Those years when I practiced Taoism in the magic capital

Chapter 448 The old lady showing off her son 【Subscribe! 】

Two thousand wandering ghosts, mixed with a few evil spirits, flocked to the city.

Competing to be the first, like a hungry ghost rushing to eat.
"Tsk tsk, they are originally evil spirits."

Evil ghosts devour souls, and ghosts rarely devour each other.

Ghosts eat souls, that is, people who have just died. The souls are the purest. There is no ghost energy, no resentment, and it is the purest state of ghost body. Only when ghosts swallow this kind of soul can they be completely absorbed.

Originally among the ghosts, they were restricted by the ghosts and could not go out.

Now, it's the devil coming out of the cage!
Dongjing, there are countless pure souls there, and they are about to devour them instinctively.

"Watch the formation, watch the formation"

Zhang Qingyun is like a commander commanding thousands of troops: "It looks like a mob."

As he said this, Zhang Qingyun had the posture of "I'm cheering for you and run fast."

Zhang Qingyun put his hands behind his back, and he was very poetic: "Two thousand ghost soldiers entered the city, and the wandering ghosts turned into evil spirits. The worship of the god toilet is full of ghosts, which shocked the whole world."

The avatar was hung on the fishhook, and Zhang Qingyun looked down at Dongjing: "Look at the last prosperity, it won't be long before this will become a ghost town."

In the Taoist temple, retracting the fishhook, Zhang Qingyun looked up to the sky: "The poor Taoist is a decent person, but the beast is too disgusting. If countless crimes are not recognized, it is better to kill all the souls of heroes."

Zhang Qingyun paused, looked at the Dongjing in the night, and frowned: "In this way, I don't know how many 50 people walked, and secretly cursed the poor."

"Killing the heart and falling into the devil's way together, if the Taoist heart is evil, it is impossible to escape. If the shame is also guilty, I would like to turn into a devil and have no peace."

Zhang Qingyun looked to the east, the clouds were thick, and disaster came: "I am the Tao, so where is the cause and effect?"

"After tidying up the beautiful country and the island country, it will be the turn of those 50 people who are walking. They have sores on their heads and pus on their feet. If they still don't repent, they will be sent to hell!"

In the morning, when you open your eyes, your eyes, like the vast universe, gradually return to normal.

After a while, the collected spiritual energy collapsed: "I used to dislike the lack of spiritual energy, but now that the spiritual energy sticks to it, the poor are not happy."

"The Spirit Gathering Formation is no longer needed, so it will be dismantled later."

Zhang Qingyun took a serious wash, thought for a while, and returned to the bathroom to take a serious shower.

When putting on clothes, Zhang Qingyun frowned slightly. One of the Taoist robes that Ma Lingyu had given was ruined, and the ones she was wearing had to be washed after they were taken off.

Wang Zi wore one of the old Taoist robes, and the other was extremely worn out.

No clothes to wear.

"I can transform into avatars, and I have helped others transform into clothes. Why don't I transform into a piece of clothing myself?"

He took out a black spirit stone, and after a burst of illusion, the black spirit stone turned into a Taoist robe inside and out, and the ten-square straw sandals also turned into an illusion.With a thought, the clothes wrapped around his body like running water.

"Tsk tsk. Don't say it, it's quite comfortable."

Any change, it is very close.

And, with a thought, it immediately becomes smooth and smooth.

Zhang Qingyun went to the shrine, burned incense in a proper manner, and kowtowed three times: "Patriarch, I will help you avenge your shame. This disciple wants to turn the island country into a place of death and a place of reincarnation. The patriarch has a spirit in the sky, you can Peace of mind."

Not empty patriarch, full of hatred and immortality on the battlefield, among those family letters, there are poems like weeping blood, and there is a deep hatred.

At this time, the island country has since disappeared, and the heroic spirit of the ancestors can comfort them.

After earnestly doing the morning class, Zhang Qingyun made breakfast and ate it.

He went out with the futon, and before he sat down, Zhang Qingyun saw the three young men from yesterday. When he saw him, his eyes were a little weird, and he moved away a little.

