Those years when I practiced Taoism in the magic capital

Chapter 24 Ecstasy

I have nothing to do, clean up the Taoist temple, and observe the blessings and misfortunes in front of the Taoist temple.

Days passed, and Zhang Qingyun threw away the rune in his hand: "It's done."

Holding a piece of talisman paper in his hand, Zhang Qingyun had a strange look on his face: "It took more than a month for the poor road, and this talisman is finally completed."

This is the evolutionary version of Ruyi, which can return the garbage thrown out by people and cover it on the face.

And this talisman can let the things that come out go back the same way, and return to the original place.
For example, if you defecate anywhere, a piece of talisman paper can return the same way to the organ. This kind of punishment
Zhang Qingyun thought about it and was eager to try: "In this way, it can have a punitive effect."

"Try it."

Zhang Qingyun went to the well and turned on the faucet.

"Whoa."

If in the past, such a waste of water resources, Zhang Qingyun will definitely feel distressed.

After all, water bills cost money.

Now, Zhang Qingyun is full of expectations.

When half a pond of water was put in, Zhang Qingyun took out the talisman paper and spontaneously ignited without fire: "Ji"

A yellow light that was hard to see with the naked eye covered the pool.

It was as if time went backwards. Half of the water in the pond flowed back into the faucet inconceivably. For a long time, the faucet did not flow out a drop of water.

"Tsk tsk."

"I don't know if citing the water flow elsewhere and injecting it into the faucet will make the water company owe me money?"

Take the opportunity to study such talismans.

Zhang Qingyun was amazed, tapped the faucet and looked to the fifth floor: "Dude, this is specially prepared for you, so that you can experience the taste of backward flow."

"Forehead"

A few minutes passed, and still no water came out of the faucet.

Zhang Qingyun patted the faucet: "This talisman paper, shouldn't the faucet never flow out of water?"

Eating, drinking, and Lhasa all depend on this faucet. Without water, life would be very inconvenient.

"Whoa."

After half an hour, Zhang Qingyun ate his breakfast, and the pool was filled with water again.

With a sigh of relief, Zhang Qingyun turned off the tap.

Holding the futon, he sat under the eaves, his eyes fixed on the fifth floor: "Today, this buddy is out of business and on strike?"

Reaching out his right hand and counting with his fingers, Zhang Qingyun muttered: "Pindao counts his days, combined with the rules of throwing things for more than half a year, that female lay Buddhist and her aunt live at home."

Holding the futon in distasteful mood, he went to the door of the Taoist Temple and sat down with his knees crossed.Staring at the crowd rushing to work, Zhang Qingyun felt surprised when his eyes opened.

Not far from the gate of the Taoist temple, a sanitation worker about 50 years old is cleaning up the trash in the trash can.

A purple beam of light above his head shot straight into the sky, reaching a distance of more than 30 meters.

"Times come and go, wealth is boundless. Loud voice, all-powerful music"

"Note: The new season of the talent show is coming. This person will move from time to time. If he steps in the music world, he will surely have boundless luck and spread his name to the world. A reminder, arouse the desire in this person's heart, and the merit is infinite."

Sky Eye has an invisible function to predict the future!

After clearing the trash can, the sanitation worker hummed a song and walked towards Zhang Qingyun.

"Lay, predict the future of good and bad, and change the fate of this life."

The sanitation worker glanced at Zhang Qingyun and suddenly smiled: "When I took over the job here, Sister Liu told me that Zhang Daochang here is a warm person and a good person."

The sanitation worker stopped pedaling the three-wheeled sanitation vehicle, took out a water cup and took a sip of tea: "I have brought water, so I won't bother the Taoist priest."

"Lay, you will change in the future, with boundless luck and boundless wealth"

Zhang Qingyun smiled and said: "Sign up for the talent show and embark on the road to success."

Looking at Zhang Qingyun in surprise: "Master Dao, you also advertise for a talent show? There is a talent audition in Shanghai, and there are advertisements everywhere. I can't do it anymore. Now the entertainment industry is full of handsome men and beautiful women. I'm 56 years old, half of my body is buried in the ground, and I don't understand music. Besides, I'm a sanitation worker, no different from a scavenger."

