Those years when I practiced Taoism in the magic capital

Chapter 387 Being beaten into an immortal 【Subscribe! 】

"Where is this?"

When he came to Qingyun Temple, Liu Qingfeng was honest.

When you are in someone else's territory, no matter how emotional you are, you must be honest.

In an instant, he came to Qingyun Temple from Kunlun Mountain. Liu Qingfeng opened his eyes wide: "It's so rich in oxygen!"

The altitude of Kunlun Mountain is too high, and the oxygen content is certainly not as high as that of Shanghai.

Liu Qingfeng closed his eyes, panting without daring to take a big breath: "I'm a little choked with oxygen"

Zhang Qingyun's face was full of helplessness, everyone else was drunk, and this guy was choking on oxygen. Fortunately, Liu Qingfeng has the peak level of qi training at the second level, so he quickly got used to it.

Put away the avatar and receive the information of the avatar. No one has come to the Taoist temple these days, but it is still quiet.

"what?"

Here Liu Qingfeng looked away from the surroundings of the Taoist temple, and when he saw the completely unfamiliar Taoist priest standing in front of him, he was suddenly surprised: "You don't look bad."

"Tsk tsk, he looks better than my uncle."

Liu Qingfeng stroked his beard and circled around Zhang Qingyun: "Don't look at our uncle, who is tall and handsome, but in the eyes of our elderly, that kind of person is unstable, and you are the most pleasing to the eye. .”

Liu Qingfeng carefully looked at Zhang Qingyun's face: "Well, the more you look at it, the more pleasing it is, the key is that this face is not as good-looking as mine."

"If Master Uncle looks like you, I'll be relieved."

Liu Qingfeng's face was full of disappointment: "If I don't look good, my uncle won't miss my uncle."

"By the way, who are you? Are you a disciple of Master Qingyun? Or another clone?"

Only then did Liu Qingfeng suddenly remember that he seemed to have forgotten who he was. Was it impolite to look at him like this?
Therefore, Liu Qingfeng solemnly bowed his head: "Poverty Taoist Kunlun Holy Land, monk Liu Qingfeng, met a fellow Taoist."

Zhang Qingyun returned a salute with a half-smile, "Poor Daoist Zhang Qingyun, I have met a fellow Taoist."

"what"

Liu Qingfeng laughed: "So you are also called Zhang Qingyun Zhang."

Liu Qingfeng's face froze immediately, his eyes were full of panic, he turned around slowly, and then ran out the door at a speed beyond his peak: "Uncle Master, help me. Someone is pretending to be your real deity. My mother, this is I'm going to die."

Shaking his head, Zhang Qingyun lay down on the recliner.

This old man is crazy now, and he has the same knowledge as him, so what is the difference between him and a fool?
Liu Qingfeng ran more than ten steps, feeling more and more panicked.

He knew that he wanted to come to Qingyun Temple, and he also knew that Master Qingyun has great supernatural powers, and the clone alone is unrivaled, let alone the real deity?
Just now came to Qingyun Temple, in front of the deity, he started talking nonsense, isn't this courting death?

Master Qingyun has great supernatural powers, so he can't escape this time.

Even if there is some incense, a beating is already considered light.

But
Master Qingyun didn't seem to catch up?
Turning his head, he saw Zhang Qingyun lying on the recliner, reading the scriptures in his hand, Liu Qingfeng stopped, turned back and said, "Why don't you chase me?"

"Why are you chasing me?"

Zhang Qingyun asked back: "What's the point of chasing you?"

"But I offended you?"

Liu Qingfeng was puzzled, Master Qingyun, didn't seem to be angry?
"Pindao has recently realized the Tao, and the world is incredible. It would be too tiring to care about everything."

Liu Qingfeng gave a thumbs up, look, this is a master of Taoism!

Look at his self-restraint, his state of mind. He scolded his face, and he was not angry: "The master is so generous, I understand why you have such a high level of cultivation."

Zhang Qingyun smiled: "What do you understand?"

"Heart!"

