Those years when I practiced Taoism in the magic capital
Chapter 392 Dare to be presumptuous in front of the poor? 【Please subscribe! 】
Chapter 392 Dare to be presumptuous in front of the poor? 【Please subscribe! 】
"Oh"
"hiss"
"Ahaha, go ahead, hit me again, hit me again"
Pushing open the courtyard door, Liu Qingfeng's clamoring voice came over.
Liu Qingfeng yelled, while the homeless man hissed and endured the pain, making strange noises from his mouth. Zhang Qingyun didn't dare to interpret this scene too much.
Entering the backyard, Liu Qingfeng put his hands on his hips and raised his head arrogantly.
The homeless man bent over, lowered his head, and looked at the clone beside him from the corner of his eyes. Every time the clone called, the homeless man always wanted to dodge, but tried his best to hold back: "Oh!"
"hiss"
Zhang Qingyun shook his head slightly when the sound came into his ears: "The effect is not very good, but it caused a lot of boredom."
"Wow, third uncle is back."
Seeing Zhang Qingyun, Liu Qingfeng was about to run over, and his clone slapped him.
"This is not the third uncle, this is the second uncle."
The homeless man said stupidly: "What did the second uncle do? Did you rummage through the trash can? There is often food in that big trash can in front of the Runlin community."
I have a good memory.
The homeless man's hair became a mess, which was obviously not easy to clean, so the avatar shaved his head directly.The beard on his face is also clean-shaven, and he looks 26 or seven years old at most.
A face with sharp edges and corners, not bad looking, not bad.
The homeless man was of medium build and was very thin. He was wearing Zhang Qingyun's Taoist robe, which fit him very well.
Liu Qingfeng was thinner and not tall. After washing and washing, he put on Zhang Qingyun's Taoist robe, and he looked a little fat. His appearance seemed a little funny.The avatar slapped his eyes black, and before he recovered, the shouting stopped abruptly.
Trying to remember, the homeless man's eyes rolled: "Oh, the trash can in front of Runlin Community."
"Fifth brother-in-law is right."
Liu Qingfeng finally came to his senses, leaned his head over and said, "Eighth Uncle, Sixth Brother-in-law invited me to drink."
Zhang Qingyun: "???"
These two idiots, I hope you can remember what you just said after you wake up.
The avatar has been taken away by Zhang Qingyun, facing two idiots all day is torture.
Zhang Qingyun held a Jade Transforming Spring Talisman in each hand, which turned into powder in Zhang Qingyun's hands, and turned into a green light, which sank between the eyebrows of the two of them.
Liu Qingfeng and the homeless man froze in place.
Zhang Qingyun lay on the recliner and looked at the Taoist scriptures. The effect of the Spring Transformation Talisman took a few minutes before the energy disappeared.
A few minutes passed, and an astonishing aura erupted from Liu Qingfeng's body, and the aura of the surrounding world swarmed into Liu Qingfeng's body.Under the action of the Huachun Talisman, Liu Qingfeng's clogged meridians were instantly opened up.
The originally chaotic brain instantly cleared up.
Liu Qingfeng, who was about to break through the excess energy stored in his dantian, took advantage of the trend.
A practitioner's breakthrough is a good thing to celebrate, but Liu Qingfeng couldn't be happier.The brain regained consciousness, Liu Qingfeng remembered some things, and some things he didn't remember.
I remember the happy things most clearly, especially when I met a homeless man for the first time. The homeless man took him to the gate of a community and picked up a few bubbles filled with very little white liquid.
In addition, the homeless man told him that the white liquid is not good to drink, but it can fight hunger. He also showed him how to eat that white liquid.
Liu Qingfeng couldn't remember clearly, he drank it, but he only remembered that the homeless man was anxious and chased him to beg for it, but he drank it all.
"Forehead"
Liu Qingfeng's old face was pale, turned from white to black, and finally turned purple.
His eyes gradually became a little dull, Liu Qingfeng's whole body was not good.
"I say!"