"Far away from Pindao, do you think you have avoided bad luck at this time?"

Zhang Qingyun smiled slightly: "You are far away from the opportunity."

"Isn't Pindao just wanting to check your phones and pay attention to hot spots, so it's necessary to hide?"

Putting down the futon, kicking it with his feet, the futon was slightly out of the door opening, Zhang Qingyun sat down, his eyes could see the whole street, and then he said quietly: "Poverty, do you want to buy a mobile phone? Buy one Expensive?"

Are you allowed to buy it for 8000 yuan?

"It doesn't have much effect, and the poor can't use it, so don't waste this money."

After getting used to digging and searching, Zhang Qingyun didn't develop the habit of being extravagant even if he was rich: "The poor have countless supernatural powers, even if you send your mobile phone to the sky, the poor can still see it."

Not only can you see it, but you are a little farther away, and you can hear clearly what you say.

After listening carefully for a while, every three young people were very quiet.A phantom came out of his body. At this time, the power of Yuanshen was standing behind the three young men. The three young men were indeed watching the video.

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"The news of the island country cannot be spread."

It seems that everything is calm, which is obviously the bad side of the island country that people with good intentions don't want to report.

"When the island country is empty, let's see how you can still lick it."

Zhang Qingyun was a little puzzled: "They all have sores on the top of their heads and pus on their feet, and they still don't know how to repent?"

"Could it be that the beneficiary behind these videos in Huaguo is not from Huaguo, but from the island nation?"

It can only be explained in this way, so that the bad news of the island country can be communicated, and the domestic problems cannot be communicated.

The street was still bustling, and Zhong Limeng waved to Zhang Qingyun in the distance.

When sitting on the back seat of the electric car, the girl blinked and blew a kiss.

Zhang Qingyun was stunned: "It's amazing, this girl has become a genius, who did she learn from? She just didn't learn well."

However, Zhang Qingyun's heart jumped up in disappointment: "It's bad, there are so many beautiful women who took the initiative to post them, and Pindao didn't even feel his heartbeat, but when this girl blew a kiss, Pindao's heart almost jumped out."

Lolicon?
Or is it a poor way without teasing?

"Poverty in his bones, is he flirtatious?"

Shaking his head, Zhang Qingyun threw these thoughts out of his mind: "No, Pindao's heartbeat should be from shock, not from excitement."

"If you want to have a long life, stay away from Zhonglimeng"

How old is this girl?

If you are less than nine years old, you are already so good at teasing people, how can you be good when you grow up?

"This character is not good, I have a chance to educate her."

Looking back, Zhang Qingyun continued to understand human nature.

Human nature, how many times I have enlightened to the Tao is because of the good and evil of human nature, and human nature is the foundation of the Tao?
"Hey, let me tell you a story, I just remembered."

In the distance, three young people squatted aside, maybe their eyes were tired from watching the video, and they started chatting with each other: "Our landlord is on a business trip. When we came home yesterday morning, we found a man in their closet."

"hiss"

The other young man was a little surprised: "Is it a thief? He was scared and hid in the closet when he heard the master coming home?"

"I was scared and hid in the closet."

The young man nodded solemnly: "But his occupation is not a thief."

"Not a thief?"

The other two young people were puzzled: "Does she have a wife?"

Young people's minds are spinning fast. Before Zhang Qingyun understood what was going on, the two young people related this matter to the matter of whether the landlord had a wife.

"Have!"

The young man smiled and said, "His wife explained to the man hiding in the closet that he repaired the faucet."

"The faucet repairer?"

"It was his wife who explained it."

The other two young men looked at each other, and said in a low tone, "Early in the morning, the person who repaired the faucet repaired it in the closet. Is this reasonable?"

"Of course it's unreasonable!"

Zhang Qingyun understood that the young man's landlord was away on a business trip, and his wife gave him warmth at home.

A fool also understands, why fix a faucet early in the morning?

Repairing the faucet, how could it be possible to hide in the closet?

"Marriage, what does it bring to a man?"

Working hard to make money outside, my wife messes around at home.

