Those years when I practiced Taoism in the magic capital

Chapter 494

Bragging, so embarrassing.
When these two overlapping words are used together, a burly man suddenly appears in his mind, wearing a beauty filter or something, eating canned food in front of the camera.

The veins on Zhang Qingyun's forehead twitched, and his stomach churned.

However, these two repeated words, in the mouth of this three or four-year-old boy, made people unable to feel disgusted, but a little funny: "Little guy, what are you talking about?"

"It's embarrassing to brag."

The little boy bent over, put two small fists on his face, and pouted: "It's so embarrassing to brag"

This child shouldn't only be able to say such a word.

Zhang Qingyun felt amused, turned his palm over, and a jade talisman turned into a bird, jumping and chirping in Zhang Qingyun's palm.

The little boy was stunned: "Wow, you can do magic?"

The little boy walked very steadily, and when he came to Zhang Qingyun's side, he was not afraid of life: "Can I have a look?"

Zhang Qingyun nodded, and the bird in his hand fell into the little boy's hand.

"It's a parrot"

The little boy was pleasantly surprised: "It's not afraid of me."

"It's a parrot"

The parrot repeated this sentence in a strange tone: "It is not afraid of me."

The little boy was full of surprise: "It can talk!"

The parrot tilted its head: "Idiot, of course I can talk."

"what?"

The little boy was a little curious: "Why don't you learn how to speak from me this time?"

"Hmph, I don't study with unweaned babies"

The little boy's face turned red instantly, and he hesitated: "I'm not breastfeeding anymore, I'm a little man, I can help my mother look after the shop now!"

"Oops."

The little boy ran away with the parrot: "I ran too far, and my mother couldn't find it."

Zhang Qingyun: "???"

The poor bird. You took the poor bird away.
"Forehead"

Zhang Qingyun was a little speechless, but the little boy was very clever at last: "If you take it away, it can belong to you?"

"Forget it, it's just a jade talisman, the little baby made the poor soul pure for a moment, so let me give it back to you."

Close your eyes, and carefully appreciate the innocence brought by the little boy just now. At that moment, Zhang Qingyun felt that there was no dust in his heart, crystal clear, and his realm was steadily improving.

The starry sky in the dantian universe, the galaxy burst, turned into chaos, and merged into the infant spirit.

In the sea of ​​consciousness, laws appeared out of thin air, and gradually took shape, perfecting the new way in the heart, perfecting the laws and regulations of heaven and earth.

The primordial spirit blooms infinite light, illuminating the whole body.

"It's time to have a baby. Er."

What Zhang Qingyun means is that there should be a child by his side, and use the child's innocence and fun to wash away all the intrigues and desires brought about by the adult world in his heart.

"want children"

Tsk tsk, no matter how hard a person tries, he can't do it: "Forget about your own, and look at other people's."

After only being in contact with the little boy for a short time, Zhang Qingyun's cultivation level has improved: "The fifth realm of Yuanshen!"

Close your eyes, and carefully feel the perception of the improvement of the primordial spirit realm.

"Is it here?"

A soft voice came, and Zhang Qingyun opened his eyes, and saw the little boy, holding the parrot in his hand, being pulled by a young woman, to the door of the Taoist temple.

The young woman is exquisite in stature, not short in stature, and has a bit of heavy makeup.

The little boy pursed his mouth, nodded with tears in his eyes: "Yeah"

"This, uncle"

The young woman hesitated for a moment, and wanted to call out big brother, but Zhang Qingyun's long beard fluttered, and she felt that it would be better to be respectful: "My child is causing you trouble, the child is still young, and robbed your bird."

"Xiao Lei, quickly apologize to Grandpa!"

The young woman scolded the little boy.

Uncle, grandpa. The world appreciates the eyes, but is it true that you can't see through your original age?
"It doesn't have to be."

Zhang Qingyun waved his hand.

But the young woman refused to let go of it, the little boy let go of the parrot, and the parrot landed on Zhang Qingyun's shoulder, the little boy said aggrievedly: "I'm sorry, please forgive Xiaolei."

Zhang Qingyun said with a smile: "My parrot is cute, I played with you for a while, are you happy?"

