Those years when I practiced Taoism in the magic capital

Chapter 514 Thank you Daoist for saving your life

Chapter 514 Thank you Daoist for saving your life
"Tears of despair, how do you take them out?"

In the room, by the bed.

Baiying's family gathered around the bed, and Baiying looked at it carefully with the jade talisman in her hand.

The tears of despair can be clearly seen in the jade talisman, and the teardrops can even rotate with the jade talisman: "Did you just fall?"

With all the ingredients in the prescription, the Bai family finally decided to give it a try.

When they didn't get the prescriptions and medicines, the family tried their best to get them.Now that they have gathered all the medicines in the prescription, they are not so convinced.

Too mysterious.

Of these medicinal materials, only snow lotus is the medicinal material, and the other three, warm and cold mud, tears of despair, and water in the clouds, are completely incompatible with medicine.

Especially, the tears of despair in the jade talisman.

It was sealed in jade, and they didn't know how to get it out.

"I remember, it seems that I want to swallow this jade together."

Bai Ying frowned. Although his mind was clear and he was over [-] years old without deafness and vertigo, he still had a vague memory of this incident after a few months.

Well, as he got older, he was no longer as flexible as a young man, and after thinking about it, he found out that he had forgotten about the use of tears of despair. He couldn't remember any information.

If his daughter hadn't come back and told him that the tears of despair had to be eaten, he wouldn't even know how to use them.

"Swallow this jade together?"

Zhang Suzhen also couldn't remember whether the mysterious priest at that time had such an explanation.

It's been too long, it's been more than nine months.

Zhang Suzhen's memory of all the previous details is also fuzzy, and she can't remember clearly.

She knows to swallow, but.
This jade is not big, but the size of half a thumb, and it is engraved with ghostly symbols.This is not the point, the point is how to swallow it?
This is not a pill, just open it for catching a cold, and swallow it as soon as you raise your neck.

Also, if this thing is really swallowed, how to take it out?
Just pass it out with poop?

This thing is indigestible.

"Try it"

After his wife reminded him, Bai Ying seemed to recall some memories.

It seems that, probably, the jade block should be swallowed together?

Glancing at her son lying on the bed, Bai Ying hesitated for a moment.

With such a fat body, so edible, a small piece of jade should be able to swallow it.

After all, a chicken leg is as big as a chicken, and my son would just stuff it in his mouth and pull it hard, leaving only the bones.I didn't see my son chewing and swallowing, and he swallowed such a big chicken leg.

Compared with chicken legs, this little piece of jade is too small.

In terms of eating, Bai Ying has great confidence in her son.

This thing, my son swallowed it without any effort at all.

Bai Ying walked to the bed and reached out to pinch Bai Gui's chin.

When you start with it, it seems that you have pinched lard, which is a little fatty.

Bai Ying was slightly taken aback, since her son was three or five years old, Bai Ying had almost no physical contact with her son Bai Gui.This is the first time in 20 years that he touched his son's chin so intimately again.
This feeling. Even at an advanced age, Bai Ying still has the urge to hit someone.

It's completely grown into a piece of fat
Greasy.

"dad"

Bai Gui was so fat that his eyes could hardly be seen to be open.

Being pinched on the chin, Bai Gui was inexplicably shy.

Bai Ying was taken aback, her son's eyes were clearly open, but he gave the illusion of resting with closed eyes: "Don't talk."

"What are you doing?"

Bai Gui's fat face could no longer make any unnecessary expressions, and looked a little dull and numb.

Too fat, and Bai Gui's face is several times bigger than normal people's. Maybe it's because the area is too big, and the brain commands can't control such a large area of ​​the face?
Hmm, it's really possible.

After all, there are too few facial muscles that the brain can control, and Bai Gui has only fat on his face, and the proportion of muscles is too small.

"Give you something good to eat."

Bai Ying chose to hide kindly.

"Oh"

Bai Gui remained silent, as long as it was food, it didn't matter to him what it was, as long as it could fill his stomach.

"what"

Bai Gui opened his mouth cooperatively.

Bai Ying felt that when her son opened his mouth, it was like a piece of fat had opened a hole, which was a bit disgusting.

In any case, this is his own son, Bai Ying resisted the urge to hit someone, and put the jade block into Bai Gui's mouth.

