Those years when I practiced Taoism in the magic capital

Chapter 252 Ah, I met a fairy [Please subscribe! 】

"Small sample, can you turn the sky upside down?"

Zhang Qingyun sat cross-legged on the futon, drinking tea with a teacup in his hand.Clone No. [-] was picking up leftovers, Zhang Qingyun raised his eyebrows: "I can't control myself anymore?"

Dare to resist?

How dare you play petty temper with me as the deity?

"Tsk tsk. What's the matter, you are also me before, and it can be regarded as a kind of training for myself."

Zhang Qingyun can share the feelings of the avatar, which can be regarded as an alternative practice.

Life is boring, the avatar has independent thinking, it is quite fun to bully the avatar.

Even if it means bullying yourself, it is still a kind of fun, and it can also hone your mind along the way.

"Pindao is mentally abnormal, playing with himself, torturing himself, and playing with great interest."

It was so lonely, Zhang Qingyun had an urge to go out: "The little guy's soul is complete, the Martian formation has been arranged, it's not bad to go out and have a look."

"Meow"

The cat spirit licked its paws, and ate until its belly was round.

Stretching out his hand to grab it, the cat spirit landed in Zhang Qingyun's palm.The strange thing is that the cat spirit weighs at least eight or nine catties, and its size is not small among cats.Zhang Qingyun's palm was normal size, and the cat spirit was in Zhang Qingyun's palm, but it looked so small, like a small mouse.

"The vegetable garden should be dug up to plant new vegetables. How about eating without working?"

So the familiar equipment is reproduced.

The cat spirit wanted to escape from Zhang Qingyun's palm, the small palm, no matter how the cat spirit ran, it was difficult to escape from the palm: "Little boy, can you still escape from the palm of Pindao?"

This is a technique practiced by Zhang Qingyun. It is not usually used, and it is very tasteless. Zhang Qingyun rarely uses it.It was a kind of technique created by a sudden inspiration when catching cats.

In the past, the palm only had a radius of more than ten meters, but now the palm has a radius of tens of meters.

The familiar equipment was put on the cat spirit, and he flipped through it. The cat spirit landed in the vegetable garden, with a cat face, a bit sad.Zhang Qingyun was immediately amused: "You bastard, you still have such a human expression?"

"It's not good to guard the little guy all day."

After all, the cat spirit is a beast, and Yang Yang has no consciousness yet.If you cast a spell to activate Yang Yang's soul seed and conceive the soul, the cat spirit will be by Yang Yang's side. Yang Yang's newly born soul will come into contact with animals, which will eventually affect Yang Yang. This newly born soul is as blank as a white paper .

To put it bluntly, it will be contaminated with animal breath.

People, blank souls are born in the world, it is better to contact human beings, and it is perfect to be contaminated with human nature.

Find a job for the cat spirit, and prevent the cat spirit from always waiting for Yang Yang: "I am more and more skeptical now that Yang Yang must have saved you in several reincarnations in his previous life. In this life, you came to repay your favor .”

"Tsk tsk. Some people are in love with ghosts, some are in love with foxes, and some are in love with snakes. This is to cultivate a love for cats."

Shaking his head, Zhang Qingyun threw this idea out of his mind: "How do humans and demons combine? Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen can still have children, which crosses the barrier of species, which is a bit nonsense."

How can viviparous animals conceive offspring with oviparous animals?
The first is the biological barrier, and the genes are very different.

"Huh? How does Pindao know so clearly?"

Zhang Qingyun, who has never been to school, has never heard of species barriers or genetic differences: "It should be the previous clone No. [-], who checks the computer information every day, which enriches my knowledge."

However, in memory, there are legends about these
"Pin Dao Dao is upset."

After stopping the recording of talismans, Zhang Qingyun divided into three soul clones: "It's better for you to burn."

Zhang Qingyun carried the futon and went to the gate of the Taoist temple.

"Tsk tsk."

Clone No. [-] was amazed: "It's not that you have cat lovers, why are you worrying so much. Or do you have such thoughts in your heart?"

Inside the doorway, Zhang Qingyun suddenly realized: "Why does Pindao have so many messy thoughts? It's not that Pindao is in love with a cat."

Pindao, what kind of heart is this fucking?

"Jingle Bell"

The cuff phone rang, and he took out the old and worn-out phone and glanced at the black and white phone screen, which showed an unfamiliar number.

After taking a look, Zhang Qingyun hung up casually: "By the way, Pindao's mobile phone has been shut down for almost two months. Why did you suddenly call?"

Zhang Qingyun never answered unfamiliar numbers, and the phone numbers stored in the phone's address book could be counted with one hand.

From the beginning of the year to the end of the year, the mobile phone seldom rang once, and Zhang Qingyun almost forgot that he had a mobile phone.

He has lived for more than 30 years and has no friends or relatives. Ninety-nine out of ten calls to him are not, and almost all of them are scam calls.

Therefore, Zhang Qingyun simply shut down the phone and stopped paying the phone bill, which is of little use.

Hanging up the phone, Zhang Qingyun frowned: "The punishment is so light?"

At this time, some information and voices appeared in my mind.

The security guard who fell the old lady was detained for 1000 days and fined [-] yuan. This punishment: "Pindao is not a punisher, but Pindao has justice in his heart."

Carrying the futon, Zhang Qingyun returned to the Taoist temple.

Back in the backyard, Zhang Qingyun threw the hook into the basin.The hook hangs down and appears in a room.The iron windows and iron gates were closed, and the security guard who threw the old lady was lying on the bed and sleeping bored.

"Is this punishment?"

Here's to enjoying it.

With a thought, a talisman was turned into ashes, and an invisible energy sank into the forehead of the security guard.

It was dark and the lights flickered.