The little boy Xiaolei nodded: "It can talk too much, grandpa, how did you train it?"

"If you treat it as a friend, it also regards you as a friend, and it can learn from you."

Bird training?

Zhang Qingyun can't, this parrot is transformed by a jade charm, so it is naturally well-behaved and sensible.

"thanks."

The young woman took the little boy and left. Not only did she have to be busy in the store, but she also ran to talk to a strange man from such a distance.

Xiaolei, a little boy, turned his head three times at every step, looking at the parrot on Zhang Qingyun's shoulder, always reluctant to part.

The parrot tilted its head: "Little kid, come to play often."

Xiaolei smiled instantly and nodded.

Xiaolei actively responded to the parrot's invitation.

It didn't take long for Zhang Qingyun to see the little guy's short legs, and he ran to the door of the Taoist temple quickly, "Little parrot?"

"Little brat."

Leaving an idea, Zhang Qingyun did not control the parrot, so the thinking of the parrot is the evolution of this idea: "Your mother is so beautiful."

"throat"

Zhang Qingyun almost didn't come up in one breath. Is this the idea of ​​turning into a bird, turning into a bird's nature?
It's so straightforward. Let alone, Xiaolei's mother is really beautiful and has a mature charm.

"Forehead"

Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, the poor way has lost his mind.

"A lot of people say that about Mom."

How can a little boy have so much dirty thinking as an adult: "There are many uncles and uncles who want to pursue my mother. Huh, those uncles are good or bad, and my mother doesn't like them."

"Hey, you are a bird, how can you tell if a person is beautiful?"

Children's thinking world jumps so fast that adults can't keep up with this speed of change.

The parrot tilted its head, shook its wings, and looked a little arrogant: "The more you see, the more you can tell the difference. Look at the men and women all over the street. They are all crooked, and there is not a single good-looking one. "

"Occasionally a good-looking one comes, which naturally makes the bird pleasing to the eye."

"They still dress so sexy, even with their sexy bodies, they can't hide the ugly flaws on their faces."

The sound of the bird was clear and clear. Although there were not many pedestrians on the street at this time, it was not too small.The bird's voice is clearly discernible, full of energy and penetrating.

The parrot was full of complaints, but it made many people on the street frown, with dissatisfaction hidden in their eyes.

None of them thought that one day, they would be despised and ridiculed by a bird.

"very scary."

The parrot trembled and landed on Xiaolei's shoulder.

Looking around made Xiaolei very uncomfortable, he subconsciously wanted to drive the parrot down, but the parrot held on tightly.

Xiaolei was also very scared, he subconsciously shrank towards Zhang Qingyun.

Everyone's eyes fell on Zhang Qingyun, and the pressure suddenly increased. Zhang Qingyun didn't expect that a bird and a kid would provoke the anger of the crowd.

"Forehead"

Zhang Qingyun smiled awkwardly: "The bird has become a spirit, don't be common sense, this bird is full of nonsense, and usually likes to talk irony."

The tense atmosphere on the street has relaxed a bit, but the parrot is still full of complaints: "Hmph, a person looks like a dog, he is so open-minded, and he knows as much as a bird like me, so that's what he wants to do."

The surrounding air froze.

After being repeatedly despised and ridiculed by a bird or a beast, a pair of horrifying eyes fell on Zhang Qingyun.

"Grandpa, I'm leaving first."

Xiaolei felt a little scared, turned around and ran away.

Zhang Qingyun was extremely speechless: "It's ironic."

Regardless of whether anyone would believe this sentence, Zhang Qingyun quickly got up, carried the futon into the Taoist temple.

"Snapped"

When the door was closed, Zhang Qingyun felt that those burning eyes disappeared from his body.

"Humph"

Zhang Qingyun squeezed the parrot's body severely: "Are you still smart?"

With a flip of the palm, the parrot turned into a jade talisman.

The next day, Zhang Qingyun still appeared in front of the Taoist temple.

People come and go, what happened yesterday seems to have been turned over by people.

Sitting in front of the door all morning, Xiaolei didn't come.

A petite woman appeared in front of the Taoist temple: "Master, help me."

(End of this chapter)