Those years when I practiced Taoism in the magic capital
Chapter 480 Are You My Dad? 【Please subscribe! 】
Chapter 480 Are You My Dad? 【Please subscribe! 】
"What?"
Yu Wenjian's face was full of vigilance.
I kept calling you big brother, and I got close to you, why did you inquire so carefully?
have a thought?
Zhang Qingyun rolled his eyes, this old guy's brain circuit is too abnormal.
You discuss indecent topics with him, and he confides in you.If you talk about a serious topic, this old man will be full of vigilance.
Zhang Qingyun smiled: "You can know up and down for 1000 years, then...you can help me measure my fortune and misfortune."
"hey-hey."
Yu Wenjian suddenly became a little happy: "Brother, you and I haven't opened the market yet, so you just give me money and take care of my business like this. No wonder everyone says that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. Look at my neighbors." Relatives, they don’t help each other as much as neighbors like us.”
"Um"
Zhang Qingyun nodded: "If you look down and don't see you, it's only natural to help each other. Then, can you help me take a look?"
Yu Wenjian's eyes were full of smiles, and he stretched out a finger.
It would be foolish not to do a door-to-door business.
Zhang Qingyun immediately understood, and took out 100 yuan: "This, I understand."
He really understands that this old man is pretending to be reserved.
As the saying goes, the master does not talk about gold and silver, but a finger is the heart.
I gesture, you understand.
If you give less, I will remind you, if you give too much, I will not tell you.
Those who give too little are those who have no money, and those who give too much are rich.
This is a science.
Yu Wenjian frowned, with a displeased expression on his face: "Big brother, Ming people don't talk dark words, we are all from the village, and I, Lao Yu, am a real person. As long as you open your mind, your wishes will come true, 100 The yuan is not enough and I was backlashed to buy nutritional products. I am leaking the secret."
His skin twitched, this old guy is so shameless.
How much does Pindao predict misfortune and fortune?
Pindao said that it is a lifetime to see with both eyes. Zhang Qingyun took out another 100 yuan, and Yu Wenjian shook his finger: "Know 500 years before and 500 years later, don't take money."
Quite confident.
Zhang Qingyun was also curious about whether Yu Wenjian was really capable, and said, "You can tell the exact amount by yourself."
"I'm a more emotional person."
Yu Wenjian's face is full of seriousness, and he has the awe-inspiring sense of righteousness that I can do for my friends: "For strangers, I open my mouth and say eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight."
Zhang Qingyun's pupils shrank.
This number is quite auspicious, just looking at the price figure, Zhang Qingyun has already concluded that this old product is definitely a scam.
And, really greedy.
More than 8000!
Pindao took a look at the past and present life, but he didn't dare to open his mouth like a lion. Did he look at Pindao being honest and easy to bully, deliberately tricking me?
"Between us brothers, don't see each other. I don't want you eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight, and I don't want you six thousand sixty-six. I only want you one thousand eight hundred and sixty-six?"
how about it?
This old guy is also obviously lacking confidence.
"The price is a bit high."
Zhang Qingyun pondered for a while: "I hope you can be worth the price."
"wrong!"
Yu Wenjian stood with his hands behind his back, looking down at Zhang Qingyun: "I am definitely worth the price. At this time, it depends on whether you are worth the price. If it is not accurate, it is because I leaked too many secrets and the price you gave is too high." Big Brother Low, you should understand that in this era, life in heaven and earth is not rich."
What do you mean?
Zhang Qingyun's face was full of surprise. Hearing what this old man said, there are other people taking commissions and kickbacks for this money?
"I think you should understand."
Yu Wenjian pointed to the sky, then pointed to the ground: "I'm leaking the secret. To put it bluntly, this is a business struck by lightning. Besides saving some money for myself, we also have partners. I This is just a collection, to earn some hard work, but the bulk is given to others, and you should also give this to those who specialize in managing your past and present lives."
Yu Wenjian twirled his thumb, middle finger and index finger, which is the movement of twiddling money.
What does this old man mean is that he wants to bribe the people in the heavens and the people in the underworld?
"hiss"
Zhang Qingyun gasped, if ordinary people were fooled by him like this, it's really hard to say, with such a tall man, there is no guarantee that he will be deceived.
"How about it?"
Yu Wenjian triumphantly said, "Are you afraid? Let me tell you, there are people in the sky who specialize in managing your destiny, and there are people in the underground who control your life and death. Their appetites are very big. Don't look at your thousand 860 six In fact, I only got a fraction."
a fraction?
