Those years when I practiced Taoism in the magic capital

Chapter 492 Yu Wenjian's Suspicion
"Big brother, how did you do it?"

The old lady grabbed Zhang Qingyun's sleeve: "You just glanced at him, and he fucked up?"

The old lady grabbed Zhang Qingyun's sleeve as if she had found a treasure, as if Zhang Qingyun was about to fly into the sky if she let go.

"hiss"

The old lady's reaction immediately woke up the others.

"Is it really possible to just look at it and make people shit?"

So incredible!

"You really believe it?"

Zhang Qingyun glanced at the old lady beside him: "Layman, the poor Taoist is looking at you, have you fucked up?"

The old lady shook her head.

Zhang Qingyun turned his head to look at the others: "Poverty Dao is looking at you too, are you fucking shitting?"

Everyone shook their heads.

Everyone was stunned: Yes, it's also about people, why does the big fat guy just fuck the shit after being glanced at, why are we okay?

Zhang Qingyun gave them the answer: "The big fat man has his own problems, but he blamed me and caused me trouble. Think about it, if I have a look that can make a normal person shit, am I a tall man?" people?"

Everyone suddenly nodded and said: "That makes sense."

At first glance, a normal person is really going to be an expert.

At the very least, it must have special functions.

Seeing everyone's reaction, Zhang Qingyun's mouth twitched: "If I am an expert, don't you just come to look for an expert? Will I be surrounded by you? Will it cause a lot of trouble?"

With Zhang Qingyun's guidance, everyone suddenly realized again.

"That's right, he's not one of the experts in the video, that fat man, who deliberately guides our judgment!"

"Fatty doesn't have a good thing!"

"Sister, what you said just offended all the fat people. I am a fat person. Why am I not a good person?"

"Uh, I didn't mention you, don't recruit black people on yourself"

The crowd was excited, but Zhang Qingyun took the opportunity to slip into the Taoist temple and quietly closed the gate of the Taoist temple.

What's going on outside, even if you close the door, you can't hear it, so let's go.

After practicing in the Taoist temple for a while, Zhang Qingyun got up to cook.

After dinner, someone knocked on the door of the Taoist temple.

Zhang Qingyun was startled, it was the big fat man who was really fat, standing alone in the doorway, making the whole doorway look a bit small.The big fat man was still tall, and he knocked on the door with his head down.

"Is something wrong?"

Zhang Qingyun opened the door, and suddenly a strong fragrance hit his face.

The fragrance is very strong, so strong that if you take a breath of air, it seems that the air is completely replaced by the perfume and inhaled into your lungs, causing Zhang Qingyun to sneez a few times: "Master, why is it so fragrant?"

"I"

The fat man was ashamed, didn't you do this?

If it weren't for you, I'd be fucking shit, all over my body?

On this cold day, I just jumped into the river and rinsed for an afternoon before going home and changing into new clothes.But I always feel stinky all over my body, spraying my old sister's wife's perfume all over my body.

But he still felt that his body was full of stench.

The point is, the valve is malfunctioning.
"that."

Behind the fat man, a woman poked her head out.

In stark contrast to the fat man, this woman has a petite body, her height reaches the fat man's chest at most, and she is very slender. Blocked by the fat man, she does not see that there is a woman behind the fat man.
"My brother is scared out of his body by you."

Another head poked out from the other side of the fat man's body.Compared with the petite girl on the left of the fat man, this woman is slightly fatter, but compared to the fat man, she is still too slender.

"hiss"

Zhang Qingyun was surprised that there were actually two women hiding behind the fat man.
This body width.
"Hey"

The fat man's body was too wide, standing in the middle of the doorway, the two women really couldn't squeeze out.

The smaller woman slapped the fat man hard on the stomach: "Take it in."

The big fat man subconsciously held up his belly, pulled it in hard, and forced the two women to squeeze in: "Well, first of all, don't stare at us, we don't want to fuck off."

Zhang Qingyun: "???"

"Uncle."

The two women said to each other: "First of all, we want to apologize to you, I'm sorry"

On the fat face of the big fat man, there was some dissatisfaction and grievance, and he whispered: "He beat our dog first, you didn't hear, our Niuniu screamed after being beaten."

The fat man still seems very unconvinced?

Zhang Qingyun glanced at the fat man, who subconsciously lowered his head, not daring to look at Zhang Qingyun.

