Three Kingdoms: The rebellion was eavesdropped by Cao Cao
Chapter 35 The Wrong Oyster
Chapter 35 The Wrong Oyster
The next day!
Cao Su climbed out of the tent, his face was blue and his lips were white!
He gritted his teeth and muttered to himself:
"Cao Mengde! You are not human!"
"My two rewards! If you don't give it, you won't give it! Why do you make me like this!"
"If you don't love! Please don't hurt!"
"I am *&%¥!"
……
"Uncle! Uncle! I just..."
Before Cao Su could complain, Cao Ang suddenly came in, and after seeing his weak appearance and the old woman beside him who was packing things, the nest in his hand fell directly to the ground, his chin widened. !
Cao Su's pupils shrank sharply, and quickly explained:
"It's not what you think..."
Before he could finish speaking, Cao Ang immediately turned around and ran away!
Cao Su was completely stunned, and the next moment he roared:
"Cao Zixiu! Come back to me!!"
If this little cutie runs away!Then he, Cao Su, can directly change his life on another planet!
"Sir, were you feeling well last night?"
At this time, the old woman stepped forward with a smile and asked, she could see her yellowed teeth from two meters away!
Cao Su's eyes were black, and he was about to pinch someone!
When he thought of being pressed all over by her last night, Cao Su wanted to kill himself!
Immediately he stood up with difficulty, gave her ten coins, and folded his hands together:
"Don't come next time! Please!"
It was the first time that the old woman saw so much money, and she immediately thanked him gratefully:
"Thank you sir! We are professional, you can continue to call me next time you need it!"
Cao Su: …
After finally sending the old woman away, Cao Ang turned back again, and this time Cao Ren came!
The two looked at Cao Su with a bit of joking and a bit of can't help laughing!
Cao Su sat face to face with them with a dark face, and the grievance in his heart was about to rush to Tianling Gai!
"Hahahaha!"
at last!
Cao Ren and Cao Ang couldn't bear it any longer, and burst into laughter at Cao Su!
"Uncle! I really didn't expect you to be so good at it!"
"Brother Cao Su, you told me earlier, brother, I'll help you go to the town and snatch a few over here? Why do you have to wait for the big brother to reward you!"
Cao Su was ridiculed mercilessly by the two of them, with no waves on his face, and his heart...
【Phoenix chick!One hundred diamonds! 】
【Little cute!One hundred... no!Five hundred diamonds! 】
It seems that Cao Su's face is getting more and more gloomy, Cao Ren and Cao Ang are not too much, they quickly put away their smiles, but when the two looked at each other, they couldn't help but squirt out again!
"Enough! Are you two finished?" Cao Su slapped the table and said angrily, "Brother just thinks that my march is hard, and asked the old woman to come over to help me massage and correct it. What are you thinking?!"
He is telling the truth. One thing to say, that old woman's technique of promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis is really good, which has greatly relieved his sub-healthy body. In addition to the body aches, his spirit has improved a lot.
But he believed it, but Cao Ang and Cao Ren didn't believe it!
I saw Cao Ang grabbing Cao Su's hand and said with a distressed face:
"Uncle! I understand your pain. If it wasn't for your father's order, you wouldn't... ah! It's a pity! It's a shame!"
I Nima...
Cao Su was so angry that he wanted to sit on his butt to death, this little cutie!
【Five hundred diamonds is not enough!A thousand diamonds!I'll give you a thousand diamonds! 】
Seeing that Cao Su's face was wrong, Cao Ren immediately made a round of rounds and said:
"Okay, okay! Little nephew! This uncle is going to talk about you. Brother Cao Su is also your elder, so can't you respect it? Forgot the purpose of our visit?"
Only then did Cao Ang restrain himself, and said apologetically to Cao Su:
"Sorry uncle..."
Seeing that he was softened, Cao Su was more than half annoyed, and said angrily:
"Forget it, haven't you eaten breakfast yet? I'll go get you something to eat!"
After that, I entered the tent and made a fire!
After a while, Cao Ren and Cao Ang smelled a strange fragrance and were instantly attracted to it!
"Uncle, what are you baking?"
"You'll know right away!" Cao Su's mysterious appearance made the two of them even more curious.
Soon, Cao Su came forward with two big bowls of grilled oysters!
When the two of them saw his face clearly again, they instantly took a few steps back and were shocked!
"This...what poison is this?!"
"The exterior is as hard as a shell! The interior is like ointment! Could it be a Gu worm!"
Cao Su rolled his eyes and didn't care about the two cerebral palsy. He sat down on his own and said, "I really have no eyeballs. This thing is called oyster, also called raw oyster. energy needed!"
While speaking, he held up an oyster shell with his hand and blew a few breaths. Seeing that the temperature was moderate, he sipped it into his mouth and swallowed it!
Eat it! ! !
