Those years when I practiced Taoism in the magic capital
Chapter 178 Nosebleeds 【Subscribe! 】
Chapter 178 Nosebleeds 【Subscribe! 】
Zhang Qingyun was depressed, very depressed.
Every time she was missed by female ghosts, Zhang Qingyun would be depressed for a few days. She just got rid of the shadow of being missed by female ghosts, and now another one came: "Why are there so many female ghosts and no male ghosts?"
The male ghost also wants to fuck you, and you will be even more depressed then.
Zhang Qingyun has never encountered this point, and he doesn't know it yet.
"In today's society, women are more resentful?"
Zhang Qingyun looked at the woman walking on tiptoe speechlessly, with those weird eyes, undisguisedly hot, wishing to punish him right now: "It shouldn't be like this, women's rights overwhelm men's rights, it should be men's resentment More is right. But"
The truth is, among the ghosts that Zhang Qingyun met, excluding the ghosts of those who died because of him, there was only one male ghost in total, and the rest were all female ghosts.
At the level of a ghost, either at the time of death, the place of burial is relatively dark and has the power to nourish the soul. Before a woman dies, she has a lot of resentment. It is very easy and in a very short time, she can transform into a ghost.
The other is that wandering souls slowly accumulate and absorb human yang energy, thereby evolving into evil ghosts, and then transforming into fierce ghosts.
A fast-growing ghost with relatively low spiritual intelligence, affected by evil spirits, basically acting on instinct.
And the ghosts formed through accumulation are actually similar to normal humans, and they are all smarter.
And this ghost is obviously not a quick ghost
But looking at its words and deeds, it is obvious that it has no brains when going out.
"I've been practicing for so many years, can't I restrain myself?"
How inconvenient is it for so many people in broad daylight?
"Pooh"
Zhang Qingyun's eyeballs rolled: "I was worried just now, how could I attract this ghost. I forgot, the poor way is the love of ghosts, and the person who can't restrain himself is about to be raped. He doesn't need to work hard at all. Just stop here, the female ghost will come."
Zhang Qingyun turned and entered the Taoist temple, but the gate of the Taoist temple was not closed: "I'm afraid you won't come, so come here."
"Xiao Xing, what are you going to do?"
The three women were walking together. The woman controlled by the ghost walked towards the Taoist temple in silence. The other two women were a little strange and chased after them: "Aren't you a Buddhist? Don't you enter the Taoist temple?"
"Buddha? Tao?"
"Little Xing" said in a gloomy voice, "I wish I could kill those bald donkeys, would I believe him? As for Daohehe, I like this little Taoist priest."
The other two women looked at each other in disbelief.
Under the influence of her grandma, Xiao Xing is extremely devout in Buddhism.On weekdays, if you talk about Buddhism and Taoism, if anyone has a little prejudice against Buddhism, Xiaoxing will debate with you very seriously until you admit defeat.
Listening to her tone now, it seems that she hates Buddhism very much?
"No. Xiao Xing likes this Taoist priest?"
The two feel incredible, because they believe in Buddhism, Xiaoxing pursues singleness, spiritual beliefs, and is not controlled by emotions and desires, never in love, and absolutely impossible to like someone.
Now, to put it bluntly, do you like this little Taoist priest?
This Taoist priest is not young anymore, he looks ordinary, not tall, with a five-strand beard, he can't tell his original age, and he is not that kind of pleasing appearance.
"small star!"
The two women felt that something was wrong. Could it be that Xiao Xing had been suppressing her desires since she was a child, and in the past twenty years, she couldn't suppress her desires and broke out, and then they all attacked her reason?
It seems that this aspect cannot be suppressed, and when it is time to indulge, one has to be crazy. Xiao Xing is obviously crazy.
Xiaoxing has already entered the Taoist temple, and the two of them were very worried, so they also entered the Taoist temple.
Opposite Qingyun Temple, Zhao Yao, the owner of the clothing store next to Cihang Pudu store, is in a bad mood today.
The boyfriend who had been dating for several years blatantly led another woman home, and was bumped into him by her.