Liu Qingfeng ran to the wall: "I'm so sick of you."
Ashamed and unbelievable, Liu Qingfeng murmured to himself: "How did I go to the Northeast?"
He didn't remember this very clearly.
Compared with Liu Qingfeng's violent reaction, the homeless man was full of confusion: "Who am I? Where am I?"
"Who was I when I was not born, and who was I when I was born?"
Liu Qingfeng finally felt better. Hearing the confusion of the homeless man, he casually said, "You are a monk, you are Sakyamuni, and you are Bodhidharma."
Glancing at Liu Qingfeng, Zhang Qingyun said: "You are opening the way, you are a disciple of the Kunlun Holy Realm!"
Zhang Qingyun stood up, with his hands behind his back: "I don't ask about the past, and don't mention the bitterness of the past. You are you, and you open the way."
"Open the way?"
The homeless man is now Zhang Kaidao, with a hint of confusion in his eyes: "But I don't remember my name is Zhang Kaidao, I remember an old woman called me Yazi, and a young woman called me Baoer. I still remember, a child, When I was only eight or nine years old, I begged along the street and was called a fool and a lunatic."
"A dream of yellow beams for thirty years, the door of Taoism opens when you wake up."
Zhang Qingyun looked at Zhang Kaidao quietly, the protagonist of these memories was Zhang Kaidao himself.Obviously when Zhang Kaidao was a child, when he was only eight or nine years old, his family suffered an accident, and he lived on the street.
Stimulated, lonely ever since.
This is what happens to those who are jealous!
"From now on, you are a Taoist, you are a monk."
The past is like smoke, since it is impossible to remember, why bother to look for it, and look for trouble?
Forgetting the past may not be a kind of happiness, but being immersed in the past is a kind of pain.
"Forget the past?"
Zhang Kaidao was in a daze, walked aside silently, sat on the ground, and looked up at the sky.
At this moment, Zhang Kaidao was very silent.
"Master Uncle"
Liu Qingfeng was full of embarrassment, embarrassment, and even more shame: "I have caused you trouble."
trouble?
It's a lot of trouble!
"Also, don't call me Shishugong."
Zhang Qingyun was helpless.
Liu Qingfeng's face flushed even more, he didn't call him Shishugong, should he call him Dad, Third Master, Second Uncle, Third Uncle?Fourth grandfather?
Isn't this just now, my head is chaotic and my mouth is full of nonsense?
"I am a Taoist, and I am devoted to the Tao. The relationship between men and women has nothing to do with me."
Zhang Qingyun's voice was a bit serious: "Don't be full of nonsense. If you say some names, it is cause and effect, and you have to be responsible. And you may not be able to bear the consequences."
With a shudder in his heart, the joy that had just been born in Liu Qingfeng's heart disappeared immediately.
Originally, he thought that Zhang Qingyun is not a master uncle, and if he withdraws from the competition for Yuhe's master uncle, his chances will be greatly increased, but Liu Qingfeng is a little afraid of bearing karma.
Glancing at the sky, Zhang Qingyun thought, and a bed appeared in the yard.
Liu Qingfeng rolled his eyes: "Master, you are welcome, we are here for a few days, and you bought a bed just for us?"
A bed just for you?
Pindao has been here for more than [-] years, and he hasn't slept in a new bed yet.
This guy was quite rude, before Zhang Qingyun could speak, this guy sat on it directly.
"You're crushing me"
Suddenly, a voice came from beside my ears.
Liu Qingfeng was taken aback: "The Master bought a bed, and it also has a voice function, or eh, ha, yue."
Turning his head, a grimace was almost attached to his face. The grimace was weird. It's not that Liu Qingfeng has never seen a ghost. It doesn't matter if he is prepared in his heart.
This time, there was no preparation in my heart, and there was a ghost beside Suddenly.
And
The ghost sat up directly from the bed, and his legs were still held down by him
A burst of yin came from his back, and Liu Qingfeng turned his head back vigorously. A female ghost in a red robe stretched out a ghost claw and put it on his shoulder: "Hehe, it's still a ghost." Old boy, do you want to be happy?"