Both Cao Ren and Cao Ang's faces turned green, and they couldn't help swallowing in sync with him!
So... so soft?lubricating?
Why does he seem to enjoy it so much?
"Dare... Dare to ask Uncle, what is protein? What is energy?"
Cao Ang asked.
Cao Su helped his forehead helplessly and explained:
"It's just a kind of food. To put it simply, you and Dong Zhuo are both exhausted. If you eat a raw oyster, you will have strength immediately! Come! Taste one!"
Cao Ren and Cao Ang shook their heads wildly!
Especially Cao Ren, his face is full of disgust!
"Even if someone I, Cao, starved to death! I would never eat this stuff! Not even if I beat him to death!"
As a soldier in battle, he knew what this food meant?
But looking at the slippery oysters in front of him, he was still very resistant and said he couldn't keep his mouth shut!
Cao Ang also stated:
"Uncle! Don't say it anymore! I also have principles!"
Cao Su looked around with a thief smile,
"Then if I tell you, long-term use of this substance will not only strengthen your body, but also..."
Having said this, Cao Su leaned into the ears of the two and whispered a few words, which immediately caused both of them to be shocked at the same time!
"What?! Is this true?"
Cao Ren and Cao Ang were shocked at the same time!
next moment!Without saying a word, the two grabbed a raw oyster with one hand and put it into their mouths without even caring about the scalding!
Cao Su: …
[What about the good principle?What about starving to death and not eating? 】
【really!No man can resist such temptation...]
Cao Ang was afraid that all of these would be robbed by Cao Ren, but he did not forget to say to Cao Su:
"Uncle! So you still have such a secret! No wonder the old woman in the city treats you..."
"To shut up!"
Cao Su: ╬!
[Cao Zixiu, you are not finished, are you? 】
However, just as Cao Su was about to have a seizure, Cao Ang and Cao Ren suddenly stopped and looked at each other strangely!
"Uncle Cao Ren... Do you think there is something wrong?"
Cao Ren also had his pupils dilated and stared at him blankly:
"It seems... that there is something wrong..."
Cao Su frowned, "What's wrong, that's wrong! If you don't eat it, get out! Myself..."
Before he could finish speaking, he suddenly felt that his whole body was surging with blood, and his restlessness was unbearable!
Looking at the oysters in his hand, he suddenly realized!
"Fuck! This oyster... seems really wrong!"
This chapter has been slightly changed. It is estimated that the previous plot was a little sensitive.
After all, the scale issue, you know...
(End of this chapter)
The next day!
Cao Su climbed out of the tent, his face was blue and his lips were white!
He gritted his teeth and muttered to himself:
"Cao Mengde! You are not human!"
"My two rewards! If you don't give it, you won't give it! Why do you make me like this!"
"If you don't love! Please don't hurt!"
"I am *&%¥!"
……
"Uncle! Uncle! I just..."
Before Cao Su could complain, Cao Ang suddenly came in, and after seeing his weak appearance and the old woman beside him who was packing things, the nest in his hand fell directly to the ground, his chin widened. !
Cao Su's pupils shrank sharply, and quickly explained:
"It's not what you think..."
Before he could finish speaking, Cao Ang immediately turned around and ran away!
Cao Su was completely stunned, and the next moment he roared:
"Cao Zixiu! Come back to me!!"
If this little cutie runs away!Then he, Cao Su, can directly change his life on another planet!
"Sir, were you feeling well last night?"
At this time, the old woman stepped forward with a smile and asked, she could see her yellowed teeth from two meters away!
Cao Su's eyes were black, and he was about to pinch someone!
When he thought of being pressed all over by her last night, Cao Su wanted to kill himself!
Immediately he stood up with difficulty, gave her ten coins, and folded his hands together:
"Don't come next time! Please!"
It was the first time that the old woman saw so much money, and she immediately thanked him gratefully:
"Thank you sir! We are professional, you can continue to call me next time you need it!"
Cao Su: …
After finally sending the old woman away, Cao Ang turned back again, and this time Cao Ren came!
The two looked at Cao Su with a bit of joking and a bit of can't help laughing!
Cao Su sat face to face with them with a dark face, and the grievance in his heart was about to rush to Tianling Gai!
"Hahahaha!"
at last!
Cao Ren and Cao Ang couldn't bear it any longer, and burst into laughter at Cao Su!
"Uncle! I really didn't expect you to be so good at it!"
"Brother Cao Su, you told me earlier, brother, I'll help you go to the town and snatch a few over here? Why do you have to wait for the big brother to reward you!"
Cao Su was ridiculed mercilessly by the two of them, with no waves on his face, and his heart...
【Phoenix chick!One hundred diamonds! 】
【Little cute!One hundred... no!Five hundred diamonds! 】
It seems that Cao Su's face is getting more and more gloomy, Cao Ren and Cao Ang are not too much, they quickly put away their smiles, but when the two looked at each other, they couldn't help but squirt out again!