Boyfriend said that woman is Miss
Later, it was confirmed that it was really Miss.
Now Zhao Yao has a deep dislike for the word Miss Shangmen.As female compatriots, she used to think that this was all a kind of occupation, and there was no distinction between high and low.
Now she felt that this kind of profession was degraded to the bottom of her heart.
The relationship that has reached the point of talking about marriage is just like that.
Out of the corner of her eye, Zhao Yao saw three women muttering in front of the Taoist temple diagonally opposite, their whereabouts were very strange: "Humph!"
Now that Zhao Yao sees a woman in sexy clothes, she doubts her profession.
"This Taoist priest is not young, maybe in order to solve some problems, isn't this openly looking for tickets?"
hateful!
Scumbag!
How hungry and thirsty did I find three at once?
Feeling depressed and having nowhere to vent, Zhao Yao took out her mobile phone.
Entering the Taoist temple, the three women were taken aback.
Is this a Taoist temple?
Green mountains and green waters, singing birds and fragrant flowers.
Surrounded by green hills in the distance, the vegetation is lush.
You can see butterflies fluttering above wildflowers and bees swarming.
In the air, a group of birds sang and flew to the horizon.
In the distance, there are still hares bouncing around, and several wild horses gallop past.
"Where is this?"
The two women were stunned, and "Little Xing" was also stunned: "Where is the little Taoist priest?"
As soon as this thought came out, a thatched cottage suddenly appeared in the distance.
Creation of something out of nothing, very abrupt, but very natural.
Cooking smoke was curling up, and the little Taoist priest was sitting cross-legged, inside the fence wall, and there was steam in a pot on the hearth in the courtyard.
"Little Taoist"
The voice of "Xiao Xing" started to tremble, and he ran towards the fenced yard like flying.
That speed is a real runaway wild horse, running tens of meters in an instant.
The other two women were dumbfounded. Is this the little star they knew?
Steady personality, taciturn, smiles when getting along, always listens to others, never gets angry, never loses composure, just like the little star of a holy fairy. Feel.
And undress while running.
"Xiao Xing, it must be someone who drugged her, why is she so abnormal?"
Even if you are hungry, choose a handsome person.Even if he has been suppressed for more than twenty years, once he erupts, he can't be so crazy. It is completely different from his previous personality, forming two extremes.
"small star."
Thinking about it this way, the two women were also scared, and hurriedly chased after him.As the two ran, the scenery in front of them suddenly changed.
They appeared in a yard, a cat was lying not far away, and beside them stood the Taoist priest.
The two women were startled, and fear was suddenly born in their hearts.
It's so weird. It's all very abnormal.
Weird little star, weird Taoist priest.
The two women took a few steps back subconsciously, increasing the distance between them and Zhang Qingyun: "What do you want to do?"
Zhang Qingyun glanced at the two women indifferently, and slapped his head: "A poor man with a pure heart and few desires, sits in the world of mortals, his heart is outside the world of mortals, he enlightens the way, and does not provoke the world of mortals."
"Today, the two lay companions were haunted by ghosts, and the poor Taoists wanted to catch ghosts."
What nonsense are you talking about in broad daylight?
Catch a ghost?
The two women naturally didn't believe it. Where did the ghost come from in broad daylight?
Zhang Qingyun didn't speak, but with a wave of his hand, the scenery in front of the two women changed again, and they returned to the place where the green mountains and green waters were just now, and the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant.
The two women looked at each other and almost stopped breathing.
So weird!
"Little Taoist Jiejie, you just follow my aunt. My aunt has kept herself clean for 80 years. She keeps her body like a jade. I will open a meat dish today, and I will definitely satisfy you."
Such absurd words, bold and explicit.
The two women turned their heads suddenly, and saw Xiao Xing, who was almost naked, pounced on the Taoist priest who was sitting cross-legged.
The two women looked at Zhang Qingyun in disbelief, and then at the fenced yard.
Turning her head again, she looked at the Taoist priests beside her, and one of the women whispered, "Master Taoist, you have a nosebleed."