"You have a dream in your heart."

This sanitation worker's voice is loud and clear, and it is rare to have a good voice. If he really chooses the draft, he will not be buried for the rest of his life.

The sanitation worker smiled shyly: "The dream was when I was young. Now that I am old, it is just a hobby."

"Are you willing not to try?"

The sanitation worker stopped talking and waited for the three-wheeled sanitation truck to go away.

Zhang Qingyun smiled, everyone has the ambition to pursue glory and wealth, and this sanitation worker also has
Otherwise, the merit will not be available.

Holding the futon to return to the Taoist temple, Zhang Qingyun came out again.Looking not far away, a fat woman with a teddy dog ​​stopped at the corner of the Taoist temple.

The teddy raised its hind legs, and a gleaming streak hit the wall.

"Bastard, dare to blaspheme the Taoist temple."

Take out a piece of talisman and spontaneously ignite without fire behind him: "Go"

A yellow light fell on the pool of water on the wall and on the ground.

The fat woman saw that Teddy had finished the solution of the physiological water, and held Teddy and continued to walk forward.At this moment, Teddy shook his body, a dog's face was full of confusion, and his eyes were a little ecstatic.

He dragged the fat woman against the trash can and raised her legs.

Animals have the habit of remembering their location and the way home by their own scent, and the fat woman doesn't care.

After finishing the solution, I took Teddy and continued to walk. Just two steps out, Teddy grabbed the fat woman and raised his leg again. This time, just after finishing the solution, before his leg was put down, Teddy trembled again, more than It was shaking violently just now.

Continue to solve, however, this time it is not half solved yet, Teddy wailed, a little anxious.

"Wang Wang."

Teddy turned in circles and raised his legs impatiently.

After carrying it for a long time, Teddy seemed to be even more uncomfortable: "Wang Wang."

"What's wrong with you, babe."

The fat woman finally realized that something was wrong, her dog solved it a few times, the ground was dry, and so was the trash can.

The place where the water flowed just now was completely free of water stains.

"What's wrong with you, babe."

The fat woman cried anxiously, obviously she couldn't urinate.
"hey-hey."

Zhang Qingyun closed the door of the Taoist temple: "Let your dog be unqualified, is this a place to urinate and urinate casually?"

Urine out, and then let you go back and this talisman is very powerful, don't want to continue to urinate in a short time.
"Humph, you can suck it out."

Zhang Qingyun's face changed, a little strange: "How can a poor man have such an idea?"

Perverted isn't it?

Walking to the backyard, Zhang Qingyun looked at the fifth floor subconsciously: "Dude, I will make you ecstasy in a few days."

After washing his hands, Zhang Qingyun went to the shrine to greet the patriarch.

After making lunch, after eating, I got into my room and began to study the talisman: "The talisman is a good thing, it can promote goodness and punish evil."

At the entrance of the pedestrian street, Liu Ying rode an electric donkey and entered the pedestrian street leisurely.

Some time ago, she encountered a robbery, which was always lingering in her mind.

A Taoist priest's admonition, the skinny robed man in the dark that night.
After thinking about it these days, the more Liu Ying thought about it, the more she felt that her back was like that Taoist priest.There is a Taoist temple nearby, and Liu Ying decided to take a look.

To the Taoist temple gate, the Taoist temple gate is closed.

Wanting to leave, Liu Ying plucked up her courage and patted it.

Zhang Qingyun, who was studying talismans, frowned when he heard the knock on the door: "Qiao Yan, aren't you busy?"

When he walked to the door of the Taoist temple and opened the door, Zhang Qingyun was very surprised: "I saw a layman, knocking at night, knocking on the door of the Taoist temple, what's the matter?"

Seeing Zhang Qingyun at first glance, Liu Ying can already be sure.

It was this Taoist priest who saved her that night!

"Master, I'm here to thank you"

(End of this chapter)