Liu Qingfeng was full of admiration: "Your heart can hold the four seas and the five lakes. Only gods have this level of cultivation. Look, there are many people who believe in gods, and some people scold gods. Although gods don't Apparitions help believers realize their wishes, but they never appear to punish those who scold him.”

Hey, this old guy, it's okay to say that gods are useless.

Also said so grandly.

"Master Uncle"

Liu Qingfeng moved closer, but Zhang Qingyun put down the Taoist scriptures: "Don't call me uncle uncle."

"why?"

Liu Qingfeng was full of confusion, Uncle Yuhe is so beautiful, and heavenly immortals are nothing more than that, whoever married Uncle Yuhe would be the luckiest thing.

My old Liu has been admiring and admiring for decades, but he can't get it. You get it so easily, don't you know how to cherish it?

why?
Zhang Qingyun didn't answer. When Liu Qingfeng was sober, he couldn't figure out this question. Now his head is muddy, and any reasoning with him is just playing the piano to the cow.

Taoist Yuhe is very beautiful, but Zhang Qingyun is not yet so nympho that he will be dragged into the harem when he sees a beautiful woman.

What Zhang Qingyun needs is spiritual harmony, a Taoist companion who can complement and help each other.

Zhang Qingyun and Yu He did not have this kind of spiritual compatibility.

"I know!"

Liu Qingfeng clapped his hands and opened his eyes wide: "You didn't like Uncle Yuhe!"

Zhang Qingyun rolled his eyes, this old guy was startled, you can do whatever you want.

"Are you despising my uncle?"

Liu Qingfeng's face was full of grief: "Isn't my uncle pretty?"

How could it not be beautiful?
Only the glamorous and outrageous dancer in the Prisoner's Land, the lead dancer, can hold Yuhe by the head.

It can be called the best in the world!

"You must have changed your mind."

Liu Qingfeng closed his eyes and let out a long sigh: "I want to tell my uncle about this."

"Humph!"

Zhang Qingyun snorted coldly, he likes to be quiet, but Liu Qingfeng kept chattering, Zhang Qingyun rubbed his head: "You are really like a fly, and you are a civilian fly."

"what?"

Liu Qingfeng was curious: "Uncle Master, are there still commoners and nobles in flies?"

Zhang Qingyun nodded: "Of course. For example, the flies on the dining table are nobles. Even if they are annoying flies, they are still stained with the smell of rice. Even if they fall into the rice bowl, they will not be disgusting."

"But civilian flies are different. That is the fly in the toilet. Even if it flies on the dining table, it will be disgusted by the noble fly. Because this kind of fly smells all over the body. If it falls into the rice bowl, it will be extremely disgusting. .”

Liu Qingfeng chuckled: "I'd rather be a fly in the toilet."

Zhang Qingyun was stunned, and Liu Qingfeng said: "Flies in the toilet, I choose the flies in the women's toilet. I have to appreciate how many women go to the toilet. The key is that sometimes they can land on certain parts. The flies on the dining table are not With this opportunity, once the food is hot, it will burn to death if it falls into it.”

You scum!

Zhang Qingyun looked up at the sky, and he understood why Bai Yunzi was smiling when he left, as if he was relieved, and even reminded Zhang Qingyun: "Fellow Daoist, you are helping him to see a doctor, but he can also help you Temper an invincible strong heart"

You have to be strong, or you won't be pissed off?
After glancing at the sky, Zhang Qingyun took out two jade charms.

With a casual throw, the jade fell to the ground and turned into two burly Taoist priests.

It's just that the two Taoist priests were expressionless and dull, and their eyes didn't move.

Liu Qingfeng's face was full of envy, this is the supernatural power of magic: "Uncle Master is really amazing, I really want to learn this supernatural power of magic."

Zhang Qingyun smiled and said: "Okay, I can pass it on to you."

Liu Qingfeng was overjoyed: "Really?!"

"That's natural."

Zhang Qingyun took out a few pieces of jade and handed them to Liu Qingfeng.With a casual finger, a purple awn fell into Liu Qingfeng's eyebrows.Liu Qingfeng's expression froze for a moment, and then he was overjoyed.

There is a lot of talisman information in my mind, among which is the method of making talismans!