Happy Nima!
Be happy, the old man will die!
Liu Qingfeng's buttocks seemed to be loaded with springs, and he jumped up with a frightened expression on his face: "Master, there is a ghost!"
Zhang Qingyun rolled his eyes, this ghost was caught by the poor.This old man, if he didn't run fast, with this ghost on his body, he would have had something to play with: "Sinister, dare to act recklessly?"
Two ghosts, one fierce ghost and one evil spirit.
Unlike the ghosts and evil spirits I have seen before, there is very little resentment on their ghost bodies.This point is very similar to the ghost soldiers in the underworld.
With Zhang Qingyun's roar, the two ghosts subconsciously looked at Zhang Qingyun.
But they couldn't see Zhang Qingyun's face, they only felt that the light in front of Zhang Qingyun was dazzling.It was as if a sun was placed between the legs, emitting a strong light. Zhang Qingyun was bathed in this strong light, and they were drooling
"What a strong yang!"
The two ghosts stood up from the bed, ignoring the surrounding environment directly, looking straight at Zhang Qingyun with scarlet eyes: "Little Taoist, there is a bed here, let's"
Before he finished speaking, Zhang Qingyun made a handprint with both hands, and the two handprints landed on the two ghosts.
The two ghosts who were about to get out of the bed trembled and froze on the bed: "Sinister! How dare you act presumptuously in front of the poor?"
I've been sick for the past few days, insisting on codewords, lack of sleep, and my head is in a daze.Well, I admit that I'm stuck, my writing is not smooth, I don't pursue the word count chapters today, I will go to bed early today, my head is clear, and I will continue to code!
Kowtow to everyone!I've been panicking lately, give me a monthly pass!Give a tip!kowtow!Tomorrow is a new week, begging for a monthly ticket recommendation ticket wow!
There will be an update tomorrow!Starting tomorrow, there will be more updates!There is also the leader of the Coffee Demon King, who owes more rewards. Last month, this month's monthly ticket owes more. This month, the author is going to explode. Please give me some support!
(End of this chapter)
"Oh"
"hiss"
"Ahaha, go ahead, hit me again, hit me again"
Pushing open the courtyard door, Liu Qingfeng's clamoring voice came over.
Liu Qingfeng yelled, while the homeless man hissed and endured the pain, making strange noises from his mouth. Zhang Qingyun didn't dare to interpret this scene too much.
Entering the backyard, Liu Qingfeng put his hands on his hips and raised his head arrogantly.
The homeless man bent over, lowered his head, and looked at the clone beside him from the corner of his eyes. Every time the clone called, the homeless man always wanted to dodge, but tried his best to hold back: "Oh!"
"hiss"
Zhang Qingyun shook his head slightly when the sound came into his ears: "The effect is not very good, but it caused a lot of boredom."
"Wow, third uncle is back."
Seeing Zhang Qingyun, Liu Qingfeng was about to run over, and his clone slapped him.
"This is not the third uncle, this is the second uncle."
The homeless man said stupidly: "What did the second uncle do? Did you rummage through the trash can? There is often food in that big trash can in front of the Runlin community."
I have a good memory.
The homeless man's hair became a mess, which was obviously not easy to clean, so the avatar shaved his head directly.The beard on his face is also clean-shaven, and he looks 26 or seven years old at most.
A face with sharp edges and corners, not bad looking, not bad.
The homeless man was of medium build and was very thin. He was wearing Zhang Qingyun's Taoist robe, which fit him very well.
Liu Qingfeng was thinner and not tall. After washing and washing, he put on Zhang Qingyun's Taoist robe, and he looked a little fat. His appearance seemed a little funny.The avatar slapped his eyes black, and before he recovered, the shouting stopped abruptly.
Trying to remember, the homeless man's eyes rolled: "Oh, the trash can in front of Runlin Community."
"Fifth brother-in-law is right."
