Three Kingdoms: The rebellion was eavesdropped by Cao Cao
Chapter 204 See you in the toilet!Confused Liu Bei!
Chapter 204 See you in the toilet!Confused Liu Bei!
The night is dark and the wind is high!Liu Bei followed the route specified by Dong Cheng and entered the harem all the way under cover!
Liu Bei looked at the purple-red palace under the night, and couldn't help being slightly startled!
After inquiring, I found out that this is Dong Guiren's harem. Today, Dong Cheng deliberately asked Dong Guiren to invite His Majesty to sleep here!
At this time, Liu Xie was going to the bathroom in the room, and when he was dredging to the most refreshing level, suddenly there was a burst of noise from the window next to him!
"Ok?"
Liu Xie was taken aback for a moment, and just as he turned his head to look, a figure crawled in directly from the window!
"what!"
Liu Xie didn't see the face clearly, so he was so startled that his shit was cut off!
At this time, Liu Bei had one foot in the toilet and the other outside, awkwardly on the window!
The two just looked at each other like this, and the atmosphere was filled with embarrassing shit...
Oh!Keep the change, please!
When Liu Bei saw that the emperor was going to the toilet, his face turned pale in a flash, he pulled out his legs outside, and knelt down in front of Liu Xie with a plop, and he lost his voice in panic:
"Your Majesty came here rashly in the middle of the night! You disturbed Your Majesty! Please forgive me!"
At this time, ten thousand muddy horses galloped past in his heart, he really believed Dong Cheng's evil, and came in in this way.
For such a crime of disrespect, beheading the capital is not an exaggeration!What crime did he do!Follow Dong Cheng to mess around here!
"Come... come, someone! There are thorns..."
Before the guest could say anything, he realized that the person who came in from the window was very familiar. When he fixed his eyes, it turned out to be Liu Bei, and he suddenly lost his voice in surprise:
"Huang... Uncle Huang? Why are you?"
Liu Bei still buried his head in the ground, breaking out in cold sweat!
"Chen... I heard that His Majesty ordered me to enter the palace, so I came here and disturbed Your Majesty! I deserve death for my crime!"
"Oh……"
After hearing this, Liu Xie couldn't help being stunned, then suddenly remembered and said:
"I did mention something to Dong Guojiu today, but I didn't say it was tonight. Why did the emperor come to visit in a hurry tonight? Still... still using this method to see me, but is there anything important?"
Liu Bei was taken aback for a moment, looking at the bewildered Liu Xie in bewilderment, faltering and speechless, extremely nervous.
Dong Cheng said before, as long as His Majesty sees him, will he tell him the next plan?
Why looked at Liu Xie even more confused than him!
Then he faltered for more than a minute before saying:
"I heard that Your Majesty caught the wind and cold after hunting today. I am very caring and came here uninvited. Please forgive me!"
"Harmful!"
Liu Xie waved helplessly after hearing this and said with a smile:
"So it's this matter? No problem, no problem. I just want to wait a few days later for all the beauties in the city to be arranged by the selection officer and then let Cao Su and Cao Aiqing come to pick them. If he comes now and asks me to fulfill my promise, I will take it." I can’t come out, that’s why I reported my illness to the outside world, Uncle Huang is worrying too much!”
The corner of Liu Bei's mouth twitched violently, almost unable to hold back!
What kind of nonsense is this?
Seeing that he was speechless, Liu Xie seemed to think of something, and said quickly:
"Uncle! You and I don't want to look at each other like this anymore? It's embarrassing!"
After speaking, he shouted out:
"Where is Aifei?"
"My concubine is waiting outside! May I ask what's the matter, Your Majesty?" A moving female voice came from outside.
"The emperor's uncle is visiting! Offer tea to watch!"
"Uncle?" Dong Guiren was taken aback after hearing this, but immediately returned to his normal state, as if he understood something, and immediately replied: "The concubine takes orders!"
