I really don't want to be famous by reverse string.

Chapter 139 Brother Su, take it easy~
Liu Cheng went out to teach the children to do their homework.

Chen Beibei also went out to teach elementary school girls how to dance.

Now he is alone at home.

Su Ye sighed, feeling inexplicably empty in her heart.

"Busy, busy, please be busy."

It turns out that this is what it feels like to be a widowed old man.

There is no one at home, and the apartment must not last.

Su Ye simply started the live broadcast on her mobile phone, and went to the dormitory while chatting with the audience.

"Good morning everyone, Miss Su Xiaomei is not here today, so I will broadcast on behalf of you."

Su Ye didn't wear women's clothes when going out this time, just jeans + shirt + down jacket, dressed like a normal handsome guy.

However, the old perverts in the live broadcast room don't care about their clothes. Seeing such a beautiful "long-haired male anchor", they brazenly called out their wives, and directly screwed up Su Ye who spoke in a male voice.

"Don't think we won't recognize you after changing your clothes, Xiaomei's wife is really naughty~"

"Ask what is the voice line? Just call someone's wife and husband."

"Honestly speaking, the host doesn't look very good (pants up)"

"Is the anchor GG or MM?"

"Where is the anchor from, can I make an appointment with (Rose Dog Head)"

The barrage in the live broadcast room was quite interesting, Su Ye was amused by their indecency anyway.

He also switched to the voice of a delicate little girl in a playful way, and "shyly" brushed his hair in the camera:
"Uncles, I'm still young, so don't make an appointment~"

It is said that only men know men best.

The delicate voice, the shy little girl's posture, the playful eyes when she raised her hair, the gentle smile on the corner of her mouth... It really "grasps" the single dogs in the live broadcast room, and they all immediately shouted "Shou No bird!"

That kind of scratching feeling like a kitten's paw in my heart makes people both excited and itchy.

Going downstairs is definitely going to drop the trash along the way.

After getting off the elevator, just as Su Ye was about to throw out the trash with the selfie stick, someone stopped him from behind.

"Little beauty! Don't throw the garbage in your hands, put it on the ground! I'll help you!"

After being called "little beauty", Su Ye looked back at the old lady behind him, and he was taken aback for a moment.

He subconsciously looked down at the clothes and trousers, he was right, they were indeed men's clothes.

It seems to be a problem with long hair.

Fortunately, Su Ye didn't worry too much about this issue.

He just wanted to say no need, just throw it away by himself, but the old lady said with a face that could not refuse: "We are all neighbors, why are you being polite to each other, I will come and I will come!" Then she snatched the garbage from him bag, and happily glanced at the contents of the garbage bag.

Su Ye: "..."

Well, he figured it out.

The old lady Ganqing is so happy because of the plastic bottle in the bag.

It seems that he is another loyal believer of the bottle fairy.

"Little beauty is a beautiful person with a kind heart. If there are any express cartons for bottles and cans in the future, don't put them in the trash can, just put them in the elevator corridor. I will help clean them up!"

The old lady said with a smile, she didn't see at all that the little beauty in men's clothing with long hair in front of her was a man.

Fortunately, Su Ye was already used to it and didn't bother to correct it.

At this time, the old lady saw a young boy get off the elevator and come out with a garbage bag. Her eyes lit up and she ran straight to another "victim".

"Hey! Little handsome guy, you also want to throw out the trash, right? Give me, give me, I'll help you!"

Su Ye, who hadn't said a word from the beginning to the end, looked at this old lady, and couldn't help laughing.

The old lady's clothes are quite new and clean.

Besides, the elderly who can live in this community are not like families who will be short of money.

Why do the elderly nowadays have such a soft spot for "collecting junk"?

It wasn't just Su Ye who was holding a selfie stick who found it funny.

The audience in the live broadcast room were also happy and couldn't help discussing.

"If you're from a rural area, I still understand. Why do people still pick up trash in the community in big cities?"

"Our economy still needs to be developed. Like my 996, the wages are low, and I have to work overtime every day. I'm as tired as a dog. It makes me want to pick up junk."

"In front, what you said is wrong. Dogs are not as tired as you imagined. They eat and sleep, and they are not only fed, but also played with. They are more enjoyable than your life, okay? "

"What am I!"

"Hahaha, the dog food of my mother's dog costs hundreds of dollars a bag, which is worse than what I eat. Humans are not as good as the dog series, laughing to death"

"These days, the lives of ordinary people are not as good as rich people's dogs."

"It's not easy for an old lady, she still has to pick up junk to make money at such an old age"

"Make money? Do you think old ladies will be short of money? You are still too young"

"That's right, it's not a matter of money or not. The retired grandpa and aunt now have a monthly pension of over [-] yuan, making more money than us."

"It's true. Today's old ladies basically can't stay at home. They just want to find something to do when they have nothing to do. They can also exercise by picking up junk and get a few more years of pension. Otherwise, why do you think grandpas and aunts who dance in the square dance like that?" Many?"

Su Ye also saw the bullet screens discussed in the live broadcast room. He smiled and didn't join in.

These days, the rich are getting richer and the rich are getting richer, and the poor are especially poor. Ahem, I can't go too deep into it, or the live broadcast room will be gone.

After going out, Su Ye walked towards the school.

By the way, I discussed other topics with the old porn critics in the live broadcast room.