"Enough! Are you two finished?" Cao Su slapped the table and said angrily, "Brother just thinks that my march is hard, and asked the old woman to come over to help me massage and correct it. What are you thinking?!"
He is telling the truth. One thing to say, that old woman's technique of promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis is really good, which has greatly relieved his sub-healthy body. In addition to the body aches, his spirit has improved a lot.
But he believed it, but Cao Ang and Cao Ren didn't believe it!
I saw Cao Ang grabbing Cao Su's hand and said with a distressed face:
"Uncle! I understand your pain. If it wasn't for your father's order, you wouldn't... ah! It's a pity! It's a shame!"
I Nima...
Cao Su was so angry that he wanted to sit on his butt to death, this little cutie!
【Five hundred diamonds is not enough!A thousand diamonds!I'll give you a thousand diamonds! 】
Seeing that Cao Su's face was wrong, Cao Ren immediately made a round of rounds and said:
"Okay, okay! Little nephew! This uncle is going to talk about you. Brother Cao Su is also your elder, so can't you respect it? Forgot the purpose of our visit?"
Only then did Cao Ang restrain himself, and said apologetically to Cao Su:
"Sorry uncle..."
Seeing that he was softened, Cao Su was more than half annoyed, and said angrily:
"Forget it, haven't you eaten breakfast yet? I'll go get you something to eat!"
After that, I entered the tent and made a fire!
After a while, Cao Ren and Cao Ang smelled a strange fragrance and were instantly attracted to it!
"Uncle, what are you baking?"
"You'll know right away!" Cao Su's mysterious appearance made the two of them even more curious.
Soon, Cao Su came forward with two big bowls of grilled oysters!
When the two of them saw his face clearly again, they instantly took a few steps back and were shocked!
"This...what poison is this?!"
"The exterior is as hard as a shell! The interior is like ointment! Could it be a Gu worm!"
Cao Su rolled his eyes and didn't care about the two cerebral palsy. He sat down on his own and said, "I really have no eyeballs. This thing is called oyster, also called raw oyster. energy needed!"
While speaking, he held up an oyster shell with his hand and blew a few breaths. Seeing that the temperature was moderate, he sipped it into his mouth and swallowed it!
Eat it! ! !
Both Cao Ren and Cao Ang's faces turned green, and they couldn't help swallowing in sync with him!
So... so soft?lubricating?
Why does he seem to enjoy it so much?
"Dare... Dare to ask Uncle, what is protein? What is energy?"
Cao Ang asked.
Cao Su helped his forehead helplessly and explained:
"It's just a kind of food. To put it simply, you and Dong Zhuo are both exhausted. If you eat a raw oyster, you will have strength immediately! Come! Taste one!"
Cao Ren and Cao Ang shook their heads wildly!
Especially Cao Ren, his face is full of disgust!
"Even if someone I, Cao, starved to death! I would never eat this stuff! Not even if I beat him to death!"
As a soldier in battle, he knew what this food meant?
But looking at the slippery oysters in front of him, he was still very resistant and said he couldn't keep his mouth shut!
Cao Ang also stated:
"Uncle! Don't say it anymore! I also have principles!"
Cao Su looked around with a thief smile,
"Then if I tell you, long-term use of this substance will not only strengthen your body, but also..."
Having said this, Cao Su leaned into the ears of the two and whispered a few words, which immediately caused both of them to be shocked at the same time!
"What?! Is this true?"
Cao Ren and Cao Ang were shocked at the same time!
next moment!Without saying a word, the two grabbed a raw oyster with one hand and put it into their mouths without even caring about the scalding!
Cao Su: …
[What about the good principle?What about starving to death and not eating? 】
【really!No man can resist such temptation...]
Cao Ang was afraid that all of these would be robbed by Cao Ren, but he did not forget to say to Cao Su:
"Uncle! So you still have such a secret! No wonder the old woman in the city treats you..."
"To shut up!"
Cao Su: ╬!
[Cao Zixiu, you are not finished, are you? 】
However, just as Cao Su was about to have a seizure, Cao Ang and Cao Ren suddenly stopped and looked at each other strangely!
"Uncle Cao Ren... Do you think there is something wrong?"
Cao Ren also had his pupils dilated and stared at him blankly:
"It seems... that there is something wrong..."
Cao Su frowned, "What's wrong, that's wrong! If you don't eat it, get out! Myself..."
Before he could finish speaking, he suddenly felt that his whole body was surging with blood, and his restlessness was unbearable!
Looking at the oysters in his hand, he suddenly realized!
"Fuck! This oyster... seems really wrong!"
This chapter has been slightly changed. It is estimated that the previous plot was a little sensitive.
After all, the scale issue, you know...
(End of this chapter)
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