After Liu Bei heard this, he immediately stood up and bowed. He couldn't stay in the latrine for a moment. If he stayed any longer, everyone would know that Liu Bei was going to use the toilet here!
A quarter of an hour later, Liu Xie came out of the toilet!
Liu Bei got up quickly, knelt down again, was supported by Liu Xie and joked with a smile:
"Haha! Uncle Huang is indeed my own uncle. I think that when I was writing a little note, I read my father and emperor Chu Gong like this, and now I am read by my uncle again. It's so interesting!"
Liu Bei was even more ashamed by what he said, and could only laugh dryly, at a loss!
He just wants to be arranged by Liu Xie quickly, and then leave this place of right and wrong!
But at this moment, Liu Xie walked up to Dong Guiren, stroked her slightly raised belly, and said to Liu Bei with a smile:
"Uncle, do you know what this is?"
Liu Bei was taken aback when he saw this, looked at Dong Guiren who was blushing on one side, and then asked, "Could it be...a keel?"
"That's right!" Liu Xie said with a smile: "This is my own flesh and blood, Uncle Huang, you will be an uncle soon!"
Liu Bei immediately showed ecstasy, knelt on the ground and respectfully said: "Congratulations, Your Majesty! Congratulations to Your Majesty on the birth of Dong Guiren's son!"
Liu Xie smiled and helped him up again, then looked at Dong Guiren's belly and said with emotion:
"Hey! It would be great if our family could continue to live like this. To tell you the truth, Uncle Emperor, the situation has been turbulent these years, and I often have trouble sleeping and eating!"
When Liu Bei saw him so emotional, his heart was also touched a little, and his face showed indignation and sadness!
"It's all because there are more and more ambitious people in this world, and they are plotting against His Majesty's foundation as a great man. I would rather die than help Your Majesty eliminate traitors and thieves, and stabilize the world of great men!"
Now that this was all said, he expected that Liu Xie should also arrange tasks for him.
However, Liu Xie shook his head with a helpless smile and said, "Uncle, I know your loyalty to the big man. You are my uncle, and I trust you, but... now the big man is on the verge of collapse, and the princes divide the eunuchs." , it is completely different from where my father was!"
"Although I'm sorry for my ancestors! But the strength of the big man... is almost exhausted!"
"His Majesty!"
Hearing this, Liu Bei had tears in his eyes, listening to Liu Xie's dejected words, he felt very heartbroken.
Liu Xie continued:
"Thanks to Prime Minister Cao and Aiqing Cao, I can survive until today. Uncle Emperor, I know that many ministers are dissatisfied with Prime Minister Cao, but my life was saved by these two brothers. During the time I came to Xuchang, the prime minister I am also very good, I am not as violent as Dong Zhuo, I am very grateful to the two of them, and you do not know, the bowl of chicken soup cooked by Cao Su and Cao Aiqing is absolutely delicious..."
"So, uncle, you should understand what I mean. There are some words that I don't need to say, and you understand..."
Liu Bei was very puzzled when he heard Liu Xie's heartfelt words to him.
How do you feel... the Son of Heaven has no intention of rebelling against Cao Cao at all?
Is it...
Without waiting for him to think too much, Liu Xie said at this time:
"That's all! I've been hunting for a day today, and I'm tired. Uncle, do you have anything else to do?"
Liu Bei immediately shook his head, "Go back to Your Majesty, I... I'm fine, so I don't know if you have any other orders? For example... Give my ministers a secret edict?"
He couldn't help but wanted to remind, but Liu Xie smiled as if he didn't understand:
"There is no secret edict, hehe, come and help me send the emperor's uncle out of the palace!"
"No need, Your Majesty! Minister... let's go back the same way..."
Liu Bei said hastily.
"Okay! If that's the case, then uncle Huang walk slowly!" Liu Xie didn't force it, and immediately stood up, helping Concubine Dong Gui back to the room!
