Jiayou fun things

Outside the net formed by knives, a seven or eight feet long flying boat shaped like a flying fish floated in the air, only a dozen feet above the ground.

The material of this flying boat is clear, like glass and fog shadows are condensed by skillful hands.People with average cultivation levels will ignore the existence of this flying boat even if they are within a few feet away.

A dozen or so men dressed in Dao Qiqiqi's uniform body and black tight-fitting leather jackets with light scale patterns stood expressionlessly under the flying boat, staring blankly at the gleaming net.

They are like knives, their faces are pale, lifeless, stiff and numb like zombies, and they have a bleak atmosphere of "life is extremely boring, and the world is not worth nostalgia", which makes people feel that they may draw out their knives at any time , The strange feeling of wiping your neck to death.

They stayed here quietly, and after a long, long time, a man said quietly: "Your Excellency, send a message to ask Seventh Brother to go back with the iron needle and wait for someone's head and human skin... It's getting late."

After a while of silence, another man said coldly: "What's the matter with love? Seventh brother got interested and wanted to kill for a longer time. Would you persuade me? Shall I persuade you? Will it work?"

The man before frowned: "I'm afraid that the adult will take the opportunity to make trouble... Woman, alas!"

The other man folded his hands in front of his chest, with an inexplicable sense of desolation and desolation, and said indifferently: "Looking for opportunities to make trouble, what can we do? Anyway, we can't die, we can't live, that's the way it is? What if?" What can she do to us completely... It's a good thing, we have to thank her!"

The eyes of a group of men shifted, and there was a slight emotional change on their faces.

They didn't know what weird and funny things they thought of, and they laughed 'chi chi chi' at the same time.The man who spoke first laughed in a low voice: "Tell me, if Seventh Brother took the heads of those dudes back after a few months this time, would this lord be mad at him? "

Another man said quietly: "I don't know if I will be mad. But, tell me, if Seventh Brother really delays for too long this time, how will she attack us? Skinning? Lingchi? Bone breaking? Heart-piercing? Oops, I’ve tried all kinds of torture... I can’t think of anything new for a while.”

Another man licked his lips, trembling slightly, with a strange flush on his face: "Maybe, she will give alms and kill us alive? Hey, hey, she looks better than a brothel." Those girls in the movie are quite attractive... especially if she is delicate and fleshy, if you can mess with her a thousand or eight hundred times..."

The man who spoke first glanced at his companion present, "Why don't you try and attack her? Uh, let's work together, can we imprison her while she's not paying attention, and then commit crimes like this?" a handful?"

A man shook his head lightly: "The next one is the one above? This is not considered... We are not her direct subordinates, we are just lent to her for use... Uh, but, these years, I have not had much interest in female sex, but For her... It seems that there is still a little bit of excitement."

"It's better to act than to be moved!" The man who suggested first coughed heavily: "Then let Seventh Brother delay a little longer? Let her get angry, and then, hey, hey... Even if the following offenses are committed, no matter how bad it is, it can be broken." To what extent?"

A strange flush appeared on the faces of more than a dozen men at the same time.

They are like a group of old zombies who have been lying in coffins for tens of thousands of years. They are suddenly stimulated by external forces, and the vitality in their bodies has recovered a little bit.With evil desires, strange and exciting thoughts churning in their minds, their bodies trembling slightly, you and I said a word, in a very plain and ordinary tone, telling about all kinds of dirty, indecent, and serious people who can't bear it. , let alone the dirty words that come to mind.

None of this is a group of people.

They're not even 'reasonable intelligent beings'.

They give people the impression that they are completely imprisoned by unpredictable forces, always on the verge of losing control, but imprisoned in a mold by inexplicable forces, and everything is incapable of autonomous 'humanoid tools'.

These 'tools'...have lost all 'humanity', and no one knows what terrible things they will do next moment, what twisted thoughts they will have... This is their scariest thing.

'confusion'.

'chaos'.

'Unpredictable'.

'ignorance'.