He has not healed his shit now, it is like this all the time, if he is looked at again, is it okay?

Simply live in the bathroom in the future, and sit on the toilet and can't come out.

"boom"

The fatter woman, the older sister of the fat man, kicked the fat man's calf hard: "Shut up!"

The petite woman is the fat man's wife, smiling all over her face: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, he just... has some small complaints."

"What exactly are you going to do?"

If you want to apologize, you need to discuss it with three people, don't make it so that you want to and I don't want to, the three of you are here to make a fuss.

"Forehead"

The petite woman made two uh-uh, and said in a low voice: "My husband was frightened by you. It seems that apart from his faults, he can't control the door, and he will pass out a little bit of poop."

Incontinent?
How could this fat man be so intimidating?

"Can you. We know you're tall"

The fat man described how Zhang Qingyun felt when he looked at him. The two women analyzed it all afternoon, and finally came to a conclusion: this is an expert!Absolute master!

Soul Attack!

Psychological attack!

"Help my husband recover from psychological trauma and soul damage."

Ah.
These two women were quite out of their minds, and they even directly guessed the main formula of the fat man's shit, which is soul attack and psychological trauma. I thought it was to teach the fat man a lesson, but I didn't expect the fat man to be so involuntary.

Once you play, you will be disabled.
"Pindao doesn't have this ability."

Zhang Qingyun shook his head and refused, this big fat man didn't bow his head to admit his mistakes, didn't realize his mistakes deeply, would Pindao help him?

"Superior."

The big fat man's elder sister was in a hurry: "We know you have a solution, so please help. I am just such a younger brother, and my parents still count on him to carry on the family. You can pay as much as you want."

Or a very rich master?
That's right, this fat man is so fat, if it wasn't for the good family conditions, he wouldn't be able to find such a slender and beautiful wife.

"It doesn't affect him either."

Zhang Qingyun swallowed the second half of the sentence, the valve of the big fat man could not be closed, when the offspring was conceived, the valve sprayed manure.
I can't imagine this picture
"There is some influence. You go to the hospital. He has an obvious leak in the tank. Go to the hospital and it can be cured."

"Snapped"

Zhang Qingyun closed the door.

As soon as the gate was closed, Yu Wenjian wobbled around and walked into the entrance of the Taoist temple: "Huh? Is there anyone?"

Yu Wenjian was taken aback for a moment, and then a lot of words and various colors floated in front of his eyes, the fat man's physical problems, etc., all appeared in front of Wenjian in the form of words.

"Again?!"

You can't play like this anymore, it's okay to make small troubles, if you make the city full of storms, everyone will know it.I am a strange person who can treat various difficult and miscellaneous diseases, why should others take me back to slice and study?

Yu Wenjian was really scared.

The hidden expert obviously wants him to take the blame, let him stand on the top of the peak and bear the pressure from all sides.

I am not fooled!
Yu Wenjian was very clear in his heart.

"Ah"

Yu Wenjian ignored the text in front of him, and looked up at the fat man: "Big brother, don't get in the way."

The fat man moved his feet, and his fat body pushed Yu Wenjian out of the doorway: "You go in."

Looking at this big fat man suspiciously, is he really so polite?

let you let you let?

"Shhhh."

Yu Wenjian sniffled: "What's the smell? It's like the mixed smell of perfume sprayed in the toilet. It's kind of disgusting."

The two women looked at each other, this matter can't be said, it's too embarrassing
Unexpectedly, Yu Wenjian struggled all over his face and gritted his teeth desperately: "Don't say it! Don't say it!"

Seeing Yu Wenjian with a hideous face, the fat man and the two women thought he was having a convulsion, so they hurriedly backed away.

It wasn't until the three of them walked away that Yu Wenjian felt a little more comfortable, and was already sweating profusely: "Shh, it's dangerous!"

Looking up and looking at the gate of the Taoist temple, Yu Wenjian hesitated again: "It always feels familiar, but it's so strange. Once I come here, I will have that kind of strange ability and supernatural power."

With burning eyes, Yu Wenjian stroked his chin: "Is this Taoist priest here who claims to be a Taoist priest the same expert?"

Yu Wenjian, who has no acquaintances in the devil city, originally wanted to chat with Zhang Qingyun, but at this moment he changed his mind: "Now, I want to find out, is this big brother the same as the expert, and have I offended you?" he?"

"Why are you always playing with me?"

(End of this chapter)