In the middle of the night, the code words are not easy, I beg you guys, how many votes do you have!
kowtow!
(End of this chapter)
Zhang Qingyun was depressed, very depressed.
Every time she was missed by female ghosts, Zhang Qingyun would be depressed for a few days. She just got rid of the shadow of being missed by female ghosts, and now another one came: "Why are there so many female ghosts and no male ghosts?"
The male ghost also wants to fuck you, and you will be even more depressed then.
Zhang Qingyun has never encountered this point, and he doesn't know it yet.
"In today's society, women are more resentful?"
Zhang Qingyun looked at the woman walking on tiptoe speechlessly, with those weird eyes, undisguisedly hot, wishing to punish him right now: "It shouldn't be like this, women's rights overwhelm men's rights, it should be men's resentment More is right. But"
The truth is, among the ghosts that Zhang Qingyun met, excluding the ghosts of those who died because of him, there was only one male ghost in total, and the rest were all female ghosts.
At the level of a ghost, either at the time of death, the place of burial is relatively dark and has the power to nourish the soul. Before a woman dies, she has a lot of resentment. It is very easy and in a very short time, she can transform into a ghost.
The other is that wandering souls slowly accumulate and absorb human yang energy, thereby evolving into evil ghosts, and then transforming into fierce ghosts.
A fast-growing ghost with relatively low spiritual intelligence, affected by evil spirits, basically acting on instinct.
And the ghosts formed through accumulation are actually similar to normal humans, and they are all smarter.
And this ghost is obviously not a quick ghost
But looking at its words and deeds, it is obvious that it has no brains when going out.
"I've been practicing for so many years, can't I restrain myself?"
How inconvenient is it for so many people in broad daylight?
"Pooh"
Zhang Qingyun's eyeballs rolled: "I was worried just now, how could I attract this ghost. I forgot, the poor way is the love of ghosts, and the person who can't restrain himself is about to be raped. He doesn't need to work hard at all. Just stop here, the female ghost will come."
Zhang Qingyun turned and entered the Taoist temple, but the gate of the Taoist temple was not closed: "I'm afraid you won't come, so come here."
"Xiao Xing, what are you going to do?"
The three women were walking together. The woman controlled by the ghost walked towards the Taoist temple in silence. The other two women were a little strange and chased after them: "Aren't you a Buddhist? Don't you enter the Taoist temple?"
"Buddha? Tao?"
"Little Xing" said in a gloomy voice, "I wish I could kill those bald donkeys, would I believe him? As for Daohehe, I like this little Taoist priest."
The other two women looked at each other in disbelief.
Under the influence of her grandma, Xiao Xing is extremely devout in Buddhism.On weekdays, if you talk about Buddhism and Taoism, if anyone has a little prejudice against Buddhism, Xiaoxing will debate with you very seriously until you admit defeat.
Listening to her tone now, it seems that she hates Buddhism very much?
"No. Xiao Xing likes this Taoist priest?"
The two feel incredible, because they believe in Buddhism, Xiaoxing pursues singleness, spiritual beliefs, and is not controlled by emotions and desires, never in love, and absolutely impossible to like someone.
Now, to put it bluntly, do you like this little Taoist priest?
This Taoist priest is not young anymore, he looks ordinary, not tall, with a five-strand beard, he can't tell his original age, and he is not that kind of pleasing appearance.
"small star!"
The two women felt that something was wrong. Could it be that Xiao Xing had been suppressing her desires since she was a child, and in the past twenty years, she couldn't suppress her desires and broke out, and then they all attacked her reason?
It seems that this aspect cannot be suppressed, and when it is time to indulge, one has to be crazy. Xiao Xing is obviously crazy.
Xiaoxing has already entered the Taoist temple, and the two of them were very worried, so they also entered the Taoist temple.
Opposite Qingyun Temple, Zhao Yao, the owner of the clothing store next to Cihang Pudu store, is in a bad mood today.
The boyfriend who had been dating for several years blatantly led another woman home, and was bumped into him by her.
Boyfriend said that woman is Miss
Later, it was confirmed that it was really Miss.