That's a lot!
860 six, is it still small?
It's much better to fool around a few times a month than to find a place to work.
"You must think that I took 860 six."
Yu Wenjian's face was full of helplessness and frustration: "You don't understand the greed of these people, even if it's 880, I'll just take a fraction of 88. With your little money, I'm sure no one will raise their eyes, no I’m willing to show you your fate, but I won’t do anything for you.”
This old man really has a good mouth.
Obviously, this is asking him to increase the price!
One thousand 860 six, he too little
"But big brother, don't worry, we are old in the sky and on the ground, and we still know some people. They will give me some noodles. You take 860 six, and I will cover this matter."
Well, I was a little lacking in confidence just now, and now I am starting to take care of everything.
Yu Wenjian's voice changed: "However, I always want to save face, but they also have rules and regulations. I'm afraid that when the time comes, they will only show you trivial things."
Zhang Qingyun really almost couldn't hold back, he really wanted to kick him.
"Actually, eight thousand eight eight eight eight, this package is a complete set."
Yu Wenjian looked up at the sky. In fact, his face was already full of joy. He quickly restrained his smile: "Let me introduce to you their different price packages. For example, the package of 660 six includes only one set , but this set will show the blessings and misfortunes of your life, and each blessing and misfortune is actually displayed separately, and it is still random."
"I'm not sure, it's just to show that it's as simple as when you go to the bathroom."
This old guy is quite eloquent.
"With the six thousand six hundred and sixty-six package, your fate begins to spread around again, such as adding a fortune, adding a lot of children and good luck."
"As for the package of 880, Yuelao will personally help you pull the red thread and link the marriage. Chang'e will personally guide you in your dreams, and there will be the seal of the Jade Emperor Jade Seal, and all the gods will make way for you to see All the blessings and misfortunes of your life."
Fudge, you continue to fudge
How poor is Tianting, how do you like this thousand people?
For a few thousand yuan, all the gods in the heaven gave way, and they could see their own blessings and misfortunes.
After all, this old man just wanted Zhang Qingyun to add money.
Pindao believes you a ghost. Now Zhang Qingyun understands, this old man doesn't understand fart, the only thing he is proficient in is fooling.
The poor and the lowly, grind their teeth with him.
Zhang Qingyun put the money back silently, his face darkened.
When Yu Wenjian saw Zhang Qingyun put the money back, he didn't think Zhang Qingyun put the money back at first, he thought Zhang Qingyun was adding money.
But after waiting for a while, Yu Wenjian noticed something was wrong.
"Brother, what do you mean?"
Didn’t it come to an end, one thousand 860 six: “You don’t have enough money, right? In fact, I can try it for one or two hundred yuan, so I can barely calculate it for you.”
"Pin Dao doesn't plan to forget it."
At first, he thought that Yu Wenjian knew at least a little bit, so Zhang Qingyun was idle and bored, seeing what he could come up with.
现在
This guy ran the train with his mouth full, trying to fool him.
It would be a fool to give him money at this time.
"Brother, you are still a boy."
Yu Wenjian looked at his face carefully.
Zhang Qingyun raised his eyebrows, he had only heard that a woman loses her virginity, and a seasoned old lady can see through it at a glance.
But men can see it too?
It's only with vicious eyes that you can see through it at a glance.Unless one knows the magical powers and sees Yang Yuan at a glance, one can judge whether it is a boy or not based on whether the Yang Yuan has been released.
This method is often used by Zhang Qingyun, and he is familiar with it.
But Yu Wenjian... he has a pair of eyes?
Yu Wenjian, who didn't practice Taoism before, is Hui Guang, who has some skills.
Now, this kind of wisdom has been introverted, or disappeared.
"Don't believe me."
Yu Wenjian chuckled: "A boy's eyebrows are narrower, and a real man's eyebrows are wider. Isn't there a saying that a boy's eyebrows are narrow and narrow, and he is flustered when he is in trouble. A man's eyebrows are wide and wide , a pair of shoulders can reach the sky. Brother, the distance between your eyebrows is a bit narrow"
If Zhang Qingyun was dumbfounded and told nonsense with his eyes open, if Yu Wenjian dared to say that he was second, no one would dare to say that he was number one.
Look at the distance between the eyebrows.