Now, he also has a feeling, as if his son returned to his childhood, when he fed his son, it seemed that he was waiting to be fed, with his mouth open, waiting for his mouth to eat and drink.

With his mouth closed, Bai Gui did not see any swallowing movements. The moment he closed his mouth, Bai Gui asked, "What is this thing? It's cool and hard."

Bai Ying: "???"

Zhang Suzhen: "???"

Bai Xi: "???"

Just swallow it?
So fast?
There is no time for people to react at all, and Baigui himself has no more time for reaction.

It seems that when the jade is put into the mouth, it slides directly into the stomach, without hindrance at all.

Foodie, it's really different. This kind of speed, normal people can't do it at all, only people with foodie genes can have this incredible speed.

A normal person would not be able to swallow such a large piece of jade.If you swallow hard, there will be an expression reaction.Bai Gui, it was as simple as swallowing a mouthful of air.

"dad"

Ding Xiaoman was not surprised, the family hardly took care of her husband.Not to mention small pieces of jade, such a big chicken leg, my husband easily entered his stomach as if he had no throat.

An egg is not too small, and my husband doesn't frown. Well, my husband is too fat to frown, or frowning is a luxury for my husband.

The eggs were peeled, and the husband always closed his mouth, and then opened his mouth again, and he was swallowed.

You don't need to chew the eggs, just swallow them directly, and the eggs are more than ten times bigger than this piece of jade.

"What's next?"

Ding Xiaoman was somewhat looking forward to it, but was more apprehensive.

What she expected was that this miraculous and mysterious prescription would definitely make her husband better, and she would also be able to enjoy the glory and wealth.

What's frightening is that, thinking about it afterwards, this magical and mysterious prescription, because of the water in the cloud, has raised the position, but it makes people feel unbelievable.

is it possible?
Can you lose weight?

"Give him the water of the cloud"

After all, Bai Ying is the head of the family, at this time, he needs to be calm and direct.

Bai Xi put the soda bottle to Bai Gui's mouth, and gently lifted it up
Ding Xiaoman stepped forward and sighed: "My sister is too troublesome to do this, let alone this small bottle, even if it is a bucket, Agui can drink it in one breath and within three seconds."

As soon as I lifted the bottle, I only heard a "gudong".

the bottle is empty
Bai Xi's face was full of confusion, which completely violated the common sense of physics.

Even though they were siblings who grew up together, Baixi never took care of his younger brother.

Logically speaking, this soda bottle is the same as a beer bottle. The mouth of the bottle is so small that even if the mouth of the bottle is turned upside down vertically, it will take a few seconds for the water in the bottle to be completely poured out.

But
Such a bottle of water is empty in just a blink of an eye, a second at most.
My younger brother has reached such a state of eating and drinking water?
Can it be done to the point of violating the common sense of physics?
Is this the water flowing out by itself, or is it because my younger brother is so good at absorbing kung fu?

When Bai Xi was in a daze, Bai Ying had ordered someone to bring in the warm and cold mud, and someone began to smear the warm and cold mud on Bai Gui's body.

Bai Gui has a huge body, with a front face, it took him half an hour to apply it evenly.

Baiying called a lot of people, twenty of them, to help Bai Gui turn over. Finally, it took an hour, the back and the whole body were covered with warm and cold mud.

Next.
It was the talisman seal given by the mysterious Taoist priest, which came in handy.

"All stand back."

After thinking for a while, staring at the jade talisman in her hand, Bai Ying felt that it was useful or not.

If it works, will there be any surprises.

With Bai Ying's order, everyone retreated.

But seeing the helpers just now, Bai Ying decided that it is better not to let others know the secret of her son's weight loss: "Everyone has worked hard, Suzhen, bring everyone to the living room for tea."

After decades of husband and wife, Zhang Suzhen instantly understood her husband's intentions.

Although she was worried about her son and wanted to see that the prescription worked, Zhang Suzhen took everyone to the living room.

After everyone left, Bai Xi hid outside the door, looking at her daughter-in-law who was also hiding outside, Bai Ying ordered: "Xiaoman, come here"

Handing the jade talisman to Ding Xiaoman, Bai Ying said: "Dad is old and his hands and feet are not flexible. If there is an accident, there is no time to react. You are still young and quick to react. This thing is for you to use."