Like the knife Qi Qiqi in the net, he giggled, and forcibly dragged the bone demon with several bone claws that penetrated his body, and rushed towards Lu Bi step by step.

"Come on, come on, die, die!"

"Kill me, or I'll kill you!"

"Hee hee hee!"

"Monk, monk, among these people, is there anyone you are related to? Is there someone you love? Is there someone you care about? Is there anyone? Tell me, tell me... Hee hee, I'm killing you Before, I will use my method to kill them first!"

The Bone Demon attacked Dao Qiqiqi crazily.

The sharp, sharp bone claws bombarded Dao Qiqiqi crazily. His heart, lower abdomen, neck, and other fatal points were all penetrated again and again, and his flesh and blood were smashed to pieces. Plasma and brains were like cheap swill, and were thrown far, far away with the violent bombardment of the bone gods and demons.

Twisted and evil vitality filled Dao Qiqiqi's thin body. His body was destroyed again and again, and then the flesh and blood wriggled rapidly, and his body healed and recovered again and again.Even though these bone gods and demons bombarded him with all their strength, and let the bone Buddha flames burn wildly, the flesh and blood on his body were cut off and burned layer by layer, and then re-grow again and again.

"You, immortal body?" Lu Qi frowned and looked at Dao Qiqiqi who was getting closer.

"Yeah, an immortal body!" Dao Qiqiqi looked at Lu Yu with a distorted face, and he hissed with a laugh: "Hey, are you envious? Are you jealous? You want it, give it to you...here You... as long as you can take it, I will give it to you!"

"Ka, kaka, kaka! Immortal body, immortal, how wonderful, how many people envy and hate! If you can take it away, I will give it to you, my life, my soul, I give you everything I have!"

"Hey, but you are useless, you are a waste, you lowly monk, you bloody bastard..." Dao Qiqiqi began to curse Lu Qi with all kinds of obscenities, his words were vicious At this place, everyone who heard his words, from the Zhou clan to ordinary private soldiers and strong men, were all dumbfounded...

How depraved, how distorted, how cruelly abused and ruthlessly tortured souls are needed to pour out from that mouth that looks like a human being?

Without the dirtiest, filthiest, and darkest encounters in the world, how could Dao Qiqiqi accumulate so many incredible filthy words in his heart?So many vile and nasty curses?
Dao Qiqiqi approached Lu Yu step by step.

Blood splattered all the way, flesh and blood flew everywhere... He tilted his head, smiled crazily and hysterically, cursed crazily and distortedly, and let the bones of gods and demons cling to his body, tearing and burning crazily, But there was nothing he could do to get him, and he couldn't stop him at all.

"Are you an immortal body made with the help of external forces?" Lu Qi looked at Dao Qiqiqi with great interest.

The state of this guy is not right.

Such a crazy way of fighting, even the most insane Dharma guardian monks in Liangyitian Buddhism, did not do this.Even if the King Kong is not bad, even if the golden body is immortal, when it encounters an attack, it will subconsciously dodge, and subconsciously use magical powers and spells to defend...

Dao Qiqiqi behaved like this, it was clearly a fight, it was clearly a broken jar, it was clearly... a broken brain!
The immortal body cultivated by the serious family, the more difficult it is to obtain the Tao fruit after experiencing many calamities, the more it will cherish and cherish it, so that it will not do anything reckless like Dao Qiqiqi.

And this side of the world, the avenues of the world, and the inspirations of the world are so precious and rare.

Without the corresponding authority, it is impossible to mobilize the Dao and the slightest bit of inspiration... Is it so easy to recover from the physical damage?
Dao Qiqiqi's body continued to heal, showing that it was abnormal.

"Yeah, it's an immortal body bestowed by external forces!" Dao Qiqiqi had already walked under the giant car where Lu Yu was, he raised his head, looked up at Lu Yu, and hissed with a smile: "Do you want it? ? Hee, if you want it... let me think about it, let me think about it, how can I get it for you?"

Lu Wei shook his head.

Seeing Dao Qiqiqi's insane behavior like a devil, no matter how good his so-called immortal body is, Lu Yi will not be blessed to accept it.

Dao Qiqiqi sighed, the scimitar around him slowly spun, and a large piece of light swept across the sky, cutting off the long knives in the hands of Zhou Laodao and others who came up from all around. There were a large number of thin knife marks on his body that reached deep to the bone.

A large group of soldiers roared, screamed in pain, staggered, and retreated in embarrassment covered with blood and pieces of flesh.

Dao Qiqiqi giggled, his body swayed violently, and abruptly took the many bone gods and demons clinging to his body, jumped up tens of feet high, and abruptly jumped in front of Lu Ni, staring straight at Lu Wu: "Now... let me think about it, how can I concoct you?"

He suddenly remembered what he said to Lu Qi before, and he said in a hurry: "Uh, how about you point it out first, among so many people, there is always you who care about, miss, love, and dote on you. Are you reluctant to let them die?"

Panting, Dao Qiqiqi laughed and said: "Call them out, let me kill them slowly in front of you, let you see something new, watch a lively scene, and finally slowly, little by little Wouldn't it be good to kill you..."

Lu Yu was about to speak, when suddenly his whole body was shaken.

He was embedded in the flesh and blood of his chest, and the five small 'eggs' transformed by the five uncles released a faint warmth at the same time, and began to rapidly suck the blood in Lu Qi's body.

Lu Yan let out a muffled snort, and the world's inspiration rolled around him. Loulan's deputy town seal Yinxi mobilized the heaven and earth's inspiration, and it kept pouring into his body, quickly replenishing his blood energy consumption.A piece of flesh on his chest became transparent, emitting strange lights of five colors. Accompanied by low-pitched or high-pitched screams, this piece of flesh and blood squirmed for a while, and five small heads came out from under his flesh.

Dao Qiqiqi closed his mouth, and looked at the five distinctive, finger-sized heads on Lu Qi's chest in surprise.

Qilin, Qinglong, Suzaku, Xuanwu, Baihu...the five are small and delicate, their eyes are blurred, and their little heads, which obviously haven't woken up from the lethargy, look so cute.

But in an instant, the bird head that was burning with a faint red flame suddenly raised its head, its eyes widened, and it stared straight at Dao Qiqiqi screamed, "Damn it... Where did such an ugly guy come from? Why are you looking at your grandpa?"

Dao Qiqiqi opened his mouth, staring at the big parrot excitedly, hissed with a laugh: "Ha, ha ha ha, interesting, interesting... You hatched these five little things with your own flesh and blood? It can be seen, How much you cherish them, cherish them... So, I will carefully, little by little in front of you, give them to..."

What was Dao Qiqiqi still talking about, but Lu Qi couldn't care less.

With the recovery of the five uncles, a strange change occurred between Lu Yu and the five uncles.

Lu Bi used his own flesh and blood essence to 'hatch' the old man who had been severely injured before and degenerated into five eggs.In this strange world environment, or it was because of the Emperor Axe in Lu Yu's body, or it was because of the mixed beads of Taichu, or it was because of the mysterious three-eyed human figure...

Or, it is because of the superposition of these factors.

The moment the five uncles woke up, Lu Qi's whole body unexpectedly underwent a strange change.

The body is like the heaven and the earth, the five elements are self-generated, and the cycle of birth and restraint has evolved a primitive and detailed Dao of heaven and earth. Naturally, a Dao rhyme that is completely different from the outside world has grown in Lu Yu's body.

Within the range covered by this net, the invisible and traceless breeze blowing from the abyss quietly poured into Lu Yu's body... These breezes that contain the terrifying power of annihilation also contain endless power. good fortune may'.

Annihilation and good fortune.

Destroy and create.

death and birth.

This is originally the relationship between the two sides of Tai Chi.

This breeze poured into Lu Yu's body, and the heaven and earth inspiration that belonged exclusively to Lu Yu quietly burst out in his body.

Dao rhyme breeds.Brilliant.Lu Yu's body suddenly became full of vitality, and a small, small world, although weak and small, did exist, opened up in Lu Yu's body.

This small world is not restricted by the outside world at all. Although it is weak, it has its own way, its own law, and its own endless inspiration!

In Lu Qi's chaotic, cloudy, and chaotic mind, a little light flickered.A large number of memory fragments slowly floated up from the depths of his mind, and gradually merged into the cloud of light floating above his mind.

A large number of memories are recovering, the light of the soul shines on the mind, and the power of the soul continuously penetrates into the light of the soul.Lu Qi's spirit fluctuated inch by inch from the center of his eyebrows to the surroundings, and inch by inch to the surroundings.

Like an ancient volcano that had been dormant for a long time, unpredictable power revived in Lu Yu's body.

surging blood,

Mana rushes.

The vigilance and fear of Dao Qiqiqi in Lu Qi's heart suddenly faded away. He clasped his hands together and waved lightly. The 36 bone gods and demons turned into wisps of white light and dissipated, and then reunited at his fingertips. A string of Buddhist beads hung on the palm of his hand.

Dao Qiqiqi's flesh and blood squirmed rapidly, and the piercing wounds on his body disappeared without a trace in an instant.

He frowned, and looked at Lu Qi impatiently: "Why, stop fighting? Are you going to surrender? This is boring...I haven't tormented you yet, how can you give up so easily? ?”

As the power of the soul continued to recover and become stronger, the connection between Lu Yu and Hong Chentian, who was immersed in the depths of his mind, suddenly became clear and close.Accompanied by the shocking Sanskrit singing, Hongchentian rises up from the depths of Lu Yu's mind little by little, circles of grand Buddha light ripple, Hongchentian is like a fossilized lotus seed, gradually blooming vigorous spores, a piece of A piece of plump and fresh green leaves and petals kept blooming in Lu Yu's mind.

Circles of Buddha's light swayed in the world of mortals, and the Buddha kingdom that had been sealed for a long time began to slowly open.

The majestic Buddha power gushed out from the world of mortals, and amidst the Sanskrit singing, Lu Bi gradually withdrew the power he originally possessed.

What's more, this majestic Buddha power originated from the world of mortals, with the help of the seal of Loulan Deputy Township, it seemed like a lever found a fulcrum, and began to secretly pry around Lu Bi's body, which belonged to this world. , the avenue of heaven and earth imprisoned by the supreme authority.

This avenue of heaven and earth obviously has an owner.

Cooperating with Hongchentian, what Lu Bi is doing now is secretly...'stealing' it!

The world of mortals is like a newly born baby who is so hungry that he is about to faint from hunger, suddenly sees the plumpness and fairness of someone else's nurse, and opens his small red mouth, "Mum!" One mouthful is about to go up!

However, as soon as the world of mortals moved, Lu Qi only felt a burst of horror, and in the dark, the great horror of smashing the body to pieces and smashing the soul to death surged.Lu Yu tried his best, exhausted the power of his soul, and forcibly stopped Hong Chentian's instinctive greedy behavior.

It's just that Hongchentian has opened his small mouth, and Lu Yu has just recovered such a little power of the soul at this moment, and suddenly reined in the rein, and when the backlash came, blood spurted from Lu Yu's seven orifices, causing him pain. With a muffled grunt, he knelt down on the car with a bang.

Dao Qiqiqi had no idea what earth-shattering changes had taken place in Lu Yu's body. Seeing Lu Yu's seven orifices spurting blood and kneeling in front of him, he couldn't help laughing wildly: "Hahaha, you know fear? Do you know awe? How could you , Kneel down?"

"You group of lawless thief monks, you don't have the guts to dare to... and... and... and..."

Dao Qiqiqi closed his mouth and took a deep breath.

He looked down at Lu Bi who was kneeling on the ground gasping for air, and said in a deep voice, "If that's the case, I won't forgive you. Take out your bird and let me cook it!"

The scimitar slowly rotated beside him, the knife stared at the big parrot with bared teeth, trembling slightly, and couldn't wait to slice him into a plate of parrots!
Has the big parrot ever suffered such grievances?
He didn't bother to figure out where he was, and he didn't bother to figure out when and what day it was, when he opened his mouth, a bunch of slang words in the market poured out crazily.

At the same time that the big parrot opened its mouth to spit, the big yellow dog, the little green snake, the big snapping turtle, and the fat rabbit cat had already struggled to get out of Lu Ni's flesh, and quietly landed on the ground.They rolled over on the spot, reduced to the size of a foot, and bared their fangs towards Dao Qiqiqi.

Zhou Laodao led a group of clansmen, held the emperor's money, swallowed the heaven and earth inspiration in it, barely stopped the blood flow on his body, dropped the weapon that was cut off by the knife, replaced the sword, gun, sword and halberd, turned over and climbed into the car. , stepping on the roof of the car, surrounded by the knife.

Dao Qiqiqi seemed to have discovered some new continent. He left behind the big parrot that just wanted to be cut into pieces, and looked at Old Dao Zhou with a smile: "Are you so nervous? You care so much? Then, this Monk, is it very important to you?"

"Then, should I... first kill this monk in front of you? Or should I kill you in front of the monk first?"

Dao Qiqiqi scratched his head in distress.

His nails tore off the flesh on his head, and scratched his skull fiercely, making a piercing rubbing sound.Blood was flowing down his cheeks, and he, who was crazily mutilating himself, looked like a ghost at this moment!
Lu Qi panted, and slowly stood up.

In the body, the Five Elements Dao overcomes reincarnation, forming a small world of its own.

The world of mortals has been connected with the small world that has just been opened up in Lu Yu's body, and it is in harmony with the five uncles. From the sky of mortals, there are strands of meaningful avenue rhyme continuously flowing out, cast in Lu's body bit by bit.

After Lu Yu came to this world, his cultivation, which had been stagnant, began to advance by leaps and bounds.

Under the nourishment of the world of mortals and the Dao Rhyme of Heaven, during Lu Qi's breathing, his Taoism cultivation base has increased by about [-]% compared to that in Liangyitian. After a few breaths, his upper limit of Taoism has more than doubled compared to Liangyitian.

Such a rapid improvement is simply unimaginable.

But... Lu Ni raised his head, his eyes flickered with light, he looked at the avenues of heaven and earth traversing the void like giant dragons, and felt the grand avenue of heaven and earth, which was profound, unfathomable, and indescribable... He This little bit of cultivation and this bit of Taoism that has been improved is like a drop in the ocean, completely insignificant.

He let out a heavy breath, clasped his hands together, and looked deeply at Dao Qiqiqi.

"Benefactor, you have been enchanted."

"The sea of ​​bitterness is boundless, turn back to the shore!"

"Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha on the spot!"

Dao Qiqiqi grinned at Lu Yu, and once again laughed crazily: "Turn back? Let go?"

"I want it too!"

"But... come on, tell me, how to do it? How to do it?"

With a long whistle, Dao Qiqiqi held the scimitar hovering around him, and with a 'chi' sound, he slashed at the big parrot whose body was half buried in the flesh and blood of Lu Qi's chest.

"The thief bird, chop you up first!"

With a soft drink, Lu Yan brought a touch of Buddha's light on his right index finger, which turned into a glass-like clear state, and pointed towards the blade of Dao Qiqiqi.

Hearing the loud bang of 'Dangcang', sparks flew everywhere!

I went out to study two days ago, and I wore thin clothes in the early morning. In the cold wind in the early morning, I walked around the park three times. In the past two days, I came out of the bones and shivered!
The old man said, 'spring covers autumn and freezes', sincerely do not deceive me.

Everyone pay attention to keep warm, you should wear thicker clothes.