"Also, it is said that the young Yintang does not show his fate, so his eyebrows cover his whole life."
There is some truth to this sentence, which is the correct answer.
Forehead.
Zhang Qingyun shook his head slightly, and was led into a ditch by Yu Wenjian.
"Big brother, knowing the past is not magical, but predicting the future is a skill. Well, you are also in short supply. 200 yuan is 200 yuan. How about I do the math for you?"
This old fool will not let go of 200 yuan.
Zhang Qingyun shook his head: "The poverty is only 200 yuan for living expenses, and if I give it to you, there will be nothing to eat or drink."
"Forehead"
so poor?
Guarding such a large yard, if it is rented out, wouldn't it be a fortune?
This yard, at least several hundred million.
No money?
Liar?
"Hey"
Yu Wenjian was sad and pitiful: "It's really not possible. If the old man doesn't take money, it's considered as making friends. I'll tell you a fortune."
Just now Zhang Qingyun wanted to do a fortune telling and try this old man's ability.
Don't count now, Zhang Qingyun has already seen clearly that this old guy is just a parallel importer with no ability at all.
But Yu Wenjian, in a hurry to show off, took out three coins and started throwing them away.
Zhang Qingyun twitched his lips. The six-line fortune-telling in the eight classics is serious, and the heaven and the earth are respected first. This old guy is thrown away. Fortunately, the way of heaven is gone, otherwise the old guy's life will definitely drop sharply.
With a thought, the corners of Zhang Qingyun's mouth curled up.
Yu Wenjian tossed the copper coins a few times, and his face became more and more unhappy.
He rubbed his eyes and threw it a few times. He knew a little bit. When he was idle and bored and couldn’t make progress in scientific research, he read books on this kind of thing and learned a lot.
But
Don't do calculations this time, after throwing it a few times, there is a voice in his heart: "He is your father"
Yu Wenjian raised his head abruptly, his face full of surprise.
Frowning, throwing it again several times, the voice in my heart is still reminding: "He is your father"
Yu Wenjian was a little confused, when did he reach this state?
Looking at Zhang Qingyun, Yu Wenjian's tone was faint, as if he was questioning that the voice in his heart was not speaking to Zhang Qingyun: "Is he my father?"
In his heart, the voice was still there, and Yu Wenjian stared in confusion: "Are you my father?"
(End of this chapter)
"What?"
Yu Wenjian's face was full of vigilance.
I kept calling you big brother, and I got close to you, why did you inquire so carefully?
have a thought?
Zhang Qingyun rolled his eyes, this old guy's brain circuit is too abnormal.
You discuss indecent topics with him, and he confides in you.If you talk about a serious topic, this old man will be full of vigilance.
Zhang Qingyun smiled: "You can know up and down for 1000 years, then...you can help me measure my fortune and misfortune."
"hey-hey."
Yu Wenjian suddenly became a little happy: "Brother, you and I haven't opened the market yet, so you just give me money and take care of my business like this. No wonder everyone says that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. Look at my neighbors." Relatives, they don’t help each other as much as neighbors like us.”
"Um"
Zhang Qingyun nodded: "If you look down and don't see you, it's only natural to help each other. Then, can you help me take a look?"
Yu Wenjian's eyes were full of smiles, and he stretched out a finger.
It would be foolish not to do a door-to-door business.
Zhang Qingyun immediately understood, and took out 100 yuan: "This, I understand."
He really understands that this old man is pretending to be reserved.
As the saying goes, the master does not talk about gold and silver, but a finger is the heart.
I gesture, you understand.
If you give less, I will remind you, if you give too much, I will not tell you.
Those who give too little are those who have no money, and those who give too much are rich.
This is a science.
Yu Wenjian frowned, with a displeased expression on his face: "Big brother, Ming people don't talk dark words, we are all from the village, and I, Lao Yu, am a real person. As long as you open your mind, your wishes will come true, 100 The yuan is not enough and I was backlashed to buy nutritional products. I am leaking the secret."
His skin twitched, this old guy is so shameless.
How much does Pindao predict misfortune and fortune?
Pindao said that it is a lifetime to see with both eyes. Zhang Qingyun took out another 100 yuan, and Yu Wenjian shook his finger: "Know 500 years before and 500 years later, don't take money."
Quite confident.
Zhang Qingyun was also curious about whether Yu Wenjian was really capable, and said, "You can tell the exact amount by yourself."
"I'm a more emotional person."