Liu Qingfeng finally came to his senses, leaned his head over and said, "Eighth Uncle, Sixth Brother-in-law invited me to drink."
Zhang Qingyun: "???"
These two idiots, I hope you can remember what you just said after you wake up.
The avatar has been taken away by Zhang Qingyun, facing two idiots all day is torture.
Zhang Qingyun held a Jade Transforming Spring Talisman in each hand, which turned into powder in Zhang Qingyun's hands, and turned into a green light, which sank between the eyebrows of the two of them.
Liu Qingfeng and the homeless man froze in place.
Zhang Qingyun lay on the recliner and looked at the Taoist scriptures. The effect of the Spring Transformation Talisman took a few minutes before the energy disappeared.
A few minutes passed, and an astonishing aura erupted from Liu Qingfeng's body, and the aura of the surrounding world swarmed into Liu Qingfeng's body.Under the action of the Huachun Talisman, Liu Qingfeng's clogged meridians were instantly opened up.
The originally chaotic brain instantly cleared up.
Liu Qingfeng, who was about to break through the excess energy stored in his dantian, took advantage of the trend.
A practitioner's breakthrough is a good thing to celebrate, but Liu Qingfeng couldn't be happier.The brain regained consciousness, Liu Qingfeng remembered some things, and some things he didn't remember.
I remember the happy things most clearly, especially when I met a homeless man for the first time. The homeless man took him to the gate of a community and picked up a few bubbles filled with very little white liquid.
In addition, the homeless man told him that the white liquid is not good to drink, but it can fight hunger. He also showed him how to eat that white liquid.
Liu Qingfeng couldn't remember clearly, he drank it, but he only remembered that the homeless man was anxious and chased him to beg for it, but he drank it all.
"Forehead"
Liu Qingfeng's old face was pale, turned from white to black, and finally turned purple.
His eyes gradually became a little dull, Liu Qingfeng's whole body was not good.
"I say!"
Liu Qingfeng ran to the wall: "I'm so sick of you."
Ashamed and unbelievable, Liu Qingfeng murmured to himself: "How did I go to the Northeast?"
He didn't remember this very clearly.
Compared with Liu Qingfeng's violent reaction, the homeless man was full of confusion: "Who am I? Where am I?"
"Who was I when I was not born, and who was I when I was born?"
Liu Qingfeng finally felt better. Hearing the confusion of the homeless man, he casually said, "You are a monk, you are Sakyamuni, and you are Bodhidharma."
Glancing at Liu Qingfeng, Zhang Qingyun said: "You are opening the way, you are a disciple of the Kunlun Holy Realm!"
Zhang Qingyun stood up, with his hands behind his back: "I don't ask about the past, and don't mention the bitterness of the past. You are you, and you open the way."
"Open the way?"
The homeless man is now Zhang Kaidao, with a hint of confusion in his eyes: "But I don't remember my name is Zhang Kaidao, I remember an old woman called me Yazi, and a young woman called me Baoer. I still remember, a child, When I was only eight or nine years old, I begged along the street and was called a fool and a lunatic."
"A dream of yellow beams for thirty years, the door of Taoism opens when you wake up."
Zhang Qingyun looked at Zhang Kaidao quietly, the protagonist of these memories was Zhang Kaidao himself.Obviously when Zhang Kaidao was a child, when he was only eight or nine years old, his family suffered an accident, and he lived on the street.
Stimulated, lonely ever since.
This is what happens to those who are jealous!
"From now on, you are a Taoist, you are a monk."
The past is like smoke, since it is impossible to remember, why bother to look for it, and look for trouble?
Forgetting the past may not be a kind of happiness, but being immersed in the past is a kind of pain.
"Forget the past?"
Zhang Kaidao was in a daze, walked aside silently, sat on the ground, and looked up at the sky.
At this moment, Zhang Kaidao was very silent.
"Master Uncle"
Liu Qingfeng was full of embarrassment, embarrassment, and even more shame: "I have caused you trouble."
trouble?
It's a lot of trouble!
"Also, don't call me Shishugong."