If you don't make it right, you will have to fight back, and if you get divorced, you will be divided into half of your property.

"Tsk tsk."

Pindao smacked his lips: "Pindao has a fear of marriage."

"Master Dao, you are almost entering a nursing home at your age, why are you thinking about getting married?"

The voice was very abrupt, and it came from beside me.

Turning his head, it was an old lady in her 70s, holding a dog in her hand.

Seeing how old you are, Pindao doesn't have the same knowledge as you. At such an age, why don't you say good deeds?

Is Pindao really that old?
Seeing that Zhang Qingyun remained silent, the old lady said, "Master Dao, do you have any paper? Wet tissue paper is best."

Zhou Li frowned, and when you asked, Pindao realized that Pindao hasn't grown much in recent years
The waste has all drifted away with the pores, and I don't know if the parts can still be used if they have not been used in the past few years.

"No."

Zhang Qingyun answered very simply.

Zhang Qingyun has almost forgotten what toilet paper looks like after a few years of small size. The wet tissue paper is so big that he has never used it, which sounds so luxurious.

"Hey"

The old lady sighed lightly: "Master Dao, there is no toilet paper, no wet wipes, are there any unused towels? I need to wipe my butt."

Zhang Qingyun: "???"

Auntie, an old layman, doesn't have such a provocative attitude.

With Pindao's appearance, is the provocative person so extreme?
How old was the girl first, and now an old lady in her 70s?
Pindao is an old lady who is up to 70 years old, and a girl who is down to eight or nine years old. When she sees it, she wants to tease her, but she misses the 20-year-old girl in the middle?
This unscientific!

"The Taoist priest misunderstood, I am wiping my dog's ass"

Zhang Qingyun: "???"

It’s okay if this doesn’t explain it. Whose animal needs to wipe their ass with this explanation?
Generally, animals stretch their hind legs forward, pull their front legs forward, and rub against the ground, okay?

The dog is a golden retriever with a big body.

This is not a matter of breed, but a matter of human character. Taking care of one's own parents is not as much of a concern as taking care of a dog.

When did animals have this kind of treatment, and human beings turned into animal slaves?
Wipe the dog's ass. You old lady has lived a long time, and your humanity is dying
"Hey"

The old lady sighed again: "It's better to be an island country. There are special people who can spend money to hire them to help wipe the dog's butt."

Island country
Have this kind of occupation?
Pindao has too little experience and doesn't know much about the island country: "Isn't the layman a Chinese?"

"It's from China."

The old lady beamed with joy: "But my son is already an islander. My son has been smart since he was a child, and his grades in school are very good. When he was admitted to university, he was admitted to Beiqing. Later, he studied in the island country and settled there."

"It's just too far away. My son hasn't come back for 11 years."

Zhang Qingyun glanced at her. This old lady enjoys life here, but she has cultivated a talent for other countries. It is a waste of human food here.

The old lady was full of pride, as if she was proud of having such a son from an island country: "My son is in Dongjing, which is the most prosperous place in the island country."

Curling his lips, Zhang Qingyun thought to himself: "It's very prosperous. There are not only animals, but also ghosts. Your son may have turned into a ghost."

No wonder, the dog has to wipe his butt, it turned out to be an old lady with a heartless heart.
Is it worth being so proud to cultivate a talent for other countries?

This is shameful!

Zhang Qingyun seriously suspected that this old lady had something wrong in her heart, the borrowed paper was fake, and she was deliberately looking for someone to show off her island son.

"Old lady, you sent your son to the place of death with your own hands."

Carrying the futon, Zhang Qingyun returned to the Taoist temple.

I just returned to the backyard of the Taoist temple, went fishing, and checked the situation of the Dongjing, when someone knocked on the door of the Taoist temple.

Opening the gate of the Taoist temple, Xuanhua followed Zhong Yiyun with a smile all over his face: "I have seen Master Qingyun."

Zhang Qingyun turned sideways: "You two came quite early."

After the two came in, Zhang Qingyun was about to close the door when Zhong Yiyun said, "Don't worry, Master, there are still people who want to see you."

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