Yu Wenjian's face is full of seriousness, and he has the awe-inspiring sense of righteousness that I can do for my friends: "For strangers, I open my mouth and say eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight."
Zhang Qingyun's pupils shrank.
This number is quite auspicious, just looking at the price figure, Zhang Qingyun has already concluded that this old product is definitely a scam.
And, really greedy.
More than 8000!
Pindao took a look at the past and present life, but he didn't dare to open his mouth like a lion. Did he look at Pindao being honest and easy to bully, deliberately tricking me?
"Between us brothers, don't see each other. I don't want you eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight, and I don't want you six thousand sixty-six. I only want you one thousand eight hundred and sixty-six?"
how about it?
This old guy is also obviously lacking confidence.
"The price is a bit high."
Zhang Qingyun pondered for a while: "I hope you can be worth the price."
"wrong!"
Yu Wenjian stood with his hands behind his back, looking down at Zhang Qingyun: "I am definitely worth the price. At this time, it depends on whether you are worth the price. If it is not accurate, it is because I leaked too many secrets and the price you gave is too high." Big Brother Low, you should understand that in this era, life in heaven and earth is not rich."
What do you mean?
Zhang Qingyun's face was full of surprise. Hearing what this old man said, there are other people taking commissions and kickbacks for this money?
"I think you should understand."
Yu Wenjian pointed to the sky, then pointed to the ground: "I'm leaking the secret. To put it bluntly, this is a business struck by lightning. Besides saving some money for myself, we also have partners. I This is just a collection, to earn some hard work, but the bulk is given to others, and you should also give this to those who specialize in managing your past and present lives."
Yu Wenjian twirled his thumb, middle finger and index finger, which is the movement of twiddling money.
What does this old man mean is that he wants to bribe the people in the heavens and the people in the underworld?
"hiss"
Zhang Qingyun gasped, if ordinary people were fooled by him like this, it's really hard to say, with such a tall man, there is no guarantee that he will be deceived.
"How about it?"
Yu Wenjian triumphantly said, "Are you afraid? Let me tell you, there are people in the sky who specialize in managing your destiny, and there are people in the underground who control your life and death. Their appetites are very big. Don't look at your thousand 860 six In fact, I only got a fraction."
a fraction?
That's a lot!
860 six, is it still small?
It's much better to fool around a few times a month than to find a place to work.
"You must think that I took 860 six."
Yu Wenjian's face was full of helplessness and frustration: "You don't understand the greed of these people, even if it's 880, I'll just take a fraction of 88. With your little money, I'm sure no one will raise their eyes, no I’m willing to show you your fate, but I won’t do anything for you.”
This old man really has a good mouth.
Obviously, this is asking him to increase the price!
One thousand 860 six, he too little
"But big brother, don't worry, we are old in the sky and on the ground, and we still know some people. They will give me some noodles. You take 860 six, and I will cover this matter."
Well, I was a little lacking in confidence just now, and now I am starting to take care of everything.
Yu Wenjian's voice changed: "However, I always want to save face, but they also have rules and regulations. I'm afraid that when the time comes, they will only show you trivial things."
Zhang Qingyun really almost couldn't hold back, he really wanted to kick him.
"Actually, eight thousand eight eight eight eight, this package is a complete set."
Yu Wenjian looked up at the sky. In fact, his face was already full of joy. He quickly restrained his smile: "Let me introduce to you their different price packages. For example, the package of 660 six includes only one set , but this set will show the blessings and misfortunes of your life, and each blessing and misfortune is actually displayed separately, and it is still random."
"I'm not sure, it's just to show that it's as simple as when you go to the bathroom."
This old guy is quite eloquent.
"With the six thousand six hundred and sixty-six package, your fate begins to spread around again, such as adding a fortune, adding a lot of children and good luck."
"As for the package of 880, Yuelao will personally help you pull the red thread and link the marriage. Chang'e will personally guide you in your dreams, and there will be the seal of the Jade Emperor Jade Seal, and all the gods will make way for you to see All the blessings and misfortunes of your life."
Fudge, you continue to fudge
How poor is Tianting, how do you like this thousand people?
For a few thousand yuan, all the gods in the heaven gave way, and they could see their own blessings and misfortunes.
After all, this old man just wanted Zhang Qingyun to add money.
Pindao believes you a ghost. Now Zhang Qingyun understands, this old man doesn't understand fart, the only thing he is proficient in is fooling.