Ding Xiaoman really wanted to translate and rolled his eyes, and he greeted Baiying's ancestor in his heart.

The fool also understands that Bai Ying doesn't know whether this thing is safe or not, so let her do the experiment, no, be a scapegoat
This old thing is afraid of death
The life of a daughter-in-law is worthless, after all, she has a foreign surname and is an outsider.

Well, that's about it.

"dad"

Ding Xiaoman had no way to refuse.

The one lying on the bed was her husband. As it should be, she should also bear certain risks.Moreover, as a daughter-in-law, a woman who has not yet given birth to a cub, all happiness comes from her husband.

Especially in this kind of rich and wealthy family, if the husband is gone, all the happiness comes from the in-laws. At this time, they must not offend the in-laws. Even if they are dissatisfied, they must behave well at this time: "How to use it?"

"it's actually really easy."

Although her words were simple, Bai Ying still thought about it for a while.

Older, deaf and blind, but memory is not as good as young people.

Bai Xi sees everything in his eyes, his father's patriarchal thinking is too serious.Daughter and daughter-in-law are not human beings, and they are not valued at all.For example, in this adventure, fortunately, there are brothers and daughters-in-law at the front.

Well, they were originally a family, and I was the outsider.

In fact, Bai Xi had no extra thoughts, she really hoped that her brother would get better.With his father's temperament, if his younger brother is gone, he will choose the closest family member in the group to inherit the property, and he will not let her inherit the family business.

Therefore, Baixi never expected to have her share in the family business.

In fact, if her younger brother is alive, she will benefit the most.

How easy is it?
Ding Xiaoman waited calmly.

Bai Ying thought for a while, and a smile gradually appeared on her face: "Say it directly: Chi."

"Ok?"

With this shout, it seemed that the rules were surging, and the rules came into being, and the jade talisman in the hands of the inexplicable Ding Xiaoman directly turned into powder.

Their brilliance, which is hard to see with the naked eye, submerged into Fatty Bai Gui's body.

"This"

Bai Ying was a little dazed.

There is no danger at all, thanks to him making a prediction in advance to rule out the danger.

Finally, a loneliness came. The jade talisman was broken, and there was no response.

"Hum."

The reaction came, and the fat man moaned. His fat body trembled for a while.

"Agui?"

Son looks so miserable?

Bai Ying still loves her son very much, after all, she is the only heir, Bai Ying's pampering to her son is beyond imagination, almost in the palm of her hand.

This seemingly painful sound made Bai Ying's heart immediately twitch.

He stepped out a few times, and came to the bed at a speed beyond this age: "What's wrong with you? Is it uncomfortable, is it painful, isn't it?"

"dad."

Bai Gui's obese body was still shaking: "I'm so comfortable."

Bai Ying: "???"

Ding Xiaoman: "???"

Bai Xi: "???"

So comfortable?
It's so comfortable. Why do you make such a sound?

Seems like you're in a lot of pain?
It was like being pricked with a needle.

Just when he was about to ask a question, Bai Ying suddenly saw that his son's obese body covered in warm and cold sea mud had a layer of grease coming out. No, it was spraying out streaks of grease.
These oils are sprayed from the sweat pores
As thin as a needle and thread, it looks like a balloon filled with water. A needle pokes out countless needle holes and spews water out. The son’s body sprays oil like an oil well on the ground, and oil is sprayed out.
The fat is milky yellow.
In an instant, the son's body and the bed were covered with this greasy milky yellow slurry
"puff"

A fart sound, a little stuffy
But the fat body of the big fat man is like a balloon being lifted by a fountain, and the waist of the big fat man straightened up at an incredible speed.
Immediately afterwards, the milky yellow oil splashed around like a goddess scattering flowers.

"Snapped"

Because the distance was too close, Baiying sprayed the milky yellow grease all over her face and body.

Bai Ying grinned, full of ecstasy: "This is the fastest way to lose weight?"

All the fat from the whole body is overflowing?

But immediately Baiying was very worried: "What if it goes too far."