And Liu Bei was alone, with a messy mind and turned back to the toilet...
(End of this chapter)
The night is dark and the wind is high!Liu Bei followed the route specified by Dong Cheng and entered the harem all the way under cover!
Liu Bei looked at the purple-red palace under the night, and couldn't help being slightly startled!
After inquiring, I found out that this is Dong Guiren's harem. Today, Dong Cheng deliberately asked Dong Guiren to invite His Majesty to sleep here!
At this time, Liu Xie was going to the bathroom in the room, and when he was dredging to the most refreshing level, suddenly there was a burst of noise from the window next to him!
"Ok?"
Liu Xie was taken aback for a moment, and just as he turned his head to look, a figure crawled in directly from the window!
"what!"
Liu Xie didn't see the face clearly, so he was so startled that his shit was cut off!
At this time, Liu Bei had one foot in the toilet and the other outside, awkwardly on the window!
The two just looked at each other like this, and the atmosphere was filled with embarrassing shit...
Oh!Keep the change, please!
When Liu Bei saw that the emperor was going to the toilet, his face turned pale in a flash, he pulled out his legs outside, and knelt down in front of Liu Xie with a plop, and he lost his voice in panic:
"Your Majesty came here rashly in the middle of the night! You disturbed Your Majesty! Please forgive me!"
At this time, ten thousand muddy horses galloped past in his heart, he really believed Dong Cheng's evil, and came in in this way.
For such a crime of disrespect, beheading the capital is not an exaggeration!What crime did he do!Follow Dong Cheng to mess around here!
"Come... come, someone! There are thorns..."
Before the guest could say anything, he realized that the person who came in from the window was very familiar. When he fixed his eyes, it turned out to be Liu Bei, and he suddenly lost his voice in surprise:
"Huang... Uncle Huang? Why are you?"
Liu Bei still buried his head in the ground, breaking out in cold sweat!
"Chen... I heard that His Majesty ordered me to enter the palace, so I came here and disturbed Your Majesty! I deserve death for my crime!"
"Oh……"
After hearing this, Liu Xie couldn't help being stunned, then suddenly remembered and said:
"I did mention something to Dong Guojiu today, but I didn't say it was tonight. Why did the emperor come to visit in a hurry tonight? Still... still using this method to see me, but is there anything important?"
Liu Bei was taken aback for a moment, looking at the bewildered Liu Xie in bewilderment, faltering and speechless, extremely nervous.
Dong Cheng said before, as long as His Majesty sees him, will he tell him the next plan?
Why looked at Liu Xie even more confused than him!
Then he faltered for more than a minute before saying:
"I heard that Your Majesty caught the wind and cold after hunting today. I am very caring and came here uninvited. Please forgive me!"
"Harmful!"
Liu Xie waved helplessly after hearing this and said with a smile:
"So it's this matter? No problem, no problem. I just want to wait a few days later for all the beauties in the city to be arranged by the selection officer and then let Cao Su and Cao Aiqing come to pick them. If he comes now and asks me to fulfill my promise, I will take it." I can’t come out, that’s why I reported my illness to the outside world, Uncle Huang is worrying too much!”
The corner of Liu Bei's mouth twitched violently, almost unable to hold back!
What kind of nonsense is this?
Seeing that he was speechless, Liu Xie seemed to think of something, and said quickly:
"Uncle! You and I don't want to look at each other like this anymore? It's embarrassing!"
After speaking, he shouted out:
"Where is Aifei?"
"My concubine is waiting outside! May I ask what's the matter, Your Majesty?" A moving female voice came from outside.
"The emperor's uncle is visiting! Offer tea to watch!"
"Uncle?" Dong Guiren was taken aback after hearing this, but immediately returned to his normal state, as if he understood something, and immediately replied: "The concubine takes orders!"
After Liu Bei heard this, he immediately stood up and bowed. He couldn't stay in the latrine for a moment. If he stayed any longer, everyone would know that Liu Bei was going to use the toilet here!