"Singing is fine, you don't always think about bullying others, I am a girl singing in the street, there are so many passers-by watching, this is the death of the club, okay~"

Su Ye is also familiar with such things as pretending to be a cute girl with a cute girl's voice.

ethics?What morals?
I don’t know how many times I’ve worn women’s clothing, you ask me about my integrity?How much can that thing sell for?

After entering the school, Su Ye was going back to the dormitory to see his older children, and to see how their dance practice was going.

After eight o'clock in the morning, the college students on the road in the school were sparse, and there were not many people in sight.

It's winter now, the temperature is low, it's windy and cold, and it's the weekend, but it's normal.

It is estimated that none of the college students have woken up yet, and Hu Shuai and the three of them probably are the same.

The dormitory building on the weekend was not guarded by the auntie, so Su Ye returned to the dormitory smoothly under the surprised eyes of the audience in the live broadcast room.

Pushing open the door, as expected by Su Ye, all of them were snoring like pigs and fell asleep.

"Bang bang bang-"

"Get up! Get up and see the beauties! There are beauties downstairs!"

Su Ye slammed on the door and shouted in the original tone.

It's a pity that Hu Shuai didn't respond, he was still snoring, sleeping like a dead pig.

Liu Jun was woken up.

"What's so good about a beautiful woman, and she's not as good-looking as Su Ye..." Liu Jun turned over, smacked his lips, and said in a daze.

Then he didn't know what he was dreaming about, and suddenly he smirked and talked in sleep: "Hey...Su Ye...you look so good in a skirt, let me touch it..."

In the eyes of Su Ye's eyelids beating wildly, Liu Jun put his hand on the big white wall of the dormitory, touched it affectionately, and laughed like an idiot: "Hey hehe... Su Ye, your legs are so slippery... Feels awesome...hehehe..."

"Puff, goose goose goose goose~"

It seems that Zhou Chenggong's goose laughter came from the bed. It seems that he has already woken up and heard Liu Jun's "big words".

"..."

Su Ye's face was completely dark.

Legs, your sister, legs!
Mr. Liu Jun, what did you dream about!
He picked up a type of toilet paper on the table and threw it at Liu Jun on the bed.

Although he didn't know what dream Liu Jun was having, his sense of being a man told him that the bastard's dream must be very wrong!
Snapped--

The toilet paper hit Liu Jun's face accurately.

The dream came to an abrupt end.

After a few seconds.

"Fuck!"

Liu Jun woke up suddenly, and he got up from the bed angrily: "Who the hell hit me?"

Then he saw Su Ye sneering under the bed.

"..."

"Ahem, why are you back, Su Ye?"

"..."

"Eh? What are you doing here? Don't come here!"

"..."

"Fuck! Why are you hitting me! No... wait! Don't lift the quilt! I'm not wearing pants!"

After a few seconds.

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

In the boys' dormitory of 404, there were bursts of crisp bang bang bang, followed by Liu Jun's screams like killing a pig.

"Aw—it hurts!"

"Su Ye, take it easy!"

With such a big commotion, Hu Shuai was also woken up.

"What kind of plane are you guys flying in the early morning?"

He yawned and got up from the bed dissatisfied.

Then, he yawned as if pressing the pause button, and slowly widened his eyes.

"Fuck!"

I saw Liu Jun was taken away from the quilt by Su Ye, and he was crawling on the bed with his big white buttocks, and was pressed down by Su Ye, turning his back to Su Ye with a "shy" face like a little wife, and muttering "Don't do it, Brother Su", "Dad, I was wrong", "Dad, I was really wrong", "Dad, take it easy" and other weird words.

The ghost knows how hot a smelly old man with his buttocks bare, with a shy expression like a little girl on his face, and yelling outrageous and strange words, can be so hot-eyed.

Anyway, Hu Shuai admitted that he was already blind!

The eyes and ears are directly aborted.

He really didn't expect that his eyes with countless eyes would be stained by Liu Jun's hair one day!
Hu Shuai felt that he shouldn't wake up.

This is completely spiritual pollution!

Hu Shuai really couldn't bear Liu Jun's screaming, and couldn't help asking: "What's the situation with you two?"

Su Ye ignored him.

Liu Jun couldn't take care of himself.

"Snapped!"

Su Ye slapped Liu Jun firmly on the back again.

"Ahhhhh!"

Following Liu Jun's strange cry, a bright red five-fingerprint soon appeared on his back.

Looking at the past, Liu Jun was marked with red marks one after another. Obviously, Liu Jun was often slapped and beaten by Su Ye.

"Do you know where you went wrong?"

The corner of Su Ye's mouth twitched, and he asked Liu Jun expressionlessly.

"I was wrong everywhere."

Liu Jun, who was held down by Su Ye, said with some embarrassment and shame that he would never admit to his dream anyway, even if he died, and then closed his eyes as if he was dying.

It's just a few more slaps.

As a hunk, what are you going to do with some poison!
Anyway, it is impossible to admit it, even if he is killed!

He didn't know that after he dreamed of Su Ye, he would still talk like that in his sleep in a daze.

Taishe is dead!

"Snapped!"

"Ah~ Brother Su, take it easy!"

"..."

"Can you stop making some weird noises?" Su Ye said through gritted teeth.

"But I can't help it~"

Su Ye suddenly felt that he couldn't do anything.

He was so meow that he slapped every time he slapped, and he himself felt pain in his hand, but Liu Jun, that kid, let it be a ghost, what the hell is the comfortable expression of pain and happiness on his face?

Are you fucking shaking M!
(End of this chapter)