Zhang Qingyun was helpless.
Liu Qingfeng's face flushed even more, he didn't call him Shishugong, should he call him Dad, Third Master, Second Uncle, Third Uncle?Fourth grandfather?
Isn't this just now, my head is chaotic and my mouth is full of nonsense?
"I am a Taoist, and I am devoted to the Tao. The relationship between men and women has nothing to do with me."
Zhang Qingyun's voice was a bit serious: "Don't be full of nonsense. If you say some names, it is cause and effect, and you have to be responsible. And you may not be able to bear the consequences."
With a shudder in his heart, the joy that had just been born in Liu Qingfeng's heart disappeared immediately.
Originally, he thought that Zhang Qingyun is not a master uncle, and if he withdraws from the competition for Yuhe's master uncle, his chances will be greatly increased, but Liu Qingfeng is a little afraid of bearing karma.
Glancing at the sky, Zhang Qingyun thought, and a bed appeared in the yard.
Liu Qingfeng rolled his eyes: "Master, you are welcome, we are here for a few days, and you bought a bed just for us?"
A bed just for you?
Pindao has been here for more than [-] years, and he hasn't slept in a new bed yet.
This guy was quite rude, before Zhang Qingyun could speak, this guy sat on it directly.
"You're crushing me"
Suddenly, a voice came from beside my ears.
Liu Qingfeng was taken aback: "The Master bought a bed, and it also has a voice function, or eh, ha, yue."
Turning his head, a grimace was almost attached to his face. The grimace was weird. It's not that Liu Qingfeng has never seen a ghost. It doesn't matter if he is prepared in his heart.
This time, there was no preparation in my heart, and there was a ghost beside Suddenly.
And
The ghost sat up directly from the bed, and his legs were still held down by him
A burst of yin came from his back, and Liu Qingfeng turned his head back vigorously. A female ghost in a red robe stretched out a ghost claw and put it on his shoulder: "Hehe, it's still a ghost." Old boy, do you want to be happy?"
Happy Nima!
Be happy, the old man will die!
Liu Qingfeng's buttocks seemed to be loaded with springs, and he jumped up with a frightened expression on his face: "Master, there is a ghost!"
Zhang Qingyun rolled his eyes, this ghost was caught by the poor.This old man, if he didn't run fast, with this ghost on his body, he would have had something to play with: "Sinister, dare to act recklessly?"
Two ghosts, one fierce ghost and one evil spirit.
Unlike the ghosts and evil spirits I have seen before, there is very little resentment on their ghost bodies.This point is very similar to the ghost soldiers in the underworld.
With Zhang Qingyun's roar, the two ghosts subconsciously looked at Zhang Qingyun.
But they couldn't see Zhang Qingyun's face, they only felt that the light in front of Zhang Qingyun was dazzling.It was as if a sun was placed between the legs, emitting a strong light. Zhang Qingyun was bathed in this strong light, and they were drooling
"What a strong yang!"
The two ghosts stood up from the bed, ignoring the surrounding environment directly, looking straight at Zhang Qingyun with scarlet eyes: "Little Taoist, there is a bed here, let's"
Before he finished speaking, Zhang Qingyun made a handprint with both hands, and the two handprints landed on the two ghosts.
The two ghosts who were about to get out of the bed trembled and froze on the bed: "Sinister! How dare you act presumptuously in front of the poor?"
I've been sick for the past few days, insisting on codewords, lack of sleep, and my head is in a daze.Well, I admit that I'm stuck, my writing is not smooth, I don't pursue the word count chapters today, I will go to bed early today, my head is clear, and I will continue to code!
Kowtow to everyone!I've been panicking lately, give me a monthly pass!Give a tip!kowtow!Tomorrow is a new week, begging for a monthly ticket recommendation ticket wow!
There will be an update tomorrow!Starting tomorrow, there will be more updates!There is also the leader of the Coffee Demon King, who owes more rewards. Last month, this month's monthly ticket owes more. This month, the author is going to explode. Please give me some support!
(End of this chapter)
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