The music is loud, the wine is good and the dance is beautiful.

This is a bar where the music is crazy and the men and women indulge themselves completely.

In the dim light, the security guard was wearing a brand-name suit, hugging left and right, with a cigarette in his mouth, and his face was full of contentment.

"The dream is so clear, which means that he comes here often and his memory is too deep."

Men and women, some have vague appearances, and some are very clear: "How can a security guard be chic in this kind of gold-selling cave?"

Zhang Qingyun was a little puzzled.

The security guard moved his hands up and down, squinting his eyes and watching, the scene suddenly changed. This is the street, and there is a middle-aged man lying on the street.This middle-aged man was unexpectedly the son of the old lady who was thrown, and his face was covered with bruises.

"What the hell are you still calling the police?"

"Do you f-ck know who my brother-in-law is? I'll be fine if I kill you. Damn it"

While yelling, he kicked the old lady's son with his feet.

The old lady was lying not far away, and the security guard walked over a few feet: "You are so old, why don't you just pay some money? I am not short of money! Don't think that I am a security guard, I am really rich"

No wonder the punishment was so understated.

So arrogant? !
Although it is a dream, this is the truest portrayal of my heart!
Zhang Qingyun opened his sky eyes, and the light in front of his eyes was dazzling. Finally, it turned into a point, turned into a seed and landed on the back of the security guard's head. A yellow beam of light mixed with a trace of black rose into the sky, six or seven meters high: "If the mind is not right, marriage is like a dream." .The wife and children are separated, and the nature is indulged. No worries, no punishment for evil deeds."

"Both parents are dead, brother and sister are dependent on each other. The junior is in the position, arrogant and ignorant. The fate of evil deeds is recorded in the underworld. If this person is not punished, his merit will have no end."

so serious!

If you don't punish this person, will you lose your merits in the future?
"He Jun!"

Zhang Qingyun snarled, and He Jun's dream suddenly changed in an instant.

This is the Nether Ghost World, and the ghost fog in front of you is overwhelming.

He Jun was indulging in his dream, when this happened suddenly, he was taken aback.

In front of him, a tall emperor with a blurred face, wearing Yanfu, and a fierce aura was looking down at him.

He Jun fell to his knees at some point, his heart almost stopped beating: "Where is this?"

"This is the mansion of ghosts, this king Yan Luo. You committed evil in the mortal world and recorded the book of life and death. However, after you die, the gates of hell will open, and there will be no punishment to show. I will specially arrest your soul and flog you with nine lashes. I will punish you for three years." Deaf-mute, crippled for six years"

"When your Yang life is over and your soul returns to the underworld, I will send you to hell to suffer!"

"come here"

The little ghost appeared with a whip: "The little god is here"

"beat!"

Yan Luo stretched out his hand and pointed, and He Jun felt himself being controlled by an unknown force, and fell to the ground.He didn't even have time to say a word, the other party's actions were so smooth that he couldn't react at all.

"Snapped"

The first whip was drawn, and the will-o'-the-wisp burst out, and He Jun felt that his soul was about to collapse.

"Snapped"

With the second whip, He Jun felt that his soul was scattered, and all three souls and seven souls were dimmed.

"Snapped"

After the Nine Whips, He Jun was in a daze, and felt that his soul had become transparent.

In the cell, He Jun screamed mournfully, and several prison guards stood beside him, looking at each other.

"Is this a nightmare? Confession in the dream?"

Suddenly He Jun opened his eyes: "It hurts to death."

The words "pain to death" yelled out, and the following words came to an abrupt end.

He Jun's eyes are full of horror, this is not a dream!
This is the real situation, he really can't speak, his ears are deaf, the world has become silent. The burning in his back is almost unbearable for him, but he just can't speak out.
"Ah, ah, ah."

His mouth moved silently, He Jun jumped out of bed, leaned over, almost stopped.He took two steps, and found that his left leg seemed to be short. He Jun's eyes widened, he rolled his eyes, and passed out.
"Tsk tsk."

Taking back the fishing rod, Zhang Qingyun felt the warm current surge in his body, and was absorbed by Xiao Zhong: "An ordinary person has contributed 180 merits."

He did a lot of evil. According to the blessings and misfortunes of the eyes of the sky, He Jun has a tendency to domestic violence. His wife couldn't bear it, so she ran away with the child. His parents are not alive, and his younger sister is relying on the mistress.
"There are still more than 300 merits and virtues, and I can ring the bell again."

Zhang Qingyun stroked his chin: "Send that old lady's soul back first."

The fishhook was hanging down. In the garage of a community, the old man's son was sitting on the ground, holding his head in his hands, with a depressed expression on his face.

There are still some vegetables in the garage. Obviously, the old lady's son is also a vegetable seller.

On a small bed, the old lady looked peaceful, with plaster on her arms and legs.The arm and leg bones were split, but not broken.This old lady is so thin and small, so the operation is very dangerous.

Using black plaster is the best choice, Zhang Qingyun thought, and a Spring Transformation Talisman fell into the old lady's body.The green light lasted for a few seconds and slowly dissipated: "A talisman of turning spring has healed your injuries and filled your body with vitality. Even if it can't prolong your life, it can still make you light and healthy."

The soul floated out and submerged into the old lady's body.

Zhang Qingyun hooked a few bundles of vegetables and disappeared: "This can be regarded as offsetting the cause and effect of the burden."

As soon as the fishhook disappeared, the old lady suddenly opened her eyes: "My son. I met a fairy."

　Hey, this was a mistake, I shouldn’t have written about this matter, it’s too sensitive, I still have to write it down, I’m scared of being locked up in a dark room.
　　Kowtow to everyone and ask for a wave of support!

　　kowtow
　　
　
(End of this chapter)