Master Uncle, this is really passing on his Talisman Technique!
"The magical powers have been passed on to you. These two fellow Taoists are my avatars, responsible for guiding you by the side."

With a wave of Zhang Qingyun's hand, one avatar entered the room and moved a table, and then the two avatars, one on the left and one on the left, came to the table with Liu Qingfeng's arms around them.

Liu Qingfeng was taken aback: "Looking at this posture, it seems dangerous?"

"Snapped"

A carving knife was placed on the table by a clone.

Zhang Qingyun reminded: "From now on, these two fellow Taoists will be in charge of supervising and guiding you. If you say a word, they will beat you. If you are a little distracted, they will beat you too."

Liu Qingfeng was startled, his eyes were full of disbelief: "Are you trying to hit me in disguise?"

Distracted?

What is distraction?

If I have a feeling and think about the problem in a daze, will it also be judged as distraction?

How unfair!

"Snapped"

The clone on the left hand slapped him on the head.

It was dark before his eyes, Venus shot straight up, the avatar spoke coldly, without any emotion: "You have spoken."

Liu Qingfeng finally regained his composure, looked at the clone beside him in astonishment, and then looked at the leisurely Zhang Qingyun, Liu Qingfeng felt a sudden in his heart: "I've run out of good words, how many flattery I have paid, you still remember Qiu, you still want to beat me!"

Feelings, wasting all the effort to flatter you just now?
"Snapped"

The clone on the right hand slapped Liu Qingfeng on the head.

It was pitch black again, with Venus popping out, the avatar on the right said in an emotionless voice, "You're distracted."

If you were beaten for speaking just now, you will also be beaten for being distracted?
Am I distracted?
I'm taking it easy, you've stunned me.

"You're distracted again"

"Snapped"

This time it was two avatars who slapped together.

Liu Qingfeng rolled his eyes and almost fainted.

After a while, Liu Qingfeng came back to his senses: "Stop beating!"

"Snapped"

"You spoke."

The voice stopped abruptly, and with this slap, eyes turned black, Liu Qingfeng needed to slow down.

When Zhang Qingyun saw this scene, the corner of his mouth twitched: "You are not only beaten, but the unhappiness in Pindao's heart can be vented, and it can also cure the disease."

Every time the avatar slaps, a burst of energy will merge into Liu Qingfeng's head, unblocking his blocked brain meridians.

Liu Qingfeng went into a rage, and his true qi ran wildly without any rules, which exploded some of his tiny meridians, causing the meridians to be clogged, and that's why his mind was dull most of the time.

"I wanted to use the Huachun Talisman to help you solve this problem. Who told you that you can't speak out of your head, and you offended the poor Taoist just after you came to Qingyun Temple?"

Pindao is narrow-minded, not so magnanimous.

This punishment is considered light. In the past, Pindao would directly explode the talisman and throw it over to blow up the September Flower.

Zhang Qingyun put down the Taoist scriptures and went to the kitchen. It was time to make lunch.

Well, one more person to eat, more tired.

"what?"

He was slapped again. Although Liu Qingfeng's eyes were dark and the stars were popping up, his head felt cold, and his head became brighter and brighter: "How can I feel this way? Is my life cheap? , can it be beneficial?"

This feeling can't fool him!

The energy in the head not only makes his head more and more bright, but also the surplus energy is integrated into the meridians, repairing the meridians that have not been fully recovered, and integrated into the dantian to strengthen the true energy mass.
After only a dozen or so slaps, he felt that he was about to break through? !
Can there be any benefit from being beaten?
Is this called happiness in pain?

Just thinking about it, the cool feeling in my head disappeared.

Liu Qingfeng was immersed in the feeling that his head was bright and his strength was increasing, but suddenly this feeling disappeared, and he felt a little uncomfortable.

"I have to be beaten, and I have to be beaten more, I can't stop!"

Liu Qingfeng seems to have found a brand-new way of cultivation and was beaten to immortality!

"Ahaha, I'm enlightened, I'm enlightened!"

Liu Qingfeng laughed wildly: "Hit me, hit me hard! Don't stop"

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