A quarter of an hour later, Liu Xie came out of the toilet!
Liu Bei got up quickly, knelt down again, was supported by Liu Xie and joked with a smile:
"Haha! Uncle Huang is indeed my own uncle. I think that when I was writing a little note, I read my father and emperor Chu Gong like this, and now I am read by my uncle again. It's so interesting!"
Liu Bei was even more ashamed by what he said, and could only laugh dryly, at a loss!
He just wants to be arranged by Liu Xie quickly, and then leave this place of right and wrong!
But at this moment, Liu Xie walked up to Dong Guiren, stroked her slightly raised belly, and said to Liu Bei with a smile:
"Uncle, do you know what this is?"
Liu Bei was taken aback when he saw this, looked at Dong Guiren who was blushing on one side, and then asked, "Could it be...a keel?"
"That's right!" Liu Xie said with a smile: "This is my own flesh and blood, Uncle Huang, you will be an uncle soon!"
Liu Bei immediately showed ecstasy, knelt on the ground and respectfully said: "Congratulations, Your Majesty! Congratulations to Your Majesty on the birth of Dong Guiren's son!"
Liu Xie smiled and helped him up again, then looked at Dong Guiren's belly and said with emotion:
"Hey! It would be great if our family could continue to live like this. To tell you the truth, Uncle Emperor, the situation has been turbulent these years, and I often have trouble sleeping and eating!"
When Liu Bei saw him so emotional, his heart was also touched a little, and his face showed indignation and sadness!
"It's all because there are more and more ambitious people in this world, and they are plotting against His Majesty's foundation as a great man. I would rather die than help Your Majesty eliminate traitors and thieves, and stabilize the world of great men!"
Now that this was all said, he expected that Liu Xie should also arrange tasks for him.
However, Liu Xie shook his head with a helpless smile and said, "Uncle, I know your loyalty to the big man. You are my uncle, and I trust you, but... now the big man is on the verge of collapse, and the princes divide the eunuchs." , it is completely different from where my father was!"
"Although I'm sorry for my ancestors! But the strength of the big man... is almost exhausted!"
"His Majesty!"
Hearing this, Liu Bei had tears in his eyes, listening to Liu Xie's dejected words, he felt very heartbroken.
Liu Xie continued:
"Thanks to Prime Minister Cao and Aiqing Cao, I can survive until today. Uncle Emperor, I know that many ministers are dissatisfied with Prime Minister Cao, but my life was saved by these two brothers. During the time I came to Xuchang, the prime minister I am also very good, I am not as violent as Dong Zhuo, I am very grateful to the two of them, and you do not know, the bowl of chicken soup cooked by Cao Su and Cao Aiqing is absolutely delicious..."
"So, uncle, you should understand what I mean. There are some words that I don't need to say, and you understand..."
Liu Bei was very puzzled when he heard Liu Xie's heartfelt words to him.
How do you feel... the Son of Heaven has no intention of rebelling against Cao Cao at all?
Is it...
Without waiting for him to think too much, Liu Xie said at this time:
"That's all! I've been hunting for a day today, and I'm tired. Uncle, do you have anything else to do?"
Liu Bei immediately shook his head, "Go back to Your Majesty, I... I'm fine, so I don't know if you have any other orders? For example... Give my ministers a secret edict?"
He couldn't help but wanted to remind, but Liu Xie smiled as if he didn't understand:
"There is no secret edict, hehe, come and help me send the emperor's uncle out of the palace!"
"No need, Your Majesty! Minister... let's go back the same way..."
Liu Bei said hastily.
"Okay! If that's the case, then uncle Huang walk slowly!" Liu Xie didn't force it, and immediately stood up, helping Concubine Dong Gui back to the room!
And Liu Bei was alone, with a messy mind and turned back to the toilet...
(End of this chapter)
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