Now Zhao Yao has a deep dislike for the word Miss Shangmen.As female compatriots, she used to think that this was all a kind of occupation, and there was no distinction between high and low.
Now she felt that this kind of profession was degraded to the bottom of her heart.
The relationship that has reached the point of talking about marriage is just like that.
Out of the corner of her eye, Zhao Yao saw three women muttering in front of the Taoist temple diagonally opposite, their whereabouts were very strange: "Humph!"
Now that Zhao Yao sees a woman in sexy clothes, she doubts her profession.
"This Taoist priest is not young, maybe in order to solve some problems, isn't this openly looking for tickets?"
hateful!
Scumbag!
How hungry and thirsty did I find three at once?
Feeling depressed and having nowhere to vent, Zhao Yao took out her mobile phone.
Entering the Taoist temple, the three women were taken aback.
Is this a Taoist temple?
Green mountains and green waters, singing birds and fragrant flowers.
Surrounded by green hills in the distance, the vegetation is lush.
You can see butterflies fluttering above wildflowers and bees swarming.
In the air, a group of birds sang and flew to the horizon.
In the distance, there are still hares bouncing around, and several wild horses gallop past.
"Where is this?"
The two women were stunned, and "Little Xing" was also stunned: "Where is the little Taoist priest?"
As soon as this thought came out, a thatched cottage suddenly appeared in the distance.
Creation of something out of nothing, very abrupt, but very natural.
Cooking smoke was curling up, and the little Taoist priest was sitting cross-legged, inside the fence wall, and there was steam in a pot on the hearth in the courtyard.
"Little Taoist"
The voice of "Xiao Xing" started to tremble, and he ran towards the fenced yard like flying.
That speed is a real runaway wild horse, running tens of meters in an instant.
The other two women were dumbfounded. Is this the little star they knew?
Steady personality, taciturn, smiles when getting along, always listens to others, never gets angry, never loses composure, just like the little star of a holy fairy. Feel.
And undress while running.
"Xiao Xing, it must be someone who drugged her, why is she so abnormal?"
Even if you are hungry, choose a handsome person.Even if he has been suppressed for more than twenty years, once he erupts, he can't be so crazy. It is completely different from his previous personality, forming two extremes.
"small star."
Thinking about it this way, the two women were also scared, and hurriedly chased after him.As the two ran, the scenery in front of them suddenly changed.
They appeared in a yard, a cat was lying not far away, and beside them stood the Taoist priest.
The two women were startled, and fear was suddenly born in their hearts.
It's so weird. It's all very abnormal.
Weird little star, weird Taoist priest.
The two women took a few steps back subconsciously, increasing the distance between them and Zhang Qingyun: "What do you want to do?"
Zhang Qingyun glanced at the two women indifferently, and slapped his head: "A poor man with a pure heart and few desires, sits in the world of mortals, his heart is outside the world of mortals, he enlightens the way, and does not provoke the world of mortals."
"Today, the two lay companions were haunted by ghosts, and the poor Taoists wanted to catch ghosts."
What nonsense are you talking about in broad daylight?
Catch a ghost?
The two women naturally didn't believe it. Where did the ghost come from in broad daylight?
Zhang Qingyun didn't speak, but with a wave of his hand, the scenery in front of the two women changed again, and they returned to the place where the green mountains and green waters were just now, and the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant.
The two women looked at each other and almost stopped breathing.
So weird!
"Little Taoist Jiejie, you just follow my aunt. My aunt has kept herself clean for 80 years. She keeps her body like a jade. I will open a meat dish today, and I will definitely satisfy you."
Such absurd words, bold and explicit.
The two women turned their heads suddenly, and saw Xiao Xing, who was almost naked, pounced on the Taoist priest who was sitting cross-legged.
The two women looked at Zhang Qingyun in disbelief, and then at the fenced yard.
Turning her head again, she looked at the Taoist priests beside her, and one of the women whispered, "Master Taoist, you have a nosebleed."
In the middle of the night, the code words are not easy, I beg you guys, how many votes do you have!
kowtow!
(End of this chapter)
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