The poor and the lowly, grind their teeth with him.
Zhang Qingyun put the money back silently, his face darkened.
When Yu Wenjian saw Zhang Qingyun put the money back, he didn't think Zhang Qingyun put the money back at first, he thought Zhang Qingyun was adding money.
But after waiting for a while, Yu Wenjian noticed something was wrong.
"Brother, what do you mean?"
Didn’t it come to an end, one thousand 860 six: “You don’t have enough money, right? In fact, I can try it for one or two hundred yuan, so I can barely calculate it for you.”
"Pin Dao doesn't plan to forget it."
At first, he thought that Yu Wenjian knew at least a little bit, so Zhang Qingyun was idle and bored, seeing what he could come up with.
现在
This guy ran the train with his mouth full, trying to fool him.
It would be a fool to give him money at this time.
"Brother, you are still a boy."
Yu Wenjian looked at his face carefully.
Zhang Qingyun raised his eyebrows, he had only heard that a woman loses her virginity, and a seasoned old lady can see through it at a glance.
But men can see it too?
It's only with vicious eyes that you can see through it at a glance.Unless one knows the magical powers and sees Yang Yuan at a glance, one can judge whether it is a boy or not based on whether the Yang Yuan has been released.
This method is often used by Zhang Qingyun, and he is familiar with it.
But Yu Wenjian... he has a pair of eyes?
Yu Wenjian, who didn't practice Taoism before, is Hui Guang, who has some skills.
Now, this kind of wisdom has been introverted, or disappeared.
"Don't believe me."
Yu Wenjian chuckled: "A boy's eyebrows are narrower, and a real man's eyebrows are wider. Isn't there a saying that a boy's eyebrows are narrow and narrow, and he is flustered when he is in trouble. A man's eyebrows are wide and wide , a pair of shoulders can reach the sky. Brother, the distance between your eyebrows is a bit narrow"
If Zhang Qingyun was dumbfounded and told nonsense with his eyes open, if Yu Wenjian dared to say that he was second, no one would dare to say that he was number one.
Look at the distance between the eyebrows.
"Also, it is said that the young Yintang does not show his fate, so his eyebrows cover his whole life."
There is some truth to this sentence, which is the correct answer.
Forehead.
Zhang Qingyun shook his head slightly, and was led into a ditch by Yu Wenjian.
"Big brother, knowing the past is not magical, but predicting the future is a skill. Well, you are also in short supply. 200 yuan is 200 yuan. How about I do the math for you?"
This old fool will not let go of 200 yuan.
Zhang Qingyun shook his head: "The poverty is only 200 yuan for living expenses, and if I give it to you, there will be nothing to eat or drink."
"Forehead"
so poor?
Guarding such a large yard, if it is rented out, wouldn't it be a fortune?
This yard, at least several hundred million.
No money?
Liar?
"Hey"
Yu Wenjian was sad and pitiful: "It's really not possible. If the old man doesn't take money, it's considered as making friends. I'll tell you a fortune."
Just now Zhang Qingyun wanted to do a fortune telling and try this old man's ability.
Don't count now, Zhang Qingyun has already seen clearly that this old guy is just a parallel importer with no ability at all.
But Yu Wenjian, in a hurry to show off, took out three coins and started throwing them away.
Zhang Qingyun twitched his lips. The six-line fortune-telling in the eight classics is serious, and the heaven and the earth are respected first. This old guy is thrown away. Fortunately, the way of heaven is gone, otherwise the old guy's life will definitely drop sharply.
With a thought, the corners of Zhang Qingyun's mouth curled up.
Yu Wenjian tossed the copper coins a few times, and his face became more and more unhappy.
He rubbed his eyes and threw it a few times. He knew a little bit. When he was idle and bored and couldn’t make progress in scientific research, he read books on this kind of thing and learned a lot.
But
Don't do calculations this time, after throwing it a few times, there is a voice in his heart: "He is your father"
Yu Wenjian raised his head abruptly, his face full of surprise.
Frowning, throwing it again several times, the voice in my heart is still reminding: "He is your father"
Yu Wenjian was a little confused, when did he reach this state?
Looking at Zhang Qingyun, Yu Wenjian's tone was faint, as if he was questioning that the voice in his heart was not speaking to Zhang Qingyun: "Is he my father?"
In his heart, the voice was still there, and Yu Wenjian stared in confusion: "Are you my father?"
(End of this chapter)
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