The body fat was drained. Wouldn't my son be finished?
Bai Ying just stood by the bed, staring at the fountain on Bai Gui's body.
Slowly, the grease trickled down from the bed and onto the floor. As it flowed away, Baiying felt her feet were slippery and greasy. When she lowered her head, she saw that the grease beside the bed had reached his ankles.
Since the weather is not cold, it is still early autumn at this time, and the dripping oil did not solidify immediately, and dripped out of the room
"Oh my God."

Ding Xiaoman exclaimed, she looked at the bed in disbelief, and looked at her husband. As the fat gushed out, it was like a piece of fat was put into a high-temperature pot to refine the oil. The fat became smaller and smaller, and the fat will be extracted.
On the bed, my husband's body gradually shrunk
Yes, it's full of shrinks.

You know, even if you lose weight with great perseverance, if such a fat man loses fat, his skin will still be loose. However, as the oil gushes out, the body of the big fat man on the bed seems to shrink, and the skin followed by shrinking
The skin was still so taut at a speed visible to the naked eye, and Bai Gui's body gradually became slender.

Because of being too fat, Bai Gui lay on this bed, and the fat dripped from the bed. Now, you can see the edge of the bed. You can see the edges on both sides of the bed
Fat man no, Agui really lost weight? !

"Will he die?"

This kind of weight loss effect is very good, but can people bear this speed of weight loss?
You must know that fat stores energy, and only by burning calories can it achieve the effect of weight loss. That is, the burning of heat energy leads to the reduction of body fat
This method of fat gushing.
Is this treating people as fat?

Ding Xiaoman raised his heart again. He was afraid that after Bai Gui lost weight successfully, he would turn out to be a cold corpse.

"Oh my God"

Zhang Suzhen, who took back her husband's intention, sent the guests and the nanny away one by one, and came to her son's bedroom in a hurry.
As soon as she arrived at the door of her son's room, she saw streaks of fat flowing out of the room like small rivers. It was like fat extracted from fat meat. Before it was about to solidify, it showed a milky yellow color.
"This is."

When carefully avoiding the door full of fat and stretching her head to look into the room, Zhang Suzhen couldn't hold back, and exclaimed: "This is... Agui, are you alright, Agui?"

Here they are shouting, Bai Gui on the bed has lost several laps of weight.

He got up directly from the bed and laughed loudly: "It's so comfortable, so comfortable."

However, when he stood up, the fountain of fat on his body was like a waterfall, enveloping Bai Ying in it.
The whole family was stunned, looking at the fat man who was covered in sea mud and gushing out fat, and his sagging belly was shrinking at a speed visible to the naked eye.
The fat all over his body disappeared in an instant.
Fatty no, Bai Gui just stood in the room like this. In just ten minutes, his body that originally weighed more than 1000 jin was now less than [-] jin.
1.9 meters tall, two hundred catties is no longer considered fat
Fat gushes slowly stop
The whole house is messy, full of fat and oil.
In the Taoist temple, Zhang Qingyun seemed to have a feeling, and made a formula with both hands: "Stop."

If it continues, the fat man will turn into a mummified corpse. It seems that his eyes can see through countless distances, and when he sees the fat man who is losing weight, Zhang Qingyun's mouth twitches: "This is a normal figure."

In the morning, practice is over.

Zhang Qingyun, as usual, first had morning class and had breakfast.

After observing the gate of the Taoist temple for a while, he carried the futon and went out: "Pindao has a shadow in his heart, and those two women have successfully made Pindao fearful."

Well, it's not other fears, but that the entangled Pindao doesn't want to face it.

Yes, facing Ma Lingyu and Qiao Yan, Zhang Qingyun didn't want their memories to revive.

People come and go, and the pedestrian street is still in a hurry.

Day after day, year after year: "Unknowingly, Pingdao has been like this for several years. The pedestrian street has not changed, but the people have changed."

Among these crowds, I don’t know how many people have changed. People who have walked here before may be difficult to see here: "After all, this is just a part of life's dream."

Working part-time cannot last forever.

People, after all, they still have to go home.

The faces I used to know are no longer seen here.

Among the crowd, a tall, handsome, slightly fat young man gradually approached the Taoist temple.When the young man saw Zhang Qingyun, he bent his legs abruptly and knelt in front of Zhang Qingyun: "Thank you, Daoist, for saving your life."

(End of this chapter)

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