Le Yao Xiu Xian Ji

Chapter 2 Picked up a mother
"Girl, why don't you move?"

Fang Yao...

I want to move!I also want to call the police uncle and let them catch you as a bad guy.

But it doesn't work!

Even if the police uncle is amazing and can do business across planes, he might not be able to save me in time. I might as well save my energy until I die.

"Where are your parents?"

Even if I know you think I can answer you?The villain in Fang Yao's heart rolled his eyes, is there such an idiot?It's not an idiot, it's just to amuse myself on purpose.

Commonly known as teasing you.

The other party continued to talk to himself.

"It seems that you were abandoned by your parents if you don't speak. It's too miserable for the poor little one who is not wanted. It's better to die."

Fang Yao...

Labor and management are not angry, labor and management can bear it, but mP can't bear it.

"Ah ah ah ah..."

Does no one want labor and capital?Can't labor and management see the scenery here?If no one wants you, you have to die. If you are so fat, why don't you pull your belt and strangle yourself to death.

Fang Yao twisted his small body, exhausting all his strength to vent the anger in his heart, but he was so weak, his two-meter-eight aura was completely ruined by his chubby body and messy hair, leaving only a dumbass Cute.

The pure colors of the green mountains and green water set off the baby with creamy skin, An Lushan's claws are hard to control!What if you don't pinch two handfuls.

"That's right! She looks like a bad old woman at such a young age, it makes people uncomfortable to watch."

"Hey, you are really fat and tender. The taste must be very good. How about taking a bite?"

The woman's face was gloomy and cold, and the little fat person in her heart laughed out loud, how could the little brat be so funny?
Fang Yao's face turned pale, are you kidding me?

But that expression doesn't seem to be joking. With Fang Yao's adult mind, this person is very abnormal, especially now.

shit...

Thinking of that possibility, Fang Yao was so frightened that his three souls were separated from his body, and his mind was running extremely fast on how to save himself.

Crying is useless. Adults hate children crying the most. Fang Yao had a flash of inspiration and had a good idea.

No matter what emotions are brewing.

"Sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep..." He put his arms around the woman's neck shamelessly, and tried his best to keep Miss Fang alive, and let her go to hell with the lower limit of morality.

The woman's body stiffened instantly, and she had an instinct!The impulse to throw this mass of objects out, with her tenth level of Qi training, the consequences are beyond doubt, the air suddenly turned cold when the wind picked up.

Fang Yao's whole body was cold, and the villain in his heart was burnt to a crisp.

Murderous wow!

Jade Emperor Tathagata Buddha Jesus bless!You can't roll over.

Days seemed like years, and a moment seemed to have passed a lifetime. The woman held Fang Yao's small body and lifted him up a little higher to meet her at eye level, looking at those pure and harmless eyes that were as agile as a fox.

"Little girl, you were the one who recognized my mother first, and I will be your own mother in the future, you know? If you dare to be disobedient, I will cook you and eat you."

Fairy board!

He also boiled my sister, and it is not certain who will kill her when she grows up.

There were countless complaints in his heart, but Fang Yao still yelled foolishly, "Sheep, sheep, sheep..."

Although it is not on a channel, the woman is still very satisfied with this answer.

"Hahahahaha! I, Iron-armed Vajra, Lu Yuanniang, also has an offspring, so I don't have to give birth myself. It's really great."

Laughing wildly, the way the flesh was shaking, the indescribable horror, Fang Yao had no fear.

Just for the title of cheap old lady, she also wants to give her a thumbs up.

One moment he was still laughing wildly, but the next moment he stopped smiling.

What is wrong with this? It can scare people to death. Can it be normal?
"I have to give you a name, you can't call me girl girl, what should I call you?"

She didn't know where she took out a big iron hammer, and when she raised and lowered her hand, the iron hammer sank deeply into the ground.

The "rumble" felt like an earthquake erupting, which shows its weight.

Lu Yuanniang was quite proud: "How about calling it a sledgehammer? It's heavy and strong."

Fang Yao pursed her mouth, it was not only heavy and strong, it was probably not much lighter than a monkey's golden cudgel.

The two eyebrows are knotted.

There is raging anger in her eyes, if you name her Sledgehammer, she will cry for her, and you will not be called by this name if you are killed.

"Don't you like it?" From nowhere, she took out a large piece of golden metal and a piece of iron with a strange color.

"Shouldn't it be called Xuanjin? Purple iron...these all look quite hard, and they can't be ranked on the list of treasured refining materials. They are very ordinary."

"Why don't you call it a sledgehammer? You must know that my mother's sledgehammer weighs [-] catties. It is a piece of primordial crystal iron that can temper all things in the world. It is a rare and peerless weapon. The stinky girl has eyes Knowing gold and inlaid jade, it seems that you like that sour name, I will look for it for you again."

Sledgehammer is so high-end and elegant, why don't you choose that name, Fang Yao is very firm, if you insist on giving her such a name, even if you want to be boiled, you will never compromise.

Another book called Yuanzhen Cultivation of Immortals was drawn out, which looked like a novel in the world of cultivation. Lu Yuanniang didn't know that her image in her daughter's heart was somewhat disillusioned.

"Li Aotian can't do it, just hearing this name doesn't deserve a beating."

"Qin Hao can't do it either, and every day makes people have the urge to kill him. The variety of purples and reds is too vulgar, and the poetry and songs are really incomprehensible! Can it be used as a spirit stone? It's not powerful or domineering."

"This female supporting role has a good name, Leyao Leyao, you can roam the world and enjoy yourself freely, let me call you Leyao! I followed my old lady's surname Lu, so if you don't object, you can call her by that name."

Female match? ? ?

The female supporting role is the female supporting role, it is better than a sledgehammer.

Fang Yao is now called Lu Leyao, as long as it is not within Xuantie and Sledgehammer, she can accept it, there is always something wrong with Yao.

"The first name is Lu Leyao, and the nickname is Sledgehammer. A humble name is easy to support."

"Ah ah ah ah..."

All of your family are sledgehammers, and everyone within ten miles of your house is called a sledgehammer.

"Otherwise, it's better to call it Chui'er. It sounds like being called Cui'er is worthy of your girl's hypocrisy. Let me tell you that my mother's nickname is Jing Hammer, named after Hongmeng Jing Hammer. You are my mother's daughter. You are called Chui'er." Is there a problem? Push your nose on your face again, believe it or not, I boiled you?"

Lu Leyao...

People have to bow their heads under the eaves. The name is just a code name. In my previous life, there were people in my hometown who were called Gou’er Gousheng.

There is such a relationship between the two, or maybe Lu Yuanniang is a mother for the first time, and she has a little bit of motherhood (illusion), but this time there is no one hand holding Lu Leyao, and it is changed to holding Lu Leyao in her arms. , that loose bunt, billowing flesh.

There are both barriers and clinging power, and it is quite comfortable to stay, at least better than a hard carriage. Lu Yuanniang also gave her a strange fruit, the structure is somewhat similar to a coconut, and it is smaller than an adult fist. The juice flows out continuously, and the milky milky fragrance is delicious.

(End of this chapter)