupid on the back of Yinyuelu.Fortunately, Apa was two meters tall at the shoulders, far taller than a dwarf.The dwarves have to straighten their arms and jump up vigorously to pat his hanging feet.Otherwise, am I afraid that I will be torn down by you?

But it was impossible for Gretel to stay on the back of the deer, watching the dwarves from above.He pressed Bernard's arm with one hand to stabilize his body, poked his head out, and waved at the dwarves below:

"Scatter a little! Spread a little! Let me jump down!"

"You jump down!" The dwarves below laughed.A dwarf with reddish-brown hair and a long braid of beard hanging down to his chest opened his arms and hammered his chest twice:
"Master Nordmark, you just jump off! We can catch you!"

"..." This is not something that can be accepted!A group of short, short-handed and short-footed ones, I'm afraid I won't be able to jump off any of them, so I'll just ride on your necks!

In the stalemate, it was Bernard who saved his boss.The barbarian pressed the deer's back, jumped down lightly, and accurately inserted into the gap between the dwarves.Then he patted Appa on the neck to silence him, and held out his hand to Gretel:
"Boss, I'll pick you up!"

Gretel fell sideways, and Bernard put his hands under his armpits and lifted him down easily.The dwarves squeezed a little closer to the sides, making way for his feet to land on the ground, and then rushed up again:
"Master Nordmark, you are here!"

"You haven't seen us for a long time!"

"Serve the wine, serve the wine! The honored guests have arrived today, so you must have a good meal! ——The sorcerer over there, serve the wine!"

Master Dumfries thought desperately: Only now can you see me in your eyes?Can't remember my name, just "that mage over there"?
The human group, or in other words, the human cake with two chopsticks stuck in it, slowly moved forward.It took a long time to wriggle to the tavern, and Gretel was pushed to the deepest part of the tavern, in the middle of the half-person-high rammed earth platform, where the elders and senior professionals sat in the VIP seats:

With a "bang", a large glass of ale with a diameter of half a foot and a height of more than one foot, rolling with white foam, was directly in front of him.Familiar, big elbow with long forearm and thick thigh, followed by smashing it...

Gretel can only be thankful that Bernard also participated in the king selection team, and he also wears the honorary title of the dwarves.With Bernard by his side, at least someone to help him digest these things?
Then, with a bang beside him, a dwarf with a gray beard sat down.He raised his glass high and shouted to the dwarves in the tavern:
"Cheers to Nordmark Mages! Cheers to our friends!"

"cheers!!!"

The dwarves roared together, deafeningly.Gretel can only be thankful that he reacted quickly enough to put a soundproof barrier on himself—hell, this magic is only for dealing with sonic attacks!
Oops, the dwarves are singing...

"Mages from far away, traveled across the ocean, and came from afar;"

"Take the gift of nature and enter the kingdom of the rock people;"

"He pointed at random, and the black machine spewed out white smoke, beating the ore into fine iron;"

"He stimulated the vines, washed the dirt from the lungs, and brought new life to the soldiers..."

Left, right, front, the entire tavern, the dwarves hooked their shoulders and sang in unison.On Gretel's left, Master Dumfries looked at him enviously, the envy in his eyes almost flashed into stars:
Participate in the dwarven king battle!
To be sung in ballads by the dwarves!
With the average lifespan of a dwarf, the deeds of Gretel will probably be sung for hundreds of thousands of years!

Gretel wrinkled his forehead in pain.If he was not surrounded by people in the center, he would almost run away:

Being sung in person like this, the degree of shame is too high!

You were not like this when you came last time, and when you came back from the Great Wasteland last time to visit you and wash your lungs, you were still fine!Although you invited me to drink, at least you haven't sung around me yet!
Help~~~ Who will rescue me from the siege!
He put up with a carol on pins and needles, managed another sip of wine (thankfully, only one sip would do the job, and the rest of the Bernards could do the rest), and finally got the job done.My head was buzzing, I felt like I was hit by a round of mental attack, and I was almost dead...

Finally, when the banquet was over, Master Dumfries watched in astonishment as Gretel recovered and became alive and well.He dragged the dwarves on the high platform into the room, and Master Dumfries followed closely behind, trying to wink at him:
Talk to them!

Talk to them!

Tell them, stop drinking, the famine is coming!

Gretel didn't act according to his ideas.He raised his hand and took out a square box, opened the lid, and the box was full of two stacks of petri dishes.On the other side of the box, in the middle of the sponge, there is a big jar stuffed, trembling, like jelly.

"After researching for a while, I finally found a way to treat a certain lung disease of dwarves." Gretel looked at the dwarves in front of him with a smile:

"After a period of clinical trials, this drug has a good effect on humans with similar diseases. I'm free today, so I'll hurry over to deliver the drug."

"So this is the new drug?"

Seven or eight heads came together.The leader was Master Tarbert's disciple Vigeland, who had dealt with Gretel for a long time before.Together with him, he escorted Master Tarbert back home, and later returned to the Kingdom of Kent to continue to preside over the Mithril District.

The dwarf watched Gretel suck phlegm for the teacher, developed an oxygen inhalation machine to let the teacher inhale oxygen, and tried every means to study the lung washing spell.Now Gretel brought out something new, and without the slightest doubt, he reached for the dishes:
"How to use it? Do you eat it directly?"

"Ah, this is not medicine..." Gretel hurriedly stopped him:

"This is something to test whether you have this kind of germ in your body, or in your lungs. If there is, I can use this medicine to treat it. If not, I can't treat it-who will come first?"

"I!"

"I!"

Seven or eight hands raised together.Vigeland has turned around and scanned the furniture in the room:

"Do you need to wash your lungs? Do you want me to find a place to lie down?"

"It's not necessary..."

Gretel moved quickly and set aside a petri dish.Summon the mage's hand, dig out the culture medium from the big jar, and spread a piece on each petri dish.Then, summon a row of Mage Hands, each morphing into a small bowl shape:

"Everyone, go outside the room, go to an open place, one for each person, and spit into it! It's best to spit out the phlegm deep in the throat, so that the measurement is the most accurate-hey, spit Don’t face others at this time!!!”

Emma, ​​luckily I acted quickly and cast a bubble spell on myself, Bernard, and Master Dumfries.With this thing, at least it can block the droplets.

what?
Dwarves themselves infecting each other?
Come on, so many people are working in the mine, eating and living together, drinking heavily and singing loudly.

He poured sterile saline into each mage's hand.The mage's hand transformed into a ball, bouncing up and down, left and right, like a shooting star.Stir well, stir well, without a centrifuge, it's up to you!

After stirring, spread it on the culture medium according to the method of bacterial culture.Dot a small amount of streptomycin solution, close the lid, and put everyone's name tag on it.Then gather all the culture medium, take a deep breath, and activate the magic:
"[Bacteria Birth]!"

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Sorry, I just went down to do nucleic acid